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softcore porn while getting a head massage on the street. man i need to go back to the third world
He probably likes his customers sporting a semi while awkwardly walking towards the chair to get a hair cut.
All the drugs
EAU CLAIRE, Wis. (RELEASE) -- Last night shortly before 8:30pm Officers were called to Walmart for a retail theft in progress. They were told a female, and her dog had shoplifted items from the store. When Officers arrived at Walmart they found the female, Lisa Smith 46yo, screaming in the entryway and trying to catch her dog "Bo". They also learned that her son, Benny Vann 25yo, was in the store causing problems.
In trying to figure out what happened, Officers learned Smith had come into Walmart with her unleashed Dog "Bo." While Bo ran up to customers, Smith erratically started pulling apart store displays and placing them in her cart. She was asked to leave by staff and left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot. In the meantime, Bo got a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix and tried to leave the store. Smith was arrested and fought with Officers -- she also attempted to kick out a window on the squad car.
While this was occurring, Vann had made his way to the back of the store and removed all of his clothing exposing himself to other customers. Vann retrieved new clothing from the racks but did not purchase these items. When Officers approached Vann he refused to stop and attempted to run over an Officer with his scooter. Officers physically stopped the scooter and arrested Vann.
Smith was arrested for Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, and Misdemeanor Bail Jumping. Vann was arrested for Lewd and Lascivious Behavior, Disorderly Conduct and Retail Theft. Bo was caught by Officers in the store and brought to the Humane Association. The dog was not charged – police issued him a warning for the theft
I stumbled onto some Derek Deso youtube and I'm like "wtf is this crap." Ugh. And you just know some lazy ass parents are letting this raise their kid.
RIP Florida Man
Don't fuck with dinosaurs
Large flightless bird in captivity kills Florida man in ‘horrible’ accident
A captive cassowary, the large flightless animal considered the most dangerous of birds, killed a man Friday near Gainesville.
The Alachua County Sheriff’s Office is conducting a death investigation, spokesman Lt. Brett Rhodenizer said Saturday.
About 10:30 a.m., authorities received a call from a witness stating the man fell and had been attacked by the bird at a property off Alachua County Road 235 — northwest of the University of Florida in Gainesville — where the cassowary and other captive wildlife are housed.
The man, whose name was not released, had sustained “serious injuries” and was transported to a local hospital, said Alachua County Fire Rescue Deputy Chief Jeff Taylor in an email. He later died.
It is unclear if the man was the owner of the property or an employee.
Cassowary diets consist exclusively of fruit, but each of the birds’ three-toed feet hides a “dagger-like” claw on the inner toe that can grow up to 4 inches long, according to information published online by the San Diego Zoo. The birds are native to New Guinea and parts of Australia. A cassowary can also jump 7 feet into the air and run up to 31 mph.
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission classifies the cassowary among Class II wildlife, meaning they pose a threat to humans but can be owned with a permit.
“The cassowary can slice open any predator or potential threat with a single swift kick,” states information from the San Diego Zoo. “The cassowary is rightfully considered the most dangerous bird in the world!”
Don't fuck with dinosaurs
So annoying acquaintance is just now starting to notice I’m completely ignoring him after ive put him turned on ignore in FB messages for weeks lol.
Fresh coconut water is so refreshing and sweet that it sucks to know people hate it after drinking bottled ones.