I eagerly await the day I can take DY and Apollo to some Portland strip clubs. They'd enjoy the fuck outta that.
By reilo Go To PostI eagerly await the day I can take DY and Apollo to some Portland strip clubs. They'd enjoy the fuck outta that.
DY passes out before midnight
The craziest thing is that these dancers are actually pretty fucking legit lol
And it was way more diverse than Utah in the daylight. They had the model types, the women that get up there and basically do crossfit nekkid, and even the fake booty twerk gawds. Drinks were DUMB expensive too. Like more pricey than the normal bars. This bartender tried to charge me 4 bucks for a fucking Arizona.
What makes the whole thing wild is that my friends hit these clubs from all sides. I presented my self as a freelance journalist and blogger (thnx slaent :3), one guy said he was a soccer scout, the girl said she was presenter/speaker for an ongoing teacher conference, we had a fake rapper, and even a real estate developer type. The atmosphere NEVER CHANGED. It was like they didn't even believe in the scumbaggery we had to offer. Like I probably could've found a good girl in there and wifed her up. Utter nonsense.
And it was way more diverse than Utah in the daylight. They had the model types, the women that get up there and basically do crossfit nekkid, and even the fake booty twerk gawds. Drinks were DUMB expensive too. Like more pricey than the normal bars. This bartender tried to charge me 4 bucks for a fucking Arizona.
What makes the whole thing wild is that my friends hit these clubs from all sides. I presented my self as a freelance journalist and blogger (thnx slaent :3), one guy said he was a soccer scout, the girl said she was presenter/speaker for an ongoing teacher conference, we had a fake rapper, and even a real estate developer type. The atmosphere NEVER CHANGED. It was like they didn't even believe in the scumbaggery we had to offer. Like I probably could've found a good girl in there and wifed her up. Utter nonsense.
By Rhaegar Jergaryen Go To PostDY passes out before midnightI got a job, don't u judge me.
Also I'm getting old now so I need two days prep time before I commit to anything
We gotta do a NYE in Portland thing. DY you gotta come out, too. Run the town dry, get yourself a pretty white stripper wife with tattoos. Live like a king.
By DY_nasty Go To PostIs Kyrie still a cav
Look if we're going to party. We need two more dudes to complete this starting team. We already have an ultra white, a black dude, and Me. So now we need an Asian bro and maybe a short white dude to balance out things. I call point guard.
By Rhaegar Jergaryen Go To PostLook if we're going to party. We need two more dudes to complete this starting team. We already have an ultra white, a black dude, and Me. So now we need an Asian bro and maybe a short white dude to balance out things. I call point guard.you ain't no fucking point guard lol just another undersized shooter looking for highlights instead of getting the team together
probably only had one good coach your whole career and they gave up on you
By DY_nasty Go To Postyou ain't no fucking point guard lol just another undersized shooter looking for highlights instead of getting the team together
probably only had one good coach your whole career and they gave up on you
Are you telling me you're going to be the dude passing to other players all night?
By Rhaegar Jergaryen Go To PostLook if we're going to party. We need two more dudes to complete this starting team. We already have an ultra white, a black dude, and Me. So now we need an Asian bro and maybe a short white dude to balance out things. I call point guard.naw playboi,
you need a jewish guy, token black dude, a virgin and someone that can be like Zach Galifianakis from The Hangover.
So basically, you'd have Lovingsteam as the Jewish guy, Dy or Ace as the Token black dude, Phee Phee or Reilo can play the awkward virgin or single (this is interchangeable as the character will be quite similar), and Psy can play the WTF guy.
Ok so I'm something of a retired stripperholic and I dont care how VIP your joint is, you could serve me black cod and I doubt would enjoy it.
Strip clubs are some incredible places but yeah the rules you guys have are way to strict man. Like wtf with this no drinking and full frontal in the same place (although I did find one spot in vegas that allowed both but even then it was meh).
I feel like to really appreciate US strip scene I need to go miami or atlanta or something. Everything was so tame but then I also appreciate my experiences in strip clubs werent of the norm. Strip clubs and my work were kind of part of the job.
Strip clubs are some incredible places but yeah the rules you guys have are way to strict man. Like wtf with this no drinking and full frontal in the same place (although I did find one spot in vegas that allowed both but even then it was meh).
I feel like to really appreciate US strip scene I need to go miami or atlanta or something. Everything was so tame but then I also appreciate my experiences in strip clubs werent of the norm. Strip clubs and my work were kind of part of the job.
the only full nude club i've been to in NC was also bring your own alcohol. all of these rules just seem overcomplicated. who the fuck thought it was cool to not allow drinks at the booty club
the price is on the can tho...
By DY_nasty Go To PostThe craziest thing is that these dancers are actually pretty fucking legit lol
And it was way more diverse than Utah in the daylight. They had the model types, the women that get up there and basically do crossfit nekkid, and even the fake booty twerk gawds. Drinks were DUMB expensive too. Like more pricey than the normal bars. This bartender tried to charge me 4 bucks for a fucking Arizona.
What makes the whole thing wild is that my friends hit these clubs from all sides. I presented my self as a freelance journalist and blogger (thnx slaent :3), one guy said he was a soccer scout, the girl said she was presenter/speaker for an ongoing teacher conference, we had a fake rapper, and even a real estate developer type. The atmosphere NEVER CHANGED. It was like they didn't even believe in the scumbaggery we had to offer. Like I probably could've found a good girl in there and wifed her up. Utter nonsense.
the price is on the can tho...
By reilo Go To PostPortland is full frontal and everything you seek plus full alcohol.
Word,
I mean I dont know about you all but you know when go so much the you kind become immune to the ass and tits unless your in that zone? I like to get to know them, I'm not gunna lie I used to always get happy when they gave me their real name. You may ask why are you trying to make a connection with stripper Nigel and truth is I dunno, I was never good at being an upfront asshole and for a long time loved the idea of love more than love itself.
By Kidjr Go To PostOk so I'm something of a retired stripperholic and I dont care how VIP your joint is, you could serve me black cod and I doubt would enjoy it.
Strip clubs are some incredible places but yeah the rules you guys have are way to strict man. Like wtf with this no drinking and full frontal in the same place (although I did find one spot in vegas that allowed both but even then it was meh).
I feel like to really appreciate US strip scene I need to go miami or atlanta or something. Everything was so tame but then I also appreciate my experiences in strip clubs werent of the norm. Strip clubs and my work were kind of part of the job.
Houston, my man
By Moris Go To Postso this is what happens when theres no news.we can talk about Kobe/MJ/Lebron and top 10 GOATs if you wish.
By Moris Go To Postso this is what happens when theres no news.
Tea is never setting foot in this place again, huh.
Last I checked Tea enjoys local Portland neighborhood titty bars.
Just make sure you talk about places like Silverado as well.
Just make sure you talk about places like Silverado as well.
By livefromkyoto Go To PostTea is never setting foot in this place again, huh.you were in party chat with us last time we were talking about strip clubs lol don't you go out here instigating
By Kabro Go To Postwe can talk about Kobe/MJ/Lebron and top 10 GOATs if you wish.I'd rather strip club talk.
So, basically, your odds of getting a rotation player at 50/50 odds or better ends after the 25th pick.
http://www.espn.com/wnba/playbyplay?gameId=400927561
Ummmm... wow. In fairness Indy has alot of injured stars and the Lynx are the best team in the league but still...
Ummmm... wow. In fairness Indy has alot of injured stars and the Lynx are the best team in the league but still...
Nigel Hayes agreed to a partially guaranteed deal with the Knicks.... who in the blue Hell is Nigel Hayes? The only Nigel I know of is Nasty Nigel, and he's dead.
He agreed to a camp deal with the Knicks back in June, so it's unknown if there was something added to that deal here. The Wisconsin product went undrafted in June, but he was impressive in his senior season with 14.0 points per game.
*checks Google*
DraftExpress Profile - Nigel Hayes
ah, 6'7.5 PF/SF with a 7'3.5 wingspan. Freakish length but not the athleticism to match.
By The Frankman Go To Post… who in the blue Hell is Nigel Hayes? The only Nigel I know of is Nasty Nigel, and he's dead.people thought he was a 1st round pick at one point
*checks Google*
DraftExpress Profile - Nigel Hayes
ah, 6'7.5 PF/SF with a 7'3.5 wingspan. Freakish length but not the athleticism to match.
By The Frankman Go To Posthttp://www.espn.com/wnba/playbyplay?gameId=400927561Man, the women's game has gotten much faster and more skilled than the last time I sat down and watched it.
Ummmm… wow. In fairness Indy has alot of injured stars and the Lynx are the best team in the league but still…
By Kibner Go To PostMan, the women's game has gotten much faster and more skilled than the last time I sat down and watched it.i never really saw a WNBA only people laughing about it. that doesn't look that bad.
By Switchpro Go To Posti never really saw a WNBA only people laughing about it. that doesn't look that bad.If you are desperate for some ball, their league pass is only $9 USD: https://leaguepass.wnba.com
By The Frankman Go To Post… who in the blue Hell is Nigel HayesGreat size but yeah, really underwhelming athlete, not a lot of bounce. Can't create much outside of the post, can't shoot worth dick and he's never beating anyone off the dribble. Real strong though, fwiw.
I used to be a believer, but he's just not that good