Yup
Of course premier league teams are going to be racking up points in the lower european competitons, budget differences are insane. Here's your super league, gross.
Of course premier league teams are going to be racking up points in the lower european competitons, budget differences are insane. Here's your super league, gross.
This is like the Serena Williams thing from a few years ago. You'd not win a single point against her and you'd not score a single goal in a competitive game for City.
Might fluke one, come on.
Serena Williams definitely not, unless she double faulted, but why would she go all out. She’d just take the piss.
Serena Williams definitely not, unless she double faulted, but why would she go all out. She’d just take the piss.
I think England should have a fifth Champions League spot.
More equatable relative to the strength and size of the league.
(Not just because it would benefit Arsenal)
More equatable relative to the strength and size of the league.
(Not just because it would benefit Arsenal)
serena one is way more likely because she can double fault and if you are a sort of decent server you can get lucky on your serve if you just go all out every time. the goal one is never going to happen lol.
By Cleff Go To PostThis is like the Serena Williams thing from a few years ago. You'd not win a single point against her and you'd not score a single goal in a competitive game for City.
I wouldn't win a single point against Serena Williams
I'd get 4 goals for City
I’d win a penalty and score one.
That question isn’t anywhere near as absurd as asking an average person to get a hit on an MLB pitcher.
That question isn’t anywhere near as absurd as asking an average person to get a hit on an MLB pitcher.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostI’d win a penalty and score one.no pens.
That question isn’t anywhere near as absurd as asking an average person to get a hit on an MLB pitcher.
By Crusher Go To PostHaaland scored over 60 goals in the PL in one of my FM saves, for City. I erased that save.He has been at Liverpool for 10-12 years in my save (I think he went somewhere in between Dortmund and them.. I don't think he's been there the entire time?) and is still scoring like 30 league goals a season at 35. My managerial route went Oldham -> Torino -> Bayer Leverkusen -> Man City. City ended up signing Mbappe instead of him going to Madrid and he's been there since 2022. I keep thinking I'll cut him loose but he's continued to produce so I renewed him until 2036.
id probably manage to score at least 1, you have 10 of the best players in the world giving you service, it's not an impossible solo feat like the serena willians thing
You're not scoring a goal for Manchester city if you play 100 games against Norwich.
Bungie would be the most likely to score, probably .08% chance
Bungie would be the most likely to score, probably .08% chance
By Cleff Go To PostThis is like the Serena Williams thing from a few years ago. You'd not win a single point against her and you'd not score a single goal in a competitive game for City.I regularly score 3 goals a game in my twice a week 5 a side matches so 8.
By FootbalIFan Go To PostYou're not scoring a goal for Manchester city if you play 100 games against Norwich.Man does love a goal down the marshes.
Bungie would be the most likely to score, probably .08% chance
By Cleff Go To PostThis is like the Serena Williams thing from a few years ago. You'd not win a single point against her and you'd not score a single goal in a competitive game for City.Yeah I'm not about to sell my soul thank you
United set ticket prices for the Youth Cup final at £1. The whole thing fucking sold old. Will be 78,000 fans in attendance at Old Trafford for it. Which is fantastic really. All proceeds go to charity.
By Willkiller Go To PostOne day, one day lads we'll have that Slaent football gameLet's all meet somewhere in the middle, Melbourne is close to everyones current location
I will be coach, due to my legs
By Cleff Go To PostUnited set ticket prices for the Youth Cup final at £1. The whole thing fucking sold old. Will be 78,000 fans in attendance at Old Trafford for it. Which is fantastic really. All proceeds go to charity.The only trophy that matters.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostDoicare would score a hat trick and two foot n8 at the 90+5
The fact he is going to win superbru fucking sickens me
By Cleff Go To Post
Massive news
By Lego Go To PostHe simply knows more about football than the rest of us
doicare is an anagram of i rad eco
i rad eco is what extinction rebellion supporters say about themselves
extinction is what happened to the dinosaurs
a dinosaur is a land reptile
another reptile is a snake
snakes are associated historically with evil due to the influence of the book of genesis
genesis is a band with Phil collins
Phil collins is a cunt
ergo
doicare is a cunt
Seeing a lot of United fans asking how we respond to City signing Haaland. The answer is that we shouldn't. The above line of thinking is what got us into this mess in the first place. The last thing we need is to yet again sign a superstar without a clear vision of how he fits into the side.
Develop a plan with Murtough and ETH, sign the players that fit his ethos and go from there. There's no quick fix to the mess we're in. It'll take a few years at least.
Develop a plan with Murtough and ETH, sign the players that fit his ethos and go from there. There's no quick fix to the mess we're in. It'll take a few years at least.
By n8 dogg Go To PostThe fact he is going to win superbru fucking sickens me
Has he still not ever predicted a draw? That's how he won the Euros league
By Willkiller Go To PostHas he still not ever predicted a draw? That's how he won the Euros league
i didn’t know he did that. incredible
I win the exact results moral cup
By Dan Go To PostMassive newsI was very pessimistic that we wouldn’t get him previously. Completely and utterly thrilled. Can’t wait to see him at City.
By Meier Go To PostI was very pessimistic that we wouldn’t get him previously. Completely and utterly thrilled. Can’t wait to see him at City.
Harry Kane is going to finish his career without a league title now, surely.
Haaland's record at Dortmund is genuinely insane. 85 goals and 20 assists in 88 games -- unbelievable.
By Dan Go To PostHarry Kane is going to finish his career without a league title now, surely.We'd have been more likely to win the CL with him this season I think but I'm not sure we'd have signed Haaland then this summer so maybe 10 years from now and it ends up being a fair trade.
By Cleff Go To PostSeeing a lot of United fans asking how we respond to City signing Haaland.ETH talking to United scouts
By Lego Go To PostHaaland will get a lot of 3-4 goal games I think.City vs 20th place team
Haaland - ‘17, ‘30, ‘82
Foden - ‘75
Foden #worldclass wow how does he do it