By Wahabipapangus Go To PostMy uncle tattooed himself a cross on his own cock. It's better than that at least I guessso you got your sense of humor from your uncle or are all danes like this?
There's something to be said of getting your ass up to deal with litter and feeding a cat that will keep you sane and grounded in reality in some shit fucking times. I say this from personal experience.
By Pac-12 Go To PostDY's cat passes very similar judgment as the one belowanybody who thinks their cat regards them as my mother/father is not grounded in reality.
By DY_nasty Go To PostCat quarantine kept what little sanity I have left intact
100%
By LabouredPatriot Go To Postwas he your grandfather?
why are you out to fuck up everyone's algorithm ff
everyone else posting cute pet videos and optical illusions w dog paintings getting run over by steam rollers or cringe 90s shit
everyone else posting cute pet videos and optical illusions w dog paintings getting run over by steam rollers or cringe 90s shit
ijs who the fuck wakes up and posts a white lives matter rally link. don't even want to find out if that's satire or not
By post-sy Go To PostSeems low for Guy TBH
Yesterday I was babysitting and the 4 year old took a huge ass bite out of a jalapeño. Haven't laughed that hard in years. Kid was freaking out
By DiPro Go To Postgreat job babysitting.
it's not going to hurt him. Told his mom and all she did was laugh.
My kid once took a bite out of a habanero and now he goes to Indian place orders their spiciest level and gets mad if they don't give it to him.
Did anyone know this existed? Honesty time
http://1900hotdog.com/2021/05/fucking-day-dick-fight-island-pt-1-%f0%9f%8c%ad/
http://1900hotdog.com/2021/05/fucking-day-dick-fight-island-pt-1-%f0%9f%8c%ad/
By DY_nasty Go To Postif I'm gonna have a shitty roommate, its best that its a cat
A semi shitty SO prolly still helps pay the bills, jus sayin’
I felt old when I watched Action Point and thought it was Jack Nicholson instead of Knoxville
but he's also a super cool guy who's basically rehabbed all of the Jackass guys(except Bam but hes been trying)
but he's also a super cool guy who's basically rehabbed all of the Jackass guys(except Bam but hes been trying)
By Fenderputty Go To PostA semi shitty SO prolly still helps pay the bills, jus sayin’lol i don't know how people suffer mediocre relationships with bills attached
By DY_nasty Go To Postlol i don't know how people suffer mediocre relationships with bills attached
Consistent sex?
I'd rather pay for sex and look at it like a monthly expense than share a lease with a semi shitty fuck buddy/SO
By DY_nasty Go To PostI'd rather pay for sex and look at it like a monthly expense than share a lease with a semi shitty fuck buddy/SODy is such a hopeless romantic
By Fenderputty Go To PostConsistent sex?Usually boring sex.
By domino Go To PostGuy could have saved about 30 seconds if he just used the right tool
fool bout to fuck up and cut himself
technique > muscles when it comes to yardwork
By DY_nasty Go To PostI'd rather pay for sex and look at it like a monthly expense than share a lease with a semi shitty fuck buddy/SO
i was doing this until covid ruined it for me. life was good