By i can get you a toe Go To PostAfter absorbing copious amounts of nature shows momma grizzly/polar bear/cat/elephant/hippo vs threatening or the appearance of threatening her cub fucks up everything. Oh and don't show apes your teeth.
saw a nature doc the other day that followed a mama leopard and her cub. mans got bigger and was hunting with her at times. got too bold on one hunt and fukked up the hunt/chase. he was trying to play with his mom after but she wasn't having it, and was pissed. got to fighting and straight up took out his eye
. she left him after that and he to be on his own from that point forward.fast forward and he's blind but still out there living a leopard life, and she's back in the trees doing her mating call, ready to get down
episode kind of fuked with me for the rest of the day
By Smokey Go To Postpolar bearelephant wouldn't even be bothered if a tiny polar bear attacked.
remember going to a zoo and seeing a figure/statue illustrate how big they actually are on their legs and it had me shook
By Not Go To PostPolar bears are the most dangerous animals on earth to humans specifically
Not if you voluntarily hand over your bottle of Coke.
I think cats might win a lot of shit, somehow even those little domesticated shits make large ass dinosaurs fuck off for the trouble.
The thing with cats is that they are so ridiculously fast and agile. I seen these little shits climb a tree spiralling around it to catch a lizard like it is nothing. True demon energy.
I don't believe in the paranormal but I swear my cats see into different timelines and universes or something. Fight demons with demons I say.
We all know hippos and elephants are OP, but they don't have 'the look.' They don't draw, brother.
Wolves are bottom tier of the animals with fanboys groups. No claws, no thumbs, not xbox hueg, not a cool dinosaur, not clever.
Wolves are bottom tier of the animals with fanboys groups. No claws, no thumbs, not xbox hueg, not a cool dinosaur, not clever.
By LabouredPatriot Go To PostYou'd expect demon energy from a species that sleeps 18 hours a day.Kind of jealous, I like sleep and it's been real shit lately.
My brother's cat was ludicrously quick to switch between contentment and aggression, could never get a read on him. Punched bloody hard as well.
One of my cats just hunts shit soon as she sees it, another one always calls out to me like "WHOSE MANS IS THIS" and I find her just waiting for my permission it's weird.
By Daz Go To PostSo, Bengal Tiger wins?Hippos win.
Hippos still bow down to elephants. I think elephants win most shit they just hate even having to get to that point so they'll just stomp and be like "stay the fuck there or go away" and most things acquiesce. Never really get to see them gore some shit cause nothing wants to try.
By You got 14 bricks right there? Go To PostCats bring you spoils from the hunt, they are superior by default.I had one bring me mice, birds, squirrels, and giant bugs. She also loved to play with them after injuring them but before killing them. Just batted them around. Let them run a bit to think they can get away before pouncing again.
My favorite cat, tbh.
By Kibner Go To PostI had one bring me mice, birds, squirrels, and giant bugs. She also loved to play with them after injuring them but before killing them. Just batted them around. Let them run a bit to think they can get away before pouncing again.Pure demon energy. Sy thinks some lazy vegans can wreck a born killer.
My favorite cat, tbh.
One of my cats was so good at hunting he basically single handedly dealt with a vole population fucking with people's grass. Our back patio had to be sprayed down a lot though. He would devour them/leave pieces there. TBH though I think some fucknut started poisoning the voles, he was losing weight and one day he just didn't come back.
Linking and nsfwing just in case
https://youtu.be/3miB7PMjCLQ
https://youtu.be/3miB7PMjCLQ
By post-sy Go To PostLinking and nsfwing just in caseWhen you’re single, you have to do everything yourself.
https://youtu.be/3miB7PMjCLQ
Silverbacks may be skrong but they ain’t killers like the tiger or polar bear. Tigers and bears do this for a living while silverbacks chillin’ eating berries and shit.
That said unless the Siberian tiger gets the jump on the silverback, then I’m going with the silverback. Polar bear stomps both.
That said unless the Siberian tiger gets the jump on the silverback, then I’m going with the silverback. Polar bear stomps both.
By i can get you a toe Go To PostOne of my cats was so good at hunting he basically single handedly dealt with a vole population fucking with people's grass. Our back patio had to be sprayed down a lot though. He would devour them/leave pieces there. TBH though I think some fucknut started poisoning the voles, he was losing weight and one day he just didn't come back.Pretty sure a neighbor left out a bowl of cast food that they laced with antifreeze and killed my cat because they were trying to get rid of a tomcat that was leaving paw prints on their car's wind shield. Came home from the mall one day to find my cat's corpse covered in ants.
By Kibner Go To PostPretty sure a neighbor left out a bowl of cast food that they laced with antifreeze and killed my cat because they were trying to get rid of a tomcat that was leaving paw prints on their car's wind shield. Came home from the mall one day to find my cat's corpse covered in ants.This is one of the few things that would make me contemplate murder.
By i can get you a toe Go To PostThis is one of the few things that would make me contemplate murder.Yes
By Kibner Go To PostPretty sure a neighbor left out a bowl of cast food that they laced with antifreeze and killed my cat because they were trying to get rid of a tomcat that was leaving paw prints on their car's wind shield. Came home from the mall one day to find my cat's corpse covered in ants.Machete Kibner's origin story
By Kibner Go To PostPretty sure a neighbor left out a bowl of cast food that they laced with antifreeze and killed my cat because they were trying to get rid of a tomcat that was leaving paw prints on their car's wind shield. Came home from the mall one day to find my cat's corpse covered in ants.
Fucking cunt. Had a neighbour threaten to kill my cat, because she apparently set his dog off. This was during a night out. Escalated into an argument where he tried to headlock the bro. Didn't end well for him. Let him know that if anything ever happened to my cat after that, he'd be the first person i'd be following up on. Fucking junky trash.
lol
Great karma get since a bunch of people seem to overly care about spoilers while others really seem like dicks wanting to spoil way too much. I've accidentally spoiled friends or family (and from now on I instantly reject answering questions) but at the same time I don't really get into shows that much with people where I'm like "OMG YOU'D LOVE *major plot point.*"
Great karma get since a bunch of people seem to overly care about spoilers while others really seem like dicks wanting to spoil way too much. I've accidentally spoiled friends or family (and from now on I instantly reject answering questions) but at the same time I don't really get into shows that much with people where I'm like "OMG YOU'D LOVE *major plot point.*"
By Pac-12 Go To PostToo many paragraphs.Well I'm glad somebody else said it. Disso needs to give us a TLDR before we decide to invest the time to read it.
SUM THAT SHIT UP.
My attention span isn't exactly growing….
White people have to stop this shit. What is wrong with them?! I've seen this kind of shit twice in less than 24 hours.
By RATHasReturned Go To PostWhite people have to stop this shit. What is wrong with them?! I've seen this kind of shit twice in less than 24 hours.dude this isnt real
By RATHasReturned Go To Post
White people have to stop this shit. What is wrong with them?! I've seen this kind of shit twice in less than 24 hours.
White people are definitely a problem, but who the hell are you following where you see shit like this twice in a day.
Look inward, as my retail Tiktok dude would say.
If you follow enough black people on Twitter you’ll see a lot of “look at these white people” shit lol
By diehard Go To Postdude this isnt realLooks like legit clout chasing to me
They have a video about cooking things using a paper towel holder, 10 Million views.
These people taking everyone for a ride.
These people taking everyone for a ride.
It's a hack that takes more time and effort than the usual method, using an amount of food that would feed a garrison, is done directly on a countertop, and contains the actual quote 'no mess'
How could anyone possibly think it's serious?
How could anyone possibly think it's serious?
Over there ready to devour that ketchup salad, but you still had time to acknowledge Kenny Mayne. Respect.