we have an apprentice and there isn't much to do at the moment so i asked him to shred a couple of old folders. came back after two hours and he managed to do one. one folder. there are about 200, kid might not finish this decade.
By DiPro Go To Postwe have an apprentice and there isn't much to do at the moment so i asked him to shredder a couple of old folders. came back after two hours and he managed to do one. one folder. there are about 200, kid might not finish this decade.Kid’s smart. If he did all the work, you would just assign him more.
guys, i know all the tricks, i used to do them myself but i believe he's genuinely shit. i told him he can go home if he finishes, let's see if that works.
Glad i'm not in IT right now, my workplace was "the victim of a cyber-incident". Haven't been able to remote in since Thursday.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostSoon he’ll be your bossi'm more worried if he finds his way home tbh.
By data Go To PostJust hire me and sy
By DiPro Go To Posthow's your german or french?My Dutch is alright
By DiPro Go To Posthow's your german or french?Time to hire Penny.
By Pennywise Go To PostTime to hire Penny.how many folders an hour?
By DiPro Go To Posthow's your german or french?I once had a dachshund named schnitzel
By data Go To PostI once had a dachshund named schnitzelschnitzel is austrian and we call it Dackel not dachshund.
thank you, next.
By DiPro Go To Posthow many folders an hour?Depends on how thick they are.
Could also fake the swiss accent.
By Pennywise Go To PostDepends on how thick they are.
Could also fake the swiss accent.
not sure what faking a swiss accent woud accomplish, could you try faking swiss german instead? would help a lot.
By DiPro Go To Postnot sure what faking a swiss accent woud accomplish, could you try faking swiss german instead? would help a lot.Yes.
Think 40-60 per day would be possible. Depending on paper clips etc.
By Pennywise Go To PostYes.there are quite a few.
Think 40-60 per day would be possible. Depending on paper clips etc.
you're hired.
By sy Go To PostImagine expecting someone to shred more than 4 of those big ass folders a day'They're poor and not travelling the world, what else could they be doing?'
By Pennywise Go To PostYes.
Think 40-60 per day would be possible. Depending on paper clips etc.
Do you mean staples? Just a point of order but if any cunt uses a paper clip in any of my files they will be summarily dismissed.
You (America):
Versus the guy (Germany) she told you not to worry about:
By sy Go To PostImagine expecting someone to shred more than 4 of those big ass folders a day
By data Go To PostI once had a dachshund named schnitzel
Versus the guy (Germany) she told you not to worry about:
By Pennywise Go To PostYes.
Think 40-60 per day would be possible. Depending on paper clips etc.
By LabouredPatriot Go To PostDo you mean staples? Just a point of order but if any cunt uses a paper clip in any of my files they will be summarily dismissed.Both.
By reilo Go To PostYou (America):Germans are efficient at destroying things
Versus the guy (Germany) she told you not to worry about:
By LabouredPatriot Go To PostDo you mean staples? Just a point of order but if any cunt uses a paper clip in any of my files they will be summarily dismissed.I have to bring a stapler when students have to hand in homework because grown ass adults just give me loose sheets of paper.
By LabouredPatriot Go To PostDo you mean staples? Just a point of order but if any cunt uses a paper clip in any of my files they will be summarily dismissed.
just staples.
By batong_nr1_rangers_fan Go To PostImagining still working with a piece of paper.we don't but for legal purpose you used to have to keep a paper record of some stuff for 10 years so these are all 10+ years old.
I still print documents as it is much easier to review when it is on paper than on the screen. Then I shred them basically within the week. Wasteful as fuck but it is what it is.
i went back and he jammed the fucking shredder.
couldn't do anything after that but didn't tell anyone.
i used a knife and umjammed it in 10 seconds.
3 folders done 197 to go.
couldn't do anything after that but didn't tell anyone.
i used a knife and umjammed it in 10 seconds.
3 folders done 197 to go.
i usually printed any emails that actually required a reply otherwise i'd forget to do it.
also yeah its just much easier to look at a sheet of paper than a screen.
also yeah its just much easier to look at a sheet of paper than a screen.
By domino Go To Posti usually printed any emails that actually required a reply otherwise i'd forget to do it..what the hell?
By diehard Go To Postwhat the hell?
I had a bad problem of reading emails just to see what it was, and then just forgetting to mark it as unread to reply later once I had the info I needed
like if i needed to contact a vendor for a customer issue and it took them 12-24 hrs to get back to me
so printing emails, for the things that needed replies, was my fix to stay on top of those things
if its something I can answer on the spot I just do it right then
By domino Go To PostI had a bad problem of reading emails just to see what it was, and then just forgetting to mark it as unread to reply later once I had the info I neededBut there are so many tools to help with things like this, even just basic email functions like moving them into a different folder, using categories or simply flagging the email.
like if i needed to contact a vendor for a customer issue and it took them 12-24 hrs to get back to me
so printing emails, for the things that needed replies, was my fix to stay on top of those things
if its something I can answer on the spot I just do it right then
By DiPro Go To Posti went back and he jammed the fucking shredder.You have to try to jam a residential shredder so a business shredder? This dude doesn’t want to work at all and he’s trying to waste as much time as possible.
couldn't do anything after that but didn't tell anyone.
i used a knife and umjammed it in 10 seconds.
3 folders done 197 to go.
By reilo Go To PostOr keeping your inbox clean so only the things you know you need to take action on sit in it.
My tried and trusted. Messy inboxes (quiet you) make my brain scream.