By sy Go To PostCan you remember what you did 5 minutes before you slept?since i fell asleep watching tv, yes.
By Apollo Go To Post5:30 yoga, work out
6:00 meditation then shower
7:00-8:00 coffee, reading, and thinking time
By Apollo Go To Post5:30 yoga, work outMy man
6:00 meditation then shower
7:00-8:00 coffee, reading, and thinking time
How much are y'all paying for electricity in a year? Just got the bill and i'm always surprised how cheap it is compared to what you get for it.
By Pac-12 Go To PostMy wake up routine is snooze button, snooze button, snooze button, oversleep, walk to my home office, shower at lunch.I work out and shower at lunch lol
Sometimes I don't eat til dinner 😣
By sy Go To PostY'all go to work without washing your ass?Sy my boy…if only you knew how dirty people are
By sy Go To PostY'all go to work without washing your ass?Bro I'm in my house
By sy Go To PostY'all go to work without washing your ass?How long do you need to wash your ass or how dirty is your ass?
By DiPro Go To PostHow long do you need to wash your ass or how dirty is your ass?wow
If I'm going out in the morning I gotta shower or else I will just fall asleep in the car or chair. Also for work it's different clothes, why would I put on fresh clothes over an unwashed body.
Let’s just skip the middle where “I don’t clean myself and no one has told me I smell”
Yeah because humans are pussies and if you tell someone they smell like shit they’re gonna take offense. Since I don’t know any of you personally..
Wash your ass m8s. Please. I can bet my life that at some point in the day you smell like a NYC dumpster in 100 degree Fahrenheit weather. You might not start the work day smelling like it, but by the end of it you will.
Yeah because humans are pussies and if you tell someone they smell like shit they’re gonna take offense. Since I don’t know any of you personally..
Wash your ass m8s. Please. I can bet my life that at some point in the day you smell like a NYC dumpster in 100 degree Fahrenheit weather. You might not start the work day smelling like it, but by the end of it you will.
Awesome, a stack plumbing blackage in our flat means dirty water coming through our kitchen sink at 10pm on a Friday.
Emergency plumber is about to meet the drunkest and highest client ever at about 2am.
Emergency plumber is about to meet the drunkest and highest client ever at about 2am.
By Laboured Go To PostAwesome, a stack plumbing blackage in our flat means dirty water coming through our kitchen sink at 10pm on a Friday.
Emergency plumber is about to meet the drunkest and highest client ever at about 2am.
By DY_nasty Go To Postwow
How do y’all cope with shtting at work? 😂
I shower in the morning but don’t take a dump until my morning espresso after I’ve arrived.
By Fenderputty Go To PostHow do y’all cope with shitting at work? 😂Come again
I shower in the morning but don’t take a dump until my morning espresso after I’ve arrived.
By sy Go To PostCome again
I’m gonna guess you need to eat more fiber
By Fenderputty Go To PostHow do y’all cope with shtting at work? 😂The best part of WFH.
I shower in the morning but don’t take a dump until my morning espresso after I’ve arrived.
Before, despite have nice toilets at the office, people are really fucking nasty.
By Daz Go To PostThe best part of WFH.
Before, despite have nice toilets at the office, people are really fucking nasty.
This is why I shit at 8am post coffee. Bathroom sparkling
By Fenderputty Go To PostThis is why I shit at 8am post coffee. Bathroom sparklingI be taking a dump during lunch because I eat at different times and during work hours the few stalls that are available are full or one or two of them are clogged. Plus taking a dump right after someone gets off always grosses me out and of course smells terrible. During lunch it’s quiet and I can deuce in peace. Boy do I need a WFH job. 😂
By Fenderputty Go To PostHow do y’all cope with shtting at work? 😂I am a true believer of shitting at work and especially not during a lunch break.
I shower in the morning but don’t take a dump until my morning espresso after I’ve arrived.
only when my manager forgets to lock his private toilet
and I'm also not above using the handicapped one if I absolutely had to go, it's always the cleanest one.
and I'm also not above using the handicapped one if I absolutely had to go, it's always the cleanest one.
By Fenderputty Go To PostHow do y’all cope with shtting at work? 😂
I shower in the morning but don’t take a dump until my morning espresso after I’ve arrived.
Look bro I had to dig a hole and shit in a sand storm. I will shit anywhere that has walls, ac, and where I don't fear getting mortared
tbh a least a hole you dug isn't the horror show that is what others do to bathrooms/stalls
would rather deal with a scorpion trying to crawl towards my butt than some of the shit i've seen in public bathrooms
would rather deal with a scorpion trying to crawl towards my butt than some of the shit i've seen in public bathrooms
By i can get you a toe Go To Posttbh a least a hole you dug isn't the horror show that is what others do to bathrooms/stalls
would rather deal with a scorpion trying to crawl towards my butt than some of the shit i've seen in public bathrooms
I didn't mention portapotties for a reason
i have shown photographic evidence to many football posters here, of the time i had to take a shit in a flooded and abandon cloister, on a tiny island in the philippines. food poisoning on a boat trip is not recommended. i hope no one ever found that, i did go out of my way to do it somewhere that people wouldnt really get to unless they tried to search out everything of the cloister.
i do hate to shit elsewhere though. my old work was alright, cause i had the toilet for myself. but there is nothing worse than sitting down on a toilet already looking a bit dirty, and feeling the seat still warm.
i do hate to shit elsewhere though. my old work was alright, cause i had the toilet for myself. but there is nothing worse than sitting down on a toilet already looking a bit dirty, and feeling the seat still warm.
We had a guy at work who used to do proper filthy shits. If he got in before anyone, people be holding their piss because of how bad the smell was. One day he came walking out of the toilet with a long tail of toilet paper hanging out the back of his trousers, with a continuous smear of shit down it.
Dude literally lumberjacked his crease with the TP like it was a 2-man buck saw.
Dude literally lumberjacked his crease with the TP like it was a 2-man buck saw.