By Hitch Go To PostI foresee broken wrists, dislocated elbows, fractured spines and snapped hamstrings
I forsee lots of sexual riding jokes
By Hitch Go To PostI foresee broken wrists, dislocated elbows, fractured spines and snapped hamstrings
I was going to say, she'll fuck up one day and some vet will put her down.
By MushForBrains Go To Post
Ain't never see a grown-ass smurf before?
In the episode which aired on Monday afternoon, Riach and his opponent were presented with the nine-letter mix “TINEYATPH”.
How did they miss tinypath?
How did they miss tinypath?
By rvy Go To PostI'll whoop your colonizing ass
daaaaaaaaamn
That girl is fine tho lol
By Not Go To PostDoes it factor in the death rate of people trying to go more than ten miles?
Family Matters Season 3 Episode 9
Holy fuck the Dragons are badass. They fucked Laura's restaurant up and rekt Eddie.
Holy fuck the Dragons are badass. They fucked Laura's restaurant up and rekt Eddie.
By Spengo Go To PostProbably gonna be the whitest thing I've seen all week
You can put this right alongside those unsettling robot dog videos.
By MonadL Go To PostProbably gonna be the whitest thing I've seen all week
By Fenderputty Go To Post
Remember when Psy was scared of a lizard
He's got ♫no more fucks to...♫
Nah, fuck that, fuck that.
♫You know that gangstas rock, gangstas roll
Here's the gangsta shit, we on a gangsta stroll
'Cause gangstas ride, gangstas slide
In the gangsta ride with the gangsta glide
'Cause gangstas move and gangstas groove
Most gangstas got nothin' to lose
Gangstas live, and gangstas die
Gangstas form a gang and the gang multiply
Gangstas give a fuck, a G don't ask why
Gangstas don't snitch, and gangstas don't cry
Gangstas boogie, gangstas don't dance
Gangsta pull the strap out yo' pants and blast
Gangstas don't run and gangstas don't hide
I'm a gangsta-ass [fella] from the sick Southside
That's how I know exactly what a gangsta do
You love the gangsta shit, ain't you a gangsta too?
Then C-Walk, homie!♫
if i was 5', bald, fat and felt like no women wanted me because if it then i'd be tight too.
i dont condone it but i understand.
i dont condone it but i understand.
By data Go To PostThere are things in life other than coochie.You take water for granted until you find yourself in a desert
By domino Go To Postif i was 5', bald, fat and felt like no women wanted me because if it then i'd be tight too.
i dont condone it but i understand.
By Wahabipapangus Go To Posti am 2 out of 4.He said 5 feet, not 5 inches.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostNo women would want him if he was 6’. That’s what he doesn’t realise.
nah theyd just decide they didnt want him after they got to know him.
By data Go To PostThere are things in life other than coochie.Those things don’t matter though
By Not Go To PostMust suck to be born with sexually undesirable traitsI know too many ugly motherfuckers that got whole rosters lol
What are ya gonna do
You can't be ugly AND a miserable selfhating douchebag. Gotta pick one.