I get it. You're a student from China and you have more parental money than confidence in your English. But FFS, if you're going to pay some shady academic in Kenya to write your essay for you, at least make sure he does it on the right topic. And definitely scrub the metadata so the dude's name isn't still on the file. As if I want to be up at 3am reporting academic integrity issues.
By livefromkyoto Go To PostI get it. You're a student from China and you have more parental money than confidence in your English. But FFS, if you're going to pay some shady academic in Kenya to write your essay for you, at least make sure he does it on the right topic. And definitely scrub the metadata so the dude's name isn't still on the file. As if I want to be up at 3am reporting academic integrity issues.Hahaha. "Bruh can you please cheat better than this buh god..."
By livefromkyoto Go To PostI'm up here like
Net neutrality keeps me warm.
asshole
My position is being moved to New Hampshire and my boss told me I got it if I want it.
Fuck me
Life sucks
Fuck me
Life sucks
By Fenderputty Go To PostWhat’s the shit food scene like in New Hampshirebout to pop off
By Smokey Go To Postasshole
Yeah, my bad. Too soon.
I think I met a gaffer in person yesterday
At work yesterday my coworker asked the guy if it was raining outside cuz he’s drenched in sweat looking like he just came out of a pool and he said “no I’m just pissed” and goes on this 10 minute rant about net neutrality, how he hates Ajit Pai and somehow started talking about Doug Jones
Meanwhile my coworker has no idea wtf he’s talking about and she’s doing that bs “oh really? Wow, damn” shit people say when they have to pretend like they care what you’re talking about.
At work yesterday my coworker asked the guy if it was raining outside cuz he’s drenched in sweat looking like he just came out of a pool and he said “no I’m just pissed” and goes on this 10 minute rant about net neutrality, how he hates Ajit Pai and somehow started talking about Doug Jones
Meanwhile my coworker has no idea wtf he’s talking about and she’s doing that bs “oh really? Wow, damn” shit people say when they have to pretend like they care what you’re talking about.
By livefromkyoto Go To PostYeah, my bad. Too soon.
We struggling down here fam
By RobNBanks Go To PostI think I met a gaffer in person yesterdayDid this person destroy their own home and risk their marriage over a poor run of matches in Tekken?
At work yesterday my coworker asked the guy if it was raining outside cuz he’s drenched in sweat looking like he just came out of a pool and he said “no I’m just pissed” and goes on this 10 minute rant about net neutrality, how he hates Ajit Pai and somehow started talking about Doug Jones
Meanwhile my coworker has no idea wtf he’s talking about and she’s doing that bs “oh really? Wow, damn” shit people say when they have to pretend like they care what you’re talking about.
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I thought she was joking ffs, cancelling is so as has to wait for a refund
Oh man https://www.fortnumandmason.com/products/fortnum-s-beluga-caviar-xx
Guys pitch together and get me some for my birthday next saturday
I found some cheap office space in the bronx....... I am seriously considering renting it and setting it up for a twitch channel for some side cash. I got unemployed friends to play the games who have nothing better to do too.
By livefromkyoto Go To PostI get it. You're a student from China and you have more parental money than confidence in your English. But FFS, if you're going to pay some shady academic in Kenya to write your essay for you, at least make sure he does it on the right topic. And definitely scrub the metadata so the dude's name isn't still on the file. As if I want to be up at 3am reporting academic integrity issues.Did it look like this?
Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
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Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
I'm getting there. It's hard lately though. I've changed my life so much this year, and it's been for the better. But I'm an impatient person and now that I've established and reestablished these relationships and built new ones but when I spend a whole day alone because no one wants to do anything, I begin to look at the mirror and think its something about me. Or something I did. I hallucinate. Some people just don't respond, some people just have other things going on, but I'm so worried about going back to being completely alone that I think everyone is jumping ship on me and that I'm just an annoyance. Like I think these things will come, and it's going to take time to build those relationships but subconsciously I want everything now.
I really want to keep getting better, and I'm going to. But its hard some nights.
I really want to keep getting better, and I'm going to. But its hard some nights.
By Fenderputty Go To PostWhat’s the shit food scene like in New Hampshirelmao
Ain’t no rice with ketchup down there
The 'roid came back with a vengeance last night, thank god for Anusol.
It has again retreated into the meat around my asshole.
It has again retreated into the meat around my asshole.
By Facism Go To PostThe 'roid came back with a vengeance last night, thank god for Anusol.So its a lifetime condition huh
It has again retreated into the meat around my asshole.
By s y Go To PostSo its a lifetime condition huh
No. 2nd time in my life i've ever had one.
Listening to the rain outside while having a chill twitch stream playing makes it easy an enjoyable to work this early morning.
I went back to work today for the first time in a month. Bittersweet. I miss playing with my daughter and making breakfast for her in the mornings. Conversely, it’s mostly been my wife, myself an almost two year old and a newborn for the last month so talking to adults was also nice
By Fenderputty Go To PostI went back to work today for the first time in a month. Bittersweet. I miss playing with my daughter and making breakfast for her in the mornings. Conversely, it’s mostly been my wife, myself an almost two year old and a newborn for the last month so talking to adults was also nice
Wait until like a week from now. You'll soon realize adults are idiots.
I posted this on my FB but ya'll been on this journey with me so I figure I'd post it here.
It's the truth. The only hardship I've ever really faced was my best friend's death when I was 7. I have no reason to be like this and its immature as fuck to be that way.
I see my worst enemy every day. I see him in the mirror. I have never hated anyone except for myself. I have lived a good life, I've been given opportunities, I've been loved, I've been relied on, and I've had opportunities to be there for people. I've never abused substances or been reliant on them. I've never been physically or emotionally abused or used. I've never faced the real adversities others have. But I was never really happy. I was apathetic and spiteful. I did not have hatred for others or glee for others. That's an emotion I'd be jealous of, both of them. My hatred was always for myself. My apathy was for the world. I hated to be peoples second place or someone they thought of last because I wasn't on their mind. But I had no proof that this was the case. Because it wasn't. Because I told myself this. Because I hallucinated this. I have never been happy with myself until recently because I never thought I was good enough. Because I wanted the world to revolve around me even though I never put forth the effort to do so. I have a defense mechanism where I push people away if I ever feel second rate. This is idiotic. This continues the cycle.
That was me. That isn't me anymore. Physically I've changed this year, but I wasn't as happy as I should be. Because I still hated myself. I don't anymore because I'm doing better. Because I don't hate what I see in the mirror(physically or emotionally) and I have already had too many close encounters due to my paranoia and wild mood swings.
More than anything this is a post to thank to those who have stuck with me in the long run. A post to admit who I was to people who I've only just met and a notice that it will never be me again.
It's the truth. The only hardship I've ever really faced was my best friend's death when I was 7. I have no reason to be like this and its immature as fuck to be that way.
By data Go To PostHow is Comcast to work for? Because I've got an offer that pays a lot more than my current gig.Have you checked the reviews on sites like Glassdoor and Indeed? That's what I always do when I apply anywhere. It's a good way to get a general idea of company culture and work environment.
By rodeoclown Go To PostHave you checked the reviews on sites like Glassdoor and Indeed? That's what I always do when I apply anywhere. It's a good way to get a general idea of company culture and work environment.I did but I saw good reviews for my current job too and on a local level its just really disappointing
By data Go To PostHow is Comcast to work for? Because I've got an offer that pays a lot more than my current gig.As what? Bro I worked for Comcast for two years don't do this shit you just got out of being depressed. wtf no no no no no
somewhere along the line in life i fucked up and fell into the "good dude you want your daughter/sister to date" typecasting
had dinner xmas eve w/ some family friends and i forgot that although i've known the 2 sisters (25 and 21) my whole life, i forgot i've only ever met their older step-brother (older than them by about 13 years) twice in my life and i was like 5, then a scrawny 15 year old kid, 26 now. i know who he is but he doesnt know me cause he was just never around when i was. so im down w/ the guys in the basement drinking, eating and shooting the shit and their bro looks at me like "so domino i guess you're my sister's (the younger one) new boyfriend huh? guess she finally got some damn sense and got a dude who has it together. usually her boyfriends are either broke, weird or both. so i hope she keeps you around for a while."
and everybody realizes that he doesnt actually know who i am. and i can kind of see how he made that boyfriend assumption just from observing since me and her do act fairly familiar when were around each other. so we roll it back and explain who i am, who im related to and why im even there (my mom, aunt and his stepmom are best friends). dude was absolutely blown away once he put it together.
her pops is like: we've been telling her she might want to take domino seriously for the last 2 or 3 years. i know he's asked her out before. but she said the fact that we like him already is why she doesnt think of him in that way
felt a piece of my soul just leave my body and for like the next 5 mins of convo i felt like melo when he just laid out on the floor and everyone just kept playing around him. at least now i know the answer to a question i've wondered a whole fucking lot about
had dinner xmas eve w/ some family friends and i forgot that although i've known the 2 sisters (25 and 21) my whole life, i forgot i've only ever met their older step-brother (older than them by about 13 years) twice in my life and i was like 5, then a scrawny 15 year old kid, 26 now. i know who he is but he doesnt know me cause he was just never around when i was. so im down w/ the guys in the basement drinking, eating and shooting the shit and their bro looks at me like "so domino i guess you're my sister's (the younger one) new boyfriend huh? guess she finally got some damn sense and got a dude who has it together. usually her boyfriends are either broke, weird or both. so i hope she keeps you around for a while."
and everybody realizes that he doesnt actually know who i am. and i can kind of see how he made that boyfriend assumption just from observing since me and her do act fairly familiar when were around each other. so we roll it back and explain who i am, who im related to and why im even there (my mom, aunt and his stepmom are best friends). dude was absolutely blown away once he put it together.
her pops is like: we've been telling her she might want to take domino seriously for the last 2 or 3 years. i know he's asked her out before. but she said the fact that we like him already is why she doesnt think of him in that way
felt a piece of my soul just leave my body and for like the next 5 mins of convo i felt like melo when he just laid out on the floor and everyone just kept playing around him. at least now i know the answer to a question i've wondered a whole fucking lot about