By Apollo Go To PostI got into a fight with my son's mom over him wanting to see Spider-man with me instead of her and her husband. She decided to ask him how would he feeling if she went to the movies with just her, her husband, and their son when the baby gets to be 9 years old (their baby is a year old now). My son replied "Mom, I am going to be a 18 by then I am not going to the movies with you when I am that old."I rekt my stepmom the same way lol. I don't think we've ever seen a movie together in theaters.
She got fucking pissed.
By Smokey Go To PostI'm basically immune to red bulls. Scared to take the next step thoStep into NOS, then go beyond
plus ultra
By DY_nasty Go To PostI rekt my stepmom the same way lol. I don't think we've ever seen a movie together in theaters.
Yeah but this is his real mom 😂😂😂
By s y Go To PostWore a shirt a size too small to an interview today. Almost tore it when going in for a handshake.
You could have blamed it on the gains
By reilo Go To PostDY have you learned nothing?Learned I'm still alive
Shed your earthly tether, friend
By Smokey Go To PostI'm basically immune to red bulls. Scared to take the next step tho
By Apollo Go To PostI got into a fight with my son's mom over him wanting to see Spider-man with me instead of her and her husband. She decided to ask him how would he feeling if she went to the movies with just her, her husband, and their son when the baby gets to be 9 years old (their baby is a year old now). My son replied "Mom, I am going to be a 18 by then I am not going to the movies with you when I am that old."lmaooooo
She got fucking pissed.
My adopted sister has been looking for her real father and I feel so bad for her. My aunt (her real mother that is a POS) will never tell her the truth about him. It's always lies. The only thing we know about the guy is his name, he was an exchange student in college (He was from Thailand), and that he left when my Aunt was a pregnant
Does your baby mother understand how important event is for you and your son to do together or is she not being very nice on purpose?
By Kidjr Go To PostDoes your baby mother understand how important event is for you and your son to do together or is she not being very nice on purpose?
She's a dick. One of the reasons he likes going to watch Spidey movies with me is because we share the same last name as Peter.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostI thought of the same joke but found it beneath me.
Who are you again?
By Apollo Go To PostWho are you again?m8, just click on the TOS. reilo left me out of the first draft but I should be there now.
By reilo Go To PostWho the fuck is FortuneFaded?
I know of the song Fortune Faded by the Red Hot 🌶
Great song btw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TYYW_WwYHuM
By reilo Go To PostDid you just imply that Fortune should shoot us?I don't know where the line is between just banter and being out of order in this thread. I should really read the ToS I guess :(
By Hitch Go To PostI don't know where the line is between just banter and being out of order in this thread. I should really read the ToS I guess :(lol I was just messing with you but that was such an odd thing to write 😂
By Apollo Go To PostHow does someone that doesn't exist shoot people that do, in fact, exist?#westworld
Motherfucker my life is stupid. All I want is to make movies. I don't even give a shit about the girls I fuck. They're just shit to do to pass the time.
I just want to make create art
Edited: TMI
I just want to make create art
Edited: TMI
By Apollo Go To PostMotherfucker my life is stupid. All I want is to make movies. I don't even give a shit about the girls I fuck. They're just shit to do to pass the time.
I just want to make create art
Also, I just drove 40 miles drunk off my ass with sticky pants because some bitch wouldn't swallow the load. She got it all over her front seat but still might as well take the whole thing
Bad wingmen are the worst. I know I'm a terrible one so I don't do it, but sheeeeeeesh when I notice it from my end I understand why I don't do it.
By reilo Go To PostBad wingmen are the worst. I know I'm a terrible one so I don't do it, but sheeeeeeesh when I notice it from my end I understand why I don't do it.
Just to be your own wingman when the friends suck at it
By diehard Go To Postour SL team without Mitchell and Exum is so, so bad.So bad it's ruining your life?
By blackace Go To PostSo bad it's ruining your life?i think im missing a reference :/
By diehard Go To Posti think im missing a reference :/I think you are in the wrong thread
By blackace Go To PostI think you are in the wrong threadoh fuck
Got an award at work. Didn't even shoot for it or ask for it or anything like that. First award ever too. A lot of my friends have got awards in their careers, some even lose sleep over getting their next one. I never really cared about that kind of acknowledgment.... once I got it, I thought it'd be different somehow. Nope. Still felt unnecessary and kinda lame. Didn't even want it after a while. Felt cheap to me. I'd rather have a guys' last cigarette tbh
people were legit stinkeying me over it. motherfuckers are so petty
people were legit stinkeying me over it. motherfuckers are so petty
By DY_nasty Go To Postpeople were legit stinkeying me over it. motherfuckers are so petty
lol. Some people take work way too seriously.
I've been given one work award in my life, I threw that plaque in the trash when I got home. I was given it in front of every single employee in the company (mandatory meeting, 40+ people) and it was awkward as fuck. I hate too much attention.
By hillsighed Go To Postlol. Some people take work way too seriously.
I've been given one work award in my life, I threw that plaque in the trash when I got home. I was given it in front of every single employee in the company (mandatory meeting, 40+ people) and it was awkward as fuck. I hate too much attention.
its one of the better things you can take too seriously tbh and I never understand this line of thinking, if someone wants to put their all into a job then why not take it as seriously as fuck, especially when that job can offer a path to out of near poverty.
but also like, if gaming makes someone happy power to them, I dunno as long as you have a passion run with it man.