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im baffled that doctors actually need to tell people that hey, shoving random shit up your vag wont make you healthier
im baffled that doctors actually need to tell people that hey, shoving random shit up your vag wont make you healthier
By Auto Simeone Go To PostStreet taco. Can't fuck up a taco.Yeah, its 3 for 5.50 so I can get a chicken, pork and steak. I was leaning towards that.
Top Gossip
Liverpool attacking midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 24, is set to sign a new £200,000-a-week five-year contract with the club. (Daily Mirror)
Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola is keen to extend his contract and sign a new five-year deal. (Sun)
Manchester United are considering expanding the capacity of their home ground, Old Trafford, to 88,000. (Daily Mail)
Liverpool are in negotiations with Sporting Lisbon over their 24-year-old defensive midfielder William Carvalho, who is valued at £26m.(A Bola - in Portuguese)
West Ham's plans for a February training camp in Dubai do not include taking 29-year-old attacking midfielder Dimitri Payet.(Daily Mail)
Crystal Palace boss Sam Allardyce is keen to sign Rubin Kazan's 26-year-old midfielder Yann M'Vila, whom he used to manage at Sunderland and who has an £11m release clause. (Daily Telegraph)
Palace are considering offering a trial to former Blackburn Rovers and QPR defender Christopher Samba. The 32-year-old is a free agent after leaving Greek club Panathinaikos.(Croydon Advertiser)
Hull are interested in signing Genk's 19-year-old Jamaican winger Leon Bailey, who is valued at £10m. (Daily Mail)
Hull, Swansea, West Ham and Zenit St Petersburg are among a host of clubs interested in signing Inter Milan's 28-year-old defender Andrea Ranocchia.(Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)
Fiorentina striker Mauro Zarate's move to Watford is being delayed so that Wednesday's Coppa Italia game with Napoli counts towards the 29-year-old's current suspension.(Hertfordshire Mercury)
Stoke's 31-year-old midfielder Charlie Adam is being targeted by Turkish club Fenerbahce.(ESPN)
West Brom have cooled their interest in 27-year-old Watford striker Odion Ighalo, but Baggies boss Tony Pulis is keen to make one more signing this month. (Express and Star)
Newcastle are leading Aston Villa in the race to sign Modou Barrow from Swansea. The 24-year-old winger does not feature in new Swans boss Paul Clement's plans. (Evening Chronicle)
Scans show Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 25, is likely to be ruled out for the next three months.(Sun)
Fulham's players have told their manager Slavisa Jokanovic not to sign 30-year-old Aston Villa striker Ross McCormack, because he was a disruptive influence at the club last year.(Sun)
Fulham have agreed a deal to sign Werder Bremen's 25-year-old midfielder Athanasios Petsos on loan.(WestLondonSport)
Everton had an £8m offer for Werder Bremen's 25-year-old midfielder Thomas Delaney rejected before the weekend. (Liverpool Echo)
Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney, 31, says he wants to go into management after his playing career ends.(ESPN)
Chelsea boss Antonio Conte has identified Espanyol's 35-year-old keeper Diego Lopez, on loan from AC Milan, as a potential replacement for Thibaut Courtois, 24. (Sun)
Middlesbrough manager Aitor Karanka regrets criticising the club's fans after Saturday's 3-1 defeat at home to West Ham. (Daily Telegraph)
Italy coach Giampiero Ventura is open to former Liverpool and Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli, 26 and now at Nice, returning to the national team. (Italia Uno - via Independent)
And finally
Assistant referee Darren Cann has been taken off Crystal Palace's FA Cup match with Manchester City because he used to play for the Eagles. (Daily Mail)
By Pele.gif Go To PostDon't think Coutinho is barça bound. Think he will stay at Liverpool for a long time.
Chelsea boss Antonio Conte has identified Espanyol's 35-year-old keeper Diego Lopez, on loan from AC Milan, as a potential replacement for Thibaut Courtois, 24. (Sun)its the sun and all, but this still makes 0 sense
By Xpike Go To Postits the sun and all, but this still makes 0 sense
Because there is 0 sense to it, and it's not true.
Could see the interest being true, but purely as a second/third backup. Both Begovic and Eduardo leaving is very likely I imagine.
Begovic heavily rumoured to be leaving for Bournemouth but only if we can get a replacement in the next 7 days lol. He'll probably stay until the summer.
RE7 is the shit.
RE7 is the shit.
Why are they still pushing that rumor about Willy C? Only reason why Liverpool sent people to Lisbon was to handle some paperwork related to Markovic.
If anyone finds a source to the HBO documentary that aired yesterday, Beware The Slenderman, send me a pm.
If anyone finds a source to the HBO documentary that aired yesterday, Beware The Slenderman, send me a pm.
I fucking hate windows. Put up a hotspot and it took almost 2gb's from my phone subscription for some update in the background, despite turning off automatic updates...
Mark Ogden says we should give Sunderland a bag full of money for Jermain Defoe to fix our goals issue
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostI fucking hate windows. Put up a hotspot and it took almost 2gb's from my phone subscription for some update in the background, despite turning off automatic updates…
By Laboured Go To PostApparently we're looking at expanding OT to 88,000 capacity.That face when everyone else is building stadiums with 60,000 seats and you're upgrading to 88,000.
By NinjaFridge Go To PostThat face when everyone else is building stadiums with 60,000 seats and you're upgrading to 88,000.
By Scum Go To PostOr 61,000 in Spurs case. Just 27,000 less as opposed to 28,000.
By NinjaFridge Go To PostThat face when everyone else is building stadiums with 60,000 seats and you're upgrading to 88,000.That face when all of them are fucking seats.
Disgusting.
By Pennywise Go To PostThat face when all of them are fucking seats.
Disgusting.
The real truth right here. Sitting watching football feels so wrong.
Seriously. I can't fathom paying top dollar for mid field seats and sitting.
"oh I can see the game better from here"
Bullshit, one of the best goals I've ever seen live was Ronaldo scoring a header and I was in the opposite end on where he scored. Just was able to track his run the entire time and couldn't believe my eyes.
When I go to any footy game down here its behind goal, I like to be near the corner so I can yell at people too. Yeah, I'm that guy.
"oh I can see the game better from here"
Bullshit, one of the best goals I've ever seen live was Ronaldo scoring a header and I was in the opposite end on where he scored. Just was able to track his run the entire time and couldn't believe my eyes.
When I go to any footy game down here its behind goal, I like to be near the corner so I can yell at people too. Yeah, I'm that guy.
going to a footy game and not picking the seats behind the goal and shouting at every player that comes by would be a waste of money and time
By Slizz Go To PostSeriously. I can't fathom paying top dollar for mid field seats and sitting.Incredible, we'd be a good duo at a game
"oh I can see the game better from here"
Bullshit, one of the best goals I've ever seen live was Ronaldo scoring a header and I was in the opposite end on where he scored. Just was able to track his run the entire time and couldn't believe my eyes.
When I go to any footy game down here its behind goal, I like to be near the corner so I can yell at people too. Yeah, I'm that guy.
The stairs scene where Mia comes running up, while you can hear her laughing as you walk down in RE7 made me well and truly bottle it.
Other than the feeling of sickness, it's honestly an unreal game. Atmosphere is top notch.
Other than the feeling of sickness, it's honestly an unreal game. Atmosphere is top notch.
I sat behind the goal for Chelsea/PSG at Yankee Stadium a few years ago and it was infinitely more fun than being in midfield for the games I've been to in DC against Roma and Barca.
When you're so close you can hear the players talking to each other and shots are being blasted right at you.
When you're so close you can hear the players talking to each other and shots are being blasted right at you.
I was up in the Upper North stand with the other tourists at Stamford Bridge. Fantastic view and I didn't care about being behind the goal singing with the locals, I just wanted to watch the game lol. Obviously it would be different if I went more often and Chelsea was my local club.
I was in the upper level at the Emirates.
Some guy and his dad kept calling Theo a twat.
Lost 2-1 to Wigan.
Some guy and his dad kept calling Theo a twat.
Lost 2-1 to Wigan.
Only two good spots at OT.
K-Stand/J.
and Stretford End Tier 2.
Honestly couldn't think of anything worse than being in South Stand.
K-Stand/J.
and Stretford End Tier 2.
Honestly couldn't think of anything worse than being in South Stand.
By Wedward Go To PostNeed Liverpool to beat Chelsea next week so I am going to keep my Coutinho comments to myself.
Yeah dont want him to see that and get discouraged when he does his daily Slaent lurking.
By Freewheelin Go To PostThis entire thread (its long!) is fascinating:Fascinating.
Resi is back, lads
Just wish I could decide when to turn the flashlight on
Really can't decide if I like being stalked and chased while exploring. My favourite bit so far was probably the downtime before you drain the bath and the guy reappears
Just wish I could decide when to turn the flashlight on
Really can't decide if I like being stalked and chased while exploring. My favourite bit so far was probably the downtime before you drain the bath and the guy reappears
By Oddinho Go To PostYeah dont want him to see that and get discouraged when he does his daily Slaent lurking.
Trying to build a bridge here.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostFinal Fantasy XII. March 31st.Fuck you Flutter.
Fuck Persona 5.
I'll fight you, just tell me where and when.
And I'll also fight Hitch for fucking spoiling the game.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostFinal Fantasy XII. March 31st.YES FLUTTER
Fuck Persona 5.
By Pennywise Go To PostFuck you Flutter.Do you really consider that a spoiler?
I'll fight you, just tell me where and when.
And I'll also fight Hitch for fucking spoiling the game.
By Hitch Go To PostDo you really consider that a spoiler?The game is so short, and luckily Capcom barely showed anything.
Really wanna enjoy every second myself :P
By NinjaFridge Go To PostThat face when everyone else is building stadiums with 60,000 seats and you're upgrading to 88,000.
Not really.
Arsenal could have built an 80,000 stadium, but planning permission would not have been approved due to noise.
Arsenal and Spurs have stadiums right in the centre of a residential area. OT is in the middle of nowhere.
By Pennywise Go To PostFuck you Flutter.1v1 mid
I'll fight you, just tell me where and when.
And I'll also fight Hitch for fucking spoiling the game.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostNot really.Otherwise known as "Manchester".
Arsenal could have built an 80,000 stadium, but planning permission would not have been approved due to noise.
Arsenal and Spurs have stadiums right in the centre of a residential area. OT is in the middle of nowhere.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostOtherwise known as "Manchester".
lol
What is Chelsea's new stadium gonna be?
By Shanks D Zoro Go To Postlolhttps://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jan/11/chelsea-given-permission-500m-60000-capacity-stamford-bridge-stadium
What is Chelsea's new stadium gonna be?