By S@l Go To Postn8, I'm making the step up from university to secondary school teaching. Pass me my stab vest.honestly I'd much rather teach kids than young adults
because I hate kids
and at least you won't have to deal with inflated egos or at times, breasts.
..ignoring parents with inflated egos and most times, breasts.
By Hitch Go To PostStarted watching The Office again
Realistically, Gervais and Merchant were never gonna get close to topping it. It's genius.
Yep it's pure comedy gold, I do think in parts the us version is as good.
Ummm So zlatans goal was apparently offside? Well in the build up play? I remember them talking about it on the replay but not really making a fuss of it.
Someone finally lost on my commute today, a thameslink train cancelled, he looked like an uglier Jeremy clarkson, started walking around punching stuff on the platform, tried to push one of the staff on tracks. Screaming no one is gunna do shit so I will. Triggered.
By Ciaran Go To Posthonestly I'd much rather teach kids than young adults
because I hate kids
and at least you won't have to deal with inflated egos or at times, breasts.
..ignoring parents with inflated egos and most times, breasts.
And yurt with his damn fine self would get all the girls that came to his class, hell, even the ones that didn't.
yo batonga
I have a better shot at being a rockstar I reckon....
Zabo fire up your guitar(s), my girl will play the drums, Ricky will be on Tambourine, Flabber & Salazar will be our Peter Sinfield and I'll be your eccentric vocalist that ODs in his mid 30s after you fire him mid tour for showing up late to gigs multiple times.
Fuck you Zabo.
edit: the first album cover will be a half naked KidJr covered in coke. The live album will be a half naked n8 covered in cocks.
By Kidjr Go To PostAnd yurt with his damn fine self would get all the girls that came to his class, hell, even the ones that didn't.I'm definitely not professor material :lol it was one of my fleeting dreams at one point sadly
I have a better shot at being a rockstar I reckon....
Zabo fire up your guitar(s), my girl will play the drums, Ricky will be on Tambourine, Flabber & Salazar will be our Peter Sinfield and I'll be your eccentric vocalist that ODs in his mid 30s after you fire him mid tour for showing up late to gigs multiple times.
Fuck you Zabo.
edit: the first album cover will be a half naked KidJr covered in coke. The live album will be a half naked n8 covered in cocks.
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostTerminator 2: Judgement Day still holds up
amazing
there's nothing surprising about it, most of the good movies from the 80s and 90s will hold up forever
you can't say the same for the movies this decade
all these garbage comic book movies will be lost in time
like tears in rain
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostTerminator 2: Judgement Day still holds upYeah great film
amazing
ahahah Ferrero is brilliant isn't he.....always looks like he's falling apart
reminds me of EB (Deadwood)
reminds me of EB (Deadwood)
Sampdoria President Massimo Ferrero calls Vincenzo Montella “the wife” and Sinisa Mihajlovic “the lover”.
Both men have Coached the Blucerchiati and Milan in recent seasons, and Gazzetta dello Sport interviewed the Samp patron about both men.
“I’d say it like this: Montella is the wife and Sinisa is the lover,” Ferrero explained.
“I found Sinisa in Genoa, but I’d have chosen him 100 times. Montella is a great, but I now recognise that he wasn’t the ideal Coach for us.
“One, Montella, is a little devil and the other is a Casanova. Vincenzo is a Neapolitan, a slicker. He puts gel in his hair but he’s still a little guy.
“Sinisa though, mamma mia. He’s always very elegant and fragrant, if you go into a room today which he was in two years ago you can still feel it.
“They’re completely opposite people, with a totally different approach with the players both on and off the pitch.
“Sinisa is passionate, he speaks, he says and he gets angry. Montella is colder, he gives out the tasks and expects them to be done.
“Mihajlovic is very strong willed, while Montella is more diplomatic, even if he has the same principles. I’d choose Mihajlovic today though.
“They’re two great workers, but different from each other. Montella is much more technological, I took him to Genoa because he’s a great Coach, he concentrates more on the play and less on contact.
“That’s not like Sinisa who is all about contact, he works on the mentality and the character, he’s a man inside and out.
“I’d go to dinner with both, and I still talk to them today. Vincenzo is fun and personable, he knows how to unplug, not just how to talk about football.
“Sinisa is my first love though… in football terms!”
By Mister0084 Go To Postthere's nothing surprising about it, most of the good movies from the 80s and 90s will hold up foreverit's the over use of CG innit.
you can't say the same for the movies this decade
all these garbage comic book movies will be lost in time
like tears in rain
By Ciaran Go To Postit's the over use of CG innit.
among many other things
Former football coach Barry Bennell denies eight charges of sexual assault against boy aged under 14.
Leaving my job at the end of the month. First time I'll be jobless post uni.
Be good to explore what I can do next
Be good to explore what I can do next
By JesalR Go To PostLeaving my job at the end of the month. First time I'll be jobless post uni.Time to visit the brothels.
Be good to explore what I can do next
And Madrid looks to be ruining another youngster. Looks like a deal for A Isak is all but confirmed.
By Ciaran Go To Postyo batonga
I'm definitely not professor material :lol it was one of my fleeting dreams at one point sadly
I have a better shot at being a rockstar I reckon….
Zabo fire up your guitar(s), my girl will play the drums, Ricky will be on Tambourine, Flabber & Salazar will be our Peter Sinfield and I'll be your eccentric vocalist that ODs in his mid 30s after you fire him mid tour for showing up late to gigs multiple times.
Fuck you Zabo.
edit: the first album cover will be a half naked KidJr covered in coke. The live album will be a half naked n8 covered in cocks.
hahaha yes yurt!
By batong Go To PostTime to visit the brothels.You really think they'll hire him?
By FortuneFaded Go To PostYou really think they'll hire him?Hopefully my CV can sway them
Enjoyed reading Daniel Taylor calling out the prima donnas in the league who think as soon as another job is on offer that they can just sit at home earning their ridiculous paychecks without honoring their contractual obligation to play when fit and available. Payet looks like a fucking tit. The club broke their wage structure wide open to pay him £125,000 per week. 125k per week, more than most of us make in a year, to sit around and do nothing. The balls on that guy.
By Oddinho Go To PostEnjoyed reading Daniel Taylor calling out the prima donnas in the league who think as soon as another job is on offer that they can just sit at home earning their ridiculous paychecks without honoring their contractual obligation to play when fit and available. Payet looks like a fucking tit. The club broke their wage structure wide open to pay him £125,000 per week. 125k per week, more than most of us make in a year, to sit around and do nothing. The balls on that guy.Might as well add Evra.
who stayed at home to 'consider his future' for weeks when we left him out of the CL list
By Ciaran Go To PostMight as well add Evra.
who stayed at home to 'consider his future' for weeks when we left him out of the CL list
God I wish I could do that.
Hey boss, thinking every hour of every day about what I wanna do in my future just isn't convenient when I'm here at the office. Think I'm gonna take a few weeks off and lay on the couch dozing off to Netflix episodes while I think about it.
Thanks a bunch.
See you in a few weeks. Maybe.
By Oddinho Go To PostGod I wish I could do that.Thats the life
Hey boss, thinking every hour of every day about what I wanna do in my future just isn't convenient when I'm here at the office. Think I'm gonna take a few weeks off and lay on the couch dozing off to Netflix episodes while I think about it.
Thanks a bunch.
See you in a few weeks. Maybe.
By Oddinho Go To PostEnjoyed reading Daniel Taylor calling out the prima donnas in the league who think as soon as another job is on offer that they can just sit at home earning their ridiculous paychecks without honoring their contractual obligation to play when fit and available. Payet looks like a fucking tit. The club broke their wage structure wide open to pay him £125,000 per week. 125k per week, more than most of us make in a year, to sit around and do nothing. The balls on that guy.
£125k to sit around and do nothing. Kyoufu must be fuming.
Has Payet actually refused to play though? We know he doesn't want to play for West Ham but unless he's said he isn't going to play he hasn't broken any obligation.
I take the point - but it's important to be clear on these things because the media will always sensationalise it against the player.
If your company doesn't let you leave for a better opportunity you still have to show up. But you don't have to work as hard as you were the day before.
I take the point - but it's important to be clear on these things because the media will always sensationalise it against the player.
If your company doesn't let you leave for a better opportunity you still have to show up. But you don't have to work as hard as you were the day before.
By Vivalapizza Go To PostHas Payet actually refused to play though? We know he doesn't want to play for West Ham but unless he's said he isn't going to play he hasn't broken any obligation.
I take the point - but it's important to be clear on these things because the media will always sensationalise it against the player.
If your company doesn't let you leave for a better opportunity you still have to show up. But you don't have to work as hard as you were the day before.
I think he's said he doesnt want to play for them any more as opposed as flat out refusing to play
By Vivalapizza Go To PostHas Payet actually refused to play though? We know he doesn't want to play for West Ham but unless he's said he isn't going to play he hasn't broken any obligation.
I take the point - but it's important to be clear on these things because the media will always sensationalise it against the player.
If your company doesn't let you leave for a better opportunity you still have to show up. But you don't have to work as hard as you were the day before.
Isn't that the situation? That he's refusing to play for West Ham?
By Oddinho Go To PostIsn't that the situation? That he's refusing to play for West Ham?I've only seen the one clip but in the press conference where Bilic said he has been dropped, Bilic said "he doesn't want to play for us" and because of that and his bad attitude he has been told to train alone.
As far as I know he hasn't said that Payet has refused.
He also said it has been going on for 2 weeks, in which time Payet did actually play. Not very well of course.
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostThose conversion rates actually make me think Ibra might be crap
He was a bit crap for like 2 months if we're honest.
Chelsea's Patrick Bamford to undergo Middlesbrough medical ahead of transfer worth up to £10m
TheseChinese English transfers are getting out of control
These
By Laboured Go To PostHe was a bit crap for like 2 months if we're honest.Pogba too
some unbelievable revisionism last night. #Cleff
p.s. would Shawty hate me if I cheat?
By Ciaran Go To PostPogba too
some unbelievable revisionism last night. #Cleff
p.s. would Shawty hate me if I cheat?
Tough one. I think she'd maybe just be... unimpressed. Although she'd probably quite like the Estonian's tits.
Edit: Turns out I was wrong, and not about the tits.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostI really really hope City miss out on a top 4 place
Pep's tears will be delicious
Looks like they will if Pep doesn't recognise his squads limitations and adapt his tactics accordingly. Can see Spurs giving them a proper roasting at the weekend.
By Ciaran Go To PostPogba tooI might regret asking, but what revisionism?
some unbelievable revisionism last night. #Cleff
p.s. would Shawty hate me if I cheat?
I could've told you that we have one of, if not the, worst conversion rate(s) in the league. The amount of clearcut chances created without scoring is infuriating.
Pogba really should've had a goal to his name yesterday for one.
Pogba really should've had a goal to his name yesterday for one.
By Cleff Go To PostI might regret asking, but what revisionism?Pogba was great for a few months
few
I'll give you a couple at best
By Laboured Go To PostTough one. I think she'd maybe just be… unimpressed. Although she'd probably quite like the Estonian's tits.loooooooooool
Edit: Turns out I was wrong, and not about the tits.
