By Zabojnik Go To PostPjaca is EXACTLY the kind of player Allegri thinks we need in Europe. He might not be much of a finisher / goleador *right now*, but he does everything else and does it sensationally well. He's like a younger, laser-focused Cuadrado with proper football vision. Same ability to effortlessly jump his marker and proceed to wreak absolute havoc with that godly speed and close control and then offload the ball to the better positioned / free teammate. A genuinely exciting player and I think he's barely scratched the surface. I think he'll be huge for us. He'll probably be ready to start in another week or so, but I reckon Allegri will be using him mostly as a luxury sub for the time being.thanks for the delightfully detailed post.
Rincon … too early to tell, obviously, but I have a feeling he'll fit rather well in our midfield. Better than Sturaro? Possibly. Probably. Lemina I'd rather not talk about. I don't think he'll be at Juve for much longer. Talented lad, shit attitude / mentality, allegedly. Shame.
Asamoah had a rather poor match, I thought. Good first match after a long absence -> shit second match is starting to become a staple with him. I'm beginning to think he might be done at top level, sadly. His body just doesn't seem to want to embark on the boat to full recovery. My feeling is that he has until the end of the season to show that he can regain his old form, or it'll be goodbye time. It's been 2 years, eh.
@Pjaca: woooooo that sounds fucking wonderful! I would really love to see him get a surprise start in Europe as I feel nobody really knows shit about him and he could be an ace of some sort if you know what I mean. I just hope he doesn't get the Coman treatment.
Speaking of which, remember Coman looooool, he's barely even playing now and yet to register a single fucking footballing contribution on the pitch. Dat Pep dope I guess
@Lemina: what did you hear/read :O lemme guess...late night parties and boozing? I mean....he's got the Carlton Banks mustache for it! Told ya he was a playboy!
@Asamoah. :(....wish we sold him in the summer honestly, I fucking love the guy but remember when I told you that having him around will be an indirect liability? We could've used somebody else now....he's fucking occupying a spot (arguably two) for no reason...he might cut it for a smaller team but maybe not Juve
By Ciaran Go To Postthanks for the delightfully detailed post.Yeah, that's how Allegri intends to use Pjaca, I reckon. He doesn't strike me as the restless Coman type at all. Wouldn't worry about it.
@Pjaca: woooooo that sounds fucking wonderful! I would really love to see him get a surprise start in Europe as I feel nobody really knows shit about him and he could be an ace of some sort if you know what I mean. I just hope he doesn't get the Coman treatment.
Speaking of which, remember Coman looooool, he's barely even playing now and yet to register a single fucking footballing contribution on the pitch. Dat Pep dope I guess
@Lemina: what did you hear/read :O lemme guess…late night parties and boozing? I mean….he's got the Carlton Banks mustache for it! Told ya he was a playboy!
@Asamoah. :(….wish we sold him in the summer honestly, I fucking love the guy but remember when I told you that having him around will be an indirect liability? We could've used somebody else now….he's fucking occupying a spot (arguably two) for no reason…he might cut it for a smaller team but maybe not Juve
If Asamoah was 3-4 years younger I'd say send him to Sassuolo on loan for a season, but as things stand now ... yeah. Chopping block. :/
By Perfect Blue Go To PostAsamoah to Chelsea, pls.Di Marzio said both Chelsea and Arsenal are after Kolašinac. Please tell Andonio to stay away from Juve targets, thank you.
Muller is such a lovable guy, I love him. He's pretending to be on a call using his passport so as to avoid interviews.
I don't care about handegg at all, but these America's Game and A Football Life episodes are really well made stuff.
By Zhang Jindong Go To PostI don't care about handegg at all, but these America's Game and A Football Life episodes are really well made stuff.Sean Taylor GOAT RIP
By Zabojnik Go To PostOnce the wall is up, Mexicans will be turning to the sea to cross the border. /TrumpYou should see the makeshift subs in which they smuggle drugs m8.
Apologies to my boy Inky.
Wouldn't surprise me if an underwater net was next in his plans. Trump and his followers are smart like that.
By Esch Go To PostThis Mertesacker contract extension makes no sense.at least we didnt extend fellaini
Emre Can would be pretty exceptional in the Abyss. His only major shortcoming is his overestimating how much space he'll have on the ball.
I've been trying to upload a raunchy video for Odd, Slizz and Wedward for a good while now and it's not working. fuck it, another day...
not really raunchy (like last time lol), but some sensual dancing. Think you'll appreciate the outfits
I love this celebration!!!
also he comes equipped with a beard so that's always helpful
not really raunchy (like last time lol), but some sensual dancing. Think you'll appreciate the outfits
I love this celebration!!!
By Oddinho Go To PostEmre Can would be pretty exceptional in the Abyss. His only major shortcoming is his overestimating how much space he'll have on the ball.I honestly can't remember where he even plays on the pitch :lol seems like one of those versatile jack of all trades that any team could use
also he comes equipped with a beard so that's always helpful
By Esch Go To PostThis Mertesacker contract extension makes no sense.
Relatively cheap, players and staff like him and he can still play some games in cup and against shit teams.
By Wedward Go To PostRelatively cheap, players and staff like him and he can still play some games in cup and against shit teams.Naw, send the lad to Serie A.
To the music tracker homeless on here after what.cd went down, i can recommend apollo. It's not quite there yet, but a huge portion of the dedicated people form what.cd has moved over there. It lacks a few options for some stuff, but it got the same kind of staff picks and structure, but still already rather impressive.
I got no invites yet, but there's an interview at
Server: irc.apollo.rip
Port: 6667 or SSL 7000
Identical to the one on what.cd (so read this if you dont know it already)
I got no invites yet, but there's an interview at
Server: irc.apollo.rip
Port: 6667 or SSL 7000
Identical to the one on what.cd (so read this if you dont know it already)
By Wedward Go To PostRelatively cheap, players and staff like him and he can still play some games in cup and against shit teams.
Valuable time taken off chambers
Liverpool were rank last night. Lucky to come away with just a 1-0 loss. The thing that surprised me was how slow and ponderous they were. It was the opposite of what I have come to expect from Liverpool this season.
Romeu and Van Dyke were excellent.
Romeu and Van Dyke were excellent.
By Hitch Go To PostIs Gabriel Marcotti employed by FIFA? Seems to make excuses for them all the time.Nah hes just a massive cunt
By FootballFan Go To PostNah hes just a massive cunt
He's one of the better football writers going.
By Laboured Go To PostHe's one of the better football writers going.Perhaps but our two comments are not mutually exclusive
It's a shame Southampton didn't score a second. Then Kloppo would have been in a dilemma for the second leg. To respect the cup or not. We already know he has zero respect for the greatest club cup competition in the world.
By Laboured Go To PostUnless there is going to be a dedicated Uber lane down Stretford Road why would anyone Uber is away from OT.
Massive news.
Woody pls.
By Laboured Go To Post
Massive news.
expecting another 84 partnerships to pay for Griezmann.
Former Premier League striker Nile Ranger has admitted an online banking fraud after a woman was fleeced out of more than £2,000.
The 25-year-old Southend United footballer appeared at Wood Green Crown Court accused of conspiracy to defraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering alongside Reanne Morgan, 18, and Aseany Duncan, 19, both from Enfield, north London.
Ranger pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to defraud - namely that on February 18 2015 he conspired with persons unknown to defraud Diane Bloss, by obtaining her personal online banking details and transferring by way of an online transaction £2,090.23 from an HSBC account to a Santander account.
Love the condescending attitude by the judge:
Addressing the defendants, Judge Peter Ader warned them about the consequences of not appearing in court for the trial.
He said: "(It is a) bit like the other team do not turn up for the match.
"They are going to lose.
"Do you follow?
"It is not a threat, I'm just telling you how it is."
He later asked them if they could remember the provisional date for their trial.
When they did not respond, he said: "It may be the most important thing in your lives.
"It could be the difference between going to prison or being free."
Morgan replied: "April 24?"
Judge Ader said: "Yes, well done."
This is what he wore to court:
The 25-year-old Southend United footballer appeared at Wood Green Crown Court accused of conspiracy to defraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering alongside Reanne Morgan, 18, and Aseany Duncan, 19, both from Enfield, north London.
Ranger pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to defraud - namely that on February 18 2015 he conspired with persons unknown to defraud Diane Bloss, by obtaining her personal online banking details and transferring by way of an online transaction £2,090.23 from an HSBC account to a Santander account.
Love the condescending attitude by the judge:
Addressing the defendants, Judge Peter Ader warned them about the consequences of not appearing in court for the trial.
He said: "(It is a) bit like the other team do not turn up for the match.
"They are going to lose.
"Do you follow?
"It is not a threat, I'm just telling you how it is."
He later asked them if they could remember the provisional date for their trial.
When they did not respond, he said: "It may be the most important thing in your lives.
"It could be the difference between going to prison or being free."
Morgan replied: "April 24?"
Judge Ader said: "Yes, well done."
This is what he wore to court:
By Hitch Go To PostWho'd have though Payet would turn out to be French as fuckYeah just read. Yowza.
Would love to have Payet as he is a really talented player but he is too lazy to have in the same side as Hazard
By KP Go To PostLol West hamEven when all your players are trying to move to Liverpool, at least they show up to training.
Sensational
By Laboured Go To PostFirmino to United confirmed.
Massive news.
By Laboured Go To PostAt least this gives something for Depay to do.
Massive news.
Wants to leave over West Ham being shit.
Direct consequence of them fucking up again and again in the transfer window last summer.
Direct consequence of them fucking up again and again in the transfer window last summer.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostEven when all your players are trying to move to Liverpool, at least they show up to training.
If anything they try harder knowing the scousers are in the bushes