By ElcheleAlaba's FK goal for 1-0: http://gfycat.com/ImpressionableTangibleBellfrog
Götze finally living up to the hype, 2-0: http://gfycat.com/WanLeafyBarebirdbat
Gotze's celebration makes me want to kick him in the face.
By dark_prinnyhttps://vine.co/v/O0FhLB7JE0T
By LegoHenderson truly is the next Gerrard.
As good as Henderson is, Henderson at 25 years old is probably playing catch up to Gerrard at 21 in all honesty. He'll never quite get there, but his supporting cast is looking better than any we've had in a long while.
So we were shit again? Lol. I have to admire our resistance to the forces of nature.
Elsk :lol
"ur winning whats the problem"
You moan about Guardiola more than Mourinho did
Elsk :lol
"ur winning whats the problem"
You moan about Guardiola more than Mourinho did
By Walshy
that's him gone
Quite annoyed by this. He's played well the past few games. Done a damn sight more than Lambert and Borini. Would rather flog them two and keep Mario.
By nathanSo we were shit again? Lol. I have to admire our resistance to the forces of nature.
Elsk :lol
"ur winning whats the problem"
You moan about Guardiola more than Mourinho did
I'm genuinely curious. I only watched a couple of matches of Man Utd this season
hahahahah the fucking potato faced fat shit was hiding behind an 8 stone welt of a linesman hahahahahah
I don't like Gus Poyet. Loved him when he was a player.
"what happens on the pitch, stays on the pitch"
Said something similar when Suarez racially abused Evra. Prick.
"what happens on the pitch, stays on the pitch"
Said something similar when Suarez racially abused Evra. Prick.
By Killer7David Silva has had a great season.
Wonder when Barca/Madrid will come and take him back to Spain.
Can't remember who it was but a pundit/journo said recently that they don't rate Silva at all in Spain, so I doubt it.
Unbelievable player though.
By ElcheleBy nathanSo we were shit again? Lol. I have to admire our resistance to the forces of nature.
Elsk :lol
"ur winning whats the problem"
You moan about Guardiola more than Mourinho did
I'm genuinely curious. I only watched a couple of matches of Man Utd this season
Just watching us is turgid tbf. We're boring. That's basically it. No purpose in our play. We never attack with speed and intent. We never thrash teams. We never dominate. We never look like an incredible attacking unit.
Just solid and functional.
I truly haven't enjoyed a United match since we beat Liverpool. Was that November? :lol
Still, no way we should get rid of Van Gaal, no matter what happens this season.
I get very sad when I think about how cool it would be to get proper sequels to Burnout 3, SSX 3 and Timesplitters, then remember that those studios are unrecognisable from the ones I'd trust to do it properly
By nathanBy ElcheleBy nathanSo we were shit again? Lol. I have to admire our resistance to the forces of nature.
Elsk :lol
"ur winning whats the problem"
You moan about Guardiola more than Mourinho did
I'm genuinely curious. I only watched a couple of matches of Man Utd this season
Just watching us is turgid tbf. We're boring. That's basically it. No purpose in our play. We never attack with speed and intent. We never thrash teams. We never dominate. We never look like an incredible attacking unit.
Just solid and functional.
I truly haven't enjoyed a United match since we beat Liverpool. Was that November? :lol
Still, no way we should get rid of Van Gaal, no matter what happens this season.
Did you watch LvG's Bayern? That's how his teams play. It won't get better. Individual talent is the only thing that can break the dullness of it from time to time. (Robben, for example).
Let's just hope United are the "game raising cunts" this season.
Played alright against City, Chelsea, Liverpool, and probably should have won 3-0 against Arsenal, but they were shit in that one.
Would you guys take the same set of results the second time? I probably would.
Played alright against City, Chelsea, Liverpool, and probably should have won 3-0 against Arsenal, but they were shit in that one.
Would you guys take the same set of results the second time? I probably would.
By The_Hitcher89I get very sad when I think about how cool it would be to get proper sequels to Burnout 3, SSX 3 and Timesplitters, then remember that those studios are unrecognisable from the ones I'd trust to do it properly
We're forever doomed to play games designed on GTA/Assassin's Creed/Gears of War mechanics. 😒
By ScumGood ol' EA. Killed off yet another studio. RIP Maxis.
Last good Sims Game they made was The Sims 2.
I don't see it as a big loss IMO
Edit: i hope the employees there can find work again soon though.
By ElcheleDid you watch LvG's Bayern? That's how his teams play. It won't get better. Individual talent is the only thing that can break the dullness of it from time to time. (Robben, for example).
Watched them pretty often in the CL but don't recall seeing them in the league.
Odd though because you can't find anyone saying his Ajax squad were boring. Long time ago of course, but still.
By LegoLet's just hope United are the "game raising cunts" this season.
Played alright against City, Chelsea, Liverpool, and probably should have won 3-0 against Arsenal, but they were shit in that one.
Would you guys take the same set of results the second time? I probably would.
Wouldn't want a loss to City at home. Other three would be fine by me though.
By ScumWe're forever doomed to play games designed on GTA/Assassin's Creed/Gears of War mechanics. 😒
what are you on about.
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only a few sleeps from FA Cup fucking quarter finals
and bloomin Bradford City are in it. Excitement beginning to build inside me. Friday is gonna drag like nowt else.
TRANSFER GOSSIP
Striker Radamel Falcao, 29, will have to wait until May to discover if Manchester United are to make his loan move from Monaco permanent. (Guardian)
Barcelona defender Dani Alves, 31, is close to joining a new club on a free transfer in the summer, with Manchester United one of the teams interested in the Brazil international. (Sun - subscription required)
Porto full-back Danilo, 23, is expected to reject interest from Liverpool, Arsenal and Man United in favour of a £27m switch to Real Madrid. (Daily Mirror)
Arsenal, Manchester City, Tottenham, Southampton and Everton are considering a move for Lyon's 21-year-old defender Samuel Umtiti. (FootMercato.net in French)
Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino has ruled out a move for Sevilla striker Carlos Bacca, 28. (Turnstyle)
Lille want to keep Manchester City attacking midfielder Marcos Lopes, 19, on loan for another season. (Daily Mail)
Arsenal midfielder Abou Diaby, 28, looks set to be released this summer with boss Arsene Wenger planning to sell either Mikel Arteta or Mathieu Flamini to clear the way for a major midfield signing. (Sun - subscription required)
Chelsea are watching Anderlecht midfielders Youri Tielemans, 17, and Leander Dendoncker, 19. (Daily Mail)
OTHER GOSSIP
Diego Simeone is stalling on a new contract as Atletico Madrid manager - in the hope of getting the Manchester City job. (Daily Mirror)
Bradford City manager Phil Parkinson is set for a new deal to stop him moving to a Premier League side, despite having 12 months remaining on his current deal. (Daily Star)
Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal says he will not bow to fans urging the team to "attack, attack, attack". (London Evening Standard)
Bayern Munich defender Jerome Boateng, 26, turned down an offer to join Barcelona during the summer. (Bild in German)
Former Arsenal midfielder Gilberto Silva believes Mesut Ozil, 26, must improve if the Gunners are going to challenge for the Premier League title again. (London Evening Standard)
BEST OF SOCIAL MEDIA
Hull City goalkeeper Steve Harper tweeted his admiration for Fabricio Coloccini's gesture after the Newcastle captain handed the armband to Jonas Gutierrez on his return after 17 months out with cancer.
Stephen Harper
Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker tweeted: "Standing ovation for Jonas Gutierrez as he comes on at St James' Park 11 months after being diagnosed with testicular cancer. Lovely moment."
AND FINALLY….
Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo pays a stylist to regularly brush the hair on his official waxwork at the Museo Cera wax museum in Madrid. (Independent)
Liverpool's Javier Manquillo is the least dirty defender in the Premier League with 16 tackles for every foul conceded. (Talksport)
Everton striker Chris Long, 20, celebrated the first goals of his loan spell at Brentford by revealing he dragged up memories of Michael Owen to help him finish the chances. (Liverpool Echo)
Diego Simeone is stalling on a new contract as Atletico Madrid manager - in the hope of getting the Manchester City job. (Daily Mirror)
Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo pays a stylist to regularly brush the hair on his official waxwork at the Museo Cera wax museum in Madrid. (Independent)
Came in late after work and watched a recording of the Utd game. Thank fuck for that, we were the better team but damn we could have easily lost yet again; was certainly a penalty in the first half and once again De Gea showing why he'll get Utds player of the season.
At the start of this season I was so excited, but months later it's just painful to watch, ahhhhhhhhhhh :(
Oh and no sign of Falcao on the pitch tonight with RVP injured, speaks volumes of the recent Mendes/Utd talks.
Also rather shitty that Arsenel and Liverpool won. In fact the best result tonight was me putting my hand in a Walkers 24 multi pack and pulling out Prawn Cocktail first time, sensational.
At the start of this season I was so excited, but months later it's just painful to watch, ahhhhhhhhhhh :(
Oh and no sign of Falcao on the pitch tonight with RVP injured, speaks volumes of the recent Mendes/Utd talks.
Also rather shitty that Arsenel and Liverpool won. In fact the best result tonight was me putting my hand in a Walkers 24 multi pack and pulling out Prawn Cocktail first time, sensational.
Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo pays a stylist to regularly brush the hair on his official waxwork at the Museo Cera wax museum in Madrid. (Independent)
Asked whether being gay is a choice, Carson responded: "Absolutely."
"Because a lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight – and when they come out, they're gay. So, did something happen while they were in there? Ask yourself that question," Carson said.
That argument, Carson said, "thwarts" the notion that homosexuality isn't a choice.
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/04/politics/ben-carson-prisons-gay-choice/index.html
Ohhh boy.
By L1NETTwhat are you on about.Go back to bed, Linette.
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only a few sleeps from FA Cup fucking quarter finals
and bloomin Bradford City are in it. Excitement beginning to build inside me. Friday is gonna drag like nowt else.
By PhlebasLast good Sims Game they made was The Sims 2.I'm still blaming EA for this.
I don't see it as a big loss IMO
Edit: i hope the employees there can find work again soon though.
By ScumBy L1NETTwhat are you on about.Go back to bed, Linette.
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only a few sleeps from FA Cup fucking quarter finals
and bloomin Bradford City are in it. Excitement beginning to build inside me. Friday is gonna drag like nowt else.By PhlebasLast good Sims Game they made was The Sims 2.I'm still blaming EA for this.
I don't see it as a big loss IMO
Edit: i hope the employees there can find work again soon though.
fair enough I don't think they're innocent in the problems that the series has had
By ElcheleDid you watch LvG's Bayern? That's how his teams play. It won't get better. Individual talent is the only thing that can break the dullness of it from time to time. (Robben, for example).
I'm changing clubs.
By FlutterPuffsAsked whether being gay is a choice, Carson responded: "Absolutely."
"Because a lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight – and when they come out, they're gay. So, did something happen while they were in there? Ask yourself that question," Carson said.
That argument, Carson said, "thwarts" the notion that homosexuality isn't a choice.
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/04/politics/ben-carson-prisons-gay-choice/index.html
Ohhh boy.
By nathanBy LegoLet's just hope United are the "game raising cunts" this season.
Played alright against City, Chelsea, Liverpool, and probably should have won 3-0 against Arsenal, but they were shit in that one.
Would you guys take the same set of results the second time? I probably would.
Wouldn't want a loss to City at home. Other three would be fine by me though.
Aye. Thought a 3-0 win at Anfield might be worth it.
In reality, if United play like they have been doing this year, they'll get hammered in both.
By PhlebasReal Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo pays a stylist to regularly brush the hair on his official waxwork at the Museo Cera wax museum in Madrid. (Independent)
Hahah it's so Cristiano to do that.
By nathanBy ElcheleDid you watch LvG's Bayern? That's how his teams play. It won't get better. Individual talent is the only thing that can break the dullness of it from time to time. (Robben, for example).
Watched them pretty often in the CL but don't recall seeing them in the league.
Odd though because you can't find anyone saying his Ajax squad were boring. Long time ago of course, but still.
Football changed, he didn't (at least not that much).