Football Thread 2016 | October | #Umiliazone

By Scum Go To PostMorning, Pele.

By Bablurn Go To Posthow r u pele

By Pele.gif Go To Postim fine danke

and you

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By GQman2121 Go To PostI didn't know Nesta FC played out of FIU stadium. That's a good size and shape for both sports.

By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostHow is Nesta doing?

By Hitch Go To PostI could feel my face contort in disgust when Will Smith introduced himself on the Bombcast I'm listening to.

By Bablurn Go To Postwhy do you not like him?

By Hitch Go To PostDon't even know tbh

He's not funny and doesn't talk about stuff I'm interested in, but that doesn't account for most of my dislike

By Ciaran Go To PostOF COURSE iTunes does not play mkv or avi files. Fucking Apple TV :lol Fucking Apple :lol

that screensaver of Golden Gate Bridge though, America <3

By LFMartins86 Go To PostDon't Breathe is out on the distros, lads. Definitely going on my list after the Halloween's .

By S@l Go To PostJames Goyder ‏@JamesGoyder 3m3 minutes ago
All professional football in Thailand has been abandoned. Muang Thong Utd are named TPL champions, cups will be decided by coin toss.

It's got a lot going for it, tbh

By Slizz Go To PostGoal of our season so far. 3 games left.

By Ciaran Go To PostOF COURSE iTunes does not play mkv or avi files. Fucking Apple TV :lol Fucking Apple :lol

By Hitch Go To PostRemember when Bayern fans were sure that Klopp was moving to them?

Can't remember where Bild got that from

By S@l Go To PostMike Dean officiating the coin tosses

Phil Neville slowing the coin right down on the monitor. If you just rewind …

I want it

By Arnie Go To PostFootball is back.

Everton v City is one of my favourite fixtures an all.

RUMBO

By Hitch Go To PostIts City vs Everton unfortunately, so I expect it'll be a pretty comfortable home win

January 20th, 2005: Virgin Megastore, New York

The band's 40-minute in-store performance at the Virgin Megastore at Times Square in New York City began with Puciato charging like a fullback into the audience at the start of "Sugar Coated Sour," and never really let up from there. "That wasn't untypical of our shows, as far as Greg running into the crowd and climbing over people," Weinman reflects. "What was great about that one was that we were playing in the book section of the store, and people were coming down the escalator expecting to pick up a book and have a quiet cup of coffee in the café. But when they realized what was happening, you could see them actually turning around and trying to run back up the escalator to get away from us."

As if the Dillinger Escape Plan weren't already enough of a live force to be reckoned with, the addition of vocalist Greg Puciato – who replaced Minakakis in the fall of 2001 – jacked up the insanity meter several additional notches. Still, the band's set at Furnace Fest 2002 was pretty extreme, even by their own wild-eyed standards. "I remember that it was a very Christian festival," says Weinman. "It was in Alabama, there were a lot of Christian bands, and the fire marshals were actually talking to us before we played about what not to do," says Weinman. "So we were kind of like, 'How much can we get away with?' We were all trying to outdo each other; Greg was breathing fire, and I threw my guitar cabinet onto the middle of the stage, and he set it on fire. He set the drums on fire, too, then used a fire extinguisher to put it out, and extinguished the crowd, as well [laughs]. Then he threw the cabinet into the crowd and they completely ripped it up. The cops and fire marshals by the side of the stage just stood there stunned; they didn't know what to do!"

August 25th, 2002: Reading Festival, U.K.

The most infamous moment of the Dillinger Escape Plan's career involved Puciato defecating onstage at England's Reading Festival, a move which nearly got the band banned from the U.K. for violation of public-decency laws (and which, perhaps mercifully, cannot currently be seen on YouTube). "We had talked beforehand about how we were going to make an impression," Weinman explains, "because we were the first band on the main stage at the biggest music festival in the U.K., with all these bands like Slipknot coming on after us. We don't have a stage show, we don't have masks, we don't have lights, and people are just kind of wandering in at the beginning of the day. So Greg started eating all these cans of tuna and PowerBars; and I was like, 'OK, here we go!' [Laughs] He did it into a towel, and then he threw it into the photo pit. And I was like, 'Nuh-uh, you can't waste that! Go down there and get it!' I made Greg go down into the pit, pick it up and bring it back onstage. He was smearing it all over his white shirt; there's audio of the show, and you can hear him gagging while he's singing. … But I didn't realize that they had those giant Jumbotrons on either side of the stage, and the cameras had already caught this really graphic image [of Greg defecating] – it was like a 20-foot butthole on each screen. So we'd already won, but I didn't know it."

By Zabojnik Go To PostTested's Will Smith? Always liked him there in tandem with Norm or / and Adam. Doesn't seem like a great fit for the Bombcast tho. Like, at all.

By Ciaran Go To PostOF COURSE iTunes does not play mkv or avi files. Fucking Apple TV :lol Fucking Apple :lol

that screensaver of Golden Gate Bridge though, America <3


Higuain has noticeably less hair playing for Argentina, it's so odd. That must be some spray we're using on him

By Woodenpapangus Go To PostThe feels when the new pokemon hits

By Kidjr Go To Posthttps://twitter.com/chrismelberger/status/787143925677031424

Thought this was hilarious and I'm not even into the whole clown thing.

Do any of you dress up as clown and go round scaring people?