By blackace Go To Postmy daughter always wants to eat until you sit her down to eat dinner
This x100
By Smokey Go To PostMy son is going through the phase of wanting to just eat the same 2-3 things.Hana has figured out how to say "I don't like X." Or roughly "To hell with X" when translated to English..
Conversations go like this now..
Me: Hana what do you want to watch?
Hana: Doraemon!
Me: Aiight! *puts on Doraemon*
Hana: Fuck Doraemon!
Me: What? You wanted Doraemon?
Hana: Fuck Doraemon! Put on the dog show!
Me: aiight.. *puts on the dog show*
Hana: Fuck that dog and his show
Hahahahahahaha
Yeah man, how do you guys deal with discipline may I ask. I think my wife and I have a good balance, I probably allow him to much respect and space for his age where my wife is much more like he's a kid, fuck reason just do as I say.
Yeah man, how do you guys deal with discipline may I ask. I think my wife and I have a good balance, I probably allow him to much respect and space for his age where my wife is much more like he's a kid, fuck reason just do as I say.
Corner time. Been doing corner time since age two. My mom babysits and doesn’t enforce shit so my daughter walks all over her. She knows daddy means business. My wife is somewhere in between
Yeah we have a thinking step, but if I'm honest I don't think he really cares. Left him there for almost 10 mins once and dude just was singing to himself
By Kidjr Go To PostYeah we have a thinking step, but if I'm honest I don't think he really cares. Left him there for almost 10 mins once and dude just was singing to himself
She’ll sometimes do this, but in general she hates corner time. If she’s truly flipping out i put her in the Laundry room and wait until she’s done tantruming.
Sometimes I’ll tak things away, like phone time, but they’re so scatter brained at this age I don’t feel it has the same impact. She’s totally capable of just playing with a different toy lol
So my daughter swallowed a Japanese plum pit... My wife was a little worried but today it passed.
The point of the story is you know you've become a parent when are squeezing poop in a diaper looking for plum stone
The point of the story is you know you've become a parent when are squeezing poop in a diaper looking for plum stone
By Fenderputty Go To PostAnd it probably didn’t phase you lolHigh fives all around!
I don't know how yall do it, was at my parents yesterday and my nephew damn near killed me. I'm in good shape, but his energy is endless, he's 8 years old and wildly athletic for his age so he channels it into all these different sports / martial arts. For perspective he started walking right around 8 months old and he's in like the 98th percentile for height & weight at his age, has muscle striations and definition...he's like a little super soldier. I was there at my parents for about 8 hours, 6 of those hours were with me playing some kind of game with him - lacrosse, basketball, soccer, throwing a frisbee etc. This is all after he spent the entire morning with his father & brother hitting golf balls at the driving range, if there's a path to being a pro athlete without specialization he's definitely on it.
I'm the one that got him into basketball & soccer, so I can't so no when he asks me to show him stuff. His brother is 2 yrs older and while he's also huge for his age he doesn't really like sports that much so he doesn't always have someone to play with. I see him every Saturday at my parents, and the second he sees me he asks to go outside and play something, but yesterday was the most, I got home jumped on PSN and just put on a movie and fell asleep at like 12am which is early for me. He beat the hell out of me.
I'm the one that got him into basketball & soccer, so I can't so no when he asks me to show him stuff. His brother is 2 yrs older and while he's also huge for his age he doesn't really like sports that much so he doesn't always have someone to play with. I see him every Saturday at my parents, and the second he sees me he asks to go outside and play something, but yesterday was the most, I got home jumped on PSN and just put on a movie and fell asleep at like 12am which is early for me. He beat the hell out of me.
By Kidjr Go To PostYou find levels of energy you didn't know existed
I remember watching my friend carry his two girls at ages 3/5 (one in each arm) and thinking, "man that's gotta be tiring." Now that I have kids, child carrying strength is real and it builds as they age lol
Parentslaent humour me, what do your kids eat through out a typical day. My sons nearly four and I'm baffled at how much he eats, I'm not sure it's normal so want to compare:
8:00am - breakfast, shredders + banana + honey
9:30am - breakfast pt2 - pancakes and sausage
11:00am - snack, fruit (grapes/orange), ricecakes, raisins,
1:00pm - fish fingers, chips/fries, beans, hashbrowns, eggs
2:30pm - peach, plum with some other some kind of fruit combo
4:00pm - crisps and mahybe a chocolate or something
5:30/6:00 - rice, chicken, veg, gravey.. then desert.
Hit me....
8:00am - breakfast, shredders + banana + honey
9:30am - breakfast pt2 - pancakes and sausage
11:00am - snack, fruit (grapes/orange), ricecakes, raisins,
1:00pm - fish fingers, chips/fries, beans, hashbrowns, eggs
2:30pm - peach, plum with some other some kind of fruit combo
4:00pm - crisps and mahybe a chocolate or something
5:30/6:00 - rice, chicken, veg, gravey.. then desert.
Hit me....
By Kidjr Go To PostParentslaent humour me, what do your kids eat through out a typical day. My sons nearly four and I'm baffled at how much he eats, I'm not sure it's normal so want to compare:
8:00am - breakfast, shredders + banana + honey
9:30am - breakfast pt2 - pancakes and sausage
11:00am - snack, fruit (grapes/orange), ricecakes, raisins,
1:00pm - fish fingers, chips/fries, beans, hashbrowns, eggs
2:30pm - peach, plum with some other some kind of fruit combo
4:00pm - crisps and mahybe a chocolate or something
5:30/6:00 - rice, chicken, veg, gravey.. then desert.
Hit me….
i died at breakfast pt2
kidjr III gonna be a beast
I mean it was kinda introduced because he has football/soccer practise shortly after (since he was about 18 months lol) and would always complain he was hungry so what started off as a light snack has now turned into I want to eat what you eat before training.
As long as he ain't getting overweight or at risk for developing diabetes or something, just keep feeding him. He gon grow up big and strong.
By Kibner Go To PostAs long as he ain't getting overweight or at risk for developing diabetes or something, just keep feeding him. He gon grow up big and strong.
Nah he got the denoty wilder frame. he's on the upper percentile (the measurement of where he's suppose to be) and tallest in his class by some distance.
I actually have to fight to get my daughter to eat food. She doesn't like eating. My son eats well, but not like a ton. He's just weird. He only really likes meat. Will eat a half a package of breakfast sausage and ignore the carbs like pancakes. Will eat the carne out of the tortilla. Will strip the pizza slice of it's meat and cheese etc. etc.
By Fenderputty Go To PostI actually have to fight to get my daughter to eat food. She doesn't like eating. My son eats well, but not like a ton. He's just weird. He only really likes meat. Will eat a half a package of breakfast sausage and ignore the carbs like pancakes. Will eat the carne out of the tortilla. Will strip the pizza slice of it's meat and cheese etc. etc.
He may be Venom.
Kids, from my experience, don't like meat that much. Chicken mostly if they do. Kids just like bland and sweet a lot. As they age they start to like more and more. This dude likes all meat and with various spices. Italian sausage is pretty distinct in flavor as well and he loves it. Chinese take out. He's in. Mediterranean? Yup. Carne? Hell yeah. Ham ... duh. Ox Tails from pasta sauce? Yummy. Dude carried around a piece of thick cut bacon in his hand for an hour last weekend cause he can only slowly eat the thick cut stuff. Wouldn't let it go.
By Fenderputty Go To PostKids, from my experience, don't like meat that much. Chicken mostly if they do. Kids just like bland and sweet a lot. As they age they start to like more and more. This dude likes all meat and with various spices. Italian sausage is pretty distinct in flavor as well and he loves it. Chinese take out. He's in. Mediterranean? Yup. Carne? Hell yeah. Ham … duh. Ox Tails from pasta sauce? Yummy. Dude carried around a piece of thick cut bacon in his hand for an hour last weekend cause he can only slowly eat the thick cut stuff. Wouldn't let it go.
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I feel you tho. I had to do the "you ain't getting shyt until you eat all your food " thing the other day. Him running to his mom like she's on his team was amusing.
Yeah he's now at the age where he's starting to get clever with knowing which parent to ask for what.
As a kid I hated mushrooms and onions and as an adult I'm like yesss. Sometimes the look and textures as a kid just fuck with you too much. Mushrooms just seemed like chewy creepy weirdness. Onions for whatever reason I really hated that they were clear/see through after being cooked. It bothered the fuck outta me.