By Perfect Blue Go To PostLet us honour Mohamed Salah's best moment as a Chelsea player.
https://gfycat.com/CompleteUncomfortableFossa
He wasn't very good but his name will forever be etched into at least one piece of Chelsea's history
I've heard good things about it nowadays. Mediocre reviews but those that downloaded it at PSN seemed to be positive.
By Diego! Go To PostHe wasn't very good but his name will forever be etched into at least one piece of Chelsea's historyhahahahaha I'll never forget that match.
Mustafi, Parejo and Abdennour all trained away from the Valencia squad today. All rumoured to be on the verge of leaving the club.Unverified ac
Grats Arsenal
https://www.facebook.com/alwayzturntup2/videos/158068194597795/
clearly been too long since i've gone to the circus, looks so much more intense these days.
clearly been too long since i've gone to the circus, looks so much more intense these days.
By Zabojnik Go To PostNo.Would have loved an Altered Carbon on HBO. Netflix is a good substitute, but those HBO productions are still that bit better.
HBO need to tackle a big budget sci-fi show next.
Unless that show is supposed to be Westworld. Which is fine by me, but I really don't see it having mass appeal.
By Laboured Go To PostOh no. It's backfired. She likes jorts.
Send help.
You knew this would happen. you dirty slut.
By Ushojax Go To Post4 hours waiting to buy CL tickets on the Spurs site, servers have given up. Levy treats the IT budget the same as the transfer one.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostWhat the hell are jortsI'm guessing jean shorts.
That's what I thought they were anyway
By OneTwoTee Go To PostI'm guessing jean shorts.oh.
That's what I thought they were anyway
nevernudes.
By Laboured Go To PostOh no. It's backfired. She likes jorts.looooooool
Send help.
In a move that's likely to cause Wooden an aneurysm, Zlatan has decided to interview himself:
#ZlatanTime
#ZlatanTime
By Laboured Go To PostOh no. It's backfired. She likes jorts.
Send help.
You made your bed out of jorts and futanari porn, now you have to lie in it :P
By Splatt Go To PostThe Witcher books are great.
I finished reading the 3rd book today("Blood of Elves"), HBO needs to get on adapting them as soon as they are finished with GoT.
There's already a tv show.
(I actually watched a few of the eps with horrible fan subtitles. I didn't like it much).
In a move that's likely to intrigue and entertain Wooden, a man from Blackpool has pleaded guilty to possessing Octopus porn.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721830/Man-27-Blackpool-admits-illegally-possessing-extreme-pornography-showing-woman-having-sex-live-OCTOPUS.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721830/Man-27-Blackpool-admits-illegally-possessing-extreme-pornography-showing-woman-having-sex-live-OCTOPUS.html
The TV show looks shit.
Will start the DLCs tomorrow, since downloads hasn't finished yet. Pretty excited.
Will start the DLCs tomorrow, since downloads hasn't finished yet. Pretty excited.
By Laboured Go To PostIn a move that's likely to intrigue and entertain Wooden, a man from Blackpool has pleaded guilty to possessing Octopus porn.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721830/Man-27-Blackpool-admits-illegally-possessing-extreme-pornography-showing-woman-having-sex-live-OCTOPUS.html
To be fair that porn contained more penetration than we managed all of last season.
By Laboured Go To PostIn a move that's likely to intrigue and entertain Wooden, a man from Blackpool has pleaded guilty to possessing Octopus porn.Was the octopus underaged
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721830/Man-27-Blackpool-admits-illegally-possessing-extreme-pornography-showing-woman-having-sex-live-OCTOPUS.html
does that makes it hotter
By Laboured Go To PostIn a move that's likely to intrigue and entertain Wooden, a man from Blackpool has pleaded guilty to possessing Octopus porn.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721830/Man-27-Blackpool-admits-illegally-possessing-extreme-pornography-showing-woman-having-sex-live-OCTOPUS.html
I love how he had several thousand files of child porn, and what the dailymail are outraged about is some totally standard octopus porn. It's 2016, I thought we were past looking at species like that. They deserve happiness too.
By Laboured Go To PostIn a move that's likely to intrigue and entertain Wooden, a man from Blackpool has pleaded guilty to possessing Octopus porn.That sucks
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721830/Man-27-Blackpool-admits-illegally-possessing-extreme-pornography-showing-woman-having-sex-live-OCTOPUS.html
I like how much he looks like a paedo. It's like he looked in the mirror one day and said fuck it I may as well go the whole fucking distance.
By Shatner's Bassoon Go To Postholy shit, I don't remember that
If n8 and Dean, put their semen in a cup and mixed it together real well, then had it inserted into Pete Doherty doing his fat years. Then it would be that guy.
Simon Stone @sistoney67 35s35 seconds ago
Gabriel Jesus to @ManCity done. £27m + £4m add ons. Coup to get in ahead on Barca. 5 year deal but will stay with Palmeiras until December.
One for January.
By Laboured Go To PostI jokingly told shorty that I like wearing jorts and she's just stopped talking to me.It's amazingly hot in Texas so I wear shorts as often as I can on the weekends. I wear jeans to work ever day and it's fairly miserable.
God I rule.
Gabriel Jesus is official! Seems like he crashed the City site lol.
Always good to see players like Messi giving time for the fans.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/760807128210825216/pu/vid/176x320/Mg19Xbey_dWQLyaZ.mp4
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/760807128210825216/pu/vid/176x320/Mg19Xbey_dWQLyaZ.mp4
By Bold 2 in One Go To Postholy shit, I don't remember thatit was the game where Gibbs was sent off instead of Ox for that handball
By Esch Go To Posthonestly
he looks like nathan / dean's long lost cousin.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostIf n8 and Dean, put their semen in a cup and mixed it together real well, then had it inserted into Pete Doherty doing his fat years. Then it would be that guy.I think it looks more like if Jim Sterling had been on a diet but hadn't bought new clothes yet.
Speaking of sex offences:
A former Coventry City Academy kit mananger Tony Shiels has been convicted of child sex offences and sentenced to 20 months in prison.
Shiels was caught in a police sting when he tried to contact two girls who he believed to be aged 12 and 14, but were in fact undercover police investigators with fake profiles.
A former Coventry City Academy kit mananger Tony Shiels has been convicted of child sex offences and sentenced to 20 months in prison.
Shiels was caught in a police sting when he tried to contact two girls who he believed to be aged 12 and 14, but were in fact undercover police investigators with fake profiles.
Since I can't shrink this image down, I'll just share a direct link. Top story on the Mail's soccer/football tab is that Clattenburg got tattoos to commemorate the Euro and Champions League finals from this summer.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/03/13/article-3721379-36D544F800000578-689_964x437.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/03/13/article-3721379-36D544F800000578-689_964x437.jpg
By Laboured Go To PostOh no. It's backfired. She likes jorts.
Send help.
I bought my wife a pair of trashy high-rise cut-offs.
I love them.
Jesus announced. That's what having an atractive manager does to you.
Congrats City bros. He's the potential to be huge. If there's a manager to make him even better, this man is Josep Guardiola.
By Oddinho Go To PostI bought my wife a pair of trashy high-rise cut-offs.
I love them.
Yes but would they suit me?
By Meier Go To PostSince I can't shrink this image down, I'll just share a direct link. Top story on the Mail's soccer/football tab is that Clattenburg got tattoos to commemorate the Euro and Champions League finals from this summer.The guy in the middle doesn't look like clattenburg lol
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/03/13/article-3721379-36D544F800000578-689_964x437.jpg
By OneTwoTee Go To Postit was the game where Gibbs was sent off instead of Ox for that handballOh yeah...
Watching the transfer window is making me sad. Palermo are worse off everywhere on the team, except maybe defense, where it's the same. Replacing Sorrentino with a completely unproven guy. Thin midfield, full of nobodies that showed their struggle in the league well enough last season. The attack? Vazquez and Gilardino replaced by no one, because why bother replacing them, already got lots of talented players such as ... Ehm, nevermind.
Ballardini will at most make it two matches into the season. It's a certainty. Just like relegation. Soon Palermo will meet Suen FC in Serie C.
Ballardini will at most make it two matches into the season. It's a certainty. Just like relegation. Soon Palermo will meet Suen FC in Serie C.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostSpeaking of sex offences:Holy shit, what is wrong with fully grown women,
A former Coventry City Academy kit mananger Tony Shiels has been convicted of child sex offences and sentenced to 20 months in prison.
Shiels was caught in a police sting when he tried to contact two girls who he believed to be aged 12 and 14, but were in fact undercover police investigators with fake profiles.
fucking nonce
By Xele.gif Go To PostHe'll flop
Jesus announced. That's what having an atractive manager does to you.
Congrats City bros. He's the potential to be huge. If there's a manager to make him even better, this man is Josep Guardiola.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostWatching the transfer window is making me sad. Palermo are worse off everywhere on the team, except maybe defense, where it's the same. Replacing Sorrentino with a completely unproven guy. Thin midfield, full of nobodies that showed their struggle in the league well enough last season. The attack? Vazquez and Gilardino replaced by no one, because why bother replacing them, already got lots of talented players such as … Ehm, nevermind.
Ballardini will at most make it two matches into the season. It's a certainty. Just like relegation. Soon Palermo will meet Suen FC in Serie C.
And Chelsea are dying too. At least Copenhagen are going to win the Champions League.