Football Thread 2016 | August | A Little Nonsense, Now And Then, Is Relished By The Wisest Men

By FlutterPuffs Go To Postoh no

is it too late for kroos

He's not going anywhere

He won't get in the team ahead of Fellaini anyway.

He'll sign a United ball tomorrow.

By Baconsaurus Go To PostHe'll sign a United ball tomorrow.

He already signed a United shirt

Hes on Vidal levels of betrayal now

I'm shocked.

By n8 the gr8 Go To Posthttps://twitter.com/iftv_official/status/760624983529885697

its over

"blah blah blah" - adidas
he's coming this week.

First player ever to get boo'd on his debut for letting the saga drag on a bit

I've never seen a man more interrupted on his holiday.

By Mr Cola Go To PostFirst player ever to get boo'd on his debut for letting the saga drag on a bit

If he signs, yeah right. He's on vacation right now anyways.

65m for Lukaku. Unreal

By n8 the gr8 Go To Posthttps://twitter.com/iftv_official/status/760624983529885697

its over

I actually know those guys <3 (just Marco) ItaMuricans representtttt. But tbf tbh imo still not italian enough for some retards here


ANYWAY, Pogba is messing around clearly :) he's just telling both fans he's going/staying :lol

#PogbaUnitedFuture #PogbaJuvePast #PogbaUnitedOriginalPast

By Yurt Go To PostI actually know those guys &lt;3 (just Marco) ItaMuricans representtttt. But tbf tbh imo still not italian enough for some retards here


ANYWAY, Pogba is just messing around clearly :) he's just telling both fans he's going/staying :lol

#PogbaUnitedFuture #PogbaJuvePast #PogbaUnitedOriginalPast

I hope he ends up staying, would make all this past muppetry worth it

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By Phlebas Go To PostI hope he ends up staying, would make all this past muppetry worth it

Pogba's driver told a friend that he's going to Man United, Pogba told us he's staying. Make of it what you will

Lol, God help you, if you really think he's staying.

Draxler, lol.

Since you guys seem interested in consolidating Raiola's clients into a well oiled machine, may I interest you all in one Super Mario?

By Zabojnik Go To PostDraxler, lol.

Draxler you say?



Marko Pjaco is giving me a more intense super fetus vibes. I reckon he'll be KidA's favourite fetus by the end of this season

Balotelli just needs access to better PEDs

We already have the best fetus Yurt

Rashford will bring us salvation

By FlutterPuffs Go To PostWe already have the best fetus Yurt

Rashford will bring us salvation

Rashford will get 4 minutes over the course of the season(s) under Mou

throw him our way and we'll turn him into the black Marco van Basten

or the black Matri, who knows.

By Yurt Go To PostDraxler you say?



Marko Pjaco is giving me a more intense super fetus vibes. I reckon he'll be KidA's favourite fetus by the end of this season

Pjaca, the Croatian? Why'd you guys have to take him...

By Yurt Go To PostRashford will get 4 minutes over the course of the season(s) under Mou

throw him our way and we'll turn him into the black Marco van Basten

or the black Matri, who knows.

and he will score a brace for every minute

By subtles Go To PostPjaca, the Croatian? Why'd you guys have to take him…

to quench Zabuain's thirst for fetuses

filling a quota

By FlutterPuffs Go To PostWe already have the best fetus Yurt

Rashford will bring us salvation

If there's one thing Mou is known for, it's fetus development.

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I thought batting in The Show 16 was easy.

Then I upped the difficulty to dynamic.


Dynamic is right after Rookie.

only time you'll see Rashford is when you guys are at least 20 points clear at the top and Zlatan is recovering from Rhinoplasty complications

and let's not forget Rooneh

Zabo I'm getting a keyboard that has LEDs underneath the keys

By Zabojnik Go To PostDraxler, lol.

Want the full interview ? D:

Save me, Barry Bonds.


Barry can't save me now.

To be serious though, Rashford would make a great supersub for us this year. He's quick, and smart. Would be good for a surprise goal or two.

By Pennywise Go To PostWant the full interview ? D:

bild is linking us with him again

I always forget where bild is on the reliability meter, I hope closer to Tancredi than say.....Pogba's barber.

don't see why we would bother when we have Pjaca and Incredybala

By FootballFan Go To PostZabo I'm getting a keyboard that has LEDs underneath the keys

I recently bought a refurbished Corsair K70 with Cherry Reds. It's amazing. However, and as expected, I find the whole RGB LED thing completely useless. I haven't even bothered to tinker with it yet and it's been, what, two months.

By Pennywise Go To PostWant the full interview ? D:

Sure, if it's not too much trouble. :)

By Zabojnik Go To PostI recently bought a refurbished Corsair K70 with Cherry Reds. It's amazing. However, and as expected, I find the whole RGB LED thing completely useless. I haven't even bothered to tinker with it yet and it's been, what, two months.

I will make mine glow blaugrana

It's quite an old keyboard I think

Not sure how much you know about keyboards but it's the Apex M800

By FootballFan Go To PostZabo I'm getting a keyboard that has LEDs underneath the keys

Zabuain how can you NOT be hyped up for next season with the prospect of having Higuain-Dybala with Pjanic, Dani Alves, Alex Sandro Del Piero hoovering around them and Bonucci sending homing missiles all the way from his home

how

By Scum Go To Post

imagine spending money on a keyboard when yours is perfectly functional. There's a Juve analogy in there somewhere

By Yurt Go To Postimagine spending money on a keyboard when yours is perfectly functional. There's a Juve analogy in there somewhere

Luckily for me my one isn't functional cause it doesn't exist lol

Currently on tablet, my pc is gone

By rvy Go To PostSave me, Barry Bonds.


Barry can't save me now.

THE GOAT

By rvy Go To PostSave me, Barry Bonds.


Barry can't save me now.

phew

By FootballFan Go To PostI will make mine glow blaugrana

It's quite an old keyboard I think

Not sure how much you know about keyboards but it's the Apex M800

Yeah, I know it. I considered it, but quickly discarded it, because ...

1) it doesn't have a volume wheel, an absolute must for me (volume +/- keys just aren't good enough)
2) it has a function keys row on the left side of it, which I absolutely hate (couldn't stand it on my bro's Logitech G710+)
3) not a fan of that giant spacebar, at all
4) not sure about this, but I think it doesn't come with a wrist rest included (you can buy it separately, iirc)

Also not sure about the QS1 switches. 1.5mm actuation point is pushing it for me. But I'm sure they're fine, once you get used to it.

By Yurt Go To PostZabuain how can you NOT be hyped up for next season with the prospect of having Higuain-Dybala with Pjanic, Dani Alves, Alex Sandro Del Piero hoovering around them and Bonucci sending homing missiles all the way from his home

howimagine spending money on a keyboard when yours is perfectly functional. There's a Juve analogy in there somewhere

I'm INCREDIBLY excited.

If we lose Gabigol to Inter though ... I'll be DEVASTATED.

By Zabojnik Go To PostI recently bought a refurbished Corsair K70 with Cherry Reds. It's amazing. However, and as expected, I find the whole RGB LED thing completely useless. I haven't even bothered to tinker with it yet and it's been, what, two months.

Sure, if it's not too much trouble. :)

I'm on my second Logitech G710+ , love the thing.

I use my PC a lot at night, so the back lit plain white LEDs are perfect

By Zabojnik Go To PostYeah, I know it. I considered it, but quickly discarded it, because …

1) it doesn't have a volume wheel, an absolute must for me (volume +/- keys just aren't good enough)
2) it has a function keys row on the left side of it, which I absolutely hate (couldn't stand it on my bro's Logitech G710+)
3) not a fan of that giant spacebar, at all
4) not sure about this, but I think it doesn't come with a wrist rest included (you can buy it separately, iirc)

Also not sure about the QS1 switches. 1.5mm actuation point is pushing it for me. But I'm sure they're fine, once you get used to it.

Damn..sounds like it's SHIT
But I found it for $50 so it is worth a go

By Zabojnik Go To PostI'm INCREDIBLY excited.

If we lose Gabigol to Inter though … I'll be DEVASTATED.

losing on a Brazilian shithead is cause for celebration, but much to my dismay, Santos already debunked the Inter story.

Marotta out

rvy,

Watching the Jays game right now. 2-0 Jays

Two solo homers lol. One from Bautista one from Encarnacion.

By FootballFan Go To PostDamn..sounds like it's SHIT
But I found it for $50 so it is worth a go

No m8, it's purely a personal preference thing. I'm very particular about my keyboards, it has to be exactly how I want it. Like, some people swear by having additional function keys for macros in games, etc. ... while I couldn't give less of a shit.

At 50$ it's an absolute steal.

By Yurt Go To Postlosing on a Brazilian shithead is cause for celebration, but much to my dismay, Santos already debunked the Inter story.

Marotta out

This whole Gabigol story is just so odd. It only makes sense, if we're really desperate to get rid of Zaza. Which I can kinda see, as I think Allegri is anything but a fan of his. Either that, or he has a hot mom and Fabio 'Gigolo' Paratici is all over that ass.

lmao that Suicide Squad thread is toxic

I was trolling in it earlier. Too many people fell for it.

the number of people that believe wonder woman will actually be good is worrying

By Yurt Go To Postbild is linking us with him again

I always forget where bild is on the reliability meter, I hope closer to Tancredi than say…..Pogba's barber.

don't see why we would bother when we have Pjaca and Incredybala

Of course they do, since you were once interested in him.
Need to start any connection and rumors just to have written something.

Who knows what he told them though.

By Zabojnik Go To PostSure, if it's not too much trouble. :)

He came in August 2015 for 36m € from Schalke to Wolfsburg. Now it already pulls Julian Draxler away.

The I-want-to-leave-Interview in Bild

BILD: The extended holiday is over. Are you over the disappointing EURO semi-final loss ?

Julian Draxler: "The tourney is checked off for me. For me personally it went pretty well, but it's obviously sad that we lost during the semi-final. We don't have to blame ourselves to much though."

BILD: Manager Klaus Allofs (not the coach. In germany we use the term "manager" in footy for the executives like Marotta,Woodward and Watzke) and coach Dieter Hecking publicy announced that you will stay at Wolfsburg. Will you be able to achieve the return to international football ?

Draxler : "Bevor they determine something in public, they should have spoken with me. Because for me personally, I clearly communicated to our coach Dieter Hecking, that I want to leave Wolfsburg. The coach knows about it for 3 weeks now. It's suprising me greatly, that for weeks my persona is only part of the media. I expected something else, for example that someone comes to me and ask's "How about you?". "

BILD: Have you had no contact to Klaus Allofs since the EUROs ?

Draxler : "We only had contact via SMS. I've only spoken to the coach Hecking. Two days after the semi-final loss, I told him how I see the situation and what my personal wish is, which is leaving the club. Now I'm back in Germany and the only form of communication is via the press, instead of talking directly to me. Now I want to say something about it."

BILD: What exactly do you mean ?

Draxler: "Coach Hecking said in an interview that players and their agents have to much power. Naturally my agent Roger Wittmann represents my interest. Still, I'll handle decisions on my own. Besides, Roger Wittmann was a major influence that I came to Wolfsburg last year."

BILD: Why should Wolfsburg let you go ? You still got a contract until 2020...

Draxler: "We had an verbal agreement during my transfer in August 2015, that I can leave the club, if the opportunity comes up. Both from Hecking and Allofs. It was clear, that Wolfsburg had a good perspective, but was also just supposed to be a springboard/steppingstone (no idea which translation would be appropiate). It was always clear between all parties, that I want to go to an european top club, if the opportunity arises.It was discussed that we would come together and have a reasonable discussion, when other clubs are showing interest."

By Xpike Go To Postthe number of people that believe wonder woman will actually be good is worrying

I can't wait for the internet meltdown.