The proportions of this guy seem off. Like his head looks like the wrong fit for his body -- almost as if it's Photoshopped on. His frame looks totally weird. Handsome fella though.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostUse your teeth.
By n8 dogg Go To PostI always use my teeth because i'm not a soft cunt
You don't deserve Dong.
I like my teeth more than I like this cheap shit
By Meier Go To Post
The proportions of this guy seem off. Like his head looks like the wrong fit for his body – almost as if it's Photoshopped on. His frame looks totally weird. Handsome fella though.
He's lanky.
I take it Marcos Alonso must be at least a bit better than he was at Sunderland for the price Chelsea paid for him. Don't remember him being particularly remarkable while he was there.
By Meier Go To Post
The proportions of this guy seem off. Like his head looks like the wrong fit for his body – almost as if it's Photoshopped on. His frame looks totally weird. Handsome fella though.
all i could think of watching this
https://www.facebook.com/ChelseaFC/videos/10154651009182259/
was how long his mouth is. looks like one of those canadian south park styled ones.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostI take it Marcos Alonso must be at least a bit better than he was at Sunderland for the price Chelsea paid for him. Don't remember him being particularly remarkable while he was there.
He was good for us. But we were quoted £5m for him 2 years ago after his loan and decided to get van Aanholt for £3m instead...
By Francis Go To PostArsenalDNA
By Ushojax Go To PostEven the window shut right now we'd have made some decent signings. A striker, defensive midfielder. fast winger and young keeper for the future. We could do with an extra attacking player but our window overall has been adequate if unspectacular. We are taking a risk with Son, Onomah, Janssen and N'Koudou as our only attacking options though.
He will give Harrison and Sterling some games I reckon
By Francis Go To Post
If he got injured that would be the most Arsenal thing ever
Leicester surely have to get rid of Ulloa if they've brought in Slimani as well? Will Musa play on the wing? Or perhaps something like a 4-3-3 with Vardy and Musa wide and Slimani as a big CF? They're a bit overloaded at striker.
By Meier Go To PostLeicester surely have to get rid of Ulloa if they've brought in Slimani as well? Will Musa play on the wing? Or perhaps something like a 4-3-3 with Vardy and Musa wide and Slimani as a big CF? They're a bit overloaded at striker.Probably can fling him somewhere on loan at the very least.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostBeen busy the past few hours. What madness has occurred in the window so far?Don't think anything tops re-signing David Luiz.
By hixx Go To Post"Wilshere has 12 years ahead of him"
fucking hell he'll be lucky to see out the next 12 months
None of his injuries have been all that serious. He hasn't had his knee or ankle blown up.
Can you imagine playing for 10+ seasons as a forward on a Premier League team and managing to only score 24 goals during that period? Incredible. If Anichebe actually signs for Arsenal then I'll be giddy.
By Meier Go To PostCan you imagine playing for 10+ seasons as a forward on a Premier League team and managing to only score 24 goals during that period? Incredible. If Anichebe actually signs for Arsenal then I'll be giddy.
I can't tell if people are serious or not with this?
Nobody is actually serious, right?
By hixx Go To PostWho the fuck is James WeirPoor man's lingard.
Very curious how big of a payoff Balotelli got to leave. Must have been at least £5m (was on £125k a week apparently). I wish City would do this more often. Just get them out the door. We've essentially done that with many of these loans, but Yaya should have been jettisoned. I would have done the same for Kolarov but he's had a bit of a rebirth under Pep so I guess that worked out okay.
By Wedward Go To PostI can't tell if people are serious or not with this?I don't think he'll actually sign there or that he's being anything but facetious, but it'd still make me so happy.
Nobody is actually serious, right?
By hixx Go To PostThis fucking old cunt on SSN can't pronounce Slimani ffs.What's he saying?
Silmani I'm guessing
By Hitch Go To PostWhat's he saying?
Silmani I'm guessing
Well it's 3 different things when he eventually strops tripping over it.
Even if Leicester aren't able to land Adrien Silva, they'll still have had one hell of a window.
Shame that they weren't able to keep Kanté.
Merc.
Shame that they weren't able to keep Kanté.
Merc.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostDank memes
We're going to have to wait until January for M'Vila.
We aren't going to get a striker. If Defoe gets injured we go from having a small chance to zero.
Fucking joke club.
We aren't going to get a striker. If Defoe gets injured we go from having a small chance to zero.
Fucking joke club.
So after a couple of months, I finally figured out that hitting the ball is connected to how long you long you hold the swinging button.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.