Promo shots can be decptive
they don't look like a football team, more like a very well organised Stag-Do
they don't look like a football team, more like a very well organised Stag-Do
By CCS Go To PostEven BBC reporting Pogba is about to have a medical.They have indeed.
Do you #believe yet Shanks?
Final 48 hours?
By Yurt Go To PostPjaca is a handfulGonna be sensational for us, I can feel it in my anus.
From what I've seen in the last 5 minutes I reckon Higuain would have flopped hard in the Premier League
By Bungie Go To PostFrom what I've seen in the last 5 minutes I reckon Higuain would have flopped hard in the Premier LeagueI concur.
By Zabojnik Go To PostI concur.
Get him on a diet.
By Bungie Go To PostFrom what I've seen in the last 5 minutes I reckon Higuain would have flopped hard in the Premier LeagueNo doubt.
I rejected all your book recommendations and will read one from Le Grand Meaulnes, Canticle for Lebowitz or David Byrne - How Music Works
By Bungie Go To PostFrom what I've seen in the last 5 minutes I reckon Higuain would have flopped hard in the Premier LeagueLooks heavy. Just look at him run lol
Pep would not be impressed.
By batong Go To PostThey have indeed.
Final 48 hours?
Scenes when he's announced at full time today :P
By Punished Go To PostI rejected all your book recommendations and will read one from Le Grand Meaulnes, Canticle for Lebowitz or David Byrne - How Music WorksRead the Count of Monte Cristo if you haven't already.
Oh look, Terry and Cahill being shocking again. Also bad tackle from Matic, but not much else he could do, when both center backs fucks off.
By GQman2121 Go To PostStill preseason for the camera folks as well here. Please forgive them.
This is some of the worst camera work I've ever seen. It's fucking terrible.
How that ball bounced that far through all those blue shirts leaving Matic to commit the foul for the penalty is our current reality. Awful.
Congrats Bacon and bud on winning the Eredivisie
Second lad has a better name
By Mister0079 Go To Postaz vs heerenveen
jahanbakhsh vs ghoochanejhad
who do i cheer for
Second lad has a better name
By Shatner's Bassoon Go To PostThe fact we still have not bought a new CB is truly shocking.Rojo is available
By CCS Go To PostImagine being Chelsea and starting with the same defence as last season.
Just imagine.
That defence can obviously do things that even Barca's can't though.
By Shatner's Bassoon Go To PostThe fact we still have not bought a new CB is truly shocking.Can I offer you some wisdom and Portuguese steel?
United fans chanting about Pogba lol.
https://twitter.com/chelsienussey/status/762279278583115776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Wonder if we'llhear that during the game.
https://twitter.com/chelsienussey/status/762279278583115776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Wonder if we'llhear that during the game.
By Killer7 Go To PostRojo is available
I'd sooner Zouma rocked up in his wheelchair and sat on the 18 yard line.
By CCS Go To PostImagine being Chelsea and starting with the same defence as last season.
Just imagine.
Last season was just as much Fabregas and Matics fault as anyone. Absolutely no help from them to the defense.
But oh, how I wish Chelsea was starting with the same defense. Zouma is sadly out until around the new year. So the only two CB's is JT and Cahill, who are both fucking shocking. Ivan can play there too, but there's also only Azpilicueta and Ivan for the full back positions. One injury and the team has to play with fucking Aina who looked like trash as soon as he played against a decent opponent.
A fullback and CB is minimum of what needs to be bought. It should have happened a long time ago.
Zabjaca, Pjaca is truly class.
I shouldn't have doubted our balkan scouts or your blood for that matter. #BalkanWatchers
I shouldn't have doubted our balkan scouts or your blood for that matter. #BalkanWatchers
Really worried about Willian. Hasn't looked up to speed all preseason. Have Moses and Cuadrado ahead of him at this point. Moses seems to prefer the left side but I'm sure he wouldn't complain.
By n8 the gr8 Go To PostHiguain is fatter than RooneyArgentine and their #Big #Thick #Bones
incredible
Aguero and Tevez deflate and inflate at the same rate
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostLast season was just as much Fabregas and Matics fault as anyone. Absolutely no help from them to the defense.
But oh, how I wish Chelsea was starting with the same defense. Zouma is sadly out until around the new year. So the only two CB's is JT and Cahill, who are both fucking shocking. Ivan can play there too, but there's also only Azpilicueta and Ivan for the full back positions. One injury and the team has to play with fucking Aina who looked like trash as soon as he played against a decent opponent.
A fullback and CB is minimum of what needs to be bought. It should have happened a long time ago.
Both you and City amaze me with the lack of defensive signings this summer. Surely Conte must realise they're badly needed.
Fuck even BBC going with the medical. Congrats United Slaent, when was the last time we saw a proper end to a transfer saga? Usually goes on for like two summers.
Must be great to complain about not having enough defenders because all the ones you bought are out on loan
P J A C A
'his mum was a judo champion and his dad was a wrestler'
that's some nice bit of research there
'his mum was a judo champion and his dad was a wrestler'
that's some nice bit of research there