From the roast thread on reddit
Whew. Good lord.
Every kid who grew up in the UK from the early 90s until very recently, no matter their location, had United fans in their class group. Going on about their trophies and their good players. How they were a special, the Trafford 'More than a Club'.
United fans will accuse City fans and Chelsea fans of being plastic when they were one of the first clubs to hollow out football, corporatise it, sanitise it, turn it into the corporate driven shell it is now where their fans agonise over noodle deals and boast about their financial wealth through Ed Woodward like Trimalchio at his dinner. The hypocrisy of United fans moaning about Man City's atmosphere when 'prawn sandwich brigade' was coined to sum up their iPad-touting, selfie-stick supporters with their Selfridges bags is not unnoticed.
The last few years when winning has been a struggle has seen a kind of martyrdom from their supporters, as if their massive transfer fees not fully working give them some sort of sympathy. All this has done has turned them into slightly more obnoxious Arsenal fans. The fact they've allied behind a manager whom had a meltdown live on TV after Steven Davies embarrassed his coterie of Russian-financed matrioshka dolls and a player whose outbursts have made him a meme for pudgy slightly racist 14 year old videogamers show their desperation.
Whew. Good lord.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostThe older I get the more I can't stand Quentin Tarantino.Kill Bill Vol. 2 is the only film from him I really love. The others range from terrible to okay.
His recent works are like fanfictions of movies he watched when he was a kid.
All this has done has turned them into slightly more obnoxious Arsenal fans.
too harsh on United fans
By cashman Go To PostFrom the roast thread on redditLoad of shit. i dont use an ipad.
Whew. Good lord.
Typed on a Galaxy Tab S
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostI'd say Spurs is my darkhorse for EPL title.Flutter, pls. It's back to 5th/6th for us, m8.
They have the team and the manager, but they could still fold like they did after the spotlight was turned to them like last season.
By Scum Go To PostFlutter, pls. It's back to 5th/6th for us, m8.I really think it depends how mature Dele Alli has gotten before the season starts. Other teams found out how easily it takes to aggravate the lad.
Yeah, fuck listening to Tarantino :lol. Reading interviews with him are great though.
Every single film he's ever made is like that.
I think he's evolved massively as a filmmaker. Lost his way a tad with h8ful8 in terms of editing and baggage and self-importance, but Django and especially Basterds are sensational movies. I think Basterds is an honest to god masterpiece, and his best film.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostThe older I get the more I can't stand Quentin Tarantino.
His recent works are like fanfictions of movies he watched when he was a kid.
Every single film he's ever made is like that.
I think he's evolved massively as a filmmaker. Lost his way a tad with h8ful8 in terms of editing and baggage and self-importance, but Django and especially Basterds are sensational movies. I think Basterds is an honest to god masterpiece, and his best film.
By Mister0079 Go To Postthat united roast on r soccer is gr8Love this one:
Unlike their rivals it is hard to accuse Man United of buying success as all they have bought recently is pathetic failure.
https://twitter.com/BrazilStats2/status/758732220458602496
This dude is so absurdly casual in his brilliance. Cannot wait to sign him.
This dude is so absurdly casual in his brilliance. Cannot wait to sign him.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostI really think it depends how mature Dele Alli has gotten before the season starts. Other teams found out how easily it takes to aggravate the lad.Very true. #Calma
By Meier Go To Posthttps://twitter.com/BrazilStats2/status/758732220458602496I remember Pele saying that Gabigol was better
This dude is so absurdly casual in his brilliance. Cannot wait to sign him.
glad he isn't our scout :lol
actually wait....maybe he IS...WTF PELE! FIRE HIM MAROTTA
By Hitch Go To PostThese roasts are shite, as are the Comedy Central onesnofunallowed.jpg
By Yurt Go To Postis there a more perfect ending, btw?srsly?!
It even had Brad Pitt's penis
the more I think about Tarantino's IB, the more I LOVE it. That Mélanie Laurent arc <3
By rvy Go To Postsrsly?!I doubt it was his penis
All this has done has turned them into slightly more obnoxious Arsenal fans
Fucking hell that's crossed a line.
Fucking hell that's crossed a line.
By Scum Go To PostWest Ham are 1-0 down.40M€ bid for Zaza incoming. Please.
If you actually roasted Wayne Rooney, nobody would go hungry.I'm dead.
Basterds was among Tarantino's finest.
By Scum Go To PostWest Ham are 1-0 down.Defending is easy.
By JesalR Go To PostWe need those young goalscorers again.
What a lad. HPDB Kane.
What happened with our academy :(
By batong Go To PostWe need those young goalscorers again.Have we produced a half-decent striker since Owen?
What happened with our academy :(
By Yurt Go To PostI remember Pele saying that Gabigol was betterPele has to big up the Santos player! Can't blame him too much.
glad he isn't our scout :lol
actually wait….maybe he IS…WTF PELE! FIRE HIM MAROTTA
Maybe it'll end up being another Bonucci - Ranocchia scenario, where everyone's hyping the wrong player.
Scouts pls.
The great thing is don't even care, when I can count on Higuain, Dybala, Mandzukic and Pjaca.
Would be nice to have a young brazilian star in the team though.
Besides, these are our real bombers.
Scouts pls.
The great thing is don't even care, when I can count on Higuain, Dybala, Mandzukic and Pjaca.
Would be nice to have a young brazilian star in the team though.
Besides, these are our real bombers.
By Hitch Go To PostHave we produced a half-decent striker since Owen?
Nemeth <<
By Zabojnik Go To PostBesides, these are our real bombers.there's certainly a case for them being the best upper management in football
So what's Matic's situation at Chelsea?
I know Conte's working his magic on him ("you could be the best midfielder in the world"), but what's the word on the streets of Chelsea?
I know Conte's working his magic on him ("you could be the best midfielder in the world"), but what's the word on the streets of Chelsea?
Rory Smith ✔ @RorySmithTimes
Apparently the final snag in the Pogba deal was that he wanted to take over from Lingard as Professor Emeritus at Dab University.
Apparently the final snag in the Pogba deal was that he wanted to take over from Lingard as Professor Emeritus at Dab University.
By Xpike Go To Postis that the bride or the groomcos they weren't married when he looked at the mattress, at what was obviously a baby
also how can it be the fiance if they already married
By Hitch Go To PostHave we produced a half-decent striker since Owen?Woodburn
Guardian. Shoddy.
Like, one week ago he was cumming over Axel. At least nuance it by saying on loan for fucks sake. So lazy.
As well as Schweinsteiger, Adnan Januzaj, Paddy McNair, Andreas Pereira, Axel Tuanzebe and Will Keane were also absent. Their futures at Old Trafford are in doubt along with Tyler Blackett and the injured duo of Timothy Fosu-Mensah and Cameron Borthwick-Jackson.
Like, one week ago he was cumming over Axel. At least nuance it by saying on loan for fucks sake. So lazy.
By cashman Go To PostWoodburnHe's our new leftback bruv
By JesalR Go To Post
What a lad. HPDB Kane.
HESKEYYYYYY
By Zabojnik Go To PostSo what's Matic's situation at Chelsea?No idea. He's started all(?) of the pre-season games so far and the rumour was he can only leave as soon as Kante comes in. Not really sure what's happening now but we are being linked to William Carvalho (smh) a lot.
I know Conte's working his magic on him ("you could be the best midfielder in the world"), but what's the word on the streets of Chelsea?
By Meier Go To Posthttps://twitter.com/BrazilStats2/status/758732220458602496
This dude is so absurdly casual in his brilliance. Cannot wait to sign him.
He said he has taken a decision, he already knows where hes going next. Hopefully not to you lol
What a player he has been this year. Overtook Gabigol's as my number 1 brazilian prospect easily as i've been saying this for quite some time now.
