http://deadspin.com/micd-up-carlos-boozer-taught-us-a-lot-about-carlos-boo-1543768662

Holy shit, this is amazing. Every line is a classic.

"I'm HOT! HOT! HOT!"

"Aye, freak it for me, if you get a break. You gon' freak it? I know you gon' freak it!"

"I see you tryin' to get your rebound stats up."

This is fantastic.
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