By rvy Go To PostNot yet.What is your fetish? Legitimate question.
Apart from having bareback sex with prostitutes in the back of your Ford Pinto.
By n8 Go To Postbut emil sent this m8isn't I AM THE SUN and Angola penis Suen's memes?
the regards suen threw me off, that's how we sign off our company emails with our names
By Andreia MendesHello everybody! Let's introduce myself, my name is Andreia Mendes and i have 26 years old. I have a face of an angel with very kissable and sweet lips, expressive and big dark brown eyes with long eyelashes and a seductive look… Lets have fun, come see watch me undressing my self you will see a complete body of a real women, with small feet, long legs (that you will love around your waist), a very sexy belly in a very good shape and beautiful breasts, with the perfect size for your hands… I will wake up each of your senses… .I've always wanted to see the complete body of a real women.
By SahraHi, I'm Sahra, a curvy statuesque brunette Portuguese companion in Lisbon. I'm verified by 10 worldwide escort directories. As a travel companion, I provide an open minded Girlfriend Experience in all major cities in the world. As a courtesan, I tend to embrace the intimacy to focus on the chemistry in a level that will take us further than a pure physical encounter. I enjoy taking things slow, foreplay and exciting stimulation. Mutual desire and true pleasure can`t be rushed. Hold it. Simply go with the flow. Your most secret pleasure.To be honest, she seems like too much hard work to me.
By SofiaHow are you feeling today?I wonder if she can lower my cholesterol too.
Is something missing?
Do you need something exciting to make your busy day better?
Well I am the girl that will fill up what is missing!
The girl that will relax you, excite you and make you forget all about the world that is outside!
I have what it takes to make your skin shiver and your heart beat faster.
I'm worried that I might stumble across a woman that rvy has already mounted. Is there a tell-tale sign I should be looking out for? A sense of self-loathing?
By n8 Go To Postbut emil sent this m8
It was an attempt to talk like him to be fair.
subarui imprezgnates aunt liz
mr cola: "she isnt even my real aunt"
full story on pages 2, 4, 5, 6 & 7
editor's opinion: why its good for business
mr cola: "she isnt even my real aunt"
full story on pages 2, 4, 5, 6 & 7
editor's opinion: why its good for business
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostIt was an attempt to talk like him to be fair.
i feel like if you had truly inhabited his skin you would have fucked the escort and then got the wrong bus home
By n8 Go To Posti feel like if you had truly inhabited his skin you would have fucked the escort and then got the wrong bus home
He probably would have #left the building before he finished with her
By Francis Go To PostWhat is your fetish? Legitimate question.
Apart from having bareback sex with prostitutes in the back of your Ford Pinto.
Kobe Bryant themed interracial
By FortunéFaded Go To Post"Golden Shower: yes (only on you)"
What happened to feminism? Equality of the sexes?
aunt liz?
Cola is so strange if they're legit. If he/she is just an elaborate joke persona it's still pretty good.
By Francis Go To PostWhat is your fetish?Brunettes with black lingerie is enough for me.
Apart from having bareback sex with prostitutes in the back of your Ford Pinto.
No bareback pls. No car sex either pls, I like beds.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostCola is so strange if they're legit. If he/she is just an elaborate joke persona it's still pretty good.yeah at least he's fucking funny
remember that Arsenal fan who used to pretend he was betting on the wrong results every week
my god
FF, where are you finding these? Jethus cwithe. I only use two websites, they don't have these amazing profiles and shit.
By Yurt Go To Postyeah at least he's fucking funnyDont talk shit about the Parlay Prince m8
remember that Arsenal fan who used to pretend he was betting on the wrong results every week
my god
By Yurt Go To Postyeah at least he's fucking funnyLOL yeah, I do.
remember that Arsenal fan who used to pretend he was betting on the wrong results every week
my god
I also remember how he got banned. He was defending that dude who beat up Christy Mack.
By FranciscaHello beautiful people.She really put a lot more thought into her bio than the other girls.
I assume that you are looking to have some fun today, or maybe, all you want is to relax… However one thing is certain, you are needing to change your routine, step outside this mad world we live and share a different and special moment with a different and very special girl. And if you took your time, to check on me… That means that maybe I can be the one you chose. One thing I can tell you, I always give my all to make you feel special. Well… Let 's cut to the chase, and let me present myself. My name is francisca, I 'm 20 years old, raised and born in portugal, and I 'm based in oporto. I 'm 1,70 m of height and 50 kg. I know it is nice to be modest, and this will sound very immodest but I 'm not lying when I say that… I was blessed with an elegant figure and ravishing memorable looks. My skin that is softer than silk, my natural lips are soft and plump and have been compared a lot of times to angelina's jolie's, my eyes are big, expressive and green, my hair is long shiny with the same colour of chocolate - and I can tell you, these are only a few of the nature 's gifts, which I was gifted, I have so much more to show. As it is known visual is a pleasure, and first impressions are important. But visual isn't everything, and I don't only have the looks… I am also very educated, with my own opinions, I have special interest in arts, I 'm curios about everything interesting and I love to travel. I am sophisticated, but warm, and down to earth and I appreciate the simple things in life. I 'm vivacious, natural, and very feminine. I love romantic ambience, but I also appreciate being naughty. Oh, I guess I forgot to mention that I am quite unique in erotic aspect? I 'm very creative and extremely passionate… My approach can be sensitive, artistic, genuine and totally perverted if that 's what you desire. I am open for giving and receiving nature and affection, from the one that desires to be my lover. I hope that by now you have made your mind, and have decided to schedule a very " caliente " date. Kiss your passionate lover francisca
By Adeliamy name is Adelia 🌸Nice throwing shade to the other girls
Im a University student in the field of Science and im not a profissional call girl.
This doesn't mean my sex skills are low…
On the contrary , means that for lack of time my "milleage" is quite low comparing with pro girls…
By ParisHer name is Paris and she is just a classy girl, perfect doing everything you know she does… Call her and you will have unforgettable moments.There isn't something bad on her yet.
Her body is so feminine and delicate, her lips are sweet, her voice is exciting when she speak on your ear…
Theres something bad on her?? I don't think so…
Sweet kisses
Paris Medeiros
By n8 Go To PostHe has fucked Kate Beckinsale, Rachel McAdams and Sarah Silverman.
The man is a god.
sarah silverman is filth.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostLOL yeah, I do.I was pretty sure he beat up Mack because he was ugly
I also remember how he got banned. He was defending that dude who beat up Christy Mack.
By bud Go To Postsarah silverman is filth.
you make this sound like a bad thing
By Cintia LemosI want to give you a world of fantasy, desire and of love, the world that you have been dreaming of.I think she might be a LARPer.
After all it isn’t everyday you get a chance to meet the “princess of ebony”.
I believe that looks are important, but that’s not only what it takes, to have the perfect date.
So with me you will be not only able to be delighted with my beauty, but I can you feel
The right way too!
Making all our moments unforgettable.
You will see that I am a classy girl, with hot curves, soft lips and with a smooth skin.
I am kind, sweet and tender.
I love to cuddle to kiss, to give and to receive a hot massage, to share a hot bath with a lot of bubbles.
Yet I have the right amount of naughty, to tease you and spice up our love session.
If you are a gentleman that needs to step out of his “world” and wants a different type of scenery, and you like the beautiful and pleasures things of life.
Then you will enjoy a lot being with me.
By FionaTry me then you will find the pleasure . to be intimate is to be in tune. Every corner of my body is an earthquake. So I wanna do bad things with you.I don't know what that means yet I'm sure it would be fun finding out.
No act can be quite so intimate as the sexual embrace.
Be polite to all, but intimate with few.
I have simple rules for casual sex.
why do they have to write essays
imagine a horny rvy having to read all of that
'WHERE IS THE PICTURES GOD DAMMIT'
imagine a horny rvy having to read all of that
'WHERE IS THE PICTURES GOD DAMMIT'
By Yurt Go To Postwhy do they have to write essaysPretty much.
imagine a horny rvy having to read all of that
'WHERE IS THE PICTURES GOD DAMMIT'
But one of the websites I use has videos of the girls as well as pictures.
By KP Go To PostSo Everton are paying £5m for Koeman and giving him £7m a year.
Get relegated.
7m a year is a lot. Hell of a lot.
By KP Go To PostSo Everton are paying £5m for Koeman and giving him £7m a year.Eddie Howe or Frank de Boer?
Get relegated.
By n8 Go To Post7m a year is a lot. Hell of a lot.
£8m if he hits bonuses.
By Francis Go To PostEddie Howe or Frank de Boer?
De Boer has the same agent as Koeman so doubt will deal with him. Howe been long touted and I like him.
Hoping for AVB
By Plasma Go To PostAfter all of that I bet Vardy's going to turn us down now.Then we can go for Lukaku
By Auto Go To PostHow much is a flight to Lisbon?You going to top & tail a woman with rvy?
By Perfect Blue Go To PostThis Jamaica and Venezuela game is struggle football at its finest. Empty stadium.Venezuelans barely have toilet paper to wipe their anguses. Please understand.
By FortunéFaded Go To PostYou going to top & tail a woman with rvy?We can do a racist threesome in the pool
By Herr flippedb Go To PostVenezuelans barely have toilet paper to wipe their anguses. Please understand.And they've just scored