By Hitch Go To PostIf Sarah Silverman walked past in the street without her tits out, would you look twice?
Beckinsale tho
If she did have her tits out though...
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I've never had watered moments of great pleasure but not it's all I want.
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I'm neither beautiful nor fragrant. Her 100% spectacular oral would be ruined on me.
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I receive you in very discreet private apartment in the center of Lisbon, or in outcall for your hotel in all lisbon, Cascais and Sintra!
I love A-level! :-P
She loves A-levels? Good to see a young woman focused on her education
By Elchele Go To PostThey're human beans like any of us, Cola. Please don't be disrespectfulI got no issue with people being an escort but going from "Hi, do you like the chase?" to "How much is anal" is just
It requires too much thought, can you request ones that dont talk?
By Mr Cola Go To PostWhat do you possibly talk to an escort about? Also what if they show up and they arent that kind of escort and want the money? Do you take them to a park or something?
Some people pay escorts for full girlfriend experience kind of thing. This is of course most common with lonely weirdos. Especially common in south east asia, where you can get your own tour guide for your holiday and then someone to fuck at night also, all in one included price!
By rvy Go To PostThis is the most Cola post ever.Prinny had a hilarious post on why he decided to DATE prostitutes
I don't date them, I don't bring them to parties, I don't go to restaurants with them. I have sex then leave.
You think there's some kind of conversation to be had here?
What do you mean they aren't that kind of escort?
I don't even understand this question.
Take them to what park?
Do you know what a prostitute is?
christ
By rvy Go To PostThis is the most Cola post ever.What if one arrives and is like "Oh im an actual escort, i escort people to events and such" and then she wants money because she is selling a service which you have fallen for. I dont know what id do with them for an hour.
I don't date them, I don't bring them to parties, I don't go to restaurants with them. I have sex then leave.
You think there's some kind of conversation to be had here?
What do you mean they aren't that kind of escort?
I don't even understand this question.
Take them to what park?
Do you know what a prostitute is?
Maybe it helps to go to another country and not be able to speak the language, i imagine that being less horrifyign than having to understand the confusion, just learn the words for what you want and say them until understood.
How do you manage to live, Cola?
I love you but you manage to make me seem like a functional individual.
No es bueno.
I love you but you manage to make me seem like a functional individual.
No es bueno.
By Yurt Go To PostPrinny had a hilarious post on why he decided to DATE prostitutes
christ
date prostitutes
date
prostitutes
By Mr Cola Go To PostWhat if one arrives and is like "Oh im an actual escort, i escort people to events and such" and then she wants money because she is selling a service which you have fallen for. I dont know what id do with them for an hour.
Maybe it helps to go to another country and not be able to speak the language, i imagine that being less horrifyign than having to understand the confusion, just learn the words for what you want and say them until understood.
By Mr Cola Go To Post? Also what if they show up and they arent that kind of escort and want the money?💀
By Fergie Go To PostDamien Lewis is destroying that wing. Learn from him Memphis.seriously, showing some decent tekkers
So if an escort is a prostitute what is an escort? Does there actually exist a profession that sends men or women to escort you to things or am I completely out of touch?
By Bold 2 in One Go To Postseriously, showing some decent tekkersBetter facial hair too.
By Mr Cola Go To PostWhat if one arrives and is like "Oh im an actual escort, i escort people to events and such" and then she wants money because she is selling a service which you have fallen for. I dont know what id do with them for an hour.Unless you can't read or speak, these details should be settled before the actual date is done I assume.
Maybe it helps to go to another country and not be able to speak the language, i imagine that being less horrifyign than having to understand the confusion, just learn the words for what you want and say them until understood.
Fear not Cola.
They wouldn't speak bad about Star Wars.
By Mr Cola Go To PostSo if an escort is a prostitute what is an escort? Does there actually exist a profession that sends men or women to escort you to things or am I completely out of touch?There are escorts that go on dates with you, with sex or without.
Escorts just tend to offer more options than just sex...
By Mr Cola Go To PostSo if an escort is a prostitute what is an escort? Does there actually exist a profession that sends men or women to escort you to things or am I completely out of touch?
Someone who goes out for dinner or to the theatre or something with you to spend some time with you and shit. My mate used to do it. Usually older people who want some company.
My dad had an escort to business socials who was friends with my mum because she hated going, a company we sell furniture from has their top 50 sellers go to places like Gleneagles and Ascot every year and he takes aunt liz, who isnt actually an aunt, ive met her once. But since escort means prostitute im not sure what to call her now.
Dad said its good for business
Dad said its good for business
By Pele.gif Go To PostFucking hellI've just found one with Anna Kendrick's jawline. I'm in too deep.
watered moments
FF getting well into escorts as we speak lads
By Mr Cola Go To PostMy dad had an escort to business socials who was friends with my mum because she hated going, a company we sell furniture from has their top 50 sellers go to places like Gleneagles and Ascot every year and he takes aunt liz, who isnt actually an aunt, ive met her once. But since escort means prostitute im not sure what to call her now.
Dad said its good for business
fucking hell you have no idea how much i laughed at this
Am I the only person who doesn't understand full body stockings? It doesn't look sexy, it looks ridiculous.
By Facism Go To PostQashqai, the signature vehicle of bitch wives the world over.Fuck off Facism, I can't afford a GT-86 so whatever.
By Mr Cola Go To PostMy dad had an escort to business socials who was friends with my mum because she hated going, a company we sell furniture from has their top 50 sellers go to places like Gleneagles and Ascot every year and he takes aunt liz, who isnt actually an aunt, ive met her once. But since escort means prostitute im not sure what to call her now.Fuck
Dad said its good for business
By Mr Cola Go To PostDad said its good for businessTrust your dad on this one.
By Mr Cola Go To PostMy dad had an escort to business socials who was friends with my mum because she hated going, a company we sell furniture from has their top 50 sellers go to places like Gleneagles and Ascot every year and he takes aunt liz, who isnt actually an aunt, ive met her once. But since escort means prostitute im not sure what to call her now.
Dad said its good for business
oh god
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostSpeaking of hookers, I wonder if Suen ever accepted the trans hookup I arranged for him
God suen is just painfully witless
his sentences are basically nonsensical memes strung together
By Yurt Go To PostGod suen is just painfully witless
his sentences are basically nonsensical memes stringed together
but emil sent this m8
By n8 Go To Postrui have you ever spent €100 on anyone called aunt liz
MORTO
By n8 Go To Postrui have you ever spent €100 on anyone called aunt lizNot yet.
By n8 Go To Postbut emil sent this m8
It's a cracking impression