Football Thread 2016 | June | A Month Where Some Of Us Ate Our Words (Page 192)

Who's HUELEN?

By Francis Go To PostI recently got some new sateen bed sheets.

Mmm. They feel so nice.

Remember to change them twice a week, folks.

twice a week? I'm not rich m8

By Phlebas Go To PostWho's HUELEN?

Suen-alt

I have stopped looking at Gaf more or less entirely. Don't miss it.

By Oddinho Go To PostI have stopped looking at Gaf more or less entirely. Don't miss it.

I do it out of habit and video game news seems to break first there. Some of those guys scour the Internet nonstop for rumours and scoops lol.

By Oddinho Go To PostI have stopped looking at Gaf more or less entirely. Don't miss it.

they still break the news most of the time, but yeah threads about opinions are worthless

Anyone's opinion online is worthless to me.

Unless they match my own. Then I get much appreciated validation, thanks.

By jts Go To PostAnyone's opinion online is worthless to me.

Unless they match my own. Then I get much appreciated validation, thanks.

Only way this post gets worse is if it ended with "Yours, Franck"

By Auto Go To PostOnly way this post gets worse is if it ended with "Yours, Franck"

LOL I love you

GAF is good for news, rumours, a few community threads and specialist threads like the PC Build one. Anything else is just asking for trolls and the usual dumb asses with their dumb ass online personas.

By flabber Go To PostFortissimo,

Please understand our concern for you.

We all reach a point in our lives when we must see the world handed to the next generation. Maradona knows that feeling when he watches Messi just as Master Roshi knew it when he trained Goku.

We tell you this because we care.

You and I both know that your titles are uninspired and even bordering on the Eikesque. We've seen thread after thread afflicted with the same withering stupidity in the title, floating up there like an irresponsible child's balloon or a particularly noisome fart. The tone of the thread starts right there at the top, and with your titles the tone says, "We're a bunch of fucking idiots."

Besides, I knew I could slip in a quick jab because, considering your senility, you'd soon forget it anyways.

On behalf of the entire Footy community -

Best of luck and bunches of love,
flabber

(Dictated but not read)

I bring in entertainment

Let's see ff2s thread reach 530 pages this month

#helpme

Picked up The Stand again

Can't remember why I stopped reading it, it's brilliant

By Xpike Go To Postthey still break the news most of the time, but yeah threads about opinions are worthless

Is it really so valuable to you that it breaks there first? Do you want to know how many teraflops the new xbone GPU is 30 minutes before its reported by Eurogamer?

Maybe you do, and you want to see people reacting like

MEGATON

HOLY SHIT

GAME CHANGER

<canned marketing="" phrase="" that="" i'm="" so="" used="" to="" seeing="" it's="" become="" a="" part="" of="" my="" vocabulary="">

I admit there's a little fun in that despite how shameless and embarrassing it is. But I've gotten so sick of the shit opinions and all the other things I hate that I've already listed off.

Stopped going there even for rumours, I usually don't need to go anywhere other than Reddit.

Three gaming subs I use where I catch most things I'm interested in anyways.

Ok it's two, because the vita is dead.

Neogaf has become the toilet of the internet gaming community, everybody goes there and takes dumps. The mods are not able to clean up quickly enough before the toilet overflows, and it has been in this state since before the FootyCommunity was banished for absolutely no good reason.

Heylo!

Got things sorted much quicker than expected, thank God.

Fuck GreaseMan
YAY JOSE

Overwatch is dope af
I got an Xbox One. add me
Value my summer too much for Dark Souls but then Blizzard released this crack.

Need to make some breakfast

Hello Cola.

Hello Atticus. Welcome back man. Fuck Mourinho.

By ATTICUS H Go To PostHeylo!

Got things sorted much quicker than expected, thank God.

Fuck GreaseMan
YAY JOSE

Overwatch is dope af
I got an Xbox One. add me
Value my summer too much for Dark Souls but then Blizzard released this crack.

Need to make some breakfast

Hello Cola.

butwhy.gif

Odd is laser-guided bombing it right now.

Despite everyone who carps about games journalism (with or without the scare quotes applied), despite the mixed bag of visceral exaggeration and compelling cliches, it's still several flights of stairs above the average forum post, even on a stringently moderated forum like GAF.

The draw isn't there any more, and I don't think it would be even if I did still regularly play videogames.

By FootballFan Go To PostI bring in entertainment

Let's see ff2s thread reach 530 pages this month

#helpme

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By Oddinho Go To PostIs it really so valuable to you that it breaks there first? Do you want to know how many teraflops the new xbone GPU is 30 minutes before its reported by Eurogamer?

Maybe you do, and you want to see people reacting like

MEGATON

HOLY SHIT

GAME CHANGER

&lt;canned marketing="" phrase="" that="" i'm="" so="" used="" to="" seeing="" it's="" become="" a="" part="" of="" my="" vocabulary=""&gt;

I admit there's a little fun in that despite how shameless and embarrassing it is. But I've gotten so sick of the shit opinions and all the other things I hate that I've already listed off.

I like it because it's nice having all new news in a list.

But yeah, I usually read the first page and that's it.

Berardi to Juve is almost done, according to Tuttospork. 15M€ + Mandragora, Lapadula and Caprari on loan to Sassuolo.

Sassuolo would be the perfect parking spot for Madragora, I hope the deal goes through.

By Zabojnik Go To PostBerardi to Juve is almost done, according to Tuttospork. 15M€ + Mandragora, Lapadula and Caprari on loan to Sassuolo.

Sassuolo would be the perfect parking spot for Madragora, I hope the deal goes through.

Juve hasn't even signed Lapadula or Caprari. Seems a bit presumptive.

Finally. Bout damn time. Now watch as he leaves next year after not managing to break into the Juve first team.

By flabber Go To PostJuve hasn't even signed Lapadula or Caprari. Seems a bit presumptive.

It does, but it also sounds within reason, given that the Caprari deal at least has been reported as imminent, with all parties in agreement.

Lapadula might take some doing. Sassuolo are a very attractive destination these days and they'll be definitely looking for a legit striker, so ...

Fingers crossed. Not that I really care. Give Sassuolo another 5M€ for Berardi and be done with it, if Lapadula goes to, say, Lazio. We're getting Mimmo for peanuts anyway, when you factor in the 10M€ Sassuolo paid us for his other half last year.

By Oddinho Go To PostFinally. Bout damn time. Now watch as he leaves next year after not managing to break into the Juve first team.

A very real possibility, but at this price it would be a disgrace not to test him.

By Zabojnik Go To PostIt does, but it also sounds within reason, given that the Caprari deal at least has been reported as imminent, with all parties in agreement.

Lapadula might take some doing. Sassuolo are a very attractive destination these days and they'll be definitely looking for a legit striker, so …

Fingers crossed. Not that I really care. Give Sassuolo another 5M€ for Berardi and be done with it, if Lapadula goes to, say, Lazio. We're getting Mimmo for peanuts anyway, when you factor in the 10M€ Sassuolo paid us for his other half last year.

I'm just leery of these sorts of rumors. Similar ones have it that Sassuolo is trying to once again secure Zapata from us, probably on loan, as part of a swap for Vrsaljko, which would include us paying to end Zapata's loan to Udinese prematurely - none of which is impossible, but which sounds precisely like the sort of circuitous chicanery the Italian media in particular love to fantasize over.

Gaf has a FaceBook Like and Share button now?

that's genuinely gross.

By Bold 2 in One Go To PostGaf has a FaceBook Like and Share button now?

that's genuinely gross.

Where?

By Eike Go To PostWhere?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1226373

@Hitch
I quit somewhere In the middle while they're still traveling to that place.

I felt it started dragging so I set it down, does it pick up the pace or?

Can anyone recommend some artists that do just ambient music?

Chill ambient, trippy ambient ?

Shpongle is great for my tastes but I don't think it's for everyone.

I'll look up some more when I get home.

Chill ambient, mainly when at home relaxing.

I'll pm some tonight bro !

By Lupercal Go To PostI'll pm some tonight bro !

Thanks m8

By Phlebas Go To PostChill ambient, mainly when at home relaxing.

Sigur Ros

check out M83's Score for Oblivion

GAF has gone down the drain.
It's popularity being what is actually killing it.

I remember the days when developers shared their ideas and thoughts on the plattform (i.e. David Jaffe, Dude Huge and so on) and had active discussions with a small part of the community and others anonymous members of the industry.
That is all gone now. For every insightful thread in the style of Mama Robotnik's Legacy of Kain retrospectives you get 500 stupid "I feel that blabla is bla. Am I the only one?" threads, 500 threads reiterating news, and 100 threads of vitriolic asshats applauding even bigger vitriolic asshats with youtube-shows regurgatating that the industry is shit, publishers are greedy fucks and everything is terrible.
Other opinions are being drowned out by a circlejerking pack of cunts, the same type of cunts that are being regularly called out as the most vile and disgusting type of human filth in the Off-Topic section. The difference between those who leave vile comments on YouTube and the average neogaf member is rather miniscule.

This doesn't mean the Off-Topic section is any better. The fucks over there are just as radical and unable to have a real open discussion as the Gaming section members.

at least they banned that norwegian cunt wooden

I just finished the GOAT West Wing episode.

Zabo was right.

By Elchele Go To Postat least they banned that norwegian cunt wooden

You cannot ban that which is ever-living.

According to El Mundo Deportivo, Coach Jose Mourinho expressly asked the Red Devils to make Pjanic their number one target.

They now join Juventus, Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain among the clubs looking to pick up the 26-year-old.

However, La Gazzetta dello Sport reports that an internal meeting at Roma, held between sporting director Walter Sabatini and Coach Luciano Spalletti, confirmed the club's intention not to sell the player

did somebody stand up during that meeting to explain a buyout clause by any chance?

Hector Herrera's agent says Napoli's interest in the Porto midfielder may bear fruit next week.

well there you go flabber

By Elchele Go To Postat least they banned that norwegian cunt wooden

Had to commit full on account suicide before either did that.

I got alts if I actually want to post. Rarely do though, only posts from me is in pics that makes you laugh thread which is still good, and then whenever I need recommendations for a product (due to the pure user base size, it's good for different views on pc hardware, headphones and so on).

By Zabojnik Go To PostBerardi to Juve is almost done, according to Tuttospork. 15M€ + Mandragora, Lapadula and Caprari on loan to Sassuolo.

Sassuolo would be the perfect parking spot for Madragora, I hope the deal goes through.

Mandragora being used as a bargaining chip

By Oddinho Go To PostI have stopped looking at Gaf more or less entirely. Don't miss it.

whaaaat

ive been supporting your ds3 lore thread all this time for naught. Good man. I don't miss it too, not like I posted outside our OT anyway

By Yurt Go To Postwell there you go flabber

We shall see.

Still, it's difficult to be excited for what will surely amount to a squad player, especially considering Sarri's reluctance to rotate.

I'm currently more piqued by the recent whispers of an interest in El Ghazi. He has all the precautionary indications of Eredivisie-derived failure, and yet we need someone like him to be our right-aligned Mertens and potentially a future replacement for Callejon.

But, really, seriously, don't shake me from my aestivating slumber until we're strongly linked with an outstanding CB.

Welcome back atticus

I dunno, I really do lke gaf, I dont really post there alot but one of the draws I've found and still do find is that the people are so different (to me and the people I would normally interact with), from they way think, communicate, outlook on life etc. I just sometimes finding it nice to engage with people I just normally come into contact with.

Zlatan on his club selection: "I want you to write your stories so I will be entertained because I want to hear who can make the best story. When I get tired of it I'll let you know where I am going."

cunt

By Kidjr Go To PostI dunno, I really do lke gaf, I dont really post there alot but one of the draws I've found and still do find is that the people are so different (to me and the people I would normally interact with), from they way think, communicate, outlook on life etc. I just sometimes finding it nice to engage with people I just normally come into contact with.

I agree. I just don't meet enough agoraphobics, conspiracy theorists, Japanophiles, paedophiles, MRAs, virgins, and 13-year-olds in my daily affairs.

By FlutterPuffs Go To Postcunt

I

told

you.

he does this every summer, it's just more entertaining when United fans and their Mittens fall for it.

By flabber Go To PostWe shall see.

Still, it's difficult to be excited for what will surely amount to a squad player, especially considering Sarri's reluctance to rotate.

I'm currently more piqued by the recent whispers of an interest in El Ghazi. He has all the precautionary indications of Eredivisie-derived failure, and yet we need someone like him to be our right-aligned Mertens and potentially a future replacement for Callejon.

But, really, seriously, don't shake me from my aestivating slumber until we're strongly linked with an outstanding CB.

any attacking player with less than 20 goals per season over there should be disregarded

GAF is probably the best gaming community

By Auto Go To PostGAF is probably the best gaming community

And chlamydia is probably the best STD.