Shanks that was adorable hahah. It always gets me when kids say smart/advanced shit like that
just the other day I was telling my neighbour's kid that he should get himself a girlfriend in school (he's 6-7 I think) and he fired back with "NO! GIRLS AND BOYS HATE EACH OTHER"
"what about your mum and dad?"
"our house is the exception"
I probably shouldn't tell him that they're getting a divorce then
just the other day I was telling my neighbour's kid that he should get himself a girlfriend in school (he's 6-7 I think) and he fired back with "NO! GIRLS AND BOYS HATE EACH OTHER"
"what about your mum and dad?"
"our house is the exception"
I probably shouldn't tell him that they're getting a divorce then
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostI love tintin. Never seen the cartoon and movie though, felt that the 'quietness' of the comic is lost in them.Both the cartoon and the movie were pretty damn great but yeah nothing beats the comics.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI had to do a test with a 7 year old student today. I have been her teacher for the last three years, but have known her since she was 4.Wait until she's 18 then fuck her
Me: What is something you want to do when you are in your 20s?
J: I want to get married with a boy and have a baby(proceeds to show the baby bump, then puts her feet on the chair and starts to show a baby popping out)
I am dying at this point, and there is no way I am writing this answer down. I tell her come up with something else.
J: I want to go to a club, then I can dance like this(proceeds to start dancing)
I start cracking up and tell her no, give me one more example.
J: I want to drink alcohol.
I am dead at this point. I ask her how she knows this and she says her grandmother lets her watch 18+ dramas.
I finally tell her just to say she wants to drive a car.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostWhy would Pogba be in it when he's moving to United
The funniest thing is that the English papers only know Pogba because he previously played for United, otherwise they would have no idea who this Serie A bum is.
@Yurt. really? haha, poor kid. In for a life of disappointment. :(((
edit: It was a lot better when I asked her what she would do if she was president and she said "I would make more police because there are a lot of bad men around. There are no police close to my home, so I want to protect my family"
I don't know if I would have known what a prime minister was when I was 7.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostJuve Brosas it stands it's the same XI with Alves
How do you think the X1 is shaping up?
Buffon
BBR
Alves-Sami-Pogba-Stuaro-ASDP
Dybala-Mandz
Or
Buffon
Alves-BB-Evra
????-Sami-Pogba
Berardi-Mandz-Dybala
or
Buffon
BBR
Alves-Pogba-Sami-ASDP
Berardi
Dybala-Mandz
I really have no idea, what Juve is gonna look like.
Buffon
etc
Alves - Stop-gap-signing-till-Marchisio - Pogba - stop-gap-signing-till-someone-figures-out-how-to-revive-Sami - Alex Sandro Del Piero
???? / Mandz - Dybala
bench: Berardi
<3
hard to tell now honestly, a lot can change from now till august! Way too many question marks need to be resolved first
I just want to force Berardi into the X1.
I would love to see a Dybala-Berardi pairing up front. I think they could be unstoppable. Berardi could easily be a 25 goals a season striker if he didn't have to worry about defensive duties.
I would love to see a Dybala-Berardi pairing up front. I think they could be unstoppable. Berardi could easily be a 25 goals a season striker if he didn't have to worry about defensive duties.
I have Auto on ignore, but was wondering what he had said. So switched to a different browser.
Yep, he won't be coming off ignore anytime soon.
Yep, he won't be coming off ignore anytime soon.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI just want to force Berardi into the X1.one thing is for sure, he'll be much more productive than wide-Morata and Cuadrado now with FUCKING ALVES by his side.
I would love to see a Dybala-Berardi pairing up front. I think they could be unstoppable. Berardi could easily be a 25 goals a season striker if he didn't have to worry about defensive duties.
speaking of Alves, I don't think it's a done deal yet, I feel like PSG is his most likely destination.
By Yurt Go To Postone thing is for sure, he'll be much more productive than wide-Morata and Cuadrado now with FUCKING ALVES by his side.
speaking of Alves, I don't think it's a done deal yet, I feel like PSG is his most likely destination.
I never know what to think when I read XXX has bought a house in YYY. Maybe he and Pogba should have just done a house swap.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI never know what to think when I read XXX has bought a house in YYY. Maybe he and Pogba should have just done a house swap.
lies all lies
By Yurt Go To Post
lies all lies
Espanyol are gonna be so disappointed,
fucking auto lol,
Shanks I think everyone would know who Pogba is, just like everyone knows who Verrati, Dybala, etc.
He is one of the best in that age range especially.
Shanks I think everyone would know who Pogba is, just like everyone knows who Verrati, Dybala, etc.
He is one of the best in that age range especially.
By Kidjr Go To Postfucking auto lol,
Shanks I think everyone would know who Pogba is, just like everyone knows who Verrati, Dybala, etc.
He is one of the best in that age range especially.
Does anyone in Italy even know who Verratti is? :(((
English papers only get excited about Serie A players when they are linked to Barca or RM, because they know English clubs won't get them and want to see the sweet, sweet tears of fans.
Edit: English papaers only started to rate Pirlo after he scored a penalty against England, like they were completely unaware of the previous 12 years of dominance in Italy.
By Yurt Go To PostZazo looks like we aren't getting IconOh? PSG finally had enough? :D
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI really have no idea, what Juve is gonna look like.With Berardi and possibly another top-ish shelf midfielder incoming, I think our starting XI will vary a fair bit next season.
The certainties are Buffon, BBC, Alex Sandro and Dani Alves (I'm 90% he's coming) on the flanks, Pogba in the midfield and Dybala up front.
Allegri is probably readying two base formations. A 4-X-X one, where Dani Alves plays as RB and links up with Berardi in the midfield and Dybala up front, and the usual 3-5-2 one, where Dani Alves replaces / alternates with Lichtsteiner and Berardi is either power subbed in or warms the bench.
It really depends on what happens with Morata / Zaza and whether we do in fact manage to snatch a top midfielder from somewhere.
By Mister0079 Go To Postwhat a legendIncredible.
some more from a translated article here
By Zabojnik Go To PostOh? PSG finally had enough? :D
With Berardi and possibly another top-ish shelf midfielder incoming, I think our starting XI will vary a fair bit next season.
The certainties are Buffon, BBC, Alex Sandro and Dani Alves (I'm 90% he's coming) on the flanks, Pogba in the midfield and Dybala up front.
Allegri is probably readying two base formations. A 4-X-X one, where Dani Alves plays as RB and links up with Berardi in the midfield and Dybala up front, and the usual 3-5-2 one, where Dani Alves replaces / alternates with Lichtsteiner and Berardi is either power subbed in or warms the bench.
It really depends on what happens with Morata / Zaza and whether we do in fact manage to snatch a top midfielder from somewhere.
I have no idea why Italy consider the likes of Berardi and SES as midfielders. The two best inside forwards Italy has produced in a long time. Only in Italy.
edit: If SES doesn't start for Italy then we deserve to crash and burn.
By Zabojnik Go To PostOh? PSG finally had enough? :DI wouldn't mind getting rid of both of them (less so Morata but if it means getting a top class already-made striker...)
With Berardi and possibly another top-ish shelf midfielder incoming, I think our starting XI will vary a fair bit next season.
The certainties are Buffon, BBC, Alex Sandro and Dani Alves (I'm 90% he's coming) on the flanks, Pogba in the midfield and Dybala up front.
Allegri is probably readying two base formations. A 4-X-X one, where Dani Alves plays as RB and links up with Berardi in the midfield and Dybala up front, and the usual 3-5-2 one, where Dani Alves replaces / alternates with Lichtsteiner and Berardi is either power subbed in or warms the bench.
It really depends on what happens with Morata / Zaza and whether we do in fact manage to snatch a top midfielder from somewhere.
not sure who that top class striker is.....is there ANYBODY available anyway...might as well fork out to keep the softie
By Yurt Go To PostI wouldn't mind getting rid of both of them (less so Morata but if it means getting a top class already-made striker…)
Totti is a free agent.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36445879 Former high-ranking Fifa officials Sepp Blatter, Jerome Valcke and Markus Kattner awarded themselves pay rises and bonuses worth $80m (£55m) over five years, say Fifa lawyers.
Football's governing body revealed the contracts of ex-president Blatter, fired ex-secretary general Valcke and sacked former finance director Kattner one day after a Swiss police raid.
Its lawyers said there was evidence that the trio made "a coordinated effort" to "enrich themselves" between 2011 and 2015.
Can we please see some prison time for these cunts?
Football's governing body revealed the contracts of ex-president Blatter, fired ex-secretary general Valcke and sacked former finance director Kattner one day after a Swiss police raid.
Its lawyers said there was evidence that the trio made "a coordinated effort" to "enrich themselves" between 2011 and 2015.
Can we please see some prison time for these cunts?
By Yurt Go To PostMichael Owen tier move
You are such an Auto tier poster.
Where is that ignore button.
edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU9gE9NnlK8
found a new Pirlo video. gosh, he has given me so many many hard ons over the years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9vLXUFDTYU
14 seconds into this 23 minute video and I know it is gonna be my new favourite video of all time. :)))
14 seconds into this 23 minute video and I know it is gonna be my new favourite video of all time. :)))
By Yurt Go To PostI will truly truly miss Totti and everything (cuntish) he stands for
7 minutes in and now come the defenders.
By Yurt Go To PostI wouldn't mind getting rid of both of them (less so Morata but if it means getting a top class already-made striker…)There isn't, at least not someone we can afford. Which is why Marotta is trying his damndest to keep Morata, even if it means overpaying for him.
not sure who that top class striker is…..is there ANYBODY available anyway…might as well fork out to keep the softie
Marry keeps saying we'll try to get Real to let go of that buyback clause, but I'm pretty sure he'd settle for another year of status quo.
I still think he's going back to Real in the end, especially with that transfer market ban looming over their heads, which is going to be a bitch for us.
As I've said before, we absolutely can't afford to show up in CL with a strike force of Mandzu, Dybala, Zaza and Berardi. We just can't.
'Pimps and Hos' Math Test Earns Eighth Grade Teacher a Time Out.
This teacher gets a D- in racial sensitivity and an F in common sense.
A teacher at an Alabama middle school has been placed on administrative leave after it was discovered she distributed a questionable math quiz last Friday to her students that referenced gang-related activities like drive-by shootings, cocaine and prostitution.
By Zabojnik Go To PostThere isn't, at least not someone we can afford. Which is why Marotta is trying his damndest to keep Morata, even if it means overpaying him.
I still think he's going back to Real in the end, especially with that transfer market ban looming over their heads, which is going to be a bitch for us.
As I've said before, we absolutely can't afford to show up in CL with a strike force of Mandzu, Dybala, Zaza and Berardi. We just can't.
I would love if Juve said fuck it, and just decided to offer 70-80 mil for Lewa. After all, this less than what Juve earned in the CL this year.
By Yurt Go To PostI feel like Lewy is bound to Madrid sooner or later
he's got that Madrid CF profile going for him
Sure, but Juve should fucking dig into their inner Lapo and try and get him.
By FortunéFaded Go To Posthttp://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36445879 Former high-ranking Fifa officials Sepp Blatter, Jerome Valcke and Markus Kattner awarded themselves pay rises and bonuses worth $80m (£55m) over five years, say Fifa lawyers.Absolutely disgusting.
Football's governing body revealed the contracts of ex-president Blatter, fired ex-secretary general Valcke and sacked former finance director Kattner one day after a Swiss police raid.
Its lawyers said there was evidence that the trio made "a coordinated effort" to "enrich themselves" between 2011 and 2015.
Can we please see some prison time for these cunts?
Infantino is a slimy cunt too.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI would love if Juve said fuck it, and just decided to offer 70-80 mil for Lewa. After all, this less than what Juve earned in the CL this year.Not going to happen, best to just forget about it. Maybe in 5-10 years, if our revenue keeps growing at a satisfying rate (which it won't, because we'll hit the ceiling set by the commercial shittiness of Serie A sooner rather than later).
Our short term goal should be to keep dominating in Italy, keep doing well in CL (possibly lift that accursed trophy one of these years, even if it's by sheer luck) and getting to the point where we can afford to spend 30-40M€ on a couple of soon-to-be top players per summer mercato session.
By Zabojnik Go To PostNot going to happen, best to just forget about it. Maybe in 5-10 years, if our revenue keeps growing at a satisfying rate (which it won't, because we'll hit the ceiling set by the commercial shittiness of Serie A sooner rather than later).
Our short term goal should be to keep dominating in Italy, keep doing well in CL (possibly lift that accursed trophy one of these years, even if it's by sheer luck) and getting to the point where we can afford to spend 30-40M€ on a couple of soon-to-be top players per summer mercato session.
That is the thing that has always annoyed me about Arsenal, and I think your thinking is bad as well.
Spending and winning generates revenue.
Sponsors want to be associated with the biggest and best names in the sport. They want to be associated with winners, the teams that go far in the CL.
The only ceiling for a team like Juve is their own ambition.
Why buy soon to be players when Juve should be buying world class stars. Nedved, Buffon, Thuram, Canna.
By Yurt Go To PostI feel like Lewy is bound to Madrid sooner or laterI was convinced he was off to Madrid before he signed for Bayern. He has that smell about him.
he's got that Madrid CF profile going for him
By LFMartins86 Go To PostThe Copa America starts today?only usmnt vs colombia today
think its tomorrow for yuro time
I have been called a Gosling by a few Korean yeojaes.
Never heard of any of them. England are not gonna win anything with those lot.
By Francis Go To Post
Never heard of any of them. England are not gonna win anything with those lot.
By Francis Go To Postseems that team was picked based on FM 2004
By Xpike Go To Postonly usmnt vs colombia todayI want to watch Costa Rica if Ruiz is playing.
think its tomorrow for yuro time
By LFMartins86 Go To PostI want to watch Costa Rica if Ruiz is playing.tomorrow against Paraguay, he's our captain so always plays