De Gea: "Atletico deserved to win the Champions League more than Real Madrid."Yes, David!
Lifetime contract.
By Oddinho Go To PostThe younger bro has Asperger's but there's more hope for him as he actually has a decent programming job, he'll eventually meet a girl who enjoys his quirks.I actually have Asperger's, but I'm more akin to the older brother. I might be truly fucked.
Big bro is one of my best friends, for a while it was personal reasons (he won't sleep with anyone he's not absolutely in love with) but he's been unemployed for so long, sitting at home playing games and working on silly programming projects, he never has a chance to meet any girls and has no desire at all to get a love interest.
The sad thing is that he's an extremely, tremendously nice and intelligent person, no joke he's brilliant. He's gentle like a caring mother and definitely not ugly. Girls have liked him in the past he just missed his opportunities earlier and if you sit at home doing nothing new opportunities aren't gonna come.
By Phlebas Go To PostJust realized the ref in todays game is Hungarian lol.
Congrats on the win France.
France will beat Romania anyways I figure. A loss from them would be a fun start of the tournament though. And for my favourite team Albania of course. I've been listening to NRG Radio all day.
By Linius Go To PostFrance will beat Romania anyways I figure. A loss from them would be a fun start of the tournament though. And for my favourite team Albania of course. I've been listening to NRG Radio all day.If there was any doubt innit.
Yeah it will be tough regardless, we'll sit back and try to hit them on the counter.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostManchester United is a football club.Yes, a poorly run one, thats the point.
Not a 40 year old alcoholic and Pogba his estranged ex-wife.
Christ, this isn't Rocket Surgery
Embolo will join Manchester United instead of RB Leipzig according to the latter's regional media.
What a time.
What a time.
People have been pointing out that the Euro 2016 mascot Super Victor shares his name with a dildo. http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/tv/576/http://i.imgur.com/MwAO7Gi.jpg?1
For people who want to experience the
By Francis Go To PostEmbolo will join Manchester United instead of RB Leipzig according to the latter's regional media.imagine if he chose RB Leipzig instead of us.
What a time.
Imagine
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostYes, a poorly run one, thats the point.The reason while Im ok with Pogba is that at least its a marquee signing that makes sense.
Christ, this isn't Rocket Surgery
Pogba isn't coming. They could fork up £200 million and it still wouldn't make a difference.
He is going to either Real Madrid or Barcelona.
It hurts, badly, but that is the reality of the situation.
SAF fucked it.
He is going to either Real Madrid or Barcelona.
It hurts, badly, but that is the reality of the situation.
SAF fucked it.
Best chance we had to buying Pogba in a long while, though.
Also only Real. Barca dont have the money or intention to fork it for him.
Also only Real. Barca dont have the money or intention to fork it for him.
By Hitch Go To PostHow much did you pay Skeletor to throw the tournament?
By Elchele Go To PostGot my hearth broken tonight. feels awful 😞A good mason's expensive, innit.
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostThis would be our chance, especially since he's well over Real's melanin level requirements
Can we stop pretending that it's a legitimate criteria.
By flabber Go To PostA good mason's expensive, innit.
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1. Ibra has been prevented by the Sweden camp to fly to Manchester to complete the deal. So we'll have to wait on that one but it's all but conifrmed. “Players have their leisure time on the schedule – there’s nothing I can control. But it would not be OK for Zlatan to fly to Manchester.”
2. I'd love to sign Embolo.
2. I'd love to sign Embolo.
Can Breel pick out a pass or is he a smashthroughthewall inside forward?
Still think we need more playmakers
Still think we need more playmakers
I wish everybody understood italian so they could listen to audio clips from roman radios regarding the Pjanic situation.
Tears, real tears.
Tears, real tears.
By ATTICUS H Go To PostCan Breel pick out a pass or is he a smashthroughthewall inside forward?
Still think we need more playmakers
The former. He's quick as fuck and an all round 6'1 beast. Ideal for countering.
By Zabojnik Go To PostI wish everybody understood italian so they could listen to audio clips from roman radios regarding the Pjanic situation.You're enjoying it Zabo , aren't you.
Tears, real tears.
By Laboured Go To PostThe former. He's quick as fuck and an all round 6'1 beast. Ideal for countering.Congrats Leipzig on your respective league's title.
Embolo D'or
By Phlebas Go To PostYou're enjoying it Zabo , aren't you.To the point where I'm starting to feel bad about it ...
... but not really.
I'm not even a huge Pjanic fan, but some of the troglodytes calling in to these local radios ... looool.
By FootballFan Go To PostRakitic straight swap for PogbaYou'll get Andre Gomes and you'll like it.
Juve pls
By AnakinSkyscraper Go To PostDeutschland wird gewinnen, es ist gewusst.
wonderbra!!
All the boring British stereotypes I get from British shows like the Office and Eddie Izzard has come true this afternoon.
"Stevens, my boss that is" I must've heard as an excuse at least fifty times.
Not sure if it's the "countryside" (Leatherhead) or just people who can't be arsed because it's Friday (that probably includes me as well I guess).
"Stevens, my boss that is" I must've heard as an excuse at least fifty times.
Not sure if it's the "countryside" (Leatherhead) or just people who can't be arsed because it's Friday (that probably includes me as well I guess).
By Facism Go To Postwonderbra!!Germany will crumble in the quarters opening up the path for a terrible match between Italy and Spain. Spain will of course progress to the final where they themselves will crumble against an inferior side such England.
can't shake the feeling England will be on the first Eurostar home
Amelie is a wonderful film, Audrey Tautou is amazingly adorable
Amelie is a wonderful film, Audrey Tautou is amazingly adorable
By Francis Go To PostEmbolo will join Manchester United instead of RB Leipzig according to the latter's regional media.
What a time.
Embolo's got a great name to yell out for a goal. Do it Mitch...er Woodward
Just got Ukraine in the work sweepstakes. Kill me.
Should have done one here.
Still time. I have an hour free. Who's in?
Should have done one here.
Still time. I have an hour free. Who's in?
We can make it more fun by divvying out money to the wooden spoon, biggest hammering, top scorers, best and longest distance thunderbstard and dirtiest team #sharetheload
By n8 mile (ft. sueninem) Go To PostJust got Ukraine in the work sweepstakes. Kill me.
Should have done one here.
Still time. I have an hour free. Who's in?
I got Spain and Turkey (we're a small firm).
Pretty pleased with that.
Listen, lads.
24 entrants. 3 quid each.
Winners get 30.
Wooden spoon (worst overall record) gets 10.
Biggest loss (on goals against; 1-6 wins over 0-5) gets 8
If your country provides top goalscorer, gets 8
Team that scores the longest distance goal gets 8
Team with the most cards (with reds counting double) gets 8
tell me this is good
go on leds
24 entrants. 3 quid each.
Winners get 30.
Wooden spoon (worst overall record) gets 10.
Biggest loss (on goals against; 1-6 wins over 0-5) gets 8
If your country provides top goalscorer, gets 8
Team that scores the longest distance goal gets 8
Team with the most cards (with reds counting double) gets 8
tell me this is good
go on leds
Maybe instead of longest distance goal, you have team who kept most clean sheets (followed by goals conceded in case of a draw).
By NinjaFridge Go To PostFounders Edition 1070 or wait?Wait for MSI
By Auto Go To PostWait for MSIGoing to do that. I've been waiting on these cards for months now, I can wait a bit longer. I think.
By FortunéFaded Go To PostMaybe instead of longest distance goal, you have team who kept most clean sheets (followed by goals conceded in case of a draw).
But we all know that's gonna be spain
who is gonna put money on a steven davis gesundcunter
By LFMartins86 Go To PostI´m in. How would we do the payments?
Paypal me? I'll bang it in my savings account (current total £0) and transfer it back as and when people win things
And claim all that nawty interest
