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By Yaya Scabrogo Go To Postimagine celebrating the title of your club on your bus


and then you run over the cup

By inky Go To PostImagine losing the title at home in the 93rd minute with one more player on the pitch for the last 25 minutes. After missing a penalty.

Incredible.

By Gurthang Go To Postwhen did that happen?

By Woodenpapangus Go To PostImagine storming the pitch thinking you've won the league

and then you haven't lol

By Pennywise Go To PostA satire magazine made a picture about it, after Assauer got diagnosed with Alzheimer.
"Assauer lucky, Schalke finally won the league" along with a picture of the last win from 50+ years ago.

God those scenes back in the day we're glorious.All those crying Schalke fans being totally crushed.
Imagine something like this happened to Bröndby.
What a great time that was.

By Pennywise Go To PostA satire magazine made a picture about it, after Assauer got diagnosed with Alzheimer.
"Assauer lucky, Schalke finally won the league" along with a picture of the last win from 50+ years ago.

God those scenes back in the day we're glorious.All those crying Schalke fans being totally crushed.
Imagine something like this happened to Bröndby.
What a great time that was.

By GQman2121 Go To PostThese DRJays ads are really riding that fine Google line here at Slaent. Sugar tits in the red is really pulling off that stripper look well.

Also, Silicon Valley is pretty terrible but I keep watching it between VEEP and GoT out of habbit. HBO really don't have many programs that appeal to me right now. Vice Principals looks decent I guess.

By Woodenpapangus Go To PostImagine storming the pitch thinking you've won the league

and then you haven't lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTX1r1oy9DA

By inky Go To PostImagine losing the title at home in the 93rd minute with one more player on the pitch for the last 25 minutes. After missing a penalty.

Incredible.

By GQman2121 Go To PostVEEP

By Yaya Scabrogo Go To Postmosquera saved them

legend

i think if they had scored there the floodgates would have opened on pachuca

By GQman2121 Go To PostSilicon Valley

By inky Go To PostFloodgates should've opened regardless. Pachuca had nothing all match.

Mosquera and Conejo saved them. Can't believe he is fucking 43 #OldMenFinal

By GQman2121 Go To PostRichard is just so neurotic and I want to fight Big Head and Bachman.

By Xpike Go To Postshe doesnt look that good either

By Pennywise Go To PostImagine something like this happened to Bröndby.

While the priority would be to sell Pjanic abroad (Chelsea), Roma may well turn to Juventus if they cannot find a better deal. Apparently the Bianconeri are willing to offer up to €35m along with one between Simone Zaza, Roberto Pereyra, and Kwadwo Asamoah.

By Facism Go To Postwhat a time, yurt.

May 5, 2002, was one of the most memorable days in the history of Serie A. Antonio Labbate recalls the events of that afternoon when Juventus pipped Inter and Roma to the title.

“There is little to say, we’re enjoying this. This is for the disappointment of two years ago at Perugia and there is someone watching who was at Perugia…” It wasn’t just what Antonio Conte said as Juventus celebrated their 2002 Scudetto at the Stadio Friuli, it was the manner in which he spoke as his words screamed with a mix of satisfaction and vengeance.

The target for Conte’s rant was Marco Materazzi, the Inter defender who two years previously, according to the present Juve tactician, “acted with little respect” when his Perugia side beat the Old Lady 1-0 following a dramatic Umbrian rainstorm that saw Lazio crowned champions on the final day of the season. Now 24 months later, it was Conte’s turn to celebrate Matrix’s Nerazzurri Scudetto suicide.

The war of words continued over the next few days. “Conte should buy himself a new wig with his championship bonus,” blasted Materazzi. A jibe which the midfielder had a response for: “I’d like to remind Mr Materazzi that nobody uses wigs anymore. You can have a hair transplant now, but, unfortunately for him, brain transplants still don’t exist.”

Such animosity was to be expected following the unforgettable events of that Sunday afternoon of May 5. Hector Cuper’s Inter started the day in pole position to win their first Scudetto for 13 years, a point clear of Juventus and two ahead of Roma. By the end of it, Juventus were champions, Roma had moved up into second and the Nerazzurri were only left with the preliminaries of the Champions League.

Juventus, who took a gamble the previous summer with the sale of Zinedine Zidane and the recall of boss Marcello Lippi, started the afternoon brightly. Within minutes, David Trezeguet scored his 24th goal of the season – with no penalties – from only his 75th shot of the campaign on target to put the Old Lady 1-0 up at Udinese and a point clear of Inter. Soon after, Alessandro Del Piero doubled their lead.

With a victory already seemingly in the bag, all the focus moved to the surreal surroundings of the Stadio Olimpico where a section of the Lazio fans were urging Inter on – given the unappetising scenario of the Biancocelesti actually aiding a title triumph for Juventus or, much to their horror, city rivals Roma.

Former capital striker Christian Vieri, passed fit after an ankle issue, eased such fears for the Biancocelesti faithful on 12 minutes with a goal – celebrated by President Massimo Moratti with the sign of the cross – that sent Inter back to the top. Luigi Di Biagio did the same again soon after when he cancelled out Karel Poborsky’s temporary equaliser.

But Inter would only be virtual champions for another 10 minutes once the second halves began after a calamitous collapse which saw Lazio run out 4-2 winners. To make matters worse, Antonio Cassano gave Roma a 1-0 win at Torino to ensure second place for the Giallorossi.

“I am tired, fed up and angry,” stated Moratti. “Today no fan of Inter wants to hear words of consolation and I’m no different.”

A tearful Ronaldo, who would quit the club for Real Madrid just months later, added: “The bitterness for the title defeat was even greater because the finish line was so close. Disappointment seems to be my partner in life. In a matter of moments our dreams vanished, overtaken by reality which seemed even harder to believe.”

In truth, Inter had been on the slide in April and the turning point of the campaign came a few weeks earlier. A late strike at Piacenza by Pavel Nedved, who was given a free role as that campaign progressed, saw Juventus close the gap on the Beneamata after the latter’s controversial draw at Chievo. La Signora’s five-game winning streak at the end of the season was what made the difference and underlined their unique DNA. “They are a dragon with seven heads,” stated Giovanni Trapattoni. “You cut one off and another immediately sprouts up.”

While Juventus celebrated and Inter sobbed, Roma regretted. They were winter champions at the half way mark and looked good to win back-to-back titles until their death in Venice. “I have no doubts,” stated Fabio Capello. “We lost the title at Venezia. They were already relegated when we faced them, but we could only draw 2-2.”

“I am tired, fed up and angry,” stated Moratti. “Today no fan of Inter wants to hear words of consolation and I’m no different.”

By Woodenpapangus Go To PostImagine storming the pitch thinking you've won the league

and then you haven't lol

New York City FC's Andrea Pirlo is 'not disappointed' about missing Euro 2016: 'Antonio Conte is right'.

The midfielder has enjoyed a status as an unquestioned starter for the Azzurri for a decade, but at 37, he was deemed unfit to make the current European squad.

“I spoke with the Coach and I already knew what I had to do, and what he had to do too,” Pirlo told Sky Sports. “There is no disappointment.

“I was always in touch with him during this season. These are decisions that are taken on both sides. He's the Coach, and it's only right that he should decide what's best for him.

“I hope that Italy win the Euros, although other teams have better odds, like Germany, Spain and France. It's going to be a good tournament, let's hope my teammates can take the trophy home.”

By Phlebas Go To PostWired.

The current length isn't very long and I'd like to use the trimmer to get it down before using a razor.

Game Informer on Blood and Wine: It also has plenty nods to Geralt and his friends that longtime fans are sure to enjoy. You never know when a past character may make an appearance or be mentioned

By Linius Go To PostI've been on an island the past weekend, sailing. Good stuff

By Baconsaurus Go To Postgreat choice for our only mod

By Baconsaurus Go To Postgreat choice for our only mod

By Yurt Go To PostTorino President Urbano Cairo won't sign Ciro Immobile from Sevilla: 'His attitude isn't right' :lol what a bellend truly

Spalletti wants to keep Iturbe (lol), so yeah, either Pjanic or Ninja is gonna leave then, if not both.

doesn't sound like Napoli is getting Davy Klaassen either.

Daily Mirror: Liverpool is going all in for Higuain. Good luck with that, you're gonna have pay the #FullAmount