By Francis Go To PostBoth the Italian and Portuguese Éder are terrible.
Despite scoring.
Yet she was granted a restraining order by the court. It still doesn't look very good.
Well she showed up later with a bruise, of course they will?
By Woodenpapangus Go To Post#toobeautifulLord have mercy.
New York City vs. Orlando City is on. The quality of play is abysmal.
Pirlo's assist and Villa's goal was nice enough, though.
Pirlo's assist and Villa's goal was nice enough, though.
By Yurt Go To PostWell she showed up later with a bruise, of course they will?It does not work like that.
By rvy Go To PostLord have mercy.
That one looks like Mike Patton if he went on a 2 year meth binge.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostThat one looks like Mike Patton if he went on a 2 year meth binge.you mean when
By Woodenpapangus Go To Post#toobeautifulbad angles tbh. 50ish tbf.
That's the face of someone who would beat up a woman. Also the face of someone who would suck off a dog for a fiver or a bit of meth on the street.
😍
By Francis Go To PostNew York City vs. Orlando City is on. The quality of play is abysmal.It does actually
Pirlo's assist and Villa's goal was nice enough, though.
It does not work like that.
with no lawyer and without him even present
By Yurt Go To Postbad angles tbh. 50ish tbf.
😍
The photo is so old, that it's black and white.
I can post photos of myself when I looked decent too.
By Xpike Go To Postyou mean when
When the meth hits hard
It may have happened. It may not have. Calling someone who has a bruise on her face and who has filed for divorce and a restraining order a lying cunt is pretty unfair.
By Mr Cola Go To PostApparently we are after Reece OxfordI love that song.
For reasons unkown
By n8 Go To PostIt may have happened. It may not have. Calling someone who has a bruise on her face and who has filed for divorce and a restraining order a lying cunt is pretty unfair.a lying JT
but thanks, it may or may not, exactly! Lets not shit on him yet
By Mr Cola Go To PostApparently we are after Reece OxfordWill beef up our U21 nicely, then leave for Juve when Mourinho plays Darmian in the middle.
For reasons unkown
Reece Oxford has great potential. He was truly fantastic in West Ham's opening game against Arsenal this past season.
By Fergie Go To PostWill beef up our U21 nicely, then leave for Juve when Mourinho plays Darmian in the middle.Apparently we bid £10m and they want more
I remember hearing about him, didnt he play v Arsenal? Then nothing.
Fergie we're no longer in the young players business, they all cheat on us in the end.
we are all about those damaged goods DILFs now
we are all about those damaged goods DILFs now
By Francis Go To PostReece Oxford has great potential. He was truly fantastic in West Ham's opening game against Arsenal this past season.
By Mr Cola Go To PostApparently we bid £10m and they want moreWas very good vs Arsenal but he is pretty young (16 when he made his debut vs Arsenal) so didn't play much after.
I remember hearing about him, didnt he play v Arsenal? Then nothing.
By Yurt Go To PostFergie we're no longer in the young players business, they all cheat on us in the end.Italian medical team magic works wonders. Evra egg thing is incredible.
we are all about those damaged goods DILFs now
Bringing Ferdinand in as a coach is basically Mourinho's way of telling Giggs to fuck off.
I like it.
I like it.
By Gurthang Go To Post
what the fuck
By GQman2121 Go To PostOlympiacos striker, Alan Pulido, has been kidnapped in Mexico. He and his girlfriend were taken at gunpoint. They've let her go but he remains missing.
http://soccer.nbcsports.com/2016/05/29/breaking-olympiacos-striker-pulido-kidnapped-in-mexico/
Pele, how does this work? I'm assuming you're an expert. In America we just shoot each other; there's no ransom involved. Please advise.
dont know
im not a kidnapper, neither a police man
The way some of you talk about Brasil and some latin american countries sounds like we live in war.
Of course we are in worse condictions than you in the north hemisphere, but we're not that bad.
By Gurthang Go To PostStranger than fiction
By Slizz Go To PostLMAO VIERA LMAO NYCFCDavid Villa shouldn't have missed that penalty...
Orlando equalizer in the 93:45 min with +3 min added time
Griezmann-lite.
By Francis Go To PostDavid Villa shouldn't have missed that penalty…Lol you can hardly blame Villa for that.
Griezmann-lite.
By Slizz Go To PostLol you can hardly blame Villa for that.Of course not. I'm just saying, it must suck knowing that it could've won you the game.
By Slizz Go To PostIt was a blast. I want to drive it more but I'm housesitting and I'm almost positive they wrote down how many miles are on it lol. I can get away with 10 or so. But not enough to get to an expressway and really open that shit up.
Mmm bow bow chick chicka chicka
"Gigi Buffon is staying, Pogba is staying, at least I hope he is…," grimaced Allegri.
"Morata? If I were him, I'd remain at Juventus. Right now he's on international duty and I hope he comes back to Turin afterwards.
"It has been an extraordinary year, the lads were just marvellous. The club too, because we made a lot of changes and lost many important players, so we knew of the difficulties.
"We hit the brakes after the Super Cup and gave the others a bit of a head start in Serie A…
"Juve must always win. The Champions League is the dream for everyone, but last year we did get into the Final."
Allegri looked back over his career and unsurprisingly had an amusing anecdote about ex-Cagliari President Massimo Cellino.
"I had a good rapport with all the Presidents I worked with. Silvio Berlusconi used to say 'If you are the teacher, then I am the Professor.'
"As for Cellino, after 1,000 washes our towels had become purple. When the President saw them, he put one in the opposition locker room.
"He also cannot abide to see the number 17, ever. In the squad list we never had a 17 either, so we always went from 16 to 18."
Purple is considered bad luck among entertainers - and Cellino is in a band - while the number 17 is the Italian equivalent of 13.
:lol I miss himmmmm
From personal a experience of playing against both of those players(Suarez/Benzema); I found it harder to play against him (Benzema) because he was very cute - Rio Ferdinand
Well.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostWell.Oh dear
By Gurthang Go To Postthis is incredible.
Thiago Messi plays a huge role in everyone's life.
Liam Canning @OffsideLiam
There were rumours floating around about Man United being interested in João Mário. He’s just left Jorge Mendes for Kia Joorabchian.
pls dont hate us THAT much :(
By Suen Go To PostNapoli fans are among the last to talk about logic given how they behave like primitive apes. I bet you're on the frontlines - the silverback that leads them all. But hey let's talk about "wasting pixels on nonsensical stuff" because I called you out on your salty shit.That post had been sitting there for hours. It could've sat there for many hours more. You had so much time in which you could've worked on something amusing, something biting, something witty, even just something mean. Instead, you squirt out this squishy little pile of shit while congratulating yourself on your earlier little piles.
Eat a dick.
Next time, m8, don't even bother. No one finds them funny; no one finds them remarkable. No one quotes them; no one cares.
You're a dumb meme around here for a reason. #susan2016
I'm crying for the second time today
flabber please do auto* next time or any of the Arsenal fans
*assuming he still exists
edit: three times, I shouldn't have reread it
flabber please do auto* next time or any of the Arsenal fans
*assuming he still exists
edit: three times, I shouldn't have reread it
Flutter, Francis et al, the only people who have any idea about United's transfer targets are Mourinho and Woodward and possibly Mendes too. I'd stop worrying about what such and such paper is saying and which player has transferred to which agent. There's a big international tournament coming up shortly which will delay a lot of business for a month. Don't turn yourself into a wreck reading these stories. United has the money and Moirinho the cache to attract the right players.
Calma
Calma
By Cleff Go To PostFlutter, Francis et al, the only people who have any idea about United's transfer targets are Mourinho and Woodward and possibly Mendes too. I'd stop worrying about what such and such paper is saying and which player has transferred to which agent. There's a big international tournament coming up shortly which will delay a lot of business for a month. Don't turn yourself into a wreck waiting in who we'll sign.Stop taking the fun out of being a muppet.
To be fair our business last summer was discreet as fuck, a few rumblings but no solid leads, Schneiderlin was literally announced before anyone reported it and Martial was a complete shock, Gaal even said in a presser he was going to sign a surprise and no-one believed him.
Woodward is evolving
Woodward is evolving
By Oddinho Go To PostIs Jorginho playing for Italy? I thought he was Brazilianlol
By Oddinho Go To PostIs Jorginho playing for Italy? I thought he was Brazilian
Family from Italy and moved to Italy young.
But even if that wasn't the case, not exactly a crazy idea. How many players don't play for their "original" home country. Franco Vazquez plays for Italy too.