By rvy Go To PostArsene pussified his entire team. Bunch of soft lads.
But really, football players nowadays are all pussified. Gravesen was the last true hard man.
Made a Cristiano out of Cristina
By Spengo Go To PostGranada's goalkeeper bought a Ferrari today.
By Auto Go To Postwhere do you find these sensational premfaces, Frustrated?
By Yurt Go To PostHe's no Materazzi. He's got an actual brain between his ears.
Made a Cristiano out of Cristina
By Auto Go To Postwhere do you find these sensational premfaces, Frustrated?Steals them from thecoli. Like everyone else.
By Auto Go To Postwhere do you find these sensational premfaces, Frustrated?
By rvy Go To PostSteals them from thecoli. Like everyone else.
By Frustrated_me Go To Post
Watching a doom stream and the player is moving so fast, quite jarring to be honest, seems almost twice as fast as usual fps games.
By Mr Cola Go To PostWatching a doom stream and the player is moving so fast, quite jarring to be honest, seems almost twice as fast as usual fps games.do you mean the og doom or doom 4
By Xpike Go To Postdo you mean the og doom or doom 4The new one, i remember the old doom being quick too, but its something im glad they did away with
By Mr Cola Go To PostWatching a doom stream and the player is moving so fast, quite jarring to be honest, seems almost twice as fast as usual fps games.people were posting some really misleading gifs of that fucking awful Polygon streamer earlier this morning
Top Gossip
Roy Hodgson will call 18-year-old Manchester United striker Marcus Rashford into England's training squad ahead of this summer's European Championship.(Sun)
Arsenal, Manchester United and Manchester City all want Real Madrid's James Rodriguez, but the 24-year-old midfielder will not be allowed to leave the Spanish club. (AS, via International Business Times)
Borussia Monchengladbach midfielder Granit Xhaka, 23, wants his transfer to Arsenal resolved before Euro 2016. (Daily Star)
Arsenal will have a £54.1m summer transfer budget and manager Arsene Wenger will need to sell first if he wants to spend more than that figure. (Evening Standard)
France international Paul Pogba, 23, will turn down a return to Manchester United or switch to Manchester City and stay at Juventus. (Sun)
Former Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher says Rafa Benitez or Roberto Mancini could be successors for sacked Everton manager Roberto Martinez. (Daily Mail)
Everton will consider appointing a sporting director as they plot a new era at Goodison Park following Martinez's exit. (Liverpool Echo)
Former Inter Milan boss Walter Mazzarri is the odds-on favourite to become Watford's new head coach when Quique Sanchez Flores leaves the club. (Watford Observer)
Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has played down speculation linking him with taking over as Manchester United manager. (Daily Mirror)
Leicester City are winning the race to sign Pescara striker Gianluca Lapadula, 26, according to the Serie B outfit's president. (Radio Incontro Olmypia, via Goal.com)
Defender Daryl Janmaat, 26, could be the first player to leave Newcastle United following the club's relegation to the Championship. (Newcastle Chronicle)
Empoli midfielder Piotr Zielinski, 21, is a target for Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp and has already been pictured wearing a Reds shirt. (Daily Star)
England international Eric Dier, 22, says Tottenham need to reward the club's fans by finishing above north London rivals Arsenal this season. (Evening Standard)
On-loan AC Milan striker Fernando Torres, 32, has confirmed he has entered negotiations with Atletico Madrid over a permanent deal. (EFE, via Squawka)
The United States and Mexico are considering a joint bid for the 2026 World Cup and have already won early support from Fifa president Gianni Infantino.(ESPN)
Arsenal midfielder Mikel Arteta, 34, is close to becoming part of coach Pep Guardiola's backroom staff at Manchester City next season. (Manchester Evening News)
Former Southampton striker Dani Osvaldo had his Boca Juniors contract terminated after arguing with coach Guillermo Barros Schelotto and being found smoking in the toilet. (Goal.com)
Timothy Weah, the son of former Fifa World Player of the Year and Ballon d'Or winner George, has signed his first professional contract - with French champions Paris St-Germain. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
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Arsenal defender Hector Bellerin tweeted: "Good luck @ArsenalLadies for your trip to Wembley! Hope it's an amazing experience, it's crazy playing there!" They face Chelsea in Saturday's Women's FA Cup final.
Philippe Coutinho cleaned up at the Liverpool awards nights, with club captain Jordan Henderson writing on Instagram: "Congratulations for winning 4 awards last night, and also everyone else who won awards! Well deserved."Jack Wilshere shared an emotional goodbye with team-mate Tomas Rosicky, whose Arsenal contract expires this summer. Wilshere said: "This guy has been with me since the start of my career, through thick and thin and always showed me the way when things have been tough."
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A street in Manchester has been named after England 1966 World Cup winner Nobby Stiles.(Manchester Evening News)
By Meier Go To PostWoops.
Pass and Move, Move and Pass
Leave the otherteams on their arse
He's an Antrim boy with Anfield for his home..
Brendan Rodgers Libpool's Own
Oh Brendan boy,
The reds the reds are calling,
From the Spion Kop and down to Anfield Road.
You'll put the reds back on their fucking perch again,
On Brendan boy we love, we love you so.
The mighty reds, so hard to beat,
With the ball at our feet,
The opposition come and go,
Brendan's boys they score more goals.
We're gonna shoot we're gonna score and fight,
Rodger's team are gonna win tonight, oh yeah!
Brendan Roger style of football,
and all the players playing tiki taki
Brendan Rodgers style of football
and the players, all the same,
There's a short pass and another one
And a short one then Gerrard long one
And they're all made to play tiki taki
And they all pass just the same.
By Wele.gif Go To PostFucking hella bundesliga player. exactly what any shit english club needs
seeing some Xhaka videos, he is EXACTLY like my pro player on SlaenterFC. 1,85m, lefty, dm, good passer, can hit a missile sometimes, good header, beautiful and cunt.
Just needed a better long hair to be my copy.
What a guy. Hope we get him.
and one of the Baader Meinhof leaders which doesnt make much sense, but made me chuckle. I don't think they get along well.
Former Italy international Dani Osvaldo will reportedly be released by Boca Juniors after smoking in the locker room and taking nude selfies.
By Hitch Go To PostThe DDG debacle where you ended up with NavasOh fuck right off.
How awful
The whole issue was Perez thinking we needed DDG.
I've been wanting Navas as #1 since before casillas left
Ibra to the Galaxy is interesting. He'd wreck MLS in his first year. Would fit right in in LA too. I could see him rolling down Santa Monica Blvd towards the beach now...
By Phlebas Go To PostOh fuck right off.Play Super Metroid.
The whole issue was Perez thinking we needed DDG.
I've been wanting Navas as #1 since before casillas left
By Scum Go To PostPlay Super Metroid.Scum pls
By Cleff Go To PostI don't want Juan to go :(Dont know if he will, he cost us quite a bit of money and has been front and centre of our campaigns,
besides he's been decent despite being played out of position all season
By Phlebas Go To PostScum plsloooooooooooooool
I'm half dead. I thought I had quoted Gurthang.
By Gurthang Go To Postwhat should I do in my free time
I can't think of anything interesting
Everything is boring as hell
Do you have something you always wanted to learn? Start doing it. Learn programming, design or whatever. Or read a book.
Or play counter strike and look at dank menes.
By Scum Go To Postloooooooooooooool#lolspurs and #GoneInNovember has killed you
I'm half dead. I thought I had quoted Gurthang.
rip
By Freewheelin Go To Post#lolspurs and #GoneInNovember has killed youI'll be truly dead when we finish third.
rip
Juve fans, man.
Last summer it was Cuadrado who could never in a million years play as a wingback in our 3-5-2. "He only knows how to attack, can't defend." It turned out he could be made to and do it pretty darn well too, which should've been obvious to anyone who's watched him play at Fiorentina.
This summer we'll more than likely replace Cuadrado with Berardi, and suddenly it is now the latter who's seemingly not suited for our 3-5-2 (which by the way we're not even sure we'll be sticking with), because he's a pure winger and can only play in a 4-3-3.
I guess some Juve fans never watched a single Sassuolo game either. If they did, they'd know that Berardi is a goddman defensive machine. He often makes runs all the way back to the penalty box and presses and tackles like a man possessed for 90 minutes. (That's how he gets the vast majority of yellow and red cards, not by being a hothead.) To the point where his offensive contribution took a nose dive this season, because Di Francesco went overboard and overloaded him with defensive tasks.
In fact, I can't think of a single winger that does the amount of dirty work Berardi does. We'll be fine.
Last summer it was Cuadrado who could never in a million years play as a wingback in our 3-5-2. "He only knows how to attack, can't defend." It turned out he could be made to and do it pretty darn well too, which should've been obvious to anyone who's watched him play at Fiorentina.
This summer we'll more than likely replace Cuadrado with Berardi, and suddenly it is now the latter who's seemingly not suited for our 3-5-2 (which by the way we're not even sure we'll be sticking with), because he's a pure winger and can only play in a 4-3-3.
I guess some Juve fans never watched a single Sassuolo game either. If they did, they'd know that Berardi is a goddman defensive machine. He often makes runs all the way back to the penalty box and presses and tackles like a man possessed for 90 minutes. (That's how he gets the vast majority of yellow and red cards, not by being a hothead.) To the point where his offensive contribution took a nose dive this season, because Di Francesco went overboard and overloaded him with defensive tasks.
In fact, I can't think of a single winger that does the amount of dirty work Berardi does. We'll be fine.
By Zabojnik Go To PostJuve fans, man.
Last summer it was Cuadrado who could never in a million years play as a wingback in our 3-5-2. "He only knows how to attack, can't defend." It turned out he could be made to and do it pretty darn well too, which should've been obvious to anyone who's watched him play at Fiorentina.
This summer we'll more than likely replace Cuadrado with Berardi, and suddenly it is now the latter who's seemingly not suited for our 3-5-2 (which by the way we're not even sure we'll be sticking with), because he's a pure winger and can only play in a 4-3-3.
I guess some Juve fans never watched a single Sassuolo game either. If they did, they'd know that Berardi is a goddman defensive machine. He constantly runs all the way back to the penalty box and presses and tackles like a man possessed for 90 minutes. To the point where his offensive contribution took a nose dive this season, because Di Francesco went overboard and overloaded him with defensive tasks.
In fact, I can't think of a single winger that does the amount of dirty work Berardi does. We'll be fine.
Beautiful post.
By Phlebas Go To PostOh fuck right off.Phlebby pls
The whole issue was Perez thinking we needed DDG.
I've been wanting Navas as #1 since before casillas left
Next season should be stupid, I fully expect Liverpool to push higher, Chelsea cant be as bad, City and us are gonna be major transition, Arsenal will be Arsenal, Spurs if they keep everyone have no reason to be lower, Leicester no fucking idea.
Top4 gonna be fucking stacked.
Top4 gonna be fucking stacked.
By Zabojnik Go To PostJuve fans, man.Words, words, words....
Last summer it was Cuadrado who could never in a million years play as a wingback in our 3-5-2. "He only knows how to attack, can't defend." It turned out he could be made to and do it pretty darn well too, which should've been obvious to anyone who's watched him play at Fiorentina.
This summer we'll more than likely replace Cuadrado with Berardi, and suddenly it is now the latter who's seemingly not suited for our 3-5-2 (which by the way we're not even sure we'll be sticking with), because he's a pure winger and can only play in a 4-3-3.
I guess some Juve fans never watched a single Sassuolo game either. If they did, they'd know that Berardi is a goddman defensive machine. He constantly runs all the way back to the penalty box and presses and tackles like a man possessed for 90 minutes. To the point where his offensive contribution took a nose dive this season, because Di Francesco went overboard and overloaded him with defensive tasks.
In fact, I can't think of a single winger that does the amount of dirty work Berardi does. We'll be fine.
How does Oscar and Matic fit into any of this? That's all that matters. Please have them. Thank you.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostFirst date tonight. Went well.Obviously not if you're posting here and not spelling the Arabic alphabet up her thighs with your nose right now. :P
By Perfect Blue Go To PostFirst date tonight. Went well.What did you tlak about?
By Mr Cola Go To PostWhat did you tlak about?A lot of different stuff. Music, movies, sports politics, etc. Genuinely happy about how it went, I'll see her again next week.
By GQman2121 Go To PostObviously not if you're posting here and not spelling the Arabic alphabet up her thighs with your nose right now. :Plmao in time, brah.
By Gurthang Go To Postwhat should I do in my free timeLearn how to code, seriously. Channel your inner geekdom and start building something, anything.
I can't think of anything interesting
Everything is boring as hell
By Gurthang Go To Postwhat should I do in my free time
I can't think of anything interesting
Everything is boring as hell
I started trying to learn guitar again. Hoping I actually stick with it this time. Enjoying it at the moment and justinguitar is free and great.
I was really bored also. Everything is boring to me now. My attention span is fucked.
By Scum Go To PostWe are so proud of our little Philippe, love mum & dad xxx
