I only finished the first Jak and Daxter. But I can positively say it's better than Ratchet & Clank ever was, piece of shit game. Insomniac are the worst.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostWell yeah. So did RE4, remember that broken piece of shit on PC, before Capcom finally decided to fix it? :disgraceBut the HD version of RE4 is fine. Sort of. Except for the missing PS2 costumes.
SH HD is NOT fine. At all. So you really need the patches and PC versions of the games. Konami should be bombed for releasing those remasters.
In LFC academy news, looks there is a clear out going on. Cleary, O'Hanlon already announced they're leaving. Trickett-Smith expected to follow. Rossiter was in Glasgow today apparently to sort out a transfer to Rangers. Shame he couldn't get an extended run in the first team.
Expecting more to go. Sinclair, Lloyd Jones, Dunn etc.
Expecting more to go. Sinclair, Lloyd Jones, Dunn etc.
By rvy Go To PostBut the HD version of RE4 is fine. Sort of. Except for the missing PS2 costumes.
SH HD is NOT fine. At all. So you really need the patches and PC versions of the games. Konami should be bombed for releasing those remasters.
Can just emulate the ps2 version as well, pretty much as easy as it gets these days. Can also get that to run widescreen.
But yes, konami are shit cunts and Tomm Huelett is the biggest clown in the industry.
Games like REMake, RE2, RE4 and Super Metroid are such sensational reminder of great game/level design. #Memorable
I can't even remember what I did in Crysis 2 and I played that again not too long ago.
I can't even remember what I did in Crysis 2 and I played that again not too long ago.
I'm scared to try the new Blizzard game, each game I play from them takes away months or years off my life.
By Scum Go To PostI can't even remember what I did in Crysis 2 and I played that again not too long ago.
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By Scum Go To PostEveryone should play Super Metroid. #GOAT
It doesn't help that FIFA & PES are the only footy games about either. The death of midtier gaming on consoles is a travesty.
Actua Soccer/Striker 96 the GOAT of midtier football games. They had 2 buttons for slide tackles, one just called 'slide tackle' and one called 'lunge tackle'. Lunge tackle might as well have been called death tackle since it involved players literally shooting across 20 yards, studs raised, to kill the player with the ball. Naturally defence just meant tapping lunge tackle over and over and watching 8 players all at once attempt to decapitate someone.
Throw in Andy Gray's hilarious commentary, players walking around with giant yellow cards above their heads, and a button just called 'kick' and you might as well never play anything else.
By Laboured Go To PostI declare Crysis 2 to have the most incomprehensible plot of any game I have ever played.Played Vanquish?
By Hitch Go To PostPlayed Vanquish?
I don't need to:
A United States Marine Corps Force Recon unit is deployed into New York City by the submarine USS Nautilus to extract former Crynet employee Doctor Nathan Gould, who may have vital information on combating the alien race. However, insertion goes awry - the Ceph, the alien race that is trying to destroy humanity, sinks the sub, and Force Recon Marine "Alcatraz" is left as the only apparent survivor. Delta Force Major Laurence "Prophet" Barnes saves Alcatraz and is forced to kill himself in order for his Nanosuit to assimilate Alcatraz. A recording left in the suit reveals that Prophet had been infected by the Manhattan virus, and that Alcatraz is to finish Prophet's mission to rescue humanity from the alien invasion. Believing Alcatraz is Prophet, Gould soon gets in contact with him and asks him to meet up at his lab. However, CELL forces, led by Commander Dominic Lockhart, target Alcatraz and label him as a major bio-hazard, believing him to be the infected Prophet. This forces Alcatraz to combat CELL troops throughout Manhattan as he makes his way to Gould's lab. While on his way to Gould's laboratory, Alcatraz collects alien tissue samples from a crashed Ceph dropship and a Ceph soldier, which cause strange reactions within his Nanosuit, giving him some alien abilities. Alcatraz eventually meets with Gould, who is initially hostile after learning that he is not Prophet. However the last suit recording of Prophet's message causes Gould to relent, prompting Gould to explain that the suit has been busy rewriting its own code after absorbing the Ceph's tissue, speculating that the suit was creating an antibody for the Manhattan virus. Gould and Alcatraz commit to further scans at a Crynet base on Wall Street. They find out that Alcatraz was mortally wounded when Prophet rescued him, and that the Nanosuit is the only thing keeping Alcatraz alive. The scans are cut short when CELL forces led by Commander Lockhart and Lieutenant Tara Strickland, daughter of U.S. Marine Corps Major Strickland from the first game, ambush Alcatraz and Gould.
During the middle of a prisoner transfer outside of the building, the Ceph attack the CELL personnel as a massive alien spire rises from underneath the Crynet building, releasing a spore-based bioweapon that kills most of the CELL troops in the immediate area. Alcatraz is left stranded and isolated for a period of time while dealing with a Nanosuit malfunction caused by the spore bio-weapon. The suit gets rebooted remotely by Crynet director and Hargreave-Rasch Biotechnologies co-founder Jacob Hargreave, a centenarian who apparently had foreknowledge of the Ceph and had spent most of the previous century using stolen Ceph technology to design the Nanosuit to be used as a defense against the aliens. Hargreave directs Alcatraz to another Ceph spire to conduct an important experiment for him.
On the way to the spire, Hargreave reveals to Alcatraz that the Manhattan virus had been spread by the Ceph as a method to clear out the entire human population from Earth, comparing it to the previous century's BSE outbreak. The Manhattan virus would cause all infected humans to eventually melt down into a liquidated mass of biological tissue, which could then be easily stored and disposed of. Upon reaching the alien spire, Alcatraz enters it to test whether the Nanosuit's systems can interface with the aliens' technology. The experiment fails, due to the Nanosuit not being powerful enough to ensure the insertion. In the meantime, the US Department of Defense rescinds the authority of CELL over Manhattan and deploys US Marines in their place under the command of Marine Colonel Sherman Barclay. They then attempt to drown the aliens out of lower Manhattan by ordering an air strike on the city's flood barrier. Washed away by the resulting wave of water, Alcatraz is later found in Madison Square Park by a squad of Marines led by Alcatraz's squadmate Chino, who survived the submarine's destruction. The Marines enlist his aid in evacuating civilians to Grand Central Terminal, the city's primary evacuation point.
Hargreave contacts Alcatraz and reveals that the Nanosuit is busy analyzing the alien tissue samples that Alcatraz had previously recovered and is currently rewriting its own code to interface with alien technology. He tells Alcatraz and his marine allies to take a detour to the Hargreave-Rasch building. There, Alcatraz is told to find a stabilizing agent in the bio-lab to facilitate the Nanosuit's analyzing process. However, rogue sections of CELL security in the building still slow down Alcatraz's progress. The Hargreave-Rasch complex is attacked by a Ceph "pinger" robot and is completely flooded, washing Alcatraz out of the building and leaving him unable to enter the bio-lab. Seeing that the cause is lost, Hargreave tells Alcatraz to regroup with the marines at Grand Central to help evacuate civilians. At the terminal, Alcatraz is reunited with Gould, who had apparently "escaped" Strickland, leading to the skepticism of Colonel Barclay. Knowing that Strickland is an ex-Navy SEAL, Barclay concludes that Strickland released Gould from captivity. Grand Central Terminal is overrun by Ceph forces, but Alcatraz manages to hold them off long enough for the evacuation trains to depart, and escapes the building's destruction.
Due to the hasty and incomplete evacuation from Grand Central, Alcatraz is then tasked with defending a secondary evacuation point at Times Square, when another alien spire rises from the ground. By this time, the Nanosuit had sufficiently processed the alien spores, and Alcatraz manages to enter the spire, allowing his Nanosuit to interface with it and re-purpose the spores to be lethal to the Ceph. This causes a cataclysmic self-destruction of the Ceph in the area, and apparently removes all traces of the biological warfare agent. With the evacuation from Times Square complete, Gould instructs Alcatraz to make his way to Roosevelt Island. There, Alcatraz is told to infiltrate a Crynet complex named "The Prism", where Hargreave resides. Alcatraz foils Commander Lockhart's attempts to ambush him, and kills the commander in the process. As Alcatraz makes his way through the island, he is suddenly captured by Hargreave, who wants the Nanosuit for himself so that he can finish off the Ceph personally. Hargreave then attempts to remove the Nanosuit from Alcatraz's body. However, the Nanosuit rejects its removal from Alcatraz since it had already completely assimilated with its wearer, revealing memories of Prophet's fallout with Hargreave in the process. Alcatraz is saved by Strickland, who reveals herself to be an undercover CIA operative, and was responsible for ordering Alcatraz's original mission to extract Gould. Strickland tells Alcatraz to capture Hargreave, but upon entering Hargreave's private office, Alcatraz instead sees Hargreave's body in a vegetative state. Hargreave reveals to Alcatraz that the entire time, his consciousness had been communicating through an advanced computer system, and that this had been the only way for him to communicate ever since he was injured in an encounter with the Ceph at Tunguska. Hargreave gives Alcatraz a last Nanosuit upgrade, the "Tunguska Iteration", before the Ceph invade the island. Hargreave triggers a countdown timer for the self-destruct system of the complex, and orders the remaining CELL forces guarding the Crynet Prism complex to aid Alcatraz's exfiltration. Alcatraz barely escapes the massive explosion of the complex, which destroys much of Roosevelt Island and the Queensboro Bridge. On the shores of Manhattan, Alcatraz reunites with Gould, Strickland and Chino.
Alcatraz is notified by Colonel Barclay that the US Department of Defense plans to launch a STRATCOM Tactical Nuclear Strike on Manhattan Island with little regard to collateral damage and nuclear fallout. Alcatraz and his comrades make their way through the city toward the center of the alien infestation, and spot a massive alien "litho-ship" rising out of the ground beneath Central Park, lifting a large section of the park into the air. With the peripheral aid of Gould, Strickland, and Barclay, Alcatraz assaults the floating section of Central Park, where he has a 20 minute window to end the conflict with the Ceph before they launch the nuclear missile, and succeeds in making his way to the alien spire at its center, which serves as a massive dispersal point for the alien spore bio-weapon. He enters the spire, and his Nanosuit is able to repurpose the spire's bio-weapon to turn against the Ceph. The Ceph in the entire city becomes completely eradicated by self-destruction. After several days, the city begins to recover with the help of Gould, Strickland, and the US Military. Alcatraz, while unconscious, communicates with Prophet, whose memories, experiences, and personality had been stored in the suit. Prophet tells Alcatraz that, while the mission in New York is a success, their work is not yet over since the Ceph, who had been present on Earth since prehistoric times, had built constructs globally that were not only limited to New York and the Lingshan Islands. The Nanosuit then assimilates Prophet's memories into Alcatraz. Upon waking up in Central Park, Alcatraz receives a broadcast from Karl Ernst Rasch, the other founder of Hargreave-Rasch Biotechnologies, asking for his name. Climbing out of the crater, Alcatraz, speaking for the first time since donning the Nanosuit, responds, repeating the same phrase as Prophet, in the beginning of the game: "They call me Prophet."
Crysis 2 had that cool flooding part. I thought that game was okay.
Original Crysis is fantastic until the aliens. After that it's bunk.
Original Crysis is fantastic until the aliens. After that it's bunk.
By Laboured Go To PostI declare Crysis 2 to have the most incomprehensible plot of any game I have ever played.
It's basically the stupid Revolver Ocelet - Liquid ghost arm plot from MGS expanded out to an entire game, with aliens.
Low-key bad series. I only really liked Warhead.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostI don't like Metroid games.Wooden, pls. Give it a go. You'll probably end up having it anyway. lol
Mostly because I never tried them.
#fucknintendo
But it's one of GOAT in my gaming book.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostSuch a shame, because the first crysis was pretty fucking cool.Yeah. The suit powers plus the freedom was great. Then they fucked it.
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Going to see Everybody Wants Some this weekend. Really looking forward to it.
The Nice Guys next weekend.
Going to see Everybody Wants Some this weekend. Really looking forward to it.
The Nice Guys next weekend.
Still fascinating to me that there's a novel adaptation of Crysis 2. I kind of want to read it just as an absurd act, maybe I'll spend a whole year reading only shitty game tie-in novels as a performance art type thing, can get an exhibit at MOMA where people can come and watch my descent into madness as I read the fifth Gears of War novel
By Laboured Go To PostI'd still replay Crysis 1 today. Looks and plays so good.I think you should hold off til you get the 1080 though, so you can run it at 60fps and high settings.
By sohois Go To PostI think you should hold off til you get the 1080 though, so you can run it at 60fps and high settings.
No chance m8. But if I overclock that badboy I might just be able to crank it up to 1080p @ medium settings.
Fuckin ell
@Laboured: Bossiter let his contract run out
By OneTwoTee Go To PostIn LFC academy news, looks there is a clear out going on. Cleary, O'Hanlon already announced they're leaving. Trickett-Smith expected to follow. Rossiter was in Glasgow today apparently to sort out a transfer to Rangers. Shame he couldn't get an extended run in the first team.Rossiter was the only one of those who was going to make it though.
Expecting more to go. Sinclair, Lloyd Jones, Dunn etc.
Shame about Rossiter, mad that he's going north of the wall though, Think he could have got himself in at a decent championship side. Hope he does well though
By Finiarel Go To PostShame about Rossiter, mad that he's going north of the wall though, Think he could have got himself in at a decent championship side. Hope he does well thoughFuck him, balloon-headed little money-grabber
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Shaw will miss the FA Cup final. A bit of a shame but it is for his own best in order to properly recover for next season.
By Francis Go To PostShaw will miss the FA Cup final. A bit of a shame but it is for his own best in order to properly recover for next season.Good. Better for him and the club if he keeps up the recovery and is ready for next season.
THE MIAMI FC ACQUIRES IRISH MIDFIELDER RICHIE RYAN
http://www.miamifc.com/news/2016/05/13/the-miami-fc-acquires-irish-midfielder-richie-ryan
Vamos Miami!
Maybe we will win a game now.
http://www.miamifc.com/news/2016/05/13/the-miami-fc-acquires-irish-midfielder-richie-ryan
MIAMI, Fla. – The Miami FC has added experienced midfielder Richie Ryan in a trade with Jacksonville Armada FC the club announced Friday. The terms of the deal were not disclosed, per team policy.
“We are very excited to add a player like Ryan to our roster,” said Head Coach Alessandro Nesta. “He’s been very successful in the NASL and we are looking forward to him improving our squad.”
Ryan, a Tipperary, Republic of Ireland native, spent the early years of his career in the Premier Division in his home country, with teams like Sligo Rovers and Dundee United before crossing the pond.
He spent two successful seasons with Ottawa Fury FC, making 41 appearances for the Canadian side, netting four goals, and being named to the 2015 NASL Best XI.
Ryan started in all five matches so far for the Jacksonville Armada and also captained the side. The veteran midfielder now joins the Miami FC as a part of their 2016 roster. Ryan and the squad will travel to Carolina this weekend to face the RailHawks on Saturday at 7:30 p.m. After a bye week, the team returns for back-to-back home matches on May 28th and June 4th.
“I’m very happy to be here in South Florida with the Miami FC,” said Ryan. “It is a new opportunity, a new chapter in my career, and I’m ready to make it a successful one. I’m excited by the potential of this club.”
Vamos Miami!
Maybe we will win a game now.
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Breaking | PSG have submitted a €35m offer for Sporting Lisbon midfielder João Mario, according to France Football.
Silly season is on.
By Slizz Go To PostTHE MIAMI FC ACQUIRES IRISH MIDFIELDER RICHIE RYAN
By Hitch Go To PostRossiter looks so much better without the skinhead
Decent start to this playoff
Is Ranger's motto "Ready"?
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By Laboured Go To PostSilly season is on.PSG are hilarious.
Do they even scout? Probably send scouts to scout other big clubs scouts.