It's so weird when you post things like "I don't want Benteke" when you actually do want Benteke. You're like my wife when she says "I don't want it in the butt"
It's going in the butt, Yurt.
It's going in the butt, Yurt.
By Hitch Go To PostMy favourite bits of Uncharted are the slow bits where you're just traversing through beautiful deserted environments, looking for clues and shitU4 is brilliant, full stop. I'm enjoying everything they're doing in it! The fake exploration, the genuinely engaging story for once, the banter, the slow bits etc
I get that there's not much agency in those bits, but its when I'm the most immersed. Happily spend hours on end just soaking up the atmosphere and locales, especially in UC4 where everything you're doing and looking for is in aid of a solid story objective, where in the last 3 your end game is constantly changing.
Amy Hennig being told to do one has been justified a million times over.
but don't sit here and tell me it isn't a disguised walking simulator :lol which isn't a bad thing when it's this fun
edit: fuck double posting again, sorry!
this post is agonizingly close to perfection, you just had to ruin it in the end. You pulled a Pellegrini, if you will.
regarding U4, it isn't much of a spoiler but there's no supernatural shit now
so.....yes please!
By Meier Go To PostI think it's the most overrated game series in existence. Every single game from 1-3 gets significantly worse when they go down the supernatural route. It's been awhile since I've played them, but 2 is certainly the best of the bunch. 3 is probably the "worst", but 1 must be very dated at this point.
I absolutely loved TLOU though. Best PS3 game by a mile.
this post is agonizingly close to perfection, you just had to ruin it in the end. You pulled a Pellegrini, if you will.
regarding U4, it isn't much of a spoiler but there's no supernatural shit now
By sohois Go To PostFine, Balotelli thenBuffon would fucking choke him to death
so.....yes please!
By Oddinho Go To PostIt's so weird when you post things like "I don't want Benteke" when you actually do want Benteke. You're like my wife when she says "I don't want it in the butt"
It's going in the butt, Yurt.
By Gurthang Go To PostWaitIndeed.
Mou is joining United?
Damn that'd be good
Pls make it happen
Imagine Inter and AC Milan legend Balo joining Juve. The scenes after would be incredible.
XHAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
started following Arsenal on Instagram.
started following Arsenal on Instagram.
By Hitch Go To PostFIFA is the most overrated game series of all time
These days both of them (FIFA & PES) are massively overrated. Get such high scores but I find them to contain the same problems year after year and they've totally failed to progress the genre for fucking years now.
On the 13th day of May, the 13th Kickstart the Weekend is out.
It´s starting to feel like summer and our mix has a bit of that summer feel on the start with what promises to be one of the hits of the season and a couple of latin sounding tunes. Near the end we turn back the clock nearly a decade, then we head back to the 90´s before ending on one of the greatest hits of the 80´s.
Have a nice weekend.
It´s starting to feel like summer and our mix has a bit of that summer feel on the start with what promises to be one of the hits of the season and a couple of latin sounding tunes. Near the end we turn back the clock nearly a decade, then we head back to the 90´s before ending on one of the greatest hits of the 80´s.
Have a nice weekend.
By Esch Go To PostUC1 was a product of its time. Almost none of those 2006-7 games hold up. The twist totally fucked it up in Far Cry 1 fashion but i think it stands as a solid 7/10 game.
God the PS3 was terrible till like 2009.
Yeah, it was.
It really hit its stride in 2009 though and became a great system to own.
PES 4, 5 and 6 were things of beauty though. Best football games ever made. And yeah that kind of reinforces your point. No progress on at least 10 years.
By Laboured Go To PostThese days both of them (FIFA & PES) are massively overrated. Get such high scores but I find them to contain the same problems year after year and they've totally failed to progress the genre for fucking years now.
Agree
Neither of them can make smashing a ball int the top corner from 30 yards look or feel good. They're football games. Dismal.
Never played a game more than pes6, good lord it was great
Best Master league
Bring me Burchet and Castollo
Best Master league
Bring me Burchet and Castollo
Had to bring in my own roll of TP for work today. I told them earlier this week and the cleaning lady told them yesterday. What a gamble if I just trusted them to get TP for today.
Fuck Castolo in PES6
Weak little twat, reminded me of Kagawa in the PL, only he didn't even win free kicks when falling over under the lightest breeze. Ended up sticking Ordaz and Hamsun up top, and bombarding the defender with long balls and crosses.
Its why I'm not as critical of Pulis as others are
Weak little twat, reminded me of Kagawa in the PL, only he didn't even win free kicks when falling over under the lightest breeze. Ended up sticking Ordaz and Hamsun up top, and bombarding the defender with long balls and crosses.
Its why I'm not as critical of Pulis as others are
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostPlease don't say stuff like chapter 4, that I now know there is four chapters spoiled me.Shut up or I'll spoil some FM talents.
Henry in PES 6 was incredible.
Used to enjoy dribbling through the entire Man Utd defence and scoring when I used to play against my brother.
Used to enjoy dribbling through the entire Man Utd defence and scoring when I used to play against my brother.
By Laboured Go To PostThat Eurogamer walking simulator thread is hilarious.I love these kinds of threads. They're great for spotting goons everywhere.
Not sure there's anyone worse than Uncharted super-fans.
Apart from Sonic fans.
By Marston Go To PostHenry in PES 6 was incredible.Reina has a really bizarre glitch that I've not seen in any other keeper in the game
Used to enjoy dribbling through the entire Man Utd defence and scoring when I used to play against my brother.
If you hit a ground cross from around 6 yards from the byline, Reina leaves his line too early, goes past the trajectory of the ball, and knocks it into the goal in his attempt to parry/block it
Me and my brother probably played Liverpool-Arsenal well over a hundred times, and Reina does it every other game. Done it twice in a few of the matches.
Henry on a red arrow is ridiculous.
By Yurt Go To Posthnghhhh Johnny Depp
Khal Drogo come back baby boy
There is some real fucking lazy walking simulators, as they seem to be popularly called now. Basically what is easiest to create and flood the steam workshop with. But also some absolutely fantastic ones, like Stanley Parable and Gone Home.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostChelsea lads,
Would you take Gotze over Oscar? And for how much?
Would take just about anything over Oscar. Would like to just sell Oscar and not get a replacement even, as it might mean a youngster or... just someone out of position is played instead of him.
By Scum Go To PostWhen is Valve going to spruce up Steam? I wonder if they ever will…
Probably never. Tbh they can have all their shit on it, doesn't matter. Just make filtering better.
By Hitch Go To PostFuck Castolo in PES6Castolo could at least shoot, Minanda was clear goat, Burchet you literally had to round the keeper because he could not score straight up
Weak little twat, reminded me of Kagawa in the PL, only he didn't even win free kicks when falling over under the lightest breeze. Ended up sticking Ordaz and Hamsun up top, and bombarding the defender with long balls and crosses.
Its why I'm not as critical of Pulis as others are
That pace tho
By Scum Go To PostWhen is Valve going to spruce up Steam? I wonder if they ever will…
They've got as much initiative to update their shitty app as they do to make HL3.
By Pennywise Go To PostShut up or I'll spoil some FM talents.Speaking of which I restarted a new game of Football Manager and bought Gabriel Barbosa for less than 6 million pounds. He's stupidly good.
Everyone should play Super Metroid. #GOAT
By Hitch Go To PostFIFA is the most overrated game series of all timeIt doesn't help that FIFA & PES are the only footy games about either. The death of midtier gaming on consoles is a travesty.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostProbably never. Tbh they can have all their shit on it, doesn't matter. Just make filtering better.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostSpeaking of which I restarted a new game of Football Manager and bought Gabriel Barbosa for less than 6 million pounds. He's stupidly good.Of course. Barbosa is legit. #Prospect
By rvy Go To PostShenmue 3 and TLG will be released before HL3 is announced.Even Shenmue 1+2 HD will be released before HL3.
Imagine that.
Thank god Sega is finally working on it.
HL2 is one of the few games, I finished in around a days time because I just enjoyed it so much. The other was Uncharted 2. Playing it today, other games has done most of it better though, only really the world is still holding up nice, good atmosphere through the game. Was magical at the time though.
By Esch Go To Postnone of those games aged very well except FEAR, the best single player FPS of all time.
FEAR was kind of poop even when it released.
I also once got to play FEAR 3 multiplayer (or was it FEAR 2?) at monolith, only for a few hours, but it was the longest hours of my life. So bad.
A former Arsenal youth team player is one of four men who have been charged with gang-raping a woman during a booze-cruise on a Swedish ferry.
Jamaal Raage, a Swedish national of Somali origin, joined the Gunners in the summer of 2013 and spent nine months at the Emirates Stadium before being released.
Raage is a midfielder who was at one point described as a 'wonderkid' and who compared himself to Dutch winger Arjen Robben. He was also given a trial by Manchester United in 2011.
A footballer raping a woman is nothing new but guy is currently in my FM team (I've gotten Weston Super-Mare to League 2) and has been in previous ones since he's really good to sign for a Conference North/South team. Hasn't done well this season so I'll probably get rid of him
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5 - Chelsea have won just five Premier League games at home this season; against the bottom four and Arsenal. Struggle.
lmao
@OptaJoe
5 - Chelsea have won just five Premier League games at home this season; against the bottom four and Arsenal. Struggle.
lmao
By rvy Go To PostWell, OK.
But the PC versions need patches.
Well yeah. So did RE4, remember that broken piece of shit on PC, before Capcom finally decided to fix it? :disgrace
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostFEAR was kind of poop even when it released.
Nope. put aside the shit environments and shock horror it still has the best gunplay and AI of any sp fps ever.
Two was mediocre. Three is unplayable.
By Hitch Go To PostJak and Daxter aged much better than 2 and 3, though I loved all of them at the timeanother Jak and Daxter shitcunt I see? I will smash you to pieces
Naughty are pretty good, but they got thoroughly beaten in the Jak vs Ratchet war