Cant say I want Ibra, something about the deal makes me think he wouldnt do too well in the PL, or care that much tbh
Man, after seeing the horses fucking in season 3 episode 2 of Silicon Valley, I feel kinda bad for Shortyme. =/
By Mr Cola Go To PostCant say I want Ibra, something about the deal makes me think he wouldnt do too well in the PL, or care that much tbh
He seems motivated by his own sense of self-obsession tbf. Might be enough.
By Mr Cola Go To PostCant say I want Ibra, something about the deal makes me think he wouldnt do too well in the PL, or care that much tbhIbra stays winning, he'd never slack off, he has a total obsession with needing to be considered great
By Diego! Go To Posthttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/06/what-does-it-take-for-a-barcelona-player-to-be-sent-off/
It could be that Barca players are excellent tacklers.
*stifles laughter*
By Stolichnaya Go To PostIbra stays winning, he'd never slack off, he has a total obsession with needing to be considered greatI dunno, we are accumulating a number of "Great" players who come here and dont do shit, feels like another
By Oddinho Go To PostMan, after seeing the horses fucking in season 3 episode 2 of Silicon Valley, I feel kinda bad for Shortyme. =/
lolol
don't feel bad for me ;)
By Mr Cola Go To PostI dunno, we are accumulating a number of "Great" players who come here and dont do shit, feels like anotherUnited are too fond of mercenary signings who don't give a shit about anything other than the paycheck lately, but Ibra feels different to me, not that I can really explain why other than Ibra seeming like the type of person who would never do anything in his life unless he can be phenomenal at it. He tends to go fully into things. I have faith that it'll be the same at United.
By Stolichnaya Go To PostUnited are too fond of mercenary signings who don't give a shit about anything other than the paycheck lately, but Ibra feels different to me, not that I can really explain why other than Ibra seeming like the type of person who would never do anything in his life unless he can be phenomenal at it. He tends to go fully into things. I have faith that it'll be the same at United.Well the one thing that differentiates him is he is a personality, much more so than Falcao, Di Maria or really any other players we have signed, we have a habit of signing quiet players with no spine.
By Mr Cola Go To PostWell the one thing that differentiates him is he is a personality, much more so than Falcao, Di Maria or really any other players we have signed, we have a habit of signing quiet players with no spine.
When Wayne Rooney is the 'big character' at your club you know you have serious fucking mentality problems.
I will stay, I'm not moving from here, Nainggolan told fans at a Sky Italia event. I’m happy in Rome, I don't want to leave.Sorry, Chelsea fans. No dice.
By Francis Go To PostSorry, Chelsea fans. No dice.
I've heard that before. 10 minutes with Marina and Roman will convince him.
By Francis Go To PostSorry, Chelsea fans. No dice.
it may not come down to him, they're 40 million in the red and they have to clear it by June 30
I doubt they'll get it by selling Iturbe and the rest of their crap loaned out players
You know what made me feel bad while watching Silicon Valley? The reasoning for not firing the CEO.
Fucks sake that's our problem with United now innit
Fucks sake that's our problem with United now innit
By Yurt Go To Postit may not come down to him, they're 40 million in the red and they have to clear it by June 30I know but do you think Roma supporters will see it that way?
They will dump 50 kilos of root vegetables at his doorstep.
Liam Twomey @liam_twomey
Hiddink says he doesn't expect Chelsea's academy youngsters to start on Sunday & they still need time to make "huge step" to first team #cfc
I just don't understand Chelsea's youth system.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostI've heard that before. 10 minutes with Marina and Roman will convince him.
By Francis Go To PostI know but do you think Roma supporters will see it that way?I doubt Pallotta cares, they always end up selling their stars every season 😂
They will dump 50 kilos of root vegetables at his doorstep.
By Francis Go To Postdead.gif
If Ibra joins United I want to see his first argument against Rooney.
Ibra has the height, and Tae Kwon Do skills. But Wayne man.... he reminds me of a wild dog with rabbies. Could have been a bareknuckle boxer.
By DerZuhälter Go To Postdead.gif
If Ibra joins United I want to see his first argument against Rooney.
Ibra has the height, and Tae Kwon Do skills. But Wayne man…. he reminds me of wild dog with rabbies. Could have been a bareknuckle boxer.
Trained as a boxer when he was young.
By Laboured Go To PostTrained as a boxer when he was young.
So who'd you put your money on?
By DerZuhälter Go To PostSo who'd you put your money on?
Ibra. Rooney's a chubby teddy bear these days.
Barely even has any fire in him.
By DerZuhälter Go To Postdead.gifWazza is a fighter turned soft. I can see him doing better if he gets someone else on the team who isn't afraid to fuck with him and call him out when he's shit.
If Ibra joins United I want to see his first argument against Rooney.
Ibra has the height, and Tae Kwon Do skills. But Wayne man…. he reminds me of a wild dog with rabbies. Could have been a bareknuckle boxer.
By DerZuhälter Go To PostSo who'd you put your money on?
By Laboured Go To PostIbra. Rooney's a chubby teddy bear these days.Ibra has that reach on him too, no way he'd lose.
Barely even has any fire in him.
Ibrahimović is a black belt in taekwondo.
One of these days, Rooney...
BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon!
One of these days, Rooney...
BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon!
By Francis Go To PostIbrahimović is a black belt in taekwondo.To be fair, I'm a black belt in taekwondo and got my face merked last night by my friend who's into Judo and Aikido, they hand that shit out to anyone. Admittedly I haven't practiced it in eight years, but yeah
One of these days, Rooney…
BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon!
By Stolichnaya Go To PostTo be fair, I'm a black belt in taekwondo and got my face merked last night by my friend who's into Judo and Aikido, they hand that shit out to anyone. Admittedly I haven't practiced it in eight years, but yeahBut this is Wayne Rooney we're talking about here. Just look at him.
I could take him out.
By Francis Go To PostBut this is Wayne Rooney we're talking about here. Just look at him.He does have a street fighter who gets taken out by anyone with a modicum of training in martial arts-vibe to him. Guaranteed glass chin/jaw
I could take him out.
Me as an 8 year old meeting Wes Brown, figured it was amusing enough to post. I was hoping to meet Andy Cole, Dwight Yorke or Solskjær. I look somewhat like a future RuPaul's drag race contestant
By Laboured Go To PostI just don't understand Chelsea's youth system.
I like to think of it as a pimp and a whore. You sell them out to as many people as you can to make yourself look good, and when they get too old you pass them off on some wizened old Dutchman.
By Stolichnaya Go To PostMe as an 8 year old meeting Wes Brown, figured it was amusing enough to post. I was hoping to meet Andy Cole, Dwight Yorke or Solskjær. I look somewhat like a future RuPaul's drag race contestantImagine hoping to meet Cole, Yorke or Solskjær and then getting lumbered with Brown. You should have called the NSPCC.
By Esch Go To PostI like to think of it as a pimp and a whore. You sell them out to as many people as you can to make yourself look good, and when they get too old you pass them off on some wizened old Dutchman.
Now that's an analogy I can relate to.
Manchester United are to be the first ever British club to earn £500m in a year. [Telegraph] #MUFC
Rolling in money here lads.
I am rather aroused at the thought of Mou and Ibra taking on Pep "The Conflict-Avoider" Guardiola next season.
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