Ben Carson "Even if Donald trump turns out not to be such a great president, which I don't think is the case...but even if he didn't, we're only looking at four years!"
By Yurt Go To Postapparently I managed to finish two Uncharted chapters (on hard) last night while being high as fuckyeah I'm playing on Normal and it's stupidly easy.
gonna have to replay them I guess
I don't care though, I'm playing it for the story anyway. Also in a way, I'd rather get frustrated in a game like Dark Souls, than in Uncharted.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostOnly losers use mild drugs.
Correct.
There have been a fair few cases in recent times where clubs have sacked managers doing well and only improved, like West Ham and Southampton, so I wouldn't necessarily say that Watford have made a huge mistake just yet
Saw Civil War earlier. It's fine, entertaining enough. The airport fight scene was fun but also completely illogical, and the plot seemed superfluous fluff just designed to get everyone to fight at the airport.
Also, Spiderman sucked. Worst of the three so far, really should have gone with an adult.
Saw Civil War earlier. It's fine, entertaining enough. The airport fight scene was fun but also completely illogical, and the plot seemed superfluous fluff just designed to get everyone to fight at the airport.
Also, Spiderman sucked. Worst of the three so far, really should have gone with an adult.
By Bungie Go To Postfucking hellBut will it run Cyberpunk 2077 in 2021?
Imagine that GP100 performance
By sohois Go To PostThere have been a fair few cases in recent times where clubs have sacked managers doing well and only improved, like West Ham and Southampton, so I wouldn't necessarily say that Watford have made a huge mistake just yetLet us pray for Eddie Howe then.
By Yurt Go To Postwe are getting the inferior gabigol by the looks of itRejoice, Yurt dearest, for the brazilian curse has been lifted.
Who at the club has decided to start locking these players down to long term deals.
I want to have sex with them
I want to have sex with them
By Francis Go To Post"Mild" by Yurt's standards is probably a dozen speedballs.you know me too well
By Laboured Go To PostCorrect.I file cocaine under mild, btw.
By Zabojnik Go To PostRejoice, Yurt dearest, for the brazilian curse has been lifted.No thanks
Jason Burt saying we're favourites to sign Ibra.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/13/manchester-united-clear-favourites-to-sign-zlatan-ibrahimovic/
Yay?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/13/manchester-united-clear-favourites-to-sign-zlatan-ibrahimovic/
Yay?
By Laboured Go To PostJason Burt saying we're favourites to sign Ibra.I can only imagine him coming if Mourinho is indeed our next manager. Guaranteed title winner.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/13/manchester-united-clear-favourites-to-sign-zlatan-ibrahimovic/
Yay?
Yay.
New Cantona.
By Laboured Go To PostJason Burt saying we're favourites to sign Ibra.Surely he'd be coming to play for Mou so yay I guess. He's a massive cunt but he's a leader and we lack those.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/13/manchester-united-clear-favourites-to-sign-zlatan-ibrahimovic/
Yay?
On one hand he'd prolly be good for a year and displace Rooney's stranglehold a bit. But he'd also knock down Rashford a peg. Although tbh it is ridiculous an 18 year old is currently leading the line at this club.
By Laboured Go To PostJason Burt saying we're favourites to sign Ibra.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/13/manchester-united-clear-favourites-to-sign-zlatan-ibrahimovic/
Yay?
Congratulations.
any of you other old fuckers on here think it's hilarious the way gradients went from "baby's first Angelfire webpage" to the standard for web 2.0 color design? every time I see the new Instagram logo I get visions of my Dragon Ball Z homepage from 1994.
By Laboured Go To PostOn one hand he'd prolly be good for a year and displace Rooney's stranglehold a bit. But he'd also knock down Rashford a peg. Although tbh it is ridiculous an 18 year old is currently leading the line at this club.Rashford really shouldn't be leading the line yet if the ambition is to win the title, I'm sure he'll still get some games even if Ibra signs. Big yay for me, practically guarantees Mourinho, or at least the departure of LvG
Ibra will be great for United
he doesn't even need crosses or playmakers to score
but keep in mind that he's gonna shit the bed in every derby and grudge match there is
he doesn't even need crosses or playmakers to score
but keep in mind that he's gonna shit the bed in every derby and grudge match there is
By Yurt Go To PostIbra will be great for United
he doesn't even need crosses or playmakers to score
what is this wizardy?
won't he at least need to watch our midfielders make 24 sideways passes before we can actually work an overlap for Rojo to ineptly cross the ball in?
By Yurt Go To PostIbra will be great for UnitedDerby and grudge matches are what Martial is for, kid is clutch.
he doesn't even need crosses or playmakers to score
but keep in mind that he's gonna shit the bed in every derby and grudge match there is
By Stolichnaya Go To PostDerby and grudge matches are what Martial is for, kid is clutch.
Tbf so is Rashford.
By Laboured Go To Postwhat is this wizardy?Ibra is what Rooney is aspiring to be, he'll just drops back when the midfield is shitting the bed to carry the burden of
won't he at least need to watch our midfielders make 24 sideways passes before we can actually work an overlap for Rojo to ineptly cross the ball in?
By Yurt Go To PostIbra is what Rooney is aspiring to be, he'll just drops back when the midfield is shitting the bed to carry the burden ofcreativityforward passes
Forward..... passes?
Is that a left sideways pass or a right sideways pass?
By Laboured Go To PostTbf so is Rashford.That's true, still think you need someone who more consistently terrifies defenders as your first choice if you're looking to win the league. Rashford seems like an amazing bench option/rotation player for next season, an 18/19 year old striker who isn't fazed by big occasions and has a bit of flair is pretty much exactly who you'd want to sub in when chasing a goal. Throw him in alongside Ibra and go with a 4-2-4 or 4-4-2 when you're throwing the sink. Of course LvG only ever does like for like subs, but hopefully that'll be irrelevant soon. As far as I'm concerned it seems like one of the best things you can do when you have a talented striker coming up who isn't entirely ready is to bring in someone who's class, but also at the tail end of their career.
By Oddinho Go To Postany of you other old fuckers on here think it's hilarious the way gradients went from "baby's first Angelfire webpage" to the standard for web 2.0 color design? every time I see the new Instagram logo I get visions of my Dragon Ball Z homepage from 1994.Annoyed at the Instagram logo. It has a good concept, since the gradient makes you think of the instagram filters.
Ugly as hell though.
By Laboured Go To PostForward….. passes?I think it's like a backwards pass after halftime when you momentarily forget you're playing the other direction
Is that a left sideways pass or a right sideways pass?
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostDid he die?
https://gfycat.com/QuarrelsomeSilkyBoaconstrictor
Fractured jaw. God damn that is really hard to watch.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostDid he die?Trying to make me vomit again, terrible
https://gfycat.com/QuarrelsomeSilkyBoaconstrictor
Totti at the 1993 under 17 WC
https://twitter.com/sciabolatablog/status/731057315596603392
https://twitter.com/sciabolatablog/status/731057315596603392
Klopp says Origi, Hendo and Ings have a chance of making it to the final. Ings might get minutes against WBA. If any one of those could have an Emre Can-like recovery from injury it would be fantastic.
And seeing the news that Klopp has organised triple sessions for the summer reminds me of this story:
And seeing the news that Klopp has organised triple sessions for the summer reminds me of this story:
Klopp has always been interested in ways of unifying his teams for, as he says: "You can speak about spirit – or you can live it." At Mainz, after he'd led the club to promotion in 2004, he settled on an unlikely pre-season trip. "We took the team to a lake in Sweden where there was no electricity. We went for five days without food. They had to do this [he whistles and, using an imaginary fishing rod, casts off]. The other coaches said: 'Don't you think it's better to train playing football?' No. I wanted the team to feel that they can survive everything. My assistant coach thinks I'm an idiot. He asks if we can train there. No. Can we run there? No. But we can swim and fish!
"When I meet one of those players now, from our 'Special Forces', they tell me what happened in the first and last minute and every story in between. Each night in a fucking tent, lying on the roots, you don't forget that. We had to find the next island. The first one there had to make a fire and boil some water. The whole time it was raining. Only five hours it was not and then [Klopp slaps his cheek] … a mosquito! How can they live in Sweden? You see the sun and [he slaps his cheek again] you feel mosquitos! But it was brilliant. We were like Bravehearts. You can stick a knife in me here – no problem. We went to the Bundesliga and people could not believe how strong we were."
By Oddinho Go To PostFractured jaw. God damn that is really hard to watch.
That's good, that it's only that. Christ.
I see Bolanos helping out, he has seen that shit before
:disgrace
#stillangry6yearslater
Max Allegri claims injuries are 'a calculated risk' and warns Juventus 'not to lose focus now'.
The Bianconeri play Sampdoria tomorrow at 16:00 UK time in a game that is virtually meaningless for them, as they have already won the Scudetto.
But in light of the Coppa Italia final on May 21, Allegri has to confront the risk of injuries.
“Yesterday we spent all evening discussing the matter of injuries,” Allegri told the Press. “We had more than we did last year, and a lot of trouble with calf muscles.
“[Sami] Khedira always suffered this type of problem but this year he played 25 matches – 20 in Serie A, four in the Champions League and one in the Coppa Italia – and he did well, because he's a skilled player.
“Next year we'll have to handle him better but I'm pleased with what he's done.
“Morata took a knock in the last game, causing him an ematoma that ruled him out against Verona. But he's been working with the team for two days now and he'll be available tomorrow and for the final.
“Obviously not every year is the same. Last season we started a bit late and had the Supercoppa followed by three weeks of hard work. So we took a few risks that ended up causing a number of injuries.
“[b/]But calculated risks are necessary. I'd rather have 20 injured players and come first than no injuries and come second, third, fourth, fifth.
“We must improve on this year's work. Last season we had a completely different program and we were able to train for six weeks.
“Players age too, and their life conditions change. Psychological stress plays its part. We'll always have some injuries.
“It's fine if they skip three days of training but can play on Sunday. This year more of our players were available for the actual games, even though they missed training.
what a load of CRAP
By Yurt Go To PostI file cocaine under mild, btw.
hook me up Yurty boo ;)
By ReRixo Go To PostVarane leaving doesn't seem too crazy to me, and I'd be pretty jealous if United land him (which seems likely)
I feel like I remember the story being that Varane picked Madrid over United originally because of Zidane's intervention. Why would he leave now?
By Meier Go To PostI feel like I remember the story being that Varane picked Madrid over United originally because of Zidane's intervention. Why would he leave now?
I'd leave if I was continually side-lined for Pepe.
#FutureCaptain #lol
By Meier Go To PostI feel like I remember the story being that Varane picked Madrid over United originally because of Zidane's intervention. Why would he leave now?Papa Mou.
Yes only this morning on my walk to work was I considering whether I will be calling him Pappa Mou or Daddy Mou for maximum annoyance. Still undecided.
I lead such a fulfilling life.
I lead such a fulfilling life.
By Laboured Go To PostYes only this morning on my walk to work was I considering whether I will be calling him Pappa Mou or Daddy Mou for maximum annoyance. Still undecided.Daddy Mou is worse, somehow
I lead such a fulfilling life.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostThat's good, that it's only that. Christ.Utter cunt.
I see Bolanos helping out, he has seen that shit before
:disgrace
#stillangry6yearslater
Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT now40 seconds ago
John Terry has been offered a 1-year contract extension which he is now considering #cfc
#Pray4Wooden
By Laboured Go To Post#Pray4Wooden
Well I'm not going to melt down because of this. I'm just extremely disappointed, that so many fools ate up JT's need for clarification, turning fans even more against the club than before, while he himself performed even worse than before.