Neighbor just came by to tell me they have a snake in their garage, she then continued talking after that about a bunch of shit I couldn't care less about. She recently got fired, they are gutting the house etc. etc.
K got it snake in your garage and you're leaving it open, got it.
K got it snake in your garage and you're leaving it open, got it.
By Hitch Go To PostEngland flag bunting up in the canteen
Love it. Gonna shove it up the foreigners' jacksies soon.
Anyone else planning on being an absolute cunt in the Euro 2016 thread on gaf?
I plan on being an absolute cunt here.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI plan on being an absolute cunt here.
I appreciate your candour.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI plan on being an absolute cunt here.Neddy Shanks.
The Sun saying Chelsea have cancelled John Terry's "farewell" tribute at the end of season awards.
hmmmm
hmmmm
By Perfect Blue Go To PostThe Sun saying Chelsea have cancelled John Terry's "farewell" tribute at the end of season awards.They should just cancel the awards.
hmmmm
And wasn't he reported to be spending £20k on his own party at the bridge?
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI plan on being an absolute cunt here.
Luckily it will be short-lived.
By Wedward Go To PostLuckily it will be short-lived.
How kind, a couple of games and then you will come round to my way of thinking.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostWhat the hell is Neddy?No fucking clue.
Must be good if me and Gotze are both one.
I thought Flanders' wife called him Neddy.
By GQman2121 Go To PostThey should just cancel the awards.From here: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/11/john-terry-meeting-chelsea-career-over apparently the club waived the fee to host the party. No word yet if the celebration has been cancelled.
And wasn't he reported to be spending £20k on his own party at the bridge?
Season ticket renewals started today. Perfect time for the club to drop some good news for the ticket buying fans.
By Francis Go To PostEmre Can named Liverpool's YPOTS…Nobody else in our first 11 is particularly young, aside from Origi who has only been any good for like a month
Really? Him?
By Hitch Go To PostNobody else in our first 11 is particularly young, aside from Origi who has only been any good for like a monthFair enough but Coutinho and him are technically only a year and a half apart.
Then again Philippe bagged like four awards or something for himself so I guess it doesn't really matter.
Kinda agree with the Twitter consensus, though - should have given it to Kolo Touré.
Henry Winter @henrywinter 10m10 minutes ago
Vardy: "Things have changed. In 2012 I tweeted 'chat shit, get banged' and nobody noticed. It's different now." #lcfc #eng #FOTY16
Vardy: "Things have changed. In 2012 I tweeted 'chat shit, get banged' and nobody noticed. It's different now." #lcfc #eng #FOTY16
Italian media going all in on Mourinho to United being a done deal now, not sure how much they know, only time will tell I guess.
Edit: Some saying it will be announced tomorrow. Dream scenario LVG announces he is retiring at the end of the season in his press conference. They most likely know nothing, so don't get your hopes up people.
Edit: Some saying it will be announced tomorrow. Dream scenario LVG announces he is retiring at the end of the season in his press conference. They most likely know nothing, so don't get your hopes up people.
By Wedward Go To PostHenry Winter @henrywinter 10m10 minutes agostarted from the bottomest league now we here
Vardy: "Things have changed. In 2012 I tweeted 'chat shit, get banged' and nobody noticed. It's different now." #lcfc #eng #FOTY16
Liverpool determined to land Bayern misfit Götze (Barrett)
Gotze would be a good signing for Spurs. Hope they don't sneak in.
Liverpool are ready to pull out all the stops in an attempt to convince Mario Götze to snub a return to Borussia Dortmund and are willing to make him one of their highest-paid players.
Götze is set to leave Bayern Munich this summer following a disappointing spell with the Bundesliga champions and Jürgen Klopp is hoping to sign the midfield player who played under him at Dortmund for four years.
Earlier this year, Liverpool appeared to be favourites to sign the German, who in 2014 became the first substitute to score a World Cup-winning goal, with Götze’s camp indicating that he was ready to move to Anfield due to Klopp’s presence as manager.
Dortmund, though, have complicated matters by launching a bid to re-sign Götze, with their hopes initially boosted by the possibility of Bayern using him as a makeweight in the deal to sign Mats Hummels.
But with Bayern completing a straight cash deal for Hummels worth around £30 million earlier this week, Liverpool remain in the race for Götze who has been told to pursue a move by Carlo Ancelotti, who will replace Pep Guardiola as manager at the end of this season, according to reports in Germany.
Götze’s representatives are involved in ongoing talks with Liverpool who will be able to add Champions League football to a lucrative contract to their offer if they win the Europa League in next week’s final against Seville.
Gotze would be a good signing for Spurs. Hope they don't sneak in.
By sam777 Go To PostItalian media going all in on Mourinho to United being a done deal now, not sure how much they know, only time will tell I guess.Praise be. Unless they are wrong, because then...
I think Gotze will return to Dortmund. He really needs to get his career on track again and I don't think going to a new league is the way to do that.
Plus all those gross pies british people eat will make him fatter.
Plus all those gross pies british people eat will make him fatter.
By Wedward Go To PostHenry Winter @henrywinter 10m10 minutes agothis is the movie's tagline right
Vardy: "Things have changed. In 2012 I tweeted 'chat shit, get banged' and nobody noticed. It's different now." #lcfc #eng #FOTY16
God, Uncharted 4 is just stunning.
Chapter 10 in particular, JESUS CHRIST
i dont understand how this is on consoles
Chapter 10 in particular, JESUS CHRIST
i dont understand how this is on consoles
Imagine a Martial/Shaw left side next season, injuries willing
Imagine a right winger
An actual winger who plays on the right, that can cross
Id die
Imagine a right winger
An actual winger who plays on the right, that can cross
Id die
By sam777 Go To PostItalian media going all in on Mourinho to United being a done deal now, not sure how much they know, only time will tell I guess.They know nothing.
Edit: Some saying it will be announced tomorrow. Dream scenario LVG announces he is retiring at the end of the season in his press conference.
Embrace the Giggseh.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostLiverpool make CL —> Goatse to LiverpoolFuck this shitcunt. I hope he rots away at Bayern.
Liverpool don't make CL —> Goatse to Dortmund
By Wedward Go To PostI think Gotze will return to Dortmund. He really needs to get his career on track again and I don't think going to a new league is the way to do that.I doubt he wants to go back to BVB at this point. Everyone hates him. His career, form are awful. Liverpool and EPL would mean a fresh start and under the coach who made him look like a good player.
Plus all those gross pies british people eat will make him fatter.
Also, it would be too expensive for BVB. You never wank alone Gotze
By rvy Go To PostThey know nothing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn4jIlFwuLU
Embrace the Giggseh.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostFrom here: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/11/john-terry-meeting-chelsea-career-over apparently the club waived the fee to host the party. No word yet if the celebration has been cancelled.Anyone who wouldn't renew their season tickets because a 35 year old millionaire isn't being offered a new contract is an idiot.
Season ticket renewals started today. Perfect time for the club to drop some good news for the ticket buying fans.
By Laboured Go To PostThe Times are saying Wenger will be signing a contract extension to 2019.And these idiots will still renew their season tickets...
Heh.
By Laboured Go To PostThe Times are saying Wenger will be signing a contract extension to 2019.
Heh.
Damn. I really thought he'd wait until the end of next season before deciding.
He is never leaving.
By Laboured Go To PostThe Times are saying Wenger will be signing a contract extension to 2019.
Heh.
By Wedward Go To PostDamn. I really thought he'd wait until the end of next season before deciding.http://news.arseblog.com/2016/05/the-times-claim-wenger-to-to-be-offered-new-deal/
He is never leaving.
By GQman2121 Go To PostAnd these idiots will still renew their season tickets…
Yeah, what idiots for not dropping their season ticket that they'd have to get on a massive wait list if they ever decide they like Arsenal again.
By Laboured Go To PostThe Times are saying Wenger will be signing a contract extension to 2019.Pele r u ok
Heh.
r u ok Pele
By Laboured Go To PostOMG Lavezzifatty boombatty
https://twitter.com/GFFN/status/730875145217310720
I obviously wasn't being serious. But I suppose you do have to go to the matches to be able to complaint about results on Arsenal Fan TV. Bless them.
Gunna be hilarious when we are top of the table in October and still in every comp and they announce his extension.
By Wedward Go To PostGunna be hilarious when we are top of the table in October and still in every comp and they announce his extension.Honest question: Do you want him to stay or go?
By Francis Go To PostHonest question: Do you want him to stay or go?
Go after next season.
Unless we win the treble.
Anything less and I think he should go.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI would rather Pele left.
Didn't he become a fan in 06?
Coincidence?
yes i did
maybe Wenger was mentioning me when he said the fans were to blame