By Laboured Go To PostDevs that make good shooting games must think "we do better gunplay and encounter design than this".thank you.
And devs that make good fighting games must think "we definitely make better fighting mechanics than this because ths is bang average to control".
And devs that make good driving games must think "this feels tacked on and lacks depth".
And devs that make good 3D platformers must think "this controls itself".
the game does play itself a lot....but it's rather enjoyable. This pirate stuff is up my alley
I wonder if we'll get Wes on as a coach. We've basically paid him to do fuck all this year but apparently he has been excellent to have around.
Ferguson meeting up with to tell him not to sign for United.
Giggs has powerful friends.
All hail Giggs.
Giggs has powerful friends.
All hail Giggs.
Gonna be weird seeing Martinez get absolute dog's abuse when everyone knows its his last game anyway
Probably better to just sack him now and put a caretaker manager in charge
Probably better to just sack him now and put a caretaker manager in charge
Looks like that Fergie talk turned him off real hard
"Look son, I'm handing you the keys to Old Trafford. You will be in control of EVERYTHING, including transfers and sponsorships. Fuck, I'll even give you my wife, not like I'm fucking her anymore, just promise me you will make it to top 4."
"I don't know, sir. It looks like there is real pressure in OT to win trophies, but the squad needs a lot of work. But, I will do it if you kick Giggs out of the club"
"Giggs is my puppet, okay? He will do everything I say and if you don't like it then I presume I could throw in one of Woodward's fancy cars."
"I dont know. It looks like you have a bias towards your old players and that does not reflect well on you."
"Look, son. We're in real fucking crisis here, and if I can't have some degree of control then I won't feel comfortable. Sometimes I cannot sleep at night thinking United is under the hands of that long neck troll looking motherfucker."
"I don't know, it seems you won't let go of your club and that could affect my performance. I think you have a problem that needs to be addressed."
*Fergie flips table*
"Look son, I'm handing you the keys to Old Trafford. You will be in control of EVERYTHING, including transfers and sponsorships. Fuck, I'll even give you my wife, not like I'm fucking her anymore, just promise me you will make it to top 4."
"I don't know, sir. It looks like there is real pressure in OT to win trophies, but the squad needs a lot of work. But, I will do it if you kick Giggs out of the club"
"Giggs is my puppet, okay? He will do everything I say and if you don't like it then I presume I could throw in one of Woodward's fancy cars."
"I dont know. It looks like you have a bias towards your old players and that does not reflect well on you."
"Look, son. We're in real fucking crisis here, and if I can't have some degree of control then I won't feel comfortable. Sometimes I cannot sleep at night thinking United is under the hands of that long neck troll looking motherfucker."
"I don't know, it seems you won't let go of your club and that could affect my performance. I think you have a problem that needs to be addressed."
*Fergie flips table*
Spanish reports claim Real Madrid’s James Rodriguez was in Turin to visit Juventus but failed to reach an agreement.
The Colombian star is one of several high-profile figures to be linked with the Bianconeri for a summer move.
Ok Diario have reported that the attacking midfielder flew to Turin on May 1, where he was met by Juve directors and shown around the club facilities.
The Old Lady made James an offer but he returned to Madrid without having reached an agreement, says the outlet
Phew, thank fuck for that.
overrated as hell.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostWe are manyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F7N9pTksxY#donotcrossus
By Yaya Scabrogo Go To Posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F7N9pTksxY
I am absolutely in love with his home.
-wing wang wong
By Yurt Go To PostPhew, thank fuck for that.Lol. How much does he want? Career has stalled since going RM.
overrated as hell.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostJust get me Gotze.Heavily linked to Pool currently. Klopp connection is a transfer news magnet.
Arsenal or Juve, I don't give a fuck. Give me him.
By Fergie Go To PostLol. How much does he want? Career has stalled since going RM.Not only is he apparently asking for more than 6 but Madrid will most likely ask for whatever they paid for him
Heavily linked to Pool currently. Klopp connection is a transfer news magnet.
they can both do one
BT sport are apparently going to stream the CL final and the Europa league final for free on youtube
Edit: and on the freeview channel BT showcase
Edit: and on the freeview channel BT showcase
By Auto Go To PostHamez would easily destroy Serie AWhich Juve do anyway.....
Pay whatever he asks
They need players to take them further more consistently in the CL
James ain't that
By Hitch Go To PostWhich Juve do anyway…..
They need players to take them further more consistently in the CL
James ain't that
Spot on. Juve need to build a team to win the CL, and at the bery least continuously be talk about as favourites. The Italian regeneration is complete, now it is time for the European domination.
By Diego! Go To PostBT sport are apparently going to stream the CL final and the Europa league final for free on youtubeNot a surprise. Weren't there reports that CL viewing figures are much lower when at least some games were on ITV? Public at large has no clue about BT showcase.
Edit: and on the freeview channel BT showcase
Terrible sports staff doesn't help either.
As reported in March, Pochettino deal worth £25m over 5 years. He turned down approaches from #MUFC and #CFC – sqwk.at/PochDeal
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/12/roberto-martinez-end-of-season-awards-everton
Everton to sack Roberto Martínez once compensation terms agreed.
The Everton manager is expected to lose his job before the final game of the campaign against Norwich City on Sunday following a dire run of form and a second poor Premier League season.
His team have won only one of their past ten matches and their latest anaemic away performance, Wednesday’s 3-0 reverse at Sunderland, came with the manager demanding a reaction to a feeble 3-1 loss at Leicester City on Saturday. Martínez and his players were on a scheduled day off from the club’s Finch Farm training ground on Thursday.
Martínez’s three-year tenure will be brought to end when Everton have finalised the terms of his exit with the Spaniard’s representatives. The 42-year-old has three years remaining on the lucrative contract he was given by Everton at the end of his first season in charge in 2014. The manager is believed to earn at least £3m a year and the club’s hierarchy faces a substantial severance payment for the remainder of Martínez’s contract and those of his backroom staff.
Until the exit is confirmed, the manager remains scheduled to attend the club’s end-of-season awards dinner at St George’s Hall in Liverpool on Thursday. Supporters, who have turned against Martínez in increasing numbers in recent weeks, have planned a protest outside the venue and there will be further calls for his departure at Goodison Park on Sunday should the club’s owners retain the 42-year-old until the end of the season.
Frank de Boer’s agent, Guido Albers, said at the weekend that his client “would love to join a club like Everton”. De Boer’s departure from Ajax was announced by the Dutch club on Thursday after his team blew the chance to win the championship on the final day of the season.
Farhad Moshiri, the British-Iranian billionaire who acquired a 49.9% stake in Everton in February, has promised investment this summer but his first major call at the club will be a new managerial appointment.
By Cleff Go To PostFuckin hell. They gave Martinez that long a contract?
Imagine being stupid enough to give a shit manager a contract that long.
I remember when some Arsenal fans wanted him to replace Wenger.
While I want Wenger gone, he might be one of the few managers that would make me want to keep Wenger
While I want Wenger gone, he might be one of the few managers that would make me want to keep Wenger
I wonder what Hazard is going to do this summer. He's looked clearly unhappy for a while but recently, and especially against Liverpool last night he seems to have rediscovered his game. Would be a shame if he left the premier league.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI remember when some Arsenal fans wanted him to replace Wenger.
While I want Wenger gone, he might be one of the few managers that would make me want to keep Wenger
He is the definition of Wenger-lite.
By Cleff Go To PostWhat ifs and all that but can you imagine where Everton would be if they didn't have Lukaku? I know you can say they could've got the goals from somewhere else etc. But he's been pretty vital and scored a lot of winning goals.
Yep, with no Lukaku we would have gone down to the Championship
What you guys witnessed yesterday was players not playing for the manager. We have been gash, Martinez have made the whole club toxic and the atmosphere have never been as negative around the club since... never,
Martinez, what a scam. The first season, I believed, but man.....
I feel sick watching my team play :(
James still has 15 goals and assists this year, having missed 2 months of the season. And he only got 26 last year. Wouldn't exactly say he has stalled. This happens to everyone at Real Madrid, the only reason he's not gonna be a massive bargain is because Madrid overpaid so much for him in the first place
Kaya Burgess @kayaburgess
Tory MP Peter Lilley just demanded the BBC includes "the views of that greatest oppressed minority in this country: those of conservatives".
Astonishing.
The reason I don't want James is the same reason I don't want any player from Real. They're fucking mercaneries who have already reached the pinnacle of their career in their mind. Without any sincere emotional reason to move, I don't think any big team should be paying Real the kind of money they'll want for players like Hamez.
By Oddinho Go To PostThe reason I don't want James is the same reason I don't want any player from Real. They're fucking mercaneries who have already reached the pinnacle of their career in their mind. Without any sincere emotional reason to move, I don't think any big team should be paying Real the kind of money they'll want for players like Hamez.
I still want Varane tho.
Good news - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/12/crystal-palace-stoke-city-west-ham-norwich-winger-nathan-redmond
Would be worth anything around 15m and down I think
Bye Bobby. Charlatan. Took the core of a really solid side and proper fucked them.
Would be worth anything around 15m and down I think
Bye Bobby. Charlatan. Took the core of a really solid side and proper fucked them.
By Laboured Go To PostI still want Varane tho.
He's still young enough and hasnt reached star status yet. He's one Real will want to keep desperately so he'd actually be worth chasing IMO.
problem with Hamez is that he is a solid footballer but lacks creativity
in a position that demands it
that is a huge flaw imo
in a position that demands it
that is a huge flaw imo
By Plasma Go To PostWonder who they'll get in, I don't think De Boer is much of a step up.Rumours about going for Benitez
By faridmon Go To PostYESSSSS!!!!
Congrats!
Manchester United have advertised for a 'scouting auditor'
Despite the scout title, the position would not involve watching any football
The auditor would collate scouting reports and act as quality control
It is part of a behind-the-scenes shake-up led by vice-chairman Ed Woodward
Up to 40 appointments could be made to boost United's scouting department
Manchester United’s root-and-branch recruitment review will see one of their top jobs go to a scout who doesn’t physically watch football.
The unusual post - advertised as a ‘scouting auditor’ - is hoped to offer a fresh perspective to their floundering system.
Thinking behind the role is that it will evolve into one of the senior positions at Old Trafford and act as a form of quality control when identifying transfer targets.
Executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward is looking to expand the department to arrest problems United have endured since Sir Alex Ferguson’s retirement in 2013.
It is understood the new scouting auditor will not be expected to watch any matches themselves, not taking in any players personally.
They will, however, have the final scouting decision on who United should splash the cash on by collating various reports filed by other scouts.
Scores and notes from those in the field will be traded off against each other before the auditor - who must resist the temptation to watch any footage - takes an informed decision in discussions with Woodward and the manager.
Woodward is set to make up to 40 fresh appointments across the department in a bid to strengthen their hand in picking up talent.
There are advertisements out for senior scouts across Europe and in Asia as United continue the huge revamp.
Manchester United look set to miss out on Champions League football after a disappointing campaign
Dutchman Henny de Regt has already been brought in to work with head of youth recruitment Derek Langley, while chief scout Jim Lawlor has been given admin support so he can concentrate fully on finding players.
United want to keep a greatly expanded scouting system in place whoever replaces current manager Louis van Gaal, so avoiding David Moyes' predicament of finding there was no accessible database of potential players when he took over from Ferguson.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3586588/Manchester-United-plan-appoint-scouting-auditor-won-t-actually-watch-football-overhaul.html
Ok, I understand that the gameplay quality of Uncharted 4 is subjective, I personally love the mixture of cinematic and TPS gameplay.
But graphics or art-wise? Christ this game just embarass others.
Odd that watch is right up my alley. Sexy as hell. How much is it?
But graphics or art-wise? Christ this game just embarass others.
Odd that watch is right up my alley. Sexy as hell. How much is it?
Wtf, a head scout that doesn't actually watch the players? Is maintaining partiality really that important? Utd are rich as fuck they can just spitball until it works.
Eh, I can see that scout-manager type thing working.
Thing is that's not a hiring that United fans wants to see :p
Thing is that's not a hiring that United fans wants to see :p