By Slizz Go To PostK so we can't just do pgs. 76-80? You gotta list every single page number lol.
Newcastle fans can't count higher than 6 (and only because we taught them that) so they had to give 5 seperate numbers so they know how many pages they have got to read in that shit rag.
Top Gossip
Real Madrid defender Raphael Varane, 23, will only sign for Manchester United if they appoint Jose Mourinho as manager. (Daily Star)
Jurgen Klopp has spoken to Ousmane Dembele and wants to bring the 18-year-old Rennes forward to Liverpool in a deal that could be worth almost £28m. (Guardian)
Arsenal will step up their interest in Juventus striker Alvaro Morata, 23, after Danny Welbeck was ruled out for nine months with a knee injury.(Daily Mirror)
Midfielder Ilkay Gundogan, 25, a target for incoming Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola, has been told to sign a new deal at Borussia Dortmund or leave the club. (Ruhr Nachrichten, via Manchester Evening News)
City are also keen on 26-year-old Real Madrid midfielder Toni Kroos. (Marca, via Daily Express)
Liverpool target Mario Gotze, 23, has been told by incoming Bayern Munich manager Carlo Ancelotti he may not be needed by the German champions next season. (Suddeutsche Zeitung - in German)
However, Juventus are also keen on Germany's World Cup-winning midfielder as boss Massimiliano Allegri looks to strengthen his squad.(Gazzetta dello Sport)
Manchester United are among the bookmakers' favourites to sign Chelsea defender John Terry when the 35-year-old's contract expires this summer. (Daily Star)
But United could miss out on Villarreal defender Mateo Musacchio, as Barcelona hope to partner the 25-year-old with Gerard Pique. (Sport, via Daily Express)
Cristiano Ronaldo, 31, has agreed to stay at Real Madrid, but only if they win the Champions League. (Don Balon, via Daily Star)
Everton will move to sign Dynamo Kiev forward Andriy Yarmolenko, 26, this summer and are also keen on 25-year-old Santos midfielder Lucas Lima.(ESPN)
Oostende's Belgium international Jordan Lukaku, brother of Everton's Romelu, believes he would suit the Premier League, with the 21-year-old defender saying he is a fan of Arsenal. (The Set Pieces)
Aston Villa defender Jordan Amavi, 22, is being lined up for a move to Serie A side AC Milan. (Calcio News24, via Daily Express)
Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho is no closer to returning to management and has "no idea" where his next job will be. (Sirius XM, via Metro)
Real Madrid midfielder James Rodriguez, 24, has flown to Turin to discuss a possible move to Italian champions Juventus.(OK Diario - in Spanish)
Former Chelsea and West Brom manager Roberto di Matteo has emerged as the favourite to take over at relegated Aston Villa. (Birmingham Mail)
Sporting Lisbon's Scotland international Ryan Gauld, 20, will go out on loan next season, with Huddersfield Town a possibility. (Huddersfield Examiner)
Chelsea's kit deal with Adidas will cease at the end of next season after the pair decided to terminate their current agreement six years early. (City AM)
Barcelona could be set to lose the biggest sponsorship deal in the club's history, with Qatar Airways instead opening negotiations to sponsor La Liga. (Diario AS, via Daily Mail)
Best of social media
After the club's relegation, former Newcastle striker Faustino Asprilla tweeted: "Welcome to the Championship; you guys worked very hard to get there!" He followed up with this picture of him, former manager Kevin Keegan and ex-team-mate David Ginola.Match of the Day pundit Alan Shearer said the St James' Park outfit did not learn from their relegation in 2009, when he was their manager at the end of the season.
It was a "day of special signatures" for 38-year-old goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon, who earned a new contract at Juventus and received a Leicester City signed shirt. He added: "Mine with Juventus until 2018 and then those of Leicester. Grazie Mister Ranieri!"
Danny Welbeck's Arsenal team-mates posted messages of support after learning the England striker will miss nine months following knee surgery.
Welbeck said on his Twitter account "I will be back stronger", with the Gunners' Wales midfielder Aaron Ramsey adding: "Gutted for you, Welbz. Hope it's a speedy recovery."
Stoke City goalkeeper Shay Given joined Neil Lennon and Ally McCoist on BBC 5 live for Wednesday night's football, joking he would have to keep the former Celtic and Rangers players and managers apart.Shay Given got between former Old Firm rivals Neil Lennon and Ally McCoist
Former Cameroon international Samuel Eto'o sent a heartfelt birthday wish to old Barcelona team-mate Andres Iniesta, tweeting: "Happy Birthday to you my brother. You're such an incredible player and man, much love to you!"
Manchester City and England winger Raheem Sterling posted this picture on Instagram, adding: "Had a good afternoon with the Manchester Police Trust, discussing ways to help the community."
And finally
Former Manchester United and England midfielder David Beckham took over the Adidas store at London's Oxford Street to launch the Old Trafford club's new away kit. (Complex UK)
By Lunatic Go To PostDoom running on the Vulkan APIJesus
https://youtu.be/anrvBD4aTGY
This is how you demo a FPS.
By hixx Go To PostNewcastle fans can't count higher than 6 (and only because we taught them that) so they had to give 5 seperate numbers so they know how many pages they have got to read in that shit rag.Amazing.
Congrats by the way.
Manchester United are among the bookmakers' favourites to sign Chelsea defender John Terry when the 35-year-old's contract expires this summer. (Daily Star)
By Slizz Go To PostThe new Instagram icon/logo whatever is laughably bad. Really don't care either way though.
It is quite ugly.
The UI looks a lot nicer though.
Jurgen Klopp has spoken to Ousmane Dembele and wants to bring the 18-year-old Rennes forward to Liverpool in a deal that could be worth almost £28m. (Guardian)
Yoooo if Klopp actually manages to get him, holy shit. He will be their Anthony Martial. Even at 18 I think he's better than N'Koudou and Boufal. Kid is going to be world class in the future.
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By Slizz Go To PostThe new Instagram icon/logo whatever is laughably bad. Really don't care either way though.the old one was so ugly though
By rvy Go To PostDiss, was RE6 PS4 port done by Capcom or outsourced?Capcom. Their MT Framework engine is amazing and makes porting to PC a snap. The PS4 version of RE6 is basically the PC version. It's good stuff.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostWho is this Dembele kidhttp://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/ousmane-dembele/profil/spieler/288230
What position does he play
Is he any good
By Perfect Blue Go To PostCapcom. Their MT Framework engine is amazing and makes porting to PC a snap. The PS4 version of RE6 is basically the PC version. It's good stuff.It's going for 15€ on PSN, might get it after finishing U4.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostWho is this Dembele kidHe's a left winger, 18 year old who LIT UP Ligue 1 this year in his first season. Crazy good ball control, can shoot well with both feet, blistering pace, and excels at set pieces. Scored 12 goals in Ligue 1 playing with Rennes.
What position does he play
Is he any good
Going to Liverpool would be a pretty huge coup. The kid is wanted by just about every big club in Europe.
Barcelona could be set to lose the biggest sponsorship deal in the club's history, with Qatar Airways instead opening negotiations to sponsor La Liga. (Diario AS, via Daily Mail)wouldnt that be cathastrophic for them, considering they can barely pay their current payroll now
Watching the extended highlights of Sunderland/Everton now.
I think Stones is a decent enough player with room to grow, but the tape on him in games where they've conceded goals in bunches is eyeopening. He looks completely lost and a bit uninterested out there. In fact, that entire backline is all over the place. It's as if they all speak a different language.
Also, if Varane is looking to move on for more playing time, how are more clubs not being linked? He's clearly very, very good and has been held back by the senior defenders at Madrid.
I think Stones is a decent enough player with room to grow, but the tape on him in games where they've conceded goals in bunches is eyeopening. He looks completely lost and a bit uninterested out there. In fact, that entire backline is all over the place. It's as if they all speak a different language.
Also, if Varane is looking to move on for more playing time, how are more clubs not being linked? He's clearly very, very good and has been held back by the senior defenders at Madrid.
Its so hard to watch the first half of playoff basketball when your team is in it. You micro analyze so much and it really is just a game of runs.
EDIT: Unless you are Wedward.
EDIT: Unless you are Wedward.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostHe's a left winger, 18 year old who LIT UP Ligue 1 this year in his first season. Crazy good ball control, can shoot well with both feet, blistering pace, and excels at set pieces. Scored 12 goals in Ligue 1 playing with Rennes.
Going to Liverpool would be a pretty huge coup. The kid is wanted by just about every big club in Europe.
We should get him and send Walcott, Campbell and Sanogo the other way.
By Slizz Go To PostIts so hard to watch the first half of playoff basketball when your team is in it. You micro analyze so much and it really is just a game of runs.
EDIT: Unless you are Wedward.
I was worried on Monday.
Then Curry went off.
By Xpike Go To Postwouldnt that be cathastrophic for them, considering they can barely pay their current payroll nowNeymar || Welcome to Manchester United || Skills & Goals || [HD]
By Xpike Go To Postwouldnt that be cathastrophic for them, considering they can barely pay their current payroll nowBargain bin Messi sounds great
By Wedward Go To PostI was worried on Monday.9-0 run for Toronto to start the game, annoying but still first quarter. Livingston got ejected on purpose, all part of the #narrative lol.
Then Curry went off.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostWe winning this game SlizzIf you do the series is over.
EDIT: This is gross.
By cashman Go To PostNeymar || Welcome to Manchester United || Skills & Goals || [HD]Putting the ridiculous money to good use for once would be a transcendant experience
By Perfect Blue Go To PostI hope this is what made us drop them. Grey, highlighter colours and tea towel texture. Someone's having a laugh.
By inky Go To PostAbsolutely DisgustingAt a loss for words.
Nuke this country pls.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostWhat a great start for our soon to be star striker. Already injured lol
Chelsea have terminated the Adidas contract? Nice. Now let Copenhagen leave that shit company too please, absolutely horrible designs.
By Honey Bunny Go To PostI hope this is what made us drop them. Grey, highlighter colours and tea towel texture. Someone's having a laugh.What is making people assume we dropped them? The press release says we have mutually agreed to end the partnership.
There's some shit on Twitter saying we bought out of the deal which would obviously mean we've lined someone else up already. But it's all speculation at this point.
By Xpike Go To Postwouldnt that be cathastrophic for them, considering they can barely pay their current payroll nowCould be pretty bad yeah.
Current deal was valued at €28 million a year.
They'll need a fair bit more than that if they want to make any significant additions to the squad.
By GQman2121 Go To PostThere's some shit on Twitter saying we bought out of the deal which would obviously mean we've lined someone else up already. But it's all speculation at this point.
Adidas said that themselves.
"This mutual agreement on early termination of the agreement will allow Chelsea Football Club to enter a new equipment agreement with a competitor of adidas AG.
"It will allow adidas AG to continue to implement its sports sponsorship strategy as set out in its strategic business plan ‘Creating the New’. Under this plan, adidas AG will partner with fewer assets on a team level.
"As compensation for the early termination of the contract, the adidas Group will receive a payment from Chelsea Football Club in 2017 that will already positively impact the Group’s net income this year."
By Woodenpapangus Go To Post"As compensation for the early termination of the contract, the adidas Group will receive a payment from Chelsea Football Club in 2017 that will already positively impact the Group’s net income this year."
Well there it is. So the next sponsor must be coming hard for this to happen. United got a better deal out of them, but £30m a year was pretty incredible when they renegotiated a few years ago.
I wouldn't mind going back to Umbro but I don't know if they've got that kind of money. It's probably Nike or Under Armour. Would be incredible if it were Jumpman though. They just signed with Michigan here in the US. It's their first university or team sponsorship for American football.
Oh fuck I forgot about Under Armour. Yeah they've gone all in when it comes to American sports sponsorships.
Still think it'll be Nike. Now that Manchester United and Arsenal have changed sponsors the only club in the EPL that has their kits is Manchester City lol.
Still think it'll be Nike. Now that Manchester United and Arsenal have changed sponsors the only club in the EPL that has their kits is Manchester City lol.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-3585489/Chelsea-want-50m-year-new-kit-sponsor-parting-adidas.html
Wow Uniqlo. That would definitely be something.
Wow Uniqlo. That would definitely be something.
By Hitch Go To PostWe're going to be linked with so many players this summer, especially early on.Don't be afraid.