Football Thread 2015/16 | March | England UEFA Euro 2016 Champions

By Yurt Go To Posthis classic dumbfounded and preachy rants won't have the same effect I feel

By Kidjr Go To PostThey'll be HUGE twinge of irony with everything he says now though surely.

Not really. Doesn't make him wrong. Analysis (which imo he is very good at albeit after the fact) is just one part of a manger's skill set. Even if you were to accept (which I don't yet) that Neville is a poor overall manager that wouldn't mean his ability to analyse or criticise is diminished.

I mean, it's almost like the ridiculous Terry-esque adage that you can't talk about football to a high level unless you've played the game at the very highest level.

I don't think GNev is shameless enough to go straight back to prime time punditry, his ambition was always to be a manager so I think he will look to restart from a lower level rather than crawl back onto TV.

By Yurt Go To PostI told you!!!!!! They were putting made up quotes in our mouths

I think it has to be incompetence. It must be.

God damn some enemies in DS3 are really fucking hard. There is a regular enemy type that has the same move set and animations as 2nd phase Gascoigne for fucks sake

When I first started DS3 I thought it was a bit too easy. But now it's getting ridiculously rough. And despite that, bosses aren't even that tough, it's just getting through the levels.

By Ushojax Go To PostI don't think GNev is shameless enough to go straight back to prime time punditry, his ambition was always to be a manager so I think he will look to restart from a lower level rather than crawl back onto TV.

He said when he arrived at Valencia he doesnt see management as his long term future, I doubt things have changed for him.

I'd take Gary for Brazil in a heart beat.

By Yurt Go To PostGary m8, you almost relegated the 4th biggest team in La Liga, a team with a comfortably above average roster.

I think they have a pretty average roster at best. Best players on the team are what.... Cheryshev? A washed Negredo? Gaya? Feghouli?

Paco Alcacer?

Football Fan CCC about to taste defeat

Neville on Sky Sports will never be the same.

Esch

Xhaka

what do you think

are we winning the double or are we winning the treble

By Mr Cola Go To PostHe said when he arrived at Valencia he doesnt see management as his long term future, I doubt things have changed for him.

What an odd thing to say. Maybe he just took the job as a favour to his dodgy mate, and he'll be back on TV like it never happened.

By Esch Go To PostI think they have a pretty average roster at best. Best players on the team are what…. Cheryshev? A washed Negredo? Gaya? Feghouli?

Paco Alcacer?

Enzo Perez

By Esch Go To PostI think they have a pretty average roster at best. Best players on the team are what…. Cheryshev? A washed Negredo? Gaya? Feghouli?

Paco Alcacer?

Diego Alves is their best player.

Neymar is going to fucking roast Danilo

Pls start Carvajal
But Danilo will start

FUCK

Oh Gary.

Stop doing those kind of favors m8.

By Auto Go To PostEsch

Xhaka

what do you think

are we winning the double or are we winning the treble

Pretty good at distributing the ball for a more defensive player. Completes a lot of passes. Could end up being a good pairing with Ramsey as he's like an upgrade on Arteta. Him and the Neny might be interesting. Or if we end up going for a denser central midfield setup like a lot of teams in europe he could give us a good mix of defensive stability and playmaking haha thats not happening. Im happy just to have him if it happens, because we are desperately lacking in any creative players in CM that can actually play a season of football without incinerating into a pile of ligaments

Elsk's Schweini comparison is off though. I'll admit they have some similarities in style, but.....Xhaka is much slower and poorer in tight spaces, and not as good of a goalscorer. He has a good brain, but his physical ability is not top qualitee. You are never going to see him boss a midfield with his strength or trickery/speed. Juventus isolated him a lot with their press and cut him off, forcing him to play a lot of long balls (which he is pretty good at tbh) He's also rash and picks up cards for stupid shit, so you know he'll get an Arsenal Red Card™ once in a while.

we are winning nothing. hope this helps.

What a post. Thanks Esch.

By Oddinho Go To PostGod damn some enemies in DS3 are really fucking hard. There is a regular enemy type that has the same move set and animations as 2nd phase Gascoigne for fucks sake

When I first started DS3 I thought it was a bit too easy. But now it's getting ridiculously rough. And despite that, bosses aren't even that tough, it's just getting through the levels.

where you up to, mon frere?

I can't see Arsene spending 35m pounds on a cm.

The marketing for the Warcraft movie is some of the worst you will ever see holy fuck.

Feel sorry for the director, he clearly fuckin hates it. I mean... what is this?


lmao

^lol

Reminds me of Borderlands

Miami + Tennis = bikini shots.

Drug-addled Maria:

http://i.imgur.com/3TD0G7j.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/AMETPHi.jpg

Sabinnnnne good lord:

http://i.imgur.com/bvSGAGD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8aoKdjH.jpg

By hixx Go To PostThe marketing for the Warcraft movie is some of the worst you will ever see holy fuck.

Feel sorry for the director, he clearly fuckin hates it. I mean… what is this?


lmao

Looks like marketing poster for a video game movie.

I hope this movie bombs because if it does not then we will be in the era of video games being made into movies which is gonna be considerably worse than the super hero movie era we are in.

Maria may be a crackhead, but good lord

seems petty

By hixx Go To PostThe marketing for the Warcraft movie is some of the worst you will ever see holy fuck.

Feel sorry for the director, he clearly fuckin hates it. I mean… what is this?

Poor Dunc Jones, was on the shortlist for BvS and ends up with this (though he's a massive Warcraft fan tbf)

YES SLIZZINHO

Slizz should get a job as paparazzi. You just know he would enjoy it so much

By hixx Go To PostThe marketing for the Warcraft movie is some of the worst you will ever see holy fuck.

Feel sorry for the director, he clearly fuckin hates it. I mean… what is this?


lmao

the film already has an uphill struggle, this is not helping....

who ok'd this?

You took those shots Slizz?

By Auto Go To PostYou took those shots Slizz?

loooooooooooool

Is this better or worse? I can't tell:

That is so much worse.

Why not just use Blizzard assets to market a Blizzard game? Which marketing company is responsible for this?

By Gurthang Go To PostNeymar is going to fucking roast Danilo

Pls start Carvajal
But Danilo will start

FUCK

Trying to give credit where credit is due, Danilo has had a good streak of games as of late. That being said, I love Carvajal's defensive work but I'm OK with either starting, if it means Danilo is going to continue his streak of good games.

More PS4K leaks

By Punished Go To PostMore PS4K leaks

This is shit.
Seriously, will give ALOT of developers an excuse and some games will run like absolute shit on the normal PS4.
Really hope it won't play out like this...

Double the power of the GPU but keep the CPU on shit tier level? Amazing, Sony.







I'll still buy it when TLoU 2 comes out -_-

By Pennywise Go To PostThis is shit.
Seriously, will give ALOT of developers an excuse and some games will run like absolute shit on the normal PS4.
Really hope it won't play out like this…

Imagine 3 years ago when people were cheering about $400/£350

and then they said

"in 3 years, we will sell your PSVR for £350!"

ok, sure.

"BUT THATS NOT ALL! In 3 years we will sell you the PS4.5 for another $400! It will make your PS4 look like absolute shit!"

get fucked

By hixx Go To PostImagine 3 years ago when people were cheering about $400/£350

and then they said

"in 3 years, we will sell your PSVR for £350!"

ok, sure.

"BUT THATS NOT ALL! In 3 years we will sell you the PS4.5 for another $400! It will make your PS4 look like absolute shit!"

get fucked

VR is another matter though.

Still imagine someone like FROM Software developing a title for the PS4K and than imagine how the normal PS4 version would look like.
Or Avalanche....
Fucking hell.

My TV doesn't support 4k anyway, so that's not something I'm bothered about, but the development part is really pissing me off.

By hixx Go To PostDouble the power of the GPU but keep the CPU on shit tier level? Amazing, Sony.

That isn't what the leak says is it? I read it as they were currently still talking about potential CPUs and they might again upgrade on the current proposed CPU.

Either way, this E3 is going to be something else. For better or for worse.

I don't understand the outrage over this ps4k. The original ps4 isn't somehow going to become weaker. The games will look as they have always done. And there'll be another option that looks better,.as has always been the case

By Slizz Go To PostI was on that playlist, just didn't have the time to go thru the whole list lol.

I'm surprised I actually like Parasyte tbh. Such an easy Halloween costume also.

Haha alright. Did you find it at least?

By sohois Go To PostI don't understand the outrage over this ps4k. The original ps4 isn't somehow going to become weaker. The games will look as they have always done. And there'll be another option that looks better,.as has always been the case

people just wanna bitch

I'll take one PS4K sir

It was also stated that these games will in fact work for the PS4 but with considerable sacrifices made to performance.

if that happens i'm never buying a sony console ever again

The issue is if devs start shitting out the OG PS4 versions of games. Future games on those SKUs could easily end up looking worse than current ones if that happens.

By Hitch Go To PostThe issue is if devs start shitting out the OG PS4 versions of games. Future games on those SKUs could easily end up looking worse than current ones if that happens.

they will main the one with the larger userbase (PS4 for now), this is all about making money after all.

if anything, PS4K will be just an option to tick during development

Lol Sony can fuck off.

By Yurt Go To Postpeople just wanna bitch

This.

It's crazy how much people bitch about anything and everything.

At E3...

GTAV 4K Edition
Uncharted 4K
Bloodbourne 2
The Last Guardian 4K
The Last of Us 2

"Oh ma gad! Sony am awesome!!!1 Naughty Gods!!!111"
"Sony wins E3!"
"lol Nintendo. Doooommmmmeeeedddd!"