Football Thread 2015/16 | February | Arsene da frawd. Do one, Pele.

By Yurt Go To Postit could have been much better :(


christ, so many beauties in Vikings

Of course, there's good genes to go by.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck a win today would pile so much pressure on the Skunks and Norwich

Got Palace on Tues which we HAVE to win.

Huge 4 days!

By Gurthang Go To PostLaporte is joining Man City per Sport.

That fuck Barca didn't get himif the rumor is true.

The only movie ive walked out of in my life is The Fantastic Four. And I watch a shitload of movies.

Barcelona are interested in re-signing Arsenal defender Hector Bellerin. The 20-year-old right-back began his career at Barca before joining the Gunners in 2011. (Sport, via Daily Star)
Manchester United and Manchester City have both had bids rejected for 25-year-old Juventus left-back Alex Sandro. The Italian club value the defender at £35m. (Calciomercato, via Express)
Former England captain Steven Gerrard, 35, says the forthcoming Major League Soccer season is likely to be his last as a player. The LA Galaxy midfielder is already preparing for a career in coaching. (Daily Telegraph)
England may bid to host the 2030 World Cup following Gianni Infantino's election as Fifa president, says Football Association chairman Greg Dyke. (Sky Sports)
Manchester United want to sign Werder Bremen striker Johannes Eggestein. The 17-year-old has scored 69 goals in 71 games for the club's under-17 and under-19 sides. (Weser Kurier, via Daily Star)
Newcastle midfielder Rolando Aarons, 20, is a transfer target for Arsenal, AC Milan and Juventus. (Tuttomercatoweb, via Newcastle Chronicle)
Chelsea forward Alexandre Pato is still not fit enough to play, a month after joining the club on loan from Corinthians. (Sun)
Liverpool's Daniel Sturridge, 26, is the best English striker - when he is fit - according to former Reds defender Jamie Carragher. (Daily Mail)
West Ham are confident midfielders Cheikhou Kouyate, 26, and Manuel Lanzini, 23, will both sign new deals in March. (London Evening Standard)
Antonio Conte, who is tipped to become Chelsea's next manager, will be encouraged by the club to keep current assistant first-team coach Steve Holland as part of his backroom staff. (Daily Telegraph)
Everton will move for Cardiff City's £10m-rated goalkeeper David Marshall, 30, if current number one Tim Howard, 36, moves to Major League Soccer side Colorado Rapids in the summer. (Mirror)
Former Swansea forward Michu, 29, says it is his dream to play for the club again. The Spain international, who left the Swans in November, is currently playing for UP Langreo in Spain's fourth tier after injury problems ruined his last two seasons. (South Wales Evening Post)
Leicester manager Claudio Ranieri "stays up all night" studying his Premier League title rivals, says Foxes striker Jamie Vardy. (Talksport)
Bournemouth left-back Charlie Daniels, 29, has been tipped for an England call-up, by team-mate Simon Francis. (Bournemouth Daily Echo)
The Football Association could be fined by European football's governing body Uefa for scheduling the FA Cup fifth-round replay between Hull City and Arsenal on a day designated for Champions League football. (Times, subscription required)
Hull City boss Steve Bruce will try to sign Arsenal midfielder Isaac Hayden, 20, and Manchester United forward Nick Powell, 21, on permanent deals in the summer. The pair are currently on loan with the Championship leaders. (Mirror)

Best of social media
Injured Arsenal defender Carl Jenkinson, who is on loan at West Ham, has posted details on Instagram as he recovers from surgery after a serious knee injury.
He writes: "Just wanted to say a big thanks to all the people who have sent me messages wishing me well. It's going to be a long road back to fitness, but your kind words have given me a lift. This pic was taken a few weeks ago after my surgery. I'm up and walking now!"
Chelsea captain John Terry has posted a picture on Instagram of the trophies, England caps and famous shirts he has collected throughout his career.
On Twitter, Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney praised 18-year-old striker Marcus Rashford, who scored twice on his debut against Midtjylland on Thursday to help set up a Europa League last-16 tie with Liverpool.

And finally
Lifelong Liverpool fan Ernie Ashley, 72, has watched his side play in 33 cup finals and will be at Wembley to cheer on the Reds on Sunday when they face Manchester City in the League Cup final. (Liverpool Echo)
Manchester City rejected the chance to sign Manchester United striker Marcus Rashford, 18, because they thought he was too short. (Times, subscription required)
Wrexham striker James Gray, 23, had to have emergency surgery on his arm after being bitten by a false widow, Britain's most venomous spider. (Sun)

Wait, I missed the EL draw. We're facing United next??

Barcelona are interested in re-signing Arsenal defender Hector Bellerin. The 20-year-old right-back began his career at Barca before joining the Gunners in 2011. (Sport, via Daily Star)

well that's that

Only movie I ever walked out of was a late showing of The Bourne Legacy because my ex at the time was horny after I fingered her in the theatre and we did it at the back alley at 11pm then went home.

By Perfect Blue Go To PostOnly movie I ever walked out of was a late showing of The Bourne Legacy because my ex at the time was horny after I fingered her in the theatre and we did it at the back alley at 11pm then went home.

As good of a excuse as anyone I would say.

According to Balague, Madrid want to sell Hames Rodriguez to fund future signings....

Welcome to Mendes FC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1UeglGARmc

im dead

By Perfect Blue Go To PostOnly movie I ever walked out of was a late showing of The Bourne Legacy because my ex at the time was horny after I fingered her in the theatre and we did it at the back alley at 11pm then went home.

i mean that's a better excuse than ours

Every American comedy released in the last couple of years that I've seen has been 45 minutes too long

What a film Snatch is

I think deadpool is one of America's best comedies in years.

I should have walked out on Transformers 2

but I didn't because I value money

I walked out on a random Garfield movie though. That was too much.

By Perfect Blue Go To PostOnly movie I ever walked out of was a late showing of The Bourne Legacy because my ex at the time was horny after I fingered her in the theatre and we did it at the back alley at 11pm then went home.

My first viewing of Sin City was eeirly similar to this. Except in my car in the parking garage, then to a liquor store.


EDIT: Then for Apocalypto I went in for previews, went to the bathroom and wasnt permitted back in. I had a 6 pack of bottled beer that I snuck in, in my cargo pants and during the previews I dropped an empty and it rolled down the entire theater, attendants were then alerted.

Arsenal to listen to offers for Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain this summer. My story on @IndyFootball online soon and in tomorrow's Indy.

weird of wenger to give up like that

By Xpike Go To Postweird of wenger to give up like that

Think this is bollocks.

Wenger never gives up on his players.

Just look at Flamini and Arteta.

By Pele.gif Go To PostThink this is bollocks.

Wenger never gives up on his players.

Just look at Flamini and Arteta.

What if, just what if Wenger isnt giving up on Ox, but retiring after the season?

Yurt, good call on Solaris. I didn't walk out but I wanted to. Unbearable IMO.

By Xpike Go To Postweird of wenger to give up like that

Weird that anyone would believe that.

They are going to give him 100k.

Probably too late for this question but can anyone explain wtf is up with my Nvidia GeForce experience bullshit that was preloaded on to my computer? Updates always fail to connect to server, tried to open the 'experience' program and it failed. Do I just go to the website and try and nuke this stupid program from my comp?

By Slizz Go To PostProbably too late for this question but can anyone explain wtf is up with my Nvidia GeForce experience bullshit that was preloaded on to my computer? Updates always fail to connect to server, tried to open the 'experience' program and it failed. Do I just go to the website and try and nuke this stupid program from my comp?

Experience is actually pretty good and useful. Not sure what's causing the problem in your case.

Uninstall, reboot, download the latest version from Nvidia's page, install.

Should work just fine.

By Slizz Go To PostProbably too late for this question but can anyone explain wtf is up with my Nvidia GeForce experience bullshit that was preloaded on to my computer? Updates always fail to connect to server, tried to open the 'experience' program and it failed. Do I just go to the website and try and nuke this stupid program from my comp?

try to reinstall
it's actually a good driver manager its a shame nvidia did this underhanded stuff

By Zabojnik Go To PostExperience is actually pretty good and useful. Not sure what the problem is.

Uninstall, reboot, download the latest version from Nvidia's page, install.

Should work just fine.

If thats the case its probably a firewall or MacAfee(Which I def didnt want on my comp) messing up the program and updates.

Thanks Zabo and Xpike btw.

It's a laptop / notebook, isn't it?

By Zabojnik Go To PostIt's a laptop / notebook, isn't it?

Yup Lenovo

By Slizz Go To PostMacAfee(Which I def didnt want on my comp)

Obligatory

https://youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg

we should have a Zabo appreciation day



God, why is my boy so stupid, look at dem tats

We should have our medical team come up with a Witcher-stlye decoction that gives the player god-like technique and have Sturaro drink it.

We'd have the perfect midfielder.

Baba Yaga…

By Esch Go To PostObligatory

https://youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg

Wow this is hilarious, for real though, how do I uninstall it?


EDIT: LMAO HOLY SHIT!!!!


A fucking Rick Ross tat, dude has guaranteed SoBe and Ross women and drugs access now.



FUCKING DOUBLE EDIT: Rick Ross tat glared so hard I completely missed the fucking Brock Lesnar chest tat, just wow.

I don't wanna play against Scum :/

By Zabojnik Go To PostWe should have our medical team come up with a Witcher-stlye decoction that gives the player god-like technique and have Sturaro drink it.

We'd have the perfect midfielder.

but he works better as a soulless hound, he fears nobody and nothing.


our medical team should come up with a Witcher-style poison, and then drink it themselves till they shit out their intestines.

By Pennywise Go To PostI don't wanna play against Scum :/

That should be CL Final game. :-/

By Scum Go To PostThat should be CL Final game. :-/

Instead we got a Wolfsburg - Gent game on CL.
At least both of us can't be sad whenever one of us drops out due the quality of the opponent.

By Slizz Go To PostWow this is hilarious, for real though, how do I uninstall it?


EDIT: LMAO HOLY SHIT!!!!.

The tech in the video wasnt kidding. You literally have to download a removal tool for it.

http://us.mcafee.com/apps/supporttools/mcpr/mcpr.asp

By Pennywise Go To PostI don't wanna play against Scum :/

Racist. Reported.

By Slizz Go To PostWhat if, just what if Wenger isnt giving up on Ox, but retiring after the season?

ok

By Esch Go To PostThe tech in the video wasnt kidding. You literally have to download a removal tool for it.

http://us.mcafee.com/apps/supporttools/mcpr/mcpr.asp


Racist. Reported.

I was actually smiling as the program was listing off what it was removing.

Just wrote a massive post on Facebook praising the New Yorker's article on Netflix's Love. I really loved the show for having two very unlikeable characters and showing that their "love" is shit. I really like when fiction goes to a more realistic impression of love other than the common "and they lived happily ever after...".
People are shit most of the times. they mostly don't really care about anyone else other than themselves and they cling to another person for all the wrong reasons.
I find it funny that I was just told by an ex a few days ago that I'm still one of the few truly romantic guys that she knows. We are meeting up on Sunday, it is either going to be a great get together or an absolute catastrophe.
Can't wait either way as it will at least be another great chapter in my life. A journalist friend of mine told me once that I should write a book about my love life, I'm starting to think that she was right.

LF, you are magnificent with words.

By LFMartins86 Go To PostJust wrote a massive post on Facebook praising the New Yorker's article on Netflix's Love. I really loved the show for having two very unlikeable characters and showing that their "love" is shit. I really like when fiction goes to a more realistic impression of love other than the common "and they lived happily ever after…".
People are shit most of the times. they mostly don't really care about anyone else other than themselves and they cling to another person for all the wrong reasons.
I find it funny that I was just told by an ex a few days ago that I'm still one of the few truly romantic guys that she knows. We are meeting up on Sunday, it is either going to be a great get together or an absolute catastrophe.
Can't wait either way as it will at least be another great chapter in my life. A journalist friend of mine told me once that I should write a book about my love life, I'm starting to think that she was right.

I'm still waiting for my 185 Days of Yurt movie 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈


LFMartins <3 when it comes to exessss, remembaaaaa


your next weekly mix should be about exes fucking off

https://youtu.be/pxu6iQ28arw?t=60

...until they Like your pictures on Instagram. Globalization and social media ruined EVERYTHING

Creed is amazing

By Killer7 Go To PostCreed is amazing

We've been over this, dear Krazy Eyez Killah7.

It's not. It's solid. The end.

By Slizz Go To PostLF, you are magnificent with words.

Thanks.

By Yurt Go To PostI'm still waiting for my 185 Days of Yurt movie 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈


LFMartins &lt;3 when it comes to exessss, remembaaaaa



your next weekly mix should be about exes fucking off

https://youtu.be/pxu6iQ28arw?t=60

until they Like your pictures on Instagram. Globalization and social media ruined EVERYTHING

You shall get your 180 Days Of Yurt, it will be a mixture of 500 Days Of Summer and Blue Valentine. You shall be played by Nicholas Hoult and your love interest will be played by Hailee Steinfield, who I will forever adore for releasing a great song about masturbation.

That idea about ex related songs for my next mix is great. I have to record two extra mixes next week as I'm going back to Uni for two weeks on the 6th and I'm leaving my mixer behind this time so one of those mixes will probably have an "ex" theme.

Oh, and I didn't forget about the bad parts. I don't think she hasn't forget about how she fucked up since I'm the only ex she still talks to (both by her and the other guy's choice). Truth is that she is good for my ego as she openly says that I'm a special guy to her and one of the only good persons that she ever has known, not just to me but she has told it to other people.

By Killer7 Go To PostCreed is amazing

Indeed it is. Copper and Michael B. Jordan will be the next Coppola - DiCaprio partnership.

By Zabojnik Go To PostWe've been over this, dear Krazy Eyez Killah7.

It's not. It's solid. The end.

Creed is amazing.

Haven't seen Creed or Straight Outta Compton. I'm slacking.

Martins, my first choice leads would be Paul Rudd and Michelle Williamsssssssssss


yeah Creed was passable. Rocky's The Force Awakes, innit, Zabo?