By Zabojnik Go To PostYurt doesn't care about Indian people.Is it because of all the shitting on the streets that happens in some parts of India?
Had a fucked up week and the next two weeks are going to be hell so I decided to get a bottle of wine for dinner to relax for a bit. Unfortunately the bottle is almost empty. On the plus side, my new housemate is quite nice. She already offered to teach me how to cook rice properly (the kitchen isn't my strong suit).
Some Liverpool Twitter account was taking the piss out of supposed-ITKs by tweeting that Liverpool had finalised the signing of Teixeira and Yerdas Annonce. Which, of course, was then repeated by the ITK accounts.
Deal Done Alex Teixeira & Yerdas Annonce #LFC #YNWA https://t.co/JcN2fxo7BK https://t.co/U1vaUXOOzJ
Where the fuck is Lemina.
He had a couple of really promising performances (and one or two bad ones) at the start of the season, and that was when Juve were in shambles.
I'd really like to see him playing now that we're on fire.
Please come back, Mario, wherever you are.
He had a couple of really promising performances (and one or two bad ones) at the start of the season, and that was when Juve were in shambles.
I'd really like to see him playing now that we're on fire.
Please come back, Mario, wherever you are.
By KidA Seven Go To PostIs it because of all the shitting on the streets that happens in some parts ofSome people just want to see [a specific part of] the world burn.
India?
By Hitch Go To PostMan Utd's reserves need an OjoWhat the fuck is an Ojo
Is he capable of this?
https://twitter.com/Rooney_esque/status/689952115440119808
By Hitch Go To PostMan Utd's reserves need an Ojo
Our U21s are steamrolling. U18s are very depleted tho. Partly because our best U18s are being tossed into the U21s.
By the hateful n8 Go To PostLF is gonna pork his new housemateAhaha, doutbful. She is very cute in a nerdy kind of way though. Likes to watch Grey's Anatomy, Flash and Arrow so we do have that in common.
Incredible
Weirdly enough, it's the second time in my life where I'm sharing an apartment with a cute girl and a gay dude. I feel that's like a great plot for a sitcom.
By Zabojnik Go To PostWhere the fuck is Lemina.he went to Barcelona (city) to try their state of the art doping regime to heal his injury and never came back
He had a couple of really promising performances (and one or two bad ones) at the start of the season, and that was when Juve were in shambles.
I'd really like to see him playing now that we're on fire.
Please come back, Mario, wherever you are.
Some people just want to see [a specific part of] the world burn.
can you even OD on that stuff
By KidA Seven Go To PostIs he capable of this?this looks like me in fifa
https://twitter.com/Rooney_esque/status/689952115440119808
By LFMartins86 Go To PostHad a fucked up week and the next two weeks are going to be hell so I decided to get a bottle of wine for dinner to relax for a bit. Unfortunately the bottle is almost empty. On the plus side, my new housemate is quite nice. She already offered to teach me how to cook rice properly (the kitchen isn't my strong suit).as a thank you offer to teach her how to DJ and take her with you onstage on your next gig
major pork points
By KidA Seven Go To PostWhat the fuck is an OjoGenuinely thought that was reserve football for a minute
Is he capable of this?
https://twitter.com/Rooney_esque/status/689952115440119808
Pedro, I assume
By Hitch Go To PostGenuinely thought that was reserve football for a minute
Pedro, I assume
Yes, it's what everyone were angry about the other day. Just the match before he gave away a goal by doing similar.
I like Azpilicueta's confused arms to the side.
Asked if he has ever regretted a signing, the head coach said: “Yes, because I am not God"
Poch confirms he is not God
Poch confirms he is not God
By LFMartins86 Go To PostAhaha, doutbful. She is very cute in a nerdy kind of way though. Likes to watch Grey's Anatomy, Flash and Arrow so we do have that in common.Sounds like wife material tbh
Weirdly enough, it's the second time in my life where I'm sharing an apartment with a cute girl and a gay dude. I feel that's like a great plot for a sitcom.
And gay dudes make the absolute best friends
your life is sorted Martins <3
AND you're winning the league, what a fucking time to be you
By Yurt Go To PostSounds like wife material tbh
And gay dudes make the absolute best friends
your life is sorted Martins <3
AND you're winning the league, what a fucking time to be you
Not just that, but Jesus realized he was on the wrong side, and now is with Martins as well. Imagine converting Jesus. That's a clear sign to mount that girl.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostNot just that, but Jesus realized he was on the wrong side, and now is with Martins as well. Imagine converting Jesus. That's a clear sign to mount that girl.ahahahahah OH YES!
By Yurt Go To PostSounds like wife material tbhAhah, I wish. She is actually from the same island as I am but from the other city of the island. It's kind of funny that we met in a different island.
And gay dudes make the absolute best friends
your life is sorted Martins <3
AND you're winning the league, what a fucking time to be you
The gay dude is annoying, he is too much of a cliche with all that singing and loud laughter.
She seems to be like the quiet like me, so bonus points for her.
Let's see how Sporting does in the league, the start of the new year has been a bit shaky.
By LFMartins86 Go To PostAhah, I wish. She is actually from the same island as I am but from the other city of the island. It's kind of funny that we met in a different island.
She seems to be like the quiet like me, so bonus points for her.
martins God himself put you together on that room for a reason
By Xpike Go To Postdo it martinsu refer to women as IT in costa rica?
Even God regrets signings. Look at Lucifer. Or Adam and Eve. If yahweh was a manager he'd be Brendan Rodgers. Creation is easy.
By Xpike Go To Postthe action of hooking up yesway to ruin the joke, you Woodenpapangus -_-
but we also speak spanish
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostNot just that, but Jesus realized he was on the wrong side, and now is with Martins as well. Imagine converting Jesus. That's a clear sign to mount that girl.I'm going to charm her with my bottle of fine wine and the sexy loving sounds of St Paul & The Broken Bones.
Papers all saying United are after an experienced fullback. So long as he'll take a back seat when Shaw returns then it's fine. Van Gall rubbished the Ashley Cole link too.
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostMGSV completedlike, 100%?
why
By LFMartins86 Go To PostI'm going to charm her with my bottle of fine and the sexy loving sounds of St Paul & The Broken Bones.a bottle of fine
what a brilliant nickname for your dick
By Xpike Go To Postlike, 100%?NOPE
why
By Slizz Go To PostSo every person from the Daily Show is getting their own spinoff show except Olivia Munn huh?She's too busy doing movies.
I'm alright with a one year deal for Ivanovic as long as he's limited next year and we make a big signing to our back four during the summer. I don't think Baba is going to make it but I'm also not going to give up on him yet. I would like to see Andreas Christensen given a chance.
Falcao is practically out the door. So I think Pato is almost inevitable at this point.
Falcao is practically out the door. So I think Pato is almost inevitable at this point.
I was wrong
I killed the metal gear, the credits rolled and I assumed I was done
Chapter 2? WTF? I've been playing this for 68 hours.....
I killed the metal gear, the credits rolled and I assumed I was done
Chapter 2? WTF? I've been playing this for 68 hours.....
By Yurt Go To Posta bottle of fineMy mind is faster than my fingers so the "wine" part was left behind. But yes, a bottle of fine would be an excellent nickname for my dick.
what a brilliant nickname for your dick
By Slizz Go To PostSo every person from the Daily Show is getting their own spinoff show except Olivia Munn huh?
Doubt she has any interest in doing one when she has a film career.
By LFMartins86 Go To PostShe's too busy doing movies.It was more sarcastic about Olivia Munn. But I see Samantha Bee now has her own show coming out, think Jason Jones has a show coming out too, Larry Wilmore, Colbert, etc. Thats a whole lot.
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostI was wrong
I killed the metal gear, the credits rolled and I assumed I was done
Chapter 2? WTF? I've been playing this for 68 hours.....
Pls don't trigger Yurt
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostI was wrong:(
I killed the metal gear, the credits rolled and I assumed I was done
Chapter 2? WTF? I've been playing this for 68 hours.....
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostI was wrong
I killed the metal gear, the credits rolled and I assumed I was done
Chapter 2? WTF? I've been playing this for 68 hours.....
Now it's time to play it all again.
By Laboured Go To PostPls don't trigger Yurt;(
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostI was wrongdont worry
I killed the metal gear, the credits rolled and I assumed I was done
Chapter 2? WTF? I've been playing this for 68 hours.....
theres only like 4 actual new missions
By Cleff Go To PostRenato Sanches boys.Played 6 to 7 matches against mid/bottom table in Portugal, scored 2 goals and has been hailed like the second coming of Christ.
They did the same to Gonçalo Guedes earlier in the season, comparing him to Cristiano Ronaldo. He now sits in the bench and when he comes on, he's not that great.
Renato Sanches is nowhere near ready for a bigger league.