The cost of makeup is outlandish

"Onii-chan ga daisuki"

DY imoutocon confirmed.

What did you end up buying, can't have a thread like this without specifics.

Eye shadow? Foundation? Concealer? Mascara? Lip liner? Eye liner? Eyebrow pencil? Eyelash curler? Application brushes? All of the above?

adam

you're a doctor

By HardenDontCare Go To PostWhat did you end up buying, can't have a thread like this without specifics.

Eye shadow? Foundation? Concealer? Mascara? Lip liner? Eye liner? Eyebrow pencil? Eyelash curler? Application brushes? All of the above?

she wanted me to pick some 'basic stuff' (looked like the shit we probed aliens with in xcom) and i just said fuck it after i saw the prices of everything in the store. gave her a 200 buck giftcard and tried to forget everything with beer

You're better off doing that anyway, you'd probably end up getting her clown make-up or something.

Once went to a job interview turned out they wanted me to sell make up door to door, the main 'hook' was "Know what industry the economy never affects? The makeup industry".

And yeah, I'll pick out clothes or jewelry for a woman but makeup is truly extraterrestrial shit, gift card all the way.

By HardenDontCare Go To PostYou're better off doing that anyway, you'd probably end up getting her clown make-up or something.

this woman tried to show me the basics of foundation

may as well have tried to explain the anti-life equation. felt like homer simpson in there

By Slizz Go To PostOnce went to a job interview turned out they wanted me to sell make up door to door, the main 'hook' was "Know what industry the economy never affects? The makeup industry".

And yeah, I'll pick out clothes or jewelry for a woman but makeup is truly extraterrestrial shit, gift card all the way.

like there was no way at all to be cheap about it either. that's what was so scary

I would never want to be the one that buys the wrong shade of makeup. Gifting $200 is the right call.

By DY_nasty Go To Postthis woman tried to show me the basics of foundation

may as well have tried to explain the anti-life equation. felt like homer simpson in there

You've never watched "what not to wear" on TLC?

I would have no fucking clue

She was probably trying to show you basic contouring and your brain caved in. I mean I get it but I'm not about to try it either.

You don't want to go cheap when it comes to makeup anyway, that stuff is going in pores.

By Fenderputty Go To PostYou've never watched "what not to wear" on TLC?

I would have no fucking clue

none of this is real

By DY_nasty Go To Postnone of this is real

Some reading material for your next trip

http://www.amazon.com/The-5-Minute-Face-Quick-Makeup/dp/0061374415