Dortmund sold Hofmann to Gladbach for 8m€.
Our only sub for our offensive midfield trio, apart from Castro who is also CM, is Januzaj.
May the footygod help us.
Somebody please send a winger along the way.
Hilarious regardless.
Our only sub for our offensive midfield trio, apart from Castro who is also CM, is Januzaj.
May the footygod help us.
Somebody please send a winger along the way.
By Woodenpapangus Go To PostHe said 20% of what he earned last year. Not 20% less.My fault.
But pretty poor form either way of course. What does a 34 year old shit footballer expect.
Hilarious regardless.
These rita ora swimsuit pics
Jesus christ I would pay millions of dollars to be with her for thirty minutes
Jesus christ I would pay millions of dollars to be with her for thirty minutes
By darth n8er Go To PostAlright lads we're halfway through the seasonScum...
Can we judge predictions and see who's utterly fucked it so far?
By darth n8er Go To PostThese rita ora swimsuit picsThe nipple ones?
Jesus christ I would pay millions of dollars to be with her for thirty minutes
Absolutely ruined me.
By Arnie Go To PostThe nipple ones?
Absolutely ruined me.
I've had to remove my belt
By darth n8er Go To PostSpectre is shit
By Yurt Go To PostPlease don't.Fottuto inferno. In that case, I need someone to pull another I Origins and recommend me a sensational movie from the past few years that somehow escaped my gravity well. Save me.
By Freewheelin Go To PostYou should watch Zodiac, if you haven't already. Equally as long, but so much betterHow could you even entertain the thought that I, a founding member of the good taste club, haven't seen it yet. Deano pleaso.
Good to see the Boy Arnie about. Football is a savage place right now. Cocaine is mildly numbing the pain. Only just. Bring me Monk.
By Laboured Go To PostGood to see the Boy Arnie about. Football is a savage place right now. Cocaine is mildly numbing the pain. Only just. Bring me Monk.
holy shit how the big Manchester United have fallen lol
Barcelona forward Neymar, 23, is in negotiations over a new contract with the Spanish club, but says he is aware of Manchester City's interest in him. (Independent)
Manchester United are preparing a £45m offer for Lazio's Brazilian attacking midfielder Felipe Anderson, 22. (La Repubblica, via Daily Star)
Italian club Juventus and Inter Milan are ready to battle it out to try to sign 28-year-old Chelsea midfielder Cesc Fabregas. (Daily Mail via Corriere dello Sport)
Watford's Nigerian striker Odion Ighalo, 26, who has scored 14 goals this season, is a £12m target for Spanish club Atletico Madrid. (Daily Mirror)
Aston Villa boss Remi Garde is trying to convince Chelsea's French striker Loic Remy, 28, to join the Premier League's bottom club on loan until the end of the season. (Daily Mirror)
Ex-Manchester United player Ray Wilkins believes the Old Trafford club's decision to sell Mexico striker Javier Hernandez, 27, to Bayer Leverkusen was a mistake. (Talksport)
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney, 30, has not scored for his club since 3 November and fears his form could cost him a place in the England side at Euro 2016. (Times - subscription required)
Former Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, 35, will meet with LA Galaxy bosses this week to try and secure a move to the Major League Soccer club in the United States. (Daily Express)
Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, 23, will not return to action until at least February as he continues to recover from the hairline fracture he suffered to his leg during pre-season. (Daily Mail)
Leeds owner Massimo Cellino has banned Sky Sports from covering Tuesday's game between Leeds and Derby because he believes live TV coverage undermines his club's attendances and commercial income. (Daily Mirror)
Bacary Sagna is urging Manchester City fans to be patient with his fellow French international Eliaquim Mangala, 24, insisting the defender can still be a "great" given time . (Daily Express)
Best of social media
Tottenham beat Watford thanks to a dramatic late Son Heung-min goal and his Spurs team-mate Dele Alli posted a picture in honour of his team-mate on Twitter:Injured Liverpool and England striker Daniel Sturridge posted a picture on Twitter of him and his family playing an Anfield-themed version of the board game Monopoly.
Striker Peter Crouch tweeted his support to his Stoke team-mates after their 4-3 win over Everton, but also mentioned his omission from Mark Hughes' squad.West Ham striker Andy Carroll was a focal point on social media on Monday after sporting a braided ponytail as the Hammers beat Southampton. (Metro)
And finally
Manchester United scarves with Jose Mourinho's face on them were on sale outside Old Trafford before the club's game against the Portuguese's former club Chelsea on Saturday. (Guardian)
By Laboured Go To PostGood to see the Boy Arnie about. Football is a savage place right now. Cocaine is mildly numbing the pain. Only just. Bring me Monk.
You with Kid Jr?
By Pennywise Go To PostYurt, tell me something about Roberto Soriano.I can tell you that he'll be a Juve player either in January or in the summer.
Very, very solid all-around midfielder, good technique, good passer. He's been great for Samp for a while. Would make for a great vice-Marchisio.
Italian club Juventus and Inter Milan are ready to battle it out to try to sign 28-year-old Chelsea midfielder Cesc Fabregas. (Daily Mail via Corriere dello Sport)
By Arnie Go To PostThe nipple ones?
Absolutely ruined me.
They look like beautiful tanned 2 pound coins hiding behind that costume
I have had a stiffy for around 11 minutes just staring at them. Will jerk asap
Rita really is something else. My word what a young woman. It's a shame that of all the current age pop-stars she has absolutely zero good songs. Like, none. Really rate her as a person though. She seems fun.
By Pelbell Go To Postholy shit how the big Manchester United have fallen lol
T'was a n8 call back. Let's clone Fergie/Busby.
By Zabojnik Go To PostI can tell you that he'll be a Juve player either in January or in the summer.Well there was a rumor about Dortmund being interested, and that he got a release clause for 15m.
Very, very solid all-around midfielder, good technique, good passer. He's been great for Samp for a while. Would make for a great vice-Marchisio.
Was just a bit weird as we got more than enough central players, unless it might be a player if Gündogan doesn't extend his contract.
Lovely to see Arnie back. I'm a bit drunk from being out at the pub and having 4 drinks in total but I'm still able to write great, so fuck you guys
By Pennywise Go To PostYurt, tell me something about Roberto Soriano.Zabo and Shanksuolo rate him highly I think?
I dunno, he's like the Italian Oscar. Solid defensively but doesn't do as much as you'd expect from an attacking midfielder?
what are you guys thinking going after another Italian so soon
By Esch Go To Posthow does the Luck stat contrast with the possessionIt usually results in the team that deserves to win not getting the 3 points.
Two rum and cokes, a carlsberg and a shot and dean is fucked lol
Embarrassment to this world
Ricky-esque
Embarrassment to this world
Ricky-esque
By darth n8er Go To PostLets clone moyes and kill him repeatedly prestige style
Lemmy is dead
Sad. Parents knew him.
By darth n8er Go To PostTwo rum and cokes, a carlsberg and a shot and dean is fucked lol...say it ain't so
Embarrassment to this world
Ricky-esque
By darth n8er Go To PostTwo rum and cokes, a carlsberg and a shot and dean is fucked lolYou should make some pictures.
Embarrassment to this world
Ricky-esque
Maybe he looks happy for once.
By Yurt Go To PostZabo and Shanksuolo rate him highly I think?He was born in Germany and lived here for quite a while, so I don't expect a second Immobile in form of a player unwilling to learn another language.
I dunno, he's like the Italian Oscar. Solid defensively but doesn't do as much as you'd expect from an attacking midfielder?
what are you guys thinking going after another Italian so soon
He went through the Bayern youth, so I expect a certain level of quality.
No idea if he is ready for Dortmund, but Zabo rates him pretty well.
Might just be name dropping though.
Gazzetta dello Sport and www.liguriaoggi.it reported it.
By Freewheelin Go To PostLovely to see Arnie back. I'm a bit drunk from being out at the pub and having 4 drinks in total but I'm still able to write great, so fuck you guysloooooooool
By Yurt Go To Post…say it ain't so
Ricky gets drunk after one beer.
Gundogan can smell three years of fluctuating mediocrity and wants onboard.
Can't wait to see what he gets Joe Allen for Secret Santa next Christmas.
Can't wait to see what he gets Joe Allen for Secret Santa next Christmas.
By Arnie Go To PostGundogan can smell three years of fluctuating mediocrity and wants onboard.We've got 11 more points than Pool with one game less played on our side.
Can't wait to see what he gets Joe Allen for Secret Santa next Christmas.
He will extend his contract and see the team in full glory of the CL next year.
By Yurt Go To PostNo NO NO Lemmy Kilmister?!? :( fuck I spilled my drink all over the couch
Huh wow, Lemmy died? I guess it's not all that surprising considering how he was living. Drinking a bottle of Whiskey a day for 30 years gotta get to you sometime lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcRtezB51Ok
RIP
By Pennywise Go To PostYou should make some pictures.
Maybe he looks happy for once.
He was born in Germany and lived here for quite a while, so I don't expect a second Immobile in form of a player unwilling to learn another language.
He went through the Bayern youth, so I expect a certain level of quality.
No idea if he is ready for Dortmund, but Zabo rates him pretty well.
Might just be name dropping though.
Gazzetta dello Sport and www.liguriaoggi.it reported it.
Zabo's scouting record with youngsters is impeccable, and a bit more fair compared to mine, where I just don't rate any of them. With the exception of Marco Madonna and Mimmo
By Freewheelin Go To PostLovely to see Arnie back. I'm a bit drunk from being out at the pub and having 4 drinks in total but I'm still able to write great, so fuck you guysGo back to the pub and report back when you can't write properly any more.
I doubt they do much in January, but Klopps summer is going to be a fun story. So many possibilities.
If we don't (we won't) compete for fourth, I hope it's LFC over the usual suspects.
Also, nice to hear all is well Arnie. Hope you're having a good holiday and will stop by more often. :)
If we don't (we won't) compete for fourth, I hope it's LFC over the usual suspects.
Also, nice to hear all is well Arnie. Hope you're having a good holiday and will stop by more often. :)
Barney Ronay's dissection of the evening's lifeless match is fairly bang on. Also captures the absurdity of wanting Mourinho to save a team from dull, regimented football. Starting to think Giggs should just do a job. If the man can willingly and successfully fuck his own brother's wife then he must have something potent about him.
