Football 2015/16 December | Memphis and Wayne and the dying Gaal

Hoping for a draw or Leicester win tomorrow.

I will admit of being wrong

A Martinez team will never know what defending is

Go ahead and mock me because I deserve it.

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By Hitch Go To PostFrom El Nino to El Nenny: The Decline of the Premier League

Graeme Souness or Steve McMahon?

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more like murdersacker

because hes killing me

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who is it that gets hit in the head like an idiot

By Hitch Go To PostFrom El Nino to El Nenny: The Decline of the Premier League

i'm afraid of Mertesacker's decline

Long absolutely destroyed him

we might need a new defender

By rvy Go To PostGraeme Souness or Steve McMahon?

Its an extended piece I'm writing for Football365

I'll give you a teaser

'The Premier League, eh. What a pile of shite.'

That's about as far as I've gotten tbh

By Auto Go To Posti'm afraid of Mertesacker's decline

Long absolutely destroyed him

we might need a new defender

Definitely if Chambers is going to be playing DM too. Think we were being linked to a few Serie A defenders last window.

By Hitch Go To PostIs he really a #prospect?

I'm kinda desperate for a dynamic, fast DM

He just turned 22 a few days ago, but he is way above anyone else in the Danish league, and has been great every European match we've played as well. So it's kind of hard to know how high his ceiling is, but he is a fantastic DM and can also play CB, and both full back positions as well. On the national team he is used as a CB, and for the Swedish team he played on before Copenhagen he was also mostly a CB. He is incredible strong despite not looking like much of a tank, but he is both strong and fast.

The passing part is what he still got a little to go with, but he has also showed big improvement with that the last year, I guess it hasn't been all that important as he was mostly playing as CB before. But he is a fucking rock at DM, which also allows him to get into positions to score great long shot goals every now and then.






Also this in 4 minute stoppage time, from his time in Sweden (at cb), is sensational

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYRIp9V79w

I absolutely believe him to be the best player we've had in the club for a long long time.

From El Nenny to Amartey: The Rise of the Premier League

Distressing that we were talking about a title challenge and now we're slapping ourselves on the back for showing that we have a pulse at home versus the 16th placed team in the league. Oh and hey Rooney had a long shot so motm.

We're now 6th and 5 points behind Spurs.

Honestly well done lads. Really great stuff. Sticking by our principles.

By Auto Go To Posti'm afraid of Mertesacker's decline

Long absolutely destroyed him

we might need a new defender

remember when he snapped his ankle jogging towards our own goal

YES WOODEN!

By Hitch Go To PostIts an extended piece I'm writing for Football365

I'll give you a teaser

'The Premier League, eh. What a pile of shite.'

That's about as far as I've gotten tbh

That's all you need to top banter though.

By Laboured Go To PostDistressing that we were talking about a title challenge and now we're slapping ourselves on the back for showing that we have a pulse at home versus the 16th placed team in the league. Oh and hey Rooney had a long shot so motm.

We're now 6th and 5 points behind Spurs.

Honestly well done lads. Really great stuff. Sticking by our principles.

The ultimate insult for Laboured. He's just holding on for that retirement money, isn't he?

By Laboured Go To PostDistressing that we were talking about a title challenge and now we're slapping ourselves on the back for showing that we have a pulse at home versus the 16th placed team in the league. Oh and hey Rooney had a long shot so motm.

We're now 6th and 5 points behind Spurs.

Honestly well done lads. Really great stuff. Sticking by our principles.

yup, we did the same with Moyes, saw what was coming, instead of taking action we waited until top 4 was impossible and the damage was irreparable. We we still have our Honour and ain't that sort of club or something....

lol Matic you fucking wanker + dat Martial shredding Ivanovic.

That sums up the game.

I'm not sure if Amartey is top 4 quality

He is good but is he El Neny good?

Gabby should be a starter.

Should've been a long time ago.

By Pelbell Go To PostGabby should be a starter.

Should've been a long time ago.

Why hasn't he been starting ahead of Mert? Injury??

Good win, especially after getting shamed on Saturday. Should have scored more but the amount of chances we created were encouraging. Walcott should not be sold but he had 4 or 5 chances he really should be finishing off easily.

Anyway #topoftheleague

Pls draw tomorrow Leicester and City, have a feeling City will win.

By Scum Go To PostWhy hasn't he been starting ahead of Mert? Injury??

because wenger

Amartey could be really great for Liverpool..Lucas is bad in that position for them

Have a feeling City will destroy Leicester but Vardy pls.

I feel that City will beat Leicester as well

By Scum Go To PostWhy hasn't he been starting ahead of Mert? Injury??

Because Mertesacker does have the experience edge. It has shown in games like the 2-0 against Bayern for example. Also, Per is still a better distributor than Gabby by a bit (even Guardiola mentioned how much we rely on his longer balls when we're compact). Arsenal's CB system requires one roaming player in the Kos role and someone who can stay back a little more and pass the ball. Gabby is a little more like Koscielny. Mertesacker is a bit more like Chambers...

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By Ashwinho Go To PostAmartey could be really great for Liverpool..Lucas is bad in that position for them

I don't think he's bad in general but he's a massive liability against physical midfields

And there are a lot of PL teams with physical midfields.

No PL team has taken fewer points than #MUFC  over the last six games. They've played teams currently 2nd, 7th, 9th, 14th, 15th and 16th.

Relegation form and out of the CL. Plenty to be upbeat about. I mean we brought Borthwick-Jackson on.

I swear to god,if we lose to Chelsea again...especially to a Diego Costa special cunty behaviour

Is El Nenney vs Amartry gonna become the new Ince vs Zaha?

Chelsea, Southampton, Bournmouth, Leicester, Barcelona and Manchester United all in a row is fucking brutal

Allah have mercy on our anuses

By Hitch Go To PostI don't think he's bad in general but he's a massive liability against physical midfields

And there are a lot of PL teams with physical midfields.

Yep..He gets carded early on in games

By sohois Go To PostIs El Nenney vs Amartry gonna become the new Ince vs Zaha?

Nah, Januzaj vs Sterling

It won't even be close

By Auto Go To PostChelsea, Southampton, Bournmouth, Leicester, Barcelona and Manchester United all in a row is fucking brutal

Allah have mercy on our anuses

Merteslacker vs Barcelona........

Mertesacker will probably die on the pitch

Messi's movement is too fast for his slow brain to comprehend

He'll malfunction and then get sent to the hospital where he will die in peace

and then Chambers gets sent on


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Fucking hell Laboured, calm down m8ers

Overreacting a bit I think.

By Auto Go To PostMertesacker will probably die on the pitch

Messi's movement is too fast for his slow brain to comprehend

He'll malfunction and then get sent to the hospital where he will die in peace

and then Chambers gets sent on


8-0

He'll be Boateng'd endlessly

Can one's soul be removed more than once?

By darth n8er Go To PostFucking hell Laboured, calm down m8ers

Overreacting a bit I think.

Feel like I'm balancing the under reaction to utter shite and the sinking without a trace. I can't watch this shit and go oh well at least we didn't lose 2-0 like that's something to be positive about.

I didn't think it was possible Oscar to play worse under Hiddink today than he did under Mourinho earlier in the season. Amazing

I feel bad for the Chelsea lads because I'm fucking furious at how shit we've become but they were somehow worse.

By Esch Go To PostBecause Mertesacker does have the experience edge. It has shown in games like the 2-0 against Bayern for example. Also, Per is still a better distributor than Gabby by a bit (even Guardiola mentioned how much we rely on his longer balls when we're compact). Arsenal's CB system requires one roaming player in the Kos role and someone who can stay back a little more and pass the ball. Gabby is a little more like Koscielny. Mertesacker is a bit more like Chambers…

Disagree

Per's distribution is terrible

The rest i agree. But he's so fucking slow that i just cant have him on my full 11. It's hilarious how everyone wins against him on a run.

A defender cant be that slow.

By Laboured Go To PostFeel like I'm balancing the under reaction to utter shite and the sinking without a trace. I can't watch this shit and go oh well at least we didn't lose 2-0 like that's something to be positive about.

We just aren't good enough. And we still outplayed Chelsea. Approach was fine today, just didn't have the quality. It could have been worse in other years, but the league is so entirely lacking in quality this year that I won't be writing us off entirely. Think if we get a win we'll go and get a few more. Shit is changing so quickly I can't allow myself to get so worked up about it all.

By darth n8er Go To PostWe just aren't good enough. And we still outplayed Chelsea. Approach was fine today, just didn't have the quality. It could have been worse in other years, but the league is so entirely lacking in quality this year that I won't be writing us off entirely. Think if we get a win we'll go and get a few more. Shit is changing so quickly I can't allow myself to get so worked up about it all.

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you'll finish third, above Arsenal.

Leicester will be 5th at best.

By Yurt Go To Postif you can spare a bookmark, bookmark this post

you'll finish third, above Arsenal.

Leicester will be 5th at best.

Nah m8

King Vardy won't allow it

#4thAtWorst

I believe in LVG

I believe in manutd

I believe in the theatre of dreams

Gavin Harris taught us that it's always possible to turn everything around

santiago munez is better than memphis

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Him and Per running lol

amazing

He cant be a sub.