Football 2015/16 December | Memphis and Wayne and the dying Gaal

By Fergie Go To PostUp for some clubs later, after Saints get bukkake'd.

Great.

By Pennywise Go To Postyou should hit Fergie.

inciting violence on the elderly?

By Punished Go To PostSurprised we're only 5 off fourth.

Yep. There are few teams in with a shout, but Spurs are beginning to look like the real deal +17 GD, matching Arsenal and City. UTD'd +5 and Liverpool -1 tells us a lot about the problems both teams have had in front to goal. I think we'll need one the current top 4 to collapse badly to allow UTD or Liverpool back in. I know UTD are not far off but they are bereft of ideas on the pitch. DDDLLLL is not to 4 form at all.

ya i'll probably play some clubs ocassionally

but fifa 16 boils my piss like no other version of fifa before it.

By Ushojax Go To PostLetting the ball bounce in the box is the cardinal sin of defending, Memphis was fucked as soon as he let that happen.

Bungie will be #fuming if anyone at Finsbury Park FC allowed such a thing to happen.

I missed most of United game and only peeped highlights but man. Stick a fork in that team, they done.

Getting styled on, by fucking Stoke. Stoke! Diesel midget barca/bayern reject frauds giving them work.... It's not even a matter of oh United have an off day, i mean i get injuries and all that, but they honestly play a better, more attractive brand of football than Utd now. They have fully evolved from cavemen. Van Gaal looks uncomfortable and unconfident. Even if Jose messed his team up at least he looked like he believed in himself and what he was doing at the 'ski till the end. Can't say the same for Louis.

United under Mou is going to be such a disgraceful and filthy team.

By FuturusX Go To PostYep. There are few teams in with a shout, but Spurs are beginning to look like the real deal +17 GD, matching Arsenal and City. UTD'd +5 and Liverpool -1 tells us a lot about the problems both teams have had in front to goal. I think we'll need one the current top 4 to collapse badly to allow UTD or Liverpool back in. I know UTD are not far off but they are bereft of ideas on the pitch. DDDLLLL is not to 4 form at all.

Think the only way we would have a chance is if:
1) We make some signings in January, shore up the defence a bit
2) Our attacks clicks, and Firmino and Benteke start to prove their worth (+ Lallana and Coutinho would need to be productive)
3) We go virtually injury free in the second half of the season
4) Sturridge comes back (lol)

Spurs are going to make it.

Scum deserves a win.

By Esch Go To PostI missed most of United game and only peeped highlights but man. Stick a fork in that team, they done.

Getting styled on, by fucking Stoke. Stoke! Diesel midget barca/bayern reject frauds giving them work…. It's not even a matter of oh United have an off day, i mean i get injuries and all that, but they honestly play a better, more attractive brand of football than Utd now. They have fully evolved from cavemen. Van Gaal looks uncomfortable and unconfident. Even if Jose messed his team up at least he looked like he believed in himself and what he was doing at the 'ski till the end. Can't say the same for Louis.

United under Mou is going to be such a disgraceful and filthy team.

Stoke were the Old Man Utd today. Man Utd were the Old Stoke.

By Zabojnik Go To PostSpurs are going to make it.

Scum deserves a win.

What a time for Berardi to join. #ProspectFC

By Bakkus Go To PostShit like this happens when the manager have blotted the entire team for confidence. Like Rodgers, Woy and Kenny did for you.

Nah.

It's what happens when a player with very little defensive nous is stuck as the last man with the ball in a position that doesn't allow for easy control, and the keeper beyond reachable distance. Also think he was trying too hard to impress.

In a way its admirable to try and keep the team on the ball, but sometimes you've just gotta throw tekkerz out of the window and get rid. It's a lesson Lovren is still learning (not before time) and he's looking so much better for it, it's ridiculous.

Don't think either of Stoke's goals were a result of the negativity around the club right now really. Any team could have conceded the second (giving the free kick away is a different matter) and the first was just an individual error that nobody could have seen coming. Strangely, Depay was way too hesistant letting the ball reach that point, and then way too confident in his ability to get enough power in the header.


On the topic of 4th, we'll have to make do with huge inconsistency and falling ultimately short until Klopp can bring some of his own players in I think

By Punished Go To PostThink the only way we would have a chance is if:
1) We make some signings in January, shore up the defence a bit
2) Our attacks clicks, and Firmino and Benteke start to prove their worth (+ Lallana and Coutinho would need to be productive)
3) We go virtually injury free in the second half of the season
4) Sturridge comes back (lol)

By Scum Go To PostStoke were the Old Man Utd today. Man Utd were the Old Stoke.

imagine being van gaal

imagine getting prolapsed by the waste products of a team you managed almost twenty years ago and another team you managed seven years ago

imagine hoofing a ball to a target man while Stoke City Football Club play liquid mercury football against you

imagine getting fired for your assistant from twenty years ago who just got fired

imagine

hixx to slaent fc
weve already won the winter transfer window

I'm excited on what Klopp's players will be

Reus? Gundogan? Shaqiri? Hummels? Gotze? Aubameyang? Shinji? Großkreutz?

Gonna be great

By Scum Go To PostWhat a time for Berardi to join. #ProspectFC

He won't, obviously, but just thinking that he might shows that newly found Spurs #optimism. What a time indeed.

By Esch Go To Postimagine being van gaal

imagine getting prolapsed by the waste products of a team you managed almost twenty years ago and another team you managed seven years ago

imagine hoofing a ball to a target man while Stoke City Football Club play liquid mercury football against you

imagine getting fired for your assistant from twenty years ago

imagine

loool

By Zabojnik Go To PostHe won't, obviously, but just thinking that he might shows that newly found Spurs #optimism. What a time indeed.

By Fergie Go To PostUp for some clubs later, after Saints get bukkake'd.

The return of Big Daddy Kane to the 11

By Auto Go To PostI'm excited on what Klopp's players will be

Reus? Gundogan? Shaqiri? Hummels? Gotze? Aubameyang? Shinji? Großkreutz?

Gonna be great

lol

Reckon Subotic will come, and maybe Gorsskreutz then he'll be tasked with finding the new Reus/Gundogan/Auba etc

And that's more exciting to me. Certainly more realistic :P

I'm more interested in how our style develops

We haven't gegenpressed as often as I expected for whatever reason. And Klopp himself must have taken on board some harsh lessons from last season in instructing the team in more than one setup so teams don't essentially figure you out. I just hope there's a throughline to whatever our setups end up being. Rodgers ended up throwing shit at a wall and hoping something sticks.


Is it idiotic to prefer Galloway to Baines now?

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By Esch Go To Postimagine being van gaal

imagine getting prolapsed by the waste products of a team you managed almost twenty years ago and another team you managed seven years ago

imagine hoofing a ball to a target man while Stoke City Football Club play liquid mercury football against you

imagine getting fired for your assistant from twenty years ago

imagine

Incredible ../applause

By Xpike Go To Posthixx to slaent fc
weve already won the winter transfer window

Just wait until you see what has happened to him, after his injuries. He's pretty much Falcao now.

Just tuned in. That looked a foul by Stones.

Time spent trailing in the top 4 leagues
https://i.imgur.com/CglN4Ut.png

Spurs 3rd least (in terms of percentages)

Surprised Palace have the least minutes behind, seeing that they've lost 6 games this season

By Woodenpapangus Go To PostJust wait until you see what has happened to him, after his injuries. He's pretty much Falcao now.

Don't worry, we will make him strong again.
And I'm gonna break some bones.

Everton play some very nice football at times. Shame it was offside from Lukaku, that was a great run inside and an even better ball from Mirallas.

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he thinks he's Edgar Davids

By Hitch Go To Postlol

Reckon Subotic will come, and maybe Gorsskreutz then he'll be tasked with finding the new Reus/Gundogan/Auba etc

And that's more exciting to me. Certainly more realistic :P

I'm more interested in how our style develops

Hopefully Klopp/Krawietz (and Buvac for the Serbs) will improve our scouting/signings.

If Newcastle win they'll be above Chelsea...Pls win Newcastle..Pls McClaren

By Woodenpapangus Go To PostJust wait until you see what has happened to him, after his injuries. He's pretty much Falcao now.

neen of you cunts ever passed so i had to try silly things

invited to a third feast

halp, manboobs will start forming at this point

Barkley getting replaced..wtf

Really hope Watford don't go mental and sack Flores as soon as Watford have a dip.

And if they do, hope he comes back to the PL

Don't you need a pretty good reason, to be allowed to wear glasses?

By Hitch Go To PostReally hope Watford don't go mental and sack Flores as soon as Watford have a dip.

And if they do, hope he comes back to the PL

Yep always liked the man..Also super swaggy as hell..He's a great manager for mid table teams playing flowing attractive football

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Has to score that.

Holy shit...Fuck off Mitrovic...That was great play

Mirtovic should have scored

By Woodenpapangus Go To PostDon't you need a pretty good reason, to be allowed to wear glasses?

I remember playing when all the kids with glasses used to wear those rec-specs

You couldn't call them Davids because there were too many of them

Neverton are gonna Spurs this. /Scum

damn that should have been a goal. Is it Baines playing LB? Pretty pretty bad marking by him.

By Bungie Go To PostI remember playing when all the kids with glasses used to wear those rec-specs

You couldn't call them Davids because there were too many of them

Yeah well, I don't think the FA are going to get involved with what your team wore.

By Ashwinho Go To PostYep always liked the man..Also super swaggy as hell..He's a great manager for mid table teams playing flowing attractive football

Check out his partner, Orsi Feher as well

Jammy bastard

Coloccini wanting to nutmeg in front of his own box

lol

Guys this doesnt seem like a Mcclaren team..They are cohesive

By Pelbell Go To PostColoccini wanting to nutmeg in front of his own box

lol

He always does that, then chases the player who's won the ball around for a few seconds, with no thought for the gap he leaves behind

HOLY FUCK

By Hitch Go To PostCheck out his partner, Orsi Feher as well

Jammy bastard

GATDAMN..Feher

Holy shit that save from Howard

Barry runs like a really fat guy.

By Woodenpapangus Go To PostYeah well, I don't think the FA are going to get involved with what your team wore.

I used to play for Norwich mate not really

Please excuse the ricky lambert haircut

what is this match