What do you usually want to get out of a TV show? It's 10 hours you don't have to think about your worthless shitty life. You just have to sit there on your sofa like the piece of shit you are while you soak up the rapidly flashing pictures and sounds which are thrown at you by that mind dumbing black box from across the room.
Top Gossip
Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho is willing to take a £16m pay cut to become Manchester United's next manager. (Daily Star)
United held informal talks with representatives of Mourinho last week to gauge whether the Portuguese would want to succeed current boss Louis van Gaal, who is under pressure after his side failed to win any of their last six games. (Times - subscription required)
Sir Alex Ferguson will help United's hierarchy decide on Van Gaal's future at Old Trafford. (Mirror)
Van Gaal will have extra security if he is still in charge of the club when the Red Devils face Chelsea at home on 28 December. (Sun)
Meanwhile, United are ready to pay £51m for Bayern Munich and Poland striker Robert Lewandowski, 27. (Mundo Deportivo, via Daily Star)
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has told outgoing Bayern Munich manager Pep Guardiola he will give him anything he wants in a bid to lure him to Stamford Bridge in the summer. (Sun)
Abramovich is planning to make Guardiola the world's highest-paid manager and will also fund a massive overhaul of the Blues' playing staff. (Daily Mail)
Midfielder Marko Grujic, 19, has agreed a five-year contract with Liverpool ahead of completing a £5m move from Red Star Belgrade. (Liverpool Echo)
Liverpool and Everton are watching Marseille captain Steve Mandanda, with the 30-year-old keeper considering a move to the Premier League. (Canal+, via TalkSport)
Manchester City scouts are interested in 19-year-old Partizan Belgrade winger Andrija Zivkovic. (Daily Mail)
Riyad Mahrez, 24, is likely to stay at Leicester in January according to his agent, despite interest from other Premier League clubs including Manchester United. (Sky Sports)
Tottenham are preparing another attempt to bring West Bromwich Albion striker Saido Berahino to White Hart Lane. The 22-year-old was the subject of a £23m bid by the London club in the summer. (Telegraph)
Tottenham will look to sign Valencia's former Manchester City striker Alvaro Negredo, 30, if they fail to revive a deal for Berahino. (Daily Mail)
Southampton have joined Arsenal and Liverpool in showing interest in 18-year-old Charlton forward Ademola Lookman. (Newshopper)
Fulham hope to unveil former Watford manager Slavisa Jokanovic as their new manager this week. (Mirror)
Best of social media
Arsenal's players celebrated their win over Manchester City on Twitter. Mesut Ozil, who provided both assists in his side's 2-1 victory on Monday, expressed himself through emojis.Meanwhile, Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey tweeted his thanks to the home fans. The 24-year-old Wales international wrote: "Brilliant performance by the boys tonight. Had to dig deep in the end and with your help we got through. Have a good Christmas!".
Manchester United's squad paid a Christmas visit to local hospitals to visit young patients. Defender Daley Blind tweeted a picture of himself posing with a fan, saying: "Great to give some children a big smile on their faces today".
And finally
Tottenham's players have been playing Secret Santa by choosing a Christmas present for one of their team-mates and defender Jan Vertonghen cheekily suggested he would get young midfielder Dele Alli a girlfriend. (Spurs TV)
Sir Alex Ferguson will help United's hierarchy decide on Van Gaal's future at Old Trafford. (Mirror)
Tottenham will look to sign Valencia's former Manchester City striker Alvaro Negredo, 30, if they fail to revive a deal for Berahino. (Daily Mail)
By L1NETT Go To PostSunless Sea for a m8
i'm thinkin aboot Cities Skylines but won't have fucking time to play the cunt
Couldn't get into the writing in Sunless Sea mysefl :/
By Scum Go To PostNo idea. But I'm sure I'll end up buying something. As always. 😁
Same.
Apologies about Trump, I guess ts misinformation I got from reading a profile piece about him on readers digest :/
Bungie's tempting me into R6:Seige but I get the impression if you don't play with people you know it becomes a clusterfuck.
By Laboured Go To PostBungie's tempting me into R6:Seige but I get the impression if you don't play with people you know it becomes a clusterfuck.Yeah, it looks fantastic but such a coordination heavy game.
By Laboured Go To PostBungie's tempting me into R6:Seige but I get the impression if you don't play with people you know it becomes a clusterfuck.thats a given
By Laboured Go To PostBungie's tempting me into R6:Seige but I get the impression if you don't play with people you know it becomes a clusterfuck.
Did you give the free weekend a go?
I reckon about 50/50 on what you said. But I only really play with my best mate, which is great because it means at least 2/5 of the team isn't complete shit. And you can normally rely on one of the others to know what they're doing. Ranked is more reliable as well.
It's a great game though. No doubt. The Guardian review was on it.
Van Gaal will have extra security if he is still in charge of the club when the Red Devils face Chelsea at home on 28 December. (Sun)
What?
By Yurt Go To PostI really don't recommend watching Making A Murderer btw
This makes me sad, was looking forward to it.
By Shanks D Kowak Go To PostThis makes me sad, was looking forward to it.I wholeheartedly recommended it.
By Bungie Go To PostDid you give the free weekend a go?
I reckon about 50/50 on what you said. But I only really play with my best mate, which is great because it means at least 2/5 of the team isn't complete shit. And you can normally rely on one of the others to know what they're doing. Ranked is more reliable as well.
It's a great game though. No doubt. The Guardian review was on it.
I like the premise. Reminds me of the good bits of search and destroy on the old CoDs without all the boost jump stupid fuckery ruining any semblance of tactics.
So Ramsey said we had to dig deep in the end, too fucking right we did, wouldn't of had to if he could have finished those two sitters
By Baconsaurus Go To PostI wholeheartedly recommended it.
That makes me happy, am looking forward to it.
By n8 Go To PostMNF team of the seasonGonna go 4-4-2 here
Butland; Bellerin, Alderweireld, Smalling, Monreal; Kante, Barkley; Mahrez, Ozil, Sanchez; Vardy
Mine would be
Butland; Alderweireld, Smalling, Koscielny; Mahrez, Kante, Dembele, De Bruyne; Ozil; Vardy, Lukaku
bit lopsided but #yolo
Butland
Clyne, Koscielny, Alderweireld, Monreal, Ozil, Kanté, Cabaye, Mahrez, Vardy, Ighalo
By Shanks D Kowak Go To PostThat makes me happy, am looking forward to it.It's more Serial than The Jinx.
By Shanks D Kowak Go To PostThat makes me happy, am looking forward to it.It's an impressive documentary. It gives you a rarely seen inside look at a criminal case. It's not enjoyable but it's probably one of the most important journalistic products released this year. It's also very addictive as each episode is edited in a way that will make you want to watch just one more episode. I binge watched it from morning till night on the day of release and I don't regret it.
By Laboured Go To PostAnother copy of Bad Rats for Wooden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ApOFe9ODZY
It's coming. Finally.
By hixx Go To PostEmma Willis is 39. That shit is crazy.she reminds me of Cristina Chiabotto, but better.
She's also pregnant which has ruined my day. RUINED IT.
By Woodenpapangus Go To Posthttp://store.steampowered.com/app/421700/*(This game does not contain any sexual content.)
now that's something for christmas
well what's even the point then
By Woodenpapangus Go To Posthttp://store.steampowered.com/app/421700/
now that's something for christmas
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostDoes Nintendo have any digital 3ds sales? Was hoping I can get Xenoblade 3DS discounted.They usually do but I wouldn't count on discounted first party titles any time soon.
I see we signed the Serbian boy. Will do the requisite YouTube perusing and subsequent praise, pretending I have actually watched Red Star Belgrade and make statements like "anyone who follows European football will know who he is and what kind of quality he brings."
Prepare your butts for this.
Prepare your butts for this.
By Oddinho Go To PostI see we signed the Serbian boy. Will do the requisite YouTube perusing and subsequent praise, pretending I have actually watched Red Star Belgrade and make statements like "anyone who follows European football will know who he is and what kind of quality he brings."Splatt is your very own Serbian Liverpool fan, I'm sure he knows a lot about him!
Prepare your butts for this.
Splatt must be so conflicted to see someone from Crvena Zvezda sign to Liverpool.
Klopp should have bought Zivkovic instead. smh
Klopp should have bought Zivkovic instead. smh
By Gurthang Go To PostThe Lobster is the weirdest movie I've watched all yearThanks for reminding me, I was waiting for it!
By Yurt Go To PostIt's more Serial than The Jinx.
I was hoping for another Jinx, but I guess why that worked so well was because of Mr Bye Bye.
I will still give it a watch, but just go in expecting something different.
Also, 3D is bullshit and ruining the IMAX format.
The fact that I can't see a movie in 2D IMAX(aka the best format to watch a film on) is a fucking travesty.
Fuck you James Cameron.
The fact that I can't see a movie in 2D IMAX(aka the best format to watch a film on) is a fucking travesty.
Fuck you James Cameron.
By Wedward Go To PostAlso, 3D is bullshit and ruining the IMAX format.
The fact that I can't see a movie in 2D IMAX(aka the best format to watch a film on) is a fucking travesty.
Fuck you James Cameron.
Blame Yurt
By Scum Go To PostThey usually do but I wouldn't count on discounted first party titles any time soon.Well damn.
Hoping it is though. I've been eyeing it for weeks.
By Laboured Go To PostBlame YurtI dunno what kinda theaters you guys are going to honestly looool
The one we went to showed movies exclusively in IMAX, and you can pick between 2D (IMAX) or 3D for each movie. The screen is fucking gigantic as well
People must have clapped like 15 or more times throughout the movie. Even when the lights were turned off to signal the movie previews everyone clapped.
By KidA Seven Go To PostPeople must have clapped like 15 or more times throughout the movie. Even when the lights were turned off to signal the movie previews everyone clapped.
Same. Was really annoying.
