By KP Go To PostI wouldn't want to watch repeated replays of my self being bukkake'd by Norwich tbh.
They should be made to watch it clockwork fucking orange style
By Oddinho Go To PostN8 I watched Llewyn Davis btw, i really truly loved it. What a beautifully somber and funny movie.It's the best. Probably my favourite movie of the 2010s. That or The Master.
Oscar Isaac, what a guy.
As you say, so funny, and sad too. The songs are pretty uniformly great also. I listen to the soundtrack a lot.
By Cleff Go To PostThis is probably the reason. Still don't think it's fair to draw it out though.Articles mentions Giggseh as an option....pls no
By n8 Go To PostThe hipster to end all hipsters - http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=190002815
That either means he denies we're m8's or he's lying.
By Linius Go To PostThat either means he denies we're m8's or he's lying.You're not m8s maybe.
Maybe you need to re-evaluate.
By rvy Go To PostNathan.
I have not seen your feelings yet.
Would you like Mou next season or not?
Not particularly. Don't like him, and he'd leave us in disarray in a couple of years. Would rather go balls deep for Pep. If we can't get him, review things nearer the summer.
Think Mou needs some time out.
By Linius Go To PostThat either means he denies we're m8's or he's lying.you dont need m8s like these
Pilot of Making a Murderer was really good by the way. That was some classless work from the sheriff's department in that town that is too difficult to spell out.
By n8 Go To PostNot particularly. Don't like him, and he'd leave us in disarray in a couple of years. Would rather go balls deep for Pep. If we can't get him, review things nearer the summer.I agree with this, don't think he can last very long at a club. Constant paranoia and insular mentality.
Think Mou needs some time out.
By Killer7 Go To PostArticles mentions Giggseh as an option….pls noIt has to be Mourinho. If he's available and we opt not to go for him then whoever we do appoint will be measured up to how Mou could have done, the board would be questioned too. Only other option really is Guardiola and that doesn't seem likely.
By n8 Go To PostNot particularly. Don't like him, and he'd leave us in disarray in a couple of years. Would rather go balls deep for Pep. If we can't get him, review things nearer the summer.I remember Dissonance talking about Jardim to Chelsea. Not entirely sure about it but not a terrible idea. Any less high profile coaches you'd like to see take over at United?
Think Mou needs some time out.
I think I'd like someone at Chelsea who's actually interested in the youth players. Really annoying how little Mou used them.
And, while not quite the same thing, selling Lukaku and De Bruyne is, on reflection, becoming more and more regrettable.
Agreed about the break for Mourinho. Seemed to really help him between his first Chelsea stint and Inter.
you guys remember the stuntwoman who suffered a ridiculously long list of gruesome injuries on the set of resident evil?
https://instagram.flas1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12331909_1531415493842291_309854934_n.jpg
looks like shes doing alright. modern medical science is pretty cool.
where police and prosecutors dont give a flying fuck as long as they get anyone behind bars guilty or not. those 2 movies alone leave you fucking disgusted because you know that shit has happened many times before.
https://instagram.flas1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12331909_1531415493842291_309854934_n.jpg
looks like shes doing alright. modern medical science is pretty cool.
By Linius Go To PostPilot of Making a Murderer was really good by the way. That was some classless work from the sheriff's department in that town that is too difficult to spell out.is it sort of like paradise lost or thin blue line?
where police and prosecutors dont give a flying fuck as long as they get anyone behind bars guilty or not. those 2 movies alone leave you fucking disgusted because you know that shit has happened many times before.
Would take Emery, Simeone, Guardiola, Conte, Blanc...
maybe not blanc actually the racist smegger
Not sure tbh. There's no one I would be wholly confident coming in and doing a good job; Ancelotti the most sure bet but that's gone now.
Don't think Hiddink is the one to give RLC a run.
maybe not blanc actually the racist smegger
Not sure tbh. There's no one I would be wholly confident coming in and doing a good job; Ancelotti the most sure bet but that's gone now.
Don't think Hiddink is the one to give RLC a run.
By n8 Go To PostWould take Emery, Simeone, Guardiola, Conte, Blanc…AVB?
maybe not blanc actually the racist smegger
Not sure tbh. There's no one I would be wholly confident coming in and doing a good job; Ancelotti the most sure bet but that's gone now.
Don't think Hiddink is the one to give RLC a run.
By n8 Go To PostWill read now lads, cheers.
Oh baby <3 it was just amazing. Cinematography was gorgeous, soundtrack amazing, and fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk Oscar <3 what a fucking hero. So so charismatic in Star Wars as well. Hope he's in the next one loads.
Speaking of Star Wars, Boyega. He's been in Brixton tonight surprising people at the film. Great guy. Charismatic as fuck too. My fave new character.
Yeah Boyega was a highlight for sure in TFA. I feel like Oscar didn't have a great script to work with, but Boyega had some good lines. Hopefully the next movie has a better fleshed out role for him.
How about the actress playing Rey though? I found her to be disappointing throughout. Deep as a puddle.
By Oddinho Go To PostYeah Boyega was a highlight for sure in TFA. I feel like Oscar didn't have a great script to work with, but Boyega had some good lines. Hopefully the next movie has a better fleshed out role for him.
How about the actress playing Rey though? I found her to be disappointing throughout. Deep as a puddle.
Ah no, I liked her. Certainly better than Hamill was in ANH. Nice and earnest. Improved when paired with Boyega and Ford; she was a little wooden when acting opposite BB-8 but like I say, earnest. Didn't feel too much artifice, which is the big fucking great thing about the film. Real heart and real care.
Top Gossip
Several newspapers are reporting that manager Louis van Gaal will be sacked if Manchester United lose to Stoke on Boxing Day. (Various)
And United made contact with former Chelsea boss Mourinho about replacing Van Gaal, even before Saturday's defeat to Norwich. (Sun)
Mourinho would "jump at the chance" to manage at Old Trafford. (Daily Mail)
Chelsea have lined up Manchester City manager Manuel Pellegrini as a permanent replacement for Mourinho. (Fox Sports)
Manchester City are favourites to land out-going Bayern Munich manager Pep Guardiola, but they face competition from Manchester United, Chelsea and Paris St-Germain when he leaves the Bundesliga side at the end of the season. (Guardian)
Manchester United will bid £29m in January for Leicester's Algeria winger Riyad Mahrez, 24. (Le 10 Sport via Daily Express)
Dutch winger Jeremain Lens, 28, has been dropped from the first team by Sunderland manager Sam Allardyce and fined two weeks' wages for refusing to take part in a post-match workout, after the 1-0 defeat to Watford on 12 December. (Daily Mail)
And Allardyce will try to sell Lens when the transfer window opens in January. (Daily Mirror)
Chelsea's Colombian striker Radamel Falcao, 29, wants showdown talks with new manager Guus Hiddink to find out if he has a future at Stamford Bridge. (Daily Mirror)
Manchester United midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger, 31, has hit back at critics of his performances this season, who say he is too slow. (Welt am Sonntag - in German)
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has revealed he rues not signing Manchester City forward Raheem Sterling, 21, while the England international was at QPR. (Sky Sports)
Jose Mourinho does not believe midfielder Cesc Fabregas, 28, was one of the Chelsea players who had stopped playing for him. (Telegraph)
Didier Drogba is being groomed as a former Chelsea manager with Roman Abramovich keen to bring the 37-year-old back to Stamford Bridge. (Sun)
Guus Hiddink wants former Chelsea striker Didier Drogba to be part of his coaching staff at Stamford Bridge. (Times - subscription required)
Manchester City's Spanish midfielder David Silva, 29, wants to see out the final three-and-a-half years of his contract. (Manchester Evening News)
Best of 5 live sport
Pep Guardiola's next management role looks 'likely' to be at Manchester City, according to European football journalist Archie Rhind-Tutt. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03cm28v)
Manchester United should sack Louis van Gaal and appoint Jose Mourinho, according to former Wales striker John Hartson. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03cm8v2)
Best of social media
Gareth Bale took home the match ball after his four goal display in Real Madrid's 10-2 win over Rayo Vallecano…and put it on top of his Christmas tree. He tweeted to say it was the "Perfect Christmas present."Barcelona forward Neymar posted a picture on Instagram holding the Fifa Club World Cup, writing: "It's not everyday that we are world champions."
Manchester United striker Anthony Martial has tweeted his disappointment after Saturday's defeat to Norwich, and says the club "have to win the next game."
After winning the Fifa Club World Cup, Barcelona defender Gerard Pique tweeted "for my superiors" in response to Real Sociedad's Esteban Granero. Former Real midfielder Granero had defended Los Blancos defender Alvaro Arbeloa over a dispute with Pique and told the Barcelona defender to "respect your superiors".
And finally
Liverpool appeared to jinx goalkeeper Adam Bogdan before he made his first Premier League start for the Reds. The club's official Snapchat uploaded a photograph of Bogdan in the pre-match warm-up with the caption 'safe hands'. Just three minutes into the match, the Hungarian dropped a corner, allowing Nathan Ake to tap in. (Metro)
Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal gave a trial to a youngster who had stood outside the club's training ground for weeks and begged for a chance. (Daily Star)
By Cleff Go To PostBring me Poch.
Sorry Scum.
By n8 Go To PostOh yeah, I'd have Poch. Well impressive.
James Lipton has a fucking fixation with divorce.
Every single show.
Every single one.
'And we arrive at a common theme throughout the history of this series, DIVORCE!
When did you parents get divorced?'
It's like he's subliminally telling the students that if their parents didn't get divorced they're not gonna be good actors.
Every single show.
Every single one.
'And we arrive at a common theme throughout the history of this series, DIVORCE!
When did you parents get divorced?'
It's like he's subliminally telling the students that if their parents didn't get divorced they're not gonna be good actors.
By rvy Go To PostJames Lipton has a fucking fixation with divorce.I love him in Arrested Development though.
Every single show.
Every single one.
'And we arrive at a common theme throughout the history of this series, DIVORCE!
When did you parents get divorced?'
It's like he's subliminally telling the students that if their parents didn't get divorced they're not gonna be good actors.
"There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray."
Didn't he used to be a pimp or something too?
By Cleff Go To PostBring me Poch.Not a chance Poch works at United. Don't think he'd be allowed to have a clear out the way he'd need to to get his tactics working.
Sorry Scum.
If the players could get rid of a manager like Van Gaal, Poch wouldn't be allowed to bench riff raff Rppmey
By rvy Go To PostJames Lipton?Have you ever seen the episode where he's the subject and Dave Chappelle is the interviewer? I think he talks about being a pimp in Paris in his youth. At least something to do with him and prostitutes. Been a few years since I watched it.
A pimp?
By Fintan Go To PostHave you ever seen the episode where he's the subject and Dave Chappelle is the interviewer? I think he talks about being a pimp in Paris in his youth. At least something to do with him and prostitutes. Been a few years since I watched it.I vaguely remember that, probably right.
By FootballFan Go To PostBrilliant performances from Bale, Ronaldo and benzema todayYeah, they did a good job. 10 goals is good.
Vs rayo
James Lipton does not look 89. The man has drunk out of the Fountain of Youth or something innit, lol
Hiring LVG was a mistake. I'd have gone with Pep Guardiola, at least he would have brought a Barca style of play.
By Freewheelin Go To PostJames Lipton does not look 89. The man has drunk out of the Fountain of Youth or something innit, lolHe doesn't look a day over 70
By Bungie Go To PostI reckon Poch would take one look and United's youth system and say no thanksWhat is.. thiss... Adnan?
By n8 Go To PostAh no, I liked her. Certainly better than Hamill was in ANH. Nice and earnest. Improved when paired with Boyega and Ford; she was a little wooden when acting opposite BB-8 but like I say, earnest. Didn't feel too much artifice, which is the big fucking great thing about the film. Real heart and real care.
I feel like she acted dumb but did smart things. Like I never saw her mulling over ideas in her head despite being a brilliant mechanic and pilot, you never get to enjoy watching her discover the answer.
Some of that is down to JJ Abrams though. There were some stupidly improbable things that happened with no major fanfare nor explanation, like how she's never held a blaster before and yet has it mastered in like 20 seconds flat. The light saber is more forgivable given that it's a Jedi weapon, and she uses that metal staff as a weapon so she has lots of practice.
They also had protagonists killing a shit load of storm troopers in general, which bothered me a bit, since they're "light side" types you'd expect them to prioritize escaping or incapacitation over racking up a body count. They go out of their way to give a personality to storm troopers, not just Fin but also Brienne captain, and the funny things they did like nope-ing out of the hallway when Kylo Ren is having a temper tantrum. Humanizing them and then brutally slaying them… Not so nice.
By Oddinho Go To PostYeah Boyega was a highlight for sure in TFA. I feel like Oscar didn't have a great script to work with, but Boyega had some good lines. Hopefully the next movie has a better fleshed out role for him.do I talk first was the best line in the whole movie ahahah
How about the actress playing Rey though? I found her to be disappointing throughout. Deep as a puddle.
OK GUYS FINE I'm gonna watch that hipster IInside Llewyn movie then. Not a big fan of the idea or bitter sweet movies, but Isaac, Coen bros and Fintan liking it is such an alluring combination I must admit
By Oddinho Go To PostI feel like she acted dumb but did smart things. Like I never saw her mulling over ideas in her head despite being a brilliant mechanic and pilot, you never get to enjoy watching her discover the answer.Well...
Some of that is down to JJ Abrams though. There were some stupidly improbable things that happened with no major fanfare nor explanation, like how she's never held a blaster before and yet has it mastered in like 20 seconds flat. The light saber is more forgivable given that it's a Jedi weapon, and she uses that metal staff as a weapon so she has lots of practice. .
You have to assume that Rey has been learning to hunt for food and shit, i mean she's a scavenger, right?
I liked Rey, she was a fine character. She had more balls than Kylo for starters
Finn forcing himself into growing balls was great too
Finn forcing himself into growing balls was great too
By Yurt Go To Postdo I talk first was the best line in the whole movie ahahah
OK GUYS FINE I'm gonna watch that hipster IInside Llewyn movie then. Not a big fan of the idea or bitter sweet movies, but Isaac, Coen bros and Fintan liking it is such an alluring combination I must admit
Based on how you generally evaluate movies, I'm not expecting you to like it much. But maybe I'm wrong!
By Freewheelin Go To PostWell…
You have to assume that Rey has been learning to hunt for food and shit, i mean she's a scavenger, right?
Yeah but I don't like it when things are explained through lore without any hint or connection made through the script or the character's behavior. You see her use the staff and she's great with it but you never see her display any proficiency with a gun until suddenly she's beating storm troopers in a fire fight. She even lets Fin take the gunner role so she can be a pilot, kind of affirming that she's a hands-on type.
By Yurt Go To PostI liked Rey, she was a fine character. She had more balls than Kylo for starters
Finn forcing himself into growing balls was great too
I like Rey too, she's a good protagonist and has a hot body. I just think Daisy Ridley didn't blow my nips off with her acting and that Boyega was by far the better half of that duo.
Inside Llewyn Davis is definitely fantastic. Probably my favourite of that year.
Any of you guys have Letterboxd? here's mine: http://letterboxd.com/aljosa15/
Any of you guys have Letterboxd? here's mine: http://letterboxd.com/aljosa15/
Making A Murderer is so slow. Did it really have to be 10 episodes?
By Oddinho Go To PostBased on how you generally evaluate movies, I'm not expecting you to like it much. But maybe I'm wrong!;_; now what's that supposed to meannnnn
By Yurt Go To PostMaking A Murderer is so slow. Did it really have to be 10 episodes?
;_; now what's that supposed to meannnnn
It's not a slight, you just usually don't give favorable reviews to things that are slow.
Hence the line in your post right now!