By Hitch Go To PostVan Gaal won't be in charge of Man Utd next season unless he wins the title.
He will.
By Wedward Go To PostDon't see United going for Mou.
Here's how I think it'll go:
- We'll finish the season at 3rd/4th and no trophies.
- The board will vacillate over whether to keep LvG on for a final season given that their preferred choices Pep and Ancelotti will have gone to their predicted clubs City and Bayern respectively.
- Mou will be considered as tempting but also not without his negative points.
- There will be a number of clubs circling him and post-Euro 2016 there'll also be the prospect of various national FAs also chasing his signature.
- As Woodward will be under pressure not to completely fuck up his fourth summer in a row and be out of a job, he decides that his big summer coup will be to get rid of a near retirement LvG and bring in Big Bad Mou.
By Lunatic Go To PostI would think Utd fans wouldn't stand for Mou's shit. The prop plane would be fired up at the first sign of trouble.
I think it's funny that some of the people originally wanting Gaal out for reasons of #aesthetics and #boring want the man most obsessed with ball retention in the entire world
or
the guy who they lambasted with calls of #boring and #AntiFootball and various permutations of bus jokes for a decade now
By Wedward Go To PostHe will.Won't.
By Hitch Go To PostWon't.united are still in the capital one cup arent they?
Can't wait for Klopp to bring his own players in btw.
Its pretty clear that we won't be consistently playing football that's much better than it was under Rodgers.
Really should have sounded him out as soon as he left Dortmund, I guess. Would have left a terrible atmosphere if that had leaked though, and he wanted the sabbatical anyway.
@Xpike, no
Its us, City, Everton and Stoke. We have Stoke in the semis.
Its pretty clear that we won't be consistently playing football that's much better than it was under Rodgers.
Really should have sounded him out as soon as he left Dortmund, I guess. Would have left a terrible atmosphere if that had leaked though, and he wanted the sabbatical anyway.
@Xpike, no
Its us, City, Everton and Stoke. We have Stoke in the semis.
Gaal out. Mou in.
Pellegrini out. Pep in.
Monk out. Biesla in.
1st game of the season - Man City v Man Utd 5.30pm kickoff
Pellegrini out. Pep in.
Monk out. Biesla in.
1st game of the season - Man City v Man Utd 5.30pm kickoff
By Perfect Blue Go To Posthttp://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/35130496?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_match_of_the_day&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sportSensational.
Jesus christ BBC lol
By Yurt Go To Posthow come nobody wants allegri
pls take him
You really are the worst poster here.
I pray Silent Stan and Ivan the Incompetent watch Serie A
really keen to see what a MoUnited team would shape up like
It wont happen though...
I see him buying Willian
It wont happen though...
I see him buying Willian
By Bold One Go To Postreally keen to see what a MoUnited team would shape up like
It wont happen though…
I see him buying Willian
That is assuming Chelsea would sell him. My guess is going to be no, Willian one of the few good players for a long time now in the club, is not going to be sold.
By Yurt Go To Posthow come nobody wants allegriA better manager than most mentioned on this page.
pls take him
A true man of visions.
You ever have that friend that asks you a question or to help them, then its followed by 15 more questions or requests that could have been addressed prior in first said question? It really infuriates me for some reason.
EDIT: Just received another question after I could have sworn there was no way another question could be asked at the end of my previous responses.
EDIT: Just received another question after I could have sworn there was no way another question could be asked at the end of my previous responses.
Gabe Newell wants America to INVADE Italy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPTCwABzi-A
AND SLOVENIA
ZABO NOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPTCwABzi-A
AND SLOVENIA
ZABO NOOOOOO
By Slizz Go To PostYou ever have that friend that asks you a question or to help them, then its followed by 15 more questions or requests that could have been addressed prior in first said question? It really infuriates me for some reason.You sound like selfish bastard and a terrible friend. Unfollowed.
EDIT: Just received another question after I could have sworn there was no way another question could be asked at the end of my previous responses.
By Yurt Go To PostGabe Newell wants America to INVADE ItalyWhat a sensational country we are*. If only our NT was any good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPTCwABzi-A
AND SLOVENIA
ZABO NOOOOOO
*At least until Sunday, when the referendum for equal marriage rights goes south and we're shown for the bigots we really are.
By Zabojnik Go To PostAnd yet I'm happy JJ Abrams hasn't been given the director's (or any) role in the upcoming Blade Runner sequel.I had already forgotten about the blade runner sequel
By Zabojnik Go To PostYou sound like selfish bastard and a terrible friend. Unfollowed.Lol, I'm helping him out and I'm selfish?
"can you text x for me he didn't respond last time I tried"
"k, he's now expecting your text, text him 30 minutes before you physically get to his place"
"Do you know his address?"
"no" (I truly don't just landmarks and what not)
"Does anyone else know?"(Are you kidding me?)
"No, when you text him 30 mins prior, ask for his address"
"Do you know what exit?"(cmon man)
"Not specifically, its right near this college, act like you're going there and hes minutes away"
"Which campus?"
Mind you he's driven to this place before.
If he asked can you text x for me and whats his address in the first question every single question after wouldn't be necessary.
By n8 Go To PostVery nice! Two derbies? Bilbao-Villarreal is good too.Three derbies m8
Man, Arsenal fans smh.
I am on this facebook group with a bunch of people that go a pub in SF to watch the Arsenal games.
They are posting all these memes about Cesc being an insider and Mou being a specialist in failure and Wenger winning.
It's like, lads, Chelsea won the fucking title. We lost to them. We didn't win shit.
Just call him a cunt and move on.
I am on this facebook group with a bunch of people that go a pub in SF to watch the Arsenal games.
They are posting all these memes about Cesc being an insider and Mou being a specialist in failure and Wenger winning.
It's like, lads, Chelsea won the fucking title. We lost to them. We didn't win shit.
Just call him a cunt and move on.
the best thing about the Blade Runner sequel is that it's being handled by none other than Denis Villeneuve
on the other hand the SW sequels will be under the mercy of that Looper cunt. (good)
on the other hand the SW sequels will be under the mercy of that Looper cunt. (good)
By Wedward Go To PostMan, Arsenal fans smh.I found a lot of the stateside supporters clubs tend to overact as fan of their club and have a certain heir of snob.
I am on this facebook group with a bunch of people that go a pub in SF to watch the Arsenal games.
They are posting all these memes about Cesc being an insider and Mou being a specialist in failure and Wenger winning.
It's like, lads, Chelsea won the fucking title. We lost to them. We didn't win shit.
Just call him a cunt and move on.
By Slizz Go To PostI found a lot of the stateside supporters clubs tend to overact as fan of their club and have a certain heir of snob.
Yeah, it's super common here. I think a lot of the people at this pub are expats so that might explain a bit of it.
The more I think about it, the more I like TFA. I mean I already thought it was a great film, but man some of the new characters really hit home with me.
Kylo Ren and Rey were incredible.
Kylo Ren and Rey were incredible.
Slizz I know plenty of people like that
bear with me
off that first message I can tell you that he's a person who hates rejection, or rather when he calls someone and they don't pick up (I knew someone like that), so right now you're reachable, and friendly (from the outside :p) so he'd much rather ask you EVERYTHING than wait for the others
bear with me
off that first message I can tell you that he's a person who hates rejection, or rather when he calls someone and they don't pick up (I knew someone like that), so right now you're reachable, and friendly (from the outside :p) so he'd much rather ask you EVERYTHING than wait for the others
Football innit
Overreact to your opponents failings (and quickly forget their successes) to make yourself feel better about those of your own team. Liverpool fans are pros at it :P
Overreact to your opponents failings (and quickly forget their successes) to make yourself feel better about those of your own team. Liverpool fans are pros at it :P
By Wedward Go To PostMan, Arsenal fans smh.
I am on this facebook group with a bunch of people that go a pub in SF to watch the Arsenal games.
Mine is like equal parts the stoic type, the sad budrick type, and the #optimism type. A smattering of wizened old expats in the JVC era and before numbers as well.
By Yurt Go To PostSlizz I know plenty of people like thatAlmost right with that analysis. He always asks a shit ton of questions even when he's invited to go out. Wants to know how long will be at place x, where place y is gonna be, how long will we stay there, etc. etc.
bear with me
off that first message I can tell you that he's a person who hates rejection, or rather when he calls someone and they don't pick up (I knew someone like that), so right now you're reachable, and friendly (from the outside :p) so he'd much rather ask you EVERYTHING than wait for the others
Best part of all of it, he's never EVER on time, we add on average an hour and a half to whenever he says he'll show up.
By Yurt Go To Postthe best thing about the Blade Runner sequel is that it's being handled by none other than Denis VilleneuveRian Johnson made the amazing Brick and the very entertaining The Brothers Bloom so he´s alright in my book, I have yet to see Looper.
on the other hand the SW sequels will be under the mercy of that Looper cunt. (good)
By Hitch Go To PostFootball innit
Overreact to your opponents failings (and quickly forget their successes) to make yourself feel better about those of your own team. Liverpool fans are pros at it :P
If we won the league and then the next year fell out of the top 4 I'd be ok with it.
I'd take that deal right now.
By Wedward Go To PostIf we won the league and then the next year fell out of the top 4 I'd be ok with it.I'd take the same with a lower midtable finish the next year. Though that'd come with a sacking and more turmoil probably.
I'd take that deal right now.
Chelsea are in a relegation fight though, as unlikely as relegation would be.
By Slizz Go To PostBest part of all of it, he's never EVER on time, we add on average an hour and a half to whenever he says he'll show up.
okaaaay this part sounds like me, I even went late to SW last night
pls understand us. being fashionably late is cool ok, it drums up the hype
By LFMartins86 Go To PostRian Johnson made the amazing Brick and the very entertaining The Brothers Bloom so he´s alright in my book, I have yet to see Looper.That's true, but he also made Looper so, right now, I would much rather see M Night Shymalan make the sequels
By Wedward Go To PostIf we won the league and then the next year fell out of the top 4 I'd be ok with it.
I'd take that deal right now.
nahhh. i would for a #DomesticDouble, though.
By Esch Go To Postnahhh. i would for a #DomesticDouble, though.
That is silly. Who gives a shit about the cups once you win the league. It has been 11 years.
We aren't competing in CL. And Wenger wouldn't get sacked. If he won the title they would offer him a lifetime deal.
I just want Wenger to win it again before he retires. Worry about everything else later.
By Hitch Go To PostPeople who make a habit of being late are cunts.Thank you.
It's not something I do intentionally, I'm sure our resident Irish posters will understand.
It's Miami everyone is late, especially for night life stuff. BUT.....
This dude is next level. Mainly cause he doesn't fully think through his estimations, like time of day, weather conditions(rain in Miami means everyone magically goes 10 mph slower because water is wet) and traffic. He thinks hes gonna jet over to this dudes house in like 45 minutes in rush hour. From where hes coming from, to where he is going it will take at least an 1hr 30min. Which is why my responses included 'when you are 30 minutes from PHYSICALLY being there.'
This dude is next level. Mainly cause he doesn't fully think through his estimations, like time of day, weather conditions(rain in Miami means everyone magically goes 10 mph slower because water is wet) and traffic. He thinks hes gonna jet over to this dudes house in like 45 minutes in rush hour. From where hes coming from, to where he is going it will take at least an 1hr 30min. Which is why my responses included 'when you are 30 minutes from PHYSICALLY being there.'
By Yurt Go To Postokaaaay this part sounds like me, I even went late to SW last night
pls understand us. being fashionably late is cool ok, it drums up the hypeThat's true, but he also made Looper so, right now, I would much rather see M Night Shymalan make the sequels
What you've got to remember about these new SW movies, is that like the Marvel and Bond franchises, the executive producers have most of the control. The directors only have a certain amount of leeway, they are kept on a tight leash. It keeps things formulaic but it also prevents horrible turds where the director goes up his own arse, like Superman Returns or the Star Wars prequels. JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson and Colin Trevorrow are all in the same bracket of directors who produce watchable action/adventure films without really pushing the envelope. That's why they hired them.
By Wedward Go To PostThat is silly. Who gives a shit about the cups once you win the league. It has been 11 years.
We aren't competing in CL. And Wenger wouldn't get sacked. If he won the title they would offer him a lifetime deal.
I just wouldn't want to lose the CL because it would mean an even more miserly transfer period the next season with that #revenue gone, and it would give some players on the team incentive to leave. The team is really just starting to attract better and better talent again, I wouldn't throw it away for anything less than two pieces of domestic silverware or an actual CL win (i'd trade relegation for this).
I care about the FA Cup regardless of the league, we'll just have to disagree on that.
By Esch Go To PostI just wouldn't want to lose the CL because it would mean an even more miserly transfer period the next season with that #revenue gone, and it would give some players on the team incentive to leave. The team is really just starting to attract better and better talent again, I wouldn't throw it away for anything less than two pieces of domestic silverware or an actual CL win (i'd trade relegation for this).
I care about the FA Cup regardless of the league, we'll just have to disagree on that.
Just seems odd that the FA Cup pushes you over the edge. It's a nice trophy, sure, but when you have already won the league its just the cherry on top.
By Ushojax Go To PostWhat you've got to remember about these new SW movies, is that like the Marvel and Bond franchises, the executive producers have most of the control. The directors only have a certain amount of leeway, they are kept on a tight leash. It keeps things formulaic but it also prevents horrible turds where the director goes up his own arse, like Superman Returns or the Star Wars prequels. JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson and Colin Trevorrow are all in the same bracket of directors who produce watchable action/adventure films without really pushing the envelope. That's why they hired them.that's an excellent point actually!
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Am I a twat for feeling kind of good about Klopp going mental against West Brom since it somewhat proves that he has real passion and drive to succeed here?
He's such a big name, and the way last season went there was this nagging doubt in the back of my mind worrying that he might just not really be up for it.
edit: miss most of Arsenal vs City. For fuck's sake. Gonna be an absolute cracker I think.
He's such a big name, and the way last season went there was this nagging doubt in the back of my mind worrying that he might just not really be up for it.
edit: miss most of Arsenal vs City. For fuck's sake. Gonna be an absolute cracker I think.
By Wedward Go To PostJust seems odd that the FA Cup pushes you over the edge. It's a nice trophy, sure, but when you have already won the league its just the cherry on top.I'm from a family of hagglers and demand bang for buck in everything, pls understand. Also, I just love the cup celebrations, the build up hype, competing in a knockout competition we can win, Wembley!! she wore a yellow ribbon etc.
By Hitch Go To PostPeople who make a habit of being late are cunts.Only for parties Hitch. I swear I'm on time for everything else.
By Esch Go To PostOnly for parties Hitch. I swear I'm on time for everything else.what the hell is this? Don't make it sound apologetic, WE BOW TO NO ONE!
NO MAN
NO CLOCK