Football 2015/16 December | Memphis and Wayne and the dying Gaal

Top Gossip
Chelsea are interested in Manchester United target Thomas Muller and see the Bayern Munich and Germany forward, 26, as a possible replacement for Spain striker Diego Costa, 27. (Mirror)
Manchester United midfielder Ander Herrera wants talks with manager Louis van Gaal after becoming disillusioned at Old Trafford. (Daily Star)
Arsenal are lining up a £22m January bid for Porto's 18-year-old defensive midfielder Ruben Neves, as cover for the injured Francis Coquelin. (Sun)
Manchester United, Juventus and Barcelona will compete to sign Basel's 18-year-old Switzerland forward Breel Embolo in January. (Tuttosport - in Italian)
Southampton want to sign England Under-21 winger Solly March for about £7.5m from Championship side Brighton. (Mirror)
Chelsea are worried they will not be able to return on-loan striker Radamel Falcao, 29, to Monaco in January as the French side are reluctant to recall the Colombia international. (Daily Mail)
Tottenham and Arsenal both want to sign Paris St-Germain's France Under-21 midfielder Adrien Rabiot, 20, in the January transfer window. (Buzzsport - in French)
Manchester City's Argentine defender Martin Demichelis, 34, whose contract expires in the summer, plans talks towards the end of the season to discuss his future, but is likely to return to his homeland to finish his career. (Manchester Evening News)
Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic has backed team-mate Diego Costa to come back stronger after the Spain striker was dropped for the first time this season for the Blues' goalless draw at Tottenham on Saturday.(Times - subscription required)
Santi Cazorla and Alexis Sanchez have yet to be ruled out of Arsenal's crucial Champions League tie against Olympiakos next week as the club have not received medical assessments on the pair.(London Evening Standard)

Best of 5 live
Former Leicester midfielder Robbie Savage says Manchester United should sign striker Jamie Vardy, who broke the record for scoring in consecutive Premier League matches at the weekend. Speaking on the Monday Night Club, the former Wales international said: "If I was Manchester United I would buy Vardy. He would offer pace." Listen here
Former Aston Villa midfielder Lee Hendrie is worried about the club's future if they are relegated from the Premier League. Speaking on the Monday Night Club, he said: "That's my fear - if they go down this year I think they'll find it very hard to come back up." Listen here

Best of social media
The wife of Manchester United reserve goalkeeper Victor Valdes has claimed on Instagram that he was not invited to the club's Unicef Gala Dinner at Old Trafford on Sunday night.
Manchester City defender Pablo Zabaleta has met Status Quo at the Manchester Palace Theatre leg of their European Tour. City posted on Instagram: "Zab meets his musical heroes!"
Sergio Aguero had some reassurance for Manchester City fans by tweeting: "For everyone asking, I'm fine. It's just a harmless bump on the heel. Thanks, all of you, for the support!"
Former Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard has been back at the club's Melwood training ground and the Reds were delighted to tell their Twitter followers, even including a video of the moment.
Liverpool midfielder Lucas Leiva posted an Instagram picture of himself training with the Gerrard, with the caption: "Good to have you back my friend."

And finally
France legend Zinedine Zidane was famously sent off for headbutting in the 2006 World Cup final against Italy and now his son, 17-year-old goalkeeper Luca, has suffered the same fate in Real Madrid's youth game against Atletico Madrid. (Sun)
Arsenal were unable to beat Norwich on Sunday but during the match their midfielder Santi Cazorla became the first person to complete 1,000 successful league passes this season. (London Evening Standard)

The wife of Manchester United reserve goalkeeper Victor Valdes has claimed on Instagram that he was not invited to the club's Unicef Gala Dinner at Old Trafford on Sunday night.

By Freewheelin Go To PostWell, fighting *BB DLC BOSS* Ludwig with Facism and Xpike was fun as hell, lol

So close to beating it twice ;_____;

By Xpike Go To Posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PGNxWyEm0I&app=desktop

we should be ashamed now

By Freewheelin Go To PostWell, fighting *BB DLC BOSS* Ludwig with Facism and Xpike was fun as hell, lol

So close to beating it twice ;_____;

By Ricky Go To PostYou didn't even say my name
Well then
This is what happened when Dean first invited me to his little party

https://youtu.be/v4HUYj2hZ9I

By Ricky Go To PostYou didn't even say my name
Well then
This is what happened when Dean first invited me to his little party

https://youtu.be/v4HUYj2hZ9I

By FootballFan Go To PostI stopped watching deans streams once he stopped giving shout outs to football Slaent members like Ricky.

By Pellerin Go To PostFuckinell this battle between Dean and Ticky was intense and great.

Absolutely amazing.

By Xpike Go To Postoh man that fish in the 3rd area
its tougher than some bosses in the game


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PGNxWyEm0I&app=desktop

we should be ashamed now

By Baconsaurus Go To PostDon't train too hard or you might end up bald 😜

By Oddinho Go To PostHoly hell he's good. Patience is so important, shame I have none of that lol

By Ricky Go To PostThis is what happened when Dean first invited me to his little party

By Freewheelin Go To PostWell, fighting *BB DLC BOSS* Ludwig with Facism and Xpike was fun as hell, lol

By n8 Go To PostBeat 4 of the 5 DLC bosses. One of them first time, the others all second go.

By Pappe Go To PostPls no more Real Madrid vs Barcelona discussion.

By Yurt Go To Postwhat a fucking goal https://streamable.com/brbd

absolute class and a half
you had lots of it! PREDA UCCISA ahahahah well played Ricky, you cunt.
YES LADS <3 that jolly co-operation. Good to see Facismo recovering already from the 5th boss. overall, where do you rank the new bosses now on your old list? In spoilertags :p

By Scum Go To PostManchester City defender Pablo Zabaleta has met Status Quo at the Manchester Palace Theatre leg of their European Tour. City posted on Instagram: "Zab meets his musical heroes!"

By FootballFan Go To PostI am about to watch Fargo

Fargo lads

By Vivalapizza Go To PostEnd of Napoli Inter was great

The commentators in Italy are hilarious

I like pasta

By Kidjr Go To PostThis thread title is either way over my head or was conjured by jay from the inbetweeners.

That bloodbourne player was great lol

By KidA Seven Go To PostIs there a video of this? I only remember the Milan commentator being hilarious.

By n8 Go To PostGreat tier

By Oddinho Go To PostFargo

Is so

God damn

Good

By Freewheelin Go To PostFargo's not up yet ;_;

By Yurt Go To Postup where? In the words of Saint Bud, don't you know a janitor at FOX that can screen you the episode?