I'm dunk. Drunk thread

It's possible to get drunk off Smirnoff Ice?

Live you pay as long add you don't have LeBron abd your a good drawer

Been drinking Jamison most of the night and have switched to Modelo with my Thai food.


Did a wake this evening and have a funeral tomorrow.

I really need to keep this thread bookmarked on my phone.

Isn't every thread on this forum a drunk thread?

Or that just me?

Lit rote now whats gooodddddd slsentt

By giririsss Go To PostIsn't every thread on this forum a drunk thread?

Or that just me?

sometimes its a high thread...... some times its an itis thread.....

By Smokey Go To PostLit rote now whats gooodddddd slsentt

Holla

reurtuned from a company holiday mixer with an open bar

lit right now. thangs were said

whats good slaent

thangs were said

uh oh

got this disgusting ass weed brownie I'v ebeen saving for lunch at work tomoorw

it's gonna taste awful ugh

Went to my new jobs christmas party. Had 3 coronas, 3 coco loso's, 1 shot of tequila, 1 shot of whiskey, a rum and coke, a tequila sun rise, 2 sips of whiskey on the rocks (that a co worker ordered for me but I didn't want), over a 4 hour period. The bar staff was great though (or shitty depending on how you think about it) and once it was clear I was drunk they added a shit ton of ice to all my drinks!



I did not make an ass of myself though (mostly because I've been eating food and drinking water to absorb it all day) and it was enough to convince the co workers I'm cool enough to invite to their happy hours. So I am officially cool with the people I spend the majority of my waking hours with


Now I got to wake up in 5 hours to drag my incoherent corpse to work


I also really, REALLY want to try and hook up with my direct supervisor.... but I know its just me thinking with my dick and alcohol. AKA the two causes of and solutions to all my life's problems.