Football 2015/16 November | Madrid 0 : 4 Barcelona

By Dissonance Go To PostHow would you have reacted last season if someone told you Chris Smalling would become the best defender in the PL?

Start of last season :yh ok m8 lol go fuk urself

But he's been impeccable since the Etihad sending off last season. It's amazing. That Gaal coaching.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1148193

By Slizz Go To Posthttp://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1148193

Idiots. All of them

By Bungie Go To PostSo you lot are saying now you play defensive football because your attacking players aren't good enough, rather than your attacking players struggling to score goals because of the way you play?

I'd argue it's definitely six of one, half dozen of the other.

What we lack at the moment - with Herrera out of the side - is anyone creating driving runs from midfield. And even that he doesn't do that much, it's when he goes off piste.

Do Gaal's tactics get the best out of strikers? No, not at all. But we'd certainly be doing a hell of a lot better with someone like Herrera in the middle, Bale on the wing, Suarez or Lewa or Muller or someone up front who makes the runs and isn't afraid of shooting.

That sounds fairly obvious. Well, duh, why wouldn't you do better with the best players in the world?

It's really more to do with personnel for me. I think Hernandez would do better in this side. Or Higuain. Someone who makes lateral runs and will shoot whenever he gets a chance. Or Vardy. Someone up top who creates chances for himself. Right now we have Rooney - who is finished - and Martial, who makes the runs but doesn't create something out of nothing and who seems a little reticent to shoot that often.

System might oppress our attackers who can't play it. There are plenty that can.

She do no sex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFSvdz4T7vk&feature=youtu.be

By Bold One Go To Posthe's still recovering from being turned inside out by Blind

Imagine being turned inside out by Daley fucking Blind....

Emre Can ain't gonna make it.

I'm going to believe that the media's are over playing the whole Costa thing. Due to two reasons.

1. I want him to stay and don't want to believe in him leaving
2. They always fucking overhype this shit, and I wouldn't be surprised if Mourinho actually got a semi in his pants, when Costa cunts it up and rages.

Costa is fine. This is a momentary blip. He will be great when Rafa comes back.

By Mangoverboard Go To PostHow do I become an agent, good money there.

You can be my agent

Arrange me an uncharted 4 beta code and i'll give you 50% of all income the game generates me

Either we lack players who can take people on or Gaal has asked his players to play a certain way which includes taking less risks. Stick to positions.

I think its more the former. Martial be the only player can take his man on in our front 4. He needs to spend on a winger and a striker.

By n8 Go To PostI'd argue it's definitely six of one, half dozen of the other.

What we lack at the moment - with Herrera out of the side - is anyone creating driving runs from midfield. And even that he doesn't do that much, it's when he goes off piste.

Do Gaal's tactics get the best out of strikers? No, not at all. But we'd certainly be doing a hell of a lot better with someone like Herrera in the middle, Bale on the wing, Suarez or Lewa or Muller or someone up front who makes the runs and isn't afraid of shooting.

That sounds fairly obvious. Well, duh, why wouldn't you do better with the best players in the world?

It's really more to do with personnel for me. I think Hernandez would do better in this side. Or Higuain. Someone who makes lateral runs and will shoot whenever he gets a chance. Or Vardy. Someone up top who creates chances for himself. Right now we have Rooney - who is finished - and Martial, who makes the runs but doesn't create something out of nothing and who seems a little reticent to shoot that often.

System might oppress our attackers who can't play it. There are plenty that can.

Pogba would have been ideal.

By n8 Go To PostI'd argue it's definitely six of one, half dozen of the other.

What we lack at the moment - with Herrera out of the side - is anyone creating driving runs from midfield. And even that he doesn't do that much, it's when he goes off piste.

Do Gaal's tactics get the best out of strikers? No, not at all. But we'd certainly be doing a hell of a lot better with someone like Herrera in the middle, Bale on the wing, Suarez or Lewa or Muller or someone up front who makes the runs and isn't afraid of shooting.

That sounds fairly obvious. Well, duh, why wouldn't you do better with the best players in the world?

It's really more to do with personnel for me. I think Hernandez would do better in this side. Or Higuain. Someone who makes lateral runs and will shoot whenever he gets a chance. Or Vardy. Someone up top who creates chances for himself. Right now we have Rooney - who is finished - and Martial, who makes the runs but doesn't create something out of nothing and who seems a little reticent to shoot that often.

System might oppress our attackers who can't play it. There are plenty that can.

You work with the players you have though. If you don't have the right players then first of all that would be his fault after two summer windows, and second he should change it.

Just saw my predictions

First to get sacked: Ranieri
Player of the year: Courtois
Champions: Chelsea
Surprise of the year: Ogbonna

2prem4me

0-1 to Viola already

By Ricky Go To PostJust saw my predictions

First to get sacked: Ranieri
Player of the year: Courtois
Champions: Chelsea
Surprise of the year: Ogbonna

2prem4me

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

By Ricky Go To PostJust saw my predictions

First to get sacked: Ranieri
Player of the year: Courtois
Champions: Chelsea
Surprise of the year: Ogbonna

2prem4me

Incredible

By Ricky Go To PostJust saw my predictions

First to get sacked: Ranieri
Player of the year: Courtois
Champions: Chelsea
Surprise of the year: Ogbonna

2prem4me

Big Marwan starting for United's u21 side against Liverpool's. Poor kids will forever be ruined.

By Eike Go To PostPenaldo is a disgusting player and human being playing for a disgusting club with a disgusting fanbase.

If SLAENT is a decent enough sample, than Barcelona has the worst fanbase in the world. And while Messi might be the best player in the world, Ronaldo has made a bigger positive impact outside the field than Messi. He was elected the most charitable athlete in the world.
So yeah, you might not like him but a disgusting human being is something that he isn´t.

Head´s up for anyone waiting to finish or start Hannibal, the Canadian Netflix already has the last season up.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/nov/30/arsenal-injuries-theory-arsene-wenger-alexis-sanchez

very reasonable from Ronay re: injuries

“Sarri found a balance, whereas Benitez was unable to change the team and just wasted time for this project. Now Napoli are a real squad, a united group.” - Pierpaolo Marino


I truly enjoy everyone hating on Benitez.

Benitez is such a hateable human being, just like all Subway spokesmen

By Esch Go To Posthttp://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/nov/30/arsenal-injuries-theory-arsene-wenger-alexis-sanchez

very reasonable from Ronay re: injuries

A lot of people with supposed insider knowledge claim Tony Colbert (head of fitness) and Wenger work players too hard in training. Prehistoric training methods apparently.

By Xpike Go To PostBenitez is such a hateable human being, just like all Subway spokesmen

I didn't even know there was more than one spokesman. Does the other also breed fresh?

Nothing better to come home to after a busy day than a Sporting match.
5 changes from the Moscow match. Rui Patricio is back on goal, Paulo Oliveira replaces Naldo on the center and João Pereira replaces Esgaio on the right. Willy C has recovered from his injury so Adrien moves up a bit in the field and João Mario moves more to the right. Up front, Montero gets another chance after his amazing perfomance (that won him EL Player Of The League) in Moscow and partners up with Slimani.
A win is important as Porto already won their match on Saturday and Braga faces Benfica later tonight which means we can prolong the difference to the 3rd or/and 4th places.

I just remembered what my first album was

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_on_the_Dance_Floor:_HIStory_in_the_Mix

fucking hell

My second one was Willennium

By FlutterPuffs Go To PostI agree Shanks. Like the best way to kill a tiger is to stab it.

Why bother running away when one is attacking you when you can just stab it first with a sword.

Lol

I think this was my first album


What a time. Buy one for two, special price for u.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vFEBZd-fHQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llTYfQI5IAM

Wooden.
I still have to explain the "help me" part from this morning.
I was in my bed and reading some news on the teletext on my tv, somehow these cunts had something about Twin Peaks.
Apparently there was some asshole who was spying on a set and told this cunt site TMZ some things and the teletext guys basically retold everything.
They spoiled me.
Help me.

Aquilani...Kop Legend
He was decent for Viola imo

Amazing. Were the spoilers good?

Edit: This dr bombay youtube comment is a bit harsh

By hixx Go To PostI just remembered what my first album was

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_on_the_Dance_Floor:_HIStory_in_the_Mix

fucking hell

My second one was Willennium

Mine was :


And no, I wasn´t a teenage girl. It still is a great pop album.

By LFMartins86 Go To PostMine was :


And no, I wasn´t a teenage girl. It still is a great pop album.

I didn't need this album as my mom had it, but more importantly, my cousin who would dress me up and force me to dance to spice girls song with her, also had it.

By Woodenlung Go To PostAmazing. Were the spoilers good?

Edit: This dr bombay youtube comment is a bit harsh

Kinda.

If you wanna know :
Looks like bad Cooper is still out there and commiting crimes, and was at the police station in custody.
No mention of normal Agent Cooper yet.

By AshwinK Go To PostAquilani…Kop Legend
He was decent for Viola imo

I like him. He´s not a starter because Willy C, Adrien and João Mario are probably the best midfield trio in the league but he´s been solid when he is on and Jesus bets on him when he thinks the team needs a bit more experience in the middle.

By Woodenlung Go To PostI didn't need this album as my mom had it, but more importantly, my cousin who would dress me up and force me to dance to spice girls song with her, also had it.

What more did your cousin do to you?

By LFMartins86 Go To PostWhat more did your cousin do to you?

She told me to smell her butt. "Don't worry, I won't fart" and i did it anyway. I was not very clever. Or maybe I wanted to smell the ass. I don't remember my motivations. She also made me pee on an electric fence once. She's a few years older than me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sgt._Pepper%27s_Lonely_Hearts_Club_Band

This was my first album, totally worth it

By Bungie Go To PostAny team in the Premier League would be doing better if they had Suarez

If he was at Bournemouth he'd have fucked his ligaments up by now.

My first album purchased was incredible, the production was bonkers. I bought it in a small town in south Turkey, lol.

By Woodenlung Go To PostShe told me to smell her butt. "Don't worry, I won't fart" and i did it anyway. I was not very clever. Or maybe I wanted to smell the ass. I don't remember my motivations. She also made me pee on an electric fence once. She's a few years older than me.

I'm curious, but at the same time I don't think it's a smart idea to ask, what else you both have done.

I never cared for albums, I think I bought like 10 in my entire life, all my money always went into vidya

So the first one was



Step up your game lads

My first. What an album.

I know he's scored a lot this season, but Lukaku has still flown under the radar this season. 10 goals and 4 assists in 14 league games. One of the youngest players to reach 50 goals in the league too.

The first 2 I bought with my own money were:




Pretty hilarious contrast.

I was a Soft Lad

First album I ever bought


Shaggy uh!

By Pennywise Go To PostI'm curious, but at the same time I don't think it's a smart idea to ask, what else you both have done.

Nothing much other than that. But she might be the reason for my unfair hate towards Scottish people and Celtic. She is not hot, and no, she wasn't when I was 8 years old either.

My dad once brought us both to a Brøndby match, and the Brøndby radio interviewed us. Was a fantastic interview at first asking me who was my favorite brøndby player. "no one", then revealing to be a Copenhagen supporter. Then the interviewer turned to my cousin, who proudly told that she supported Celtic and Henke Larsson was more of a footballer than any of the Brøndby players would ever be. Then we yelled fuck brøndby and they turned to my dad, who managed to say about 3 words before Ebbe Sand scored and they cut the interview short.

These days, she is a dedicated Backstreet Boys fan. She even goes to cruise ships that they play on, and shit like that.

My first

NSFW

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/106/MI0002106236.jpg

By Pellerin Go To PostMy first

NSFW

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/106/MI0002106236.jpg

When I saw the NSFW I knew immediately that it would be that. What a fucking amazing album, one of my all time favorites.

wtf

Just checked my email, about 12 confirmed friend requests from people I've never heard of

Only one of them bothered to send a message asking who I am :lol

Why hack a FB account with fuck all people on it, and just use it to send friend requests?

edit: They changed my profile photo, and made a few nonsense status updates as well